#definitely don't want any really wholesome fun friendship where you'd enable my curses as much as you enable abusers or anything too
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or ooops nvm sorry for lying and manipulating you again✌️
#i thought about saying something like what i usually hear about myself in a more straightforward way#something about being madly in love with cock and thin people and wanting to enforce this on everyone who mocked me for that#and let my evil sea monster parents take over the planet while i'm at it i guess#but ugh i just felt so sick like unironically#but it's okay i'm probably still right about other reasons for you to hate me and i'm still cursing everything anyway so#maybe the more you hate and want to hurt me the better even if that's how it is#...i'm not actually cursing magfest just every single other thing ever✌️#also reaffirming my (fake dw) strongest ever feelings for you which you already know about is stupid now so#fuck your definitely just normal looking hair and not gorgeous eyes and ten million definitely not cute or cool or funny vibes and i'm >>#>> literally so not fascinated and so don't think you're really smart although likely evil about important things#definitely don't want any really wholesome fun friendship where you'd enable my curses as much as you enable abusers or anything too#like who'd be crazy enough to want that pffft#so don't care😌#see there you go again#never loved these cute adventurers who totally never did anything horrifying to anyone for very little reason and never will too yeah#god y'all are so easy to impress#...good thing i have indeed been evil the whole time hehehehehe#AND NOW I'M FREE
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