#deidara hooks up with itachi multiple times to prove he's bad at sex

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The idea of Deidara as the ultimate itachi girl is sending me. I imagine there would be about equal (if not more) denial on his part then tori (is tori in denial about being a sasori girl???) but also I can imagine way more art happening

the difference between deidara and tori is that tori is not insane about sasori in her time off and deidara is insane about itachi 24/7 and takes liking him as a personal offense. tori "gets" why people are fixating on a pretty missing-nin and isn't judging that they like romanticizing sasori; it's just part of her nature to be bothered by inaccuracy and she's having a series of "he would not fucking say that" moments and really needs sasori to pose in a doorway so she can demonstrate his height in the bingo book is accurate, okay? meanwhile deidara is so sure that if you just UNDERSTOOD itachi as a person you would stop liking him. romanticizing itachi is obviously some sort of moral failing that he would like to fix

tori is in denial of being a sasori girl in the spirit of fandom law but has accepted she is one by letter of fandom law. deidara is in full-blown obvious denial to the point it's kind of pathetic