#definitely didn't help that one of the ppl she immediately started adventuring w was evil...and handsome...and very nice to her
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also unrelated my cleric got to talk directly to her goddess and it was hilarious. I told the DM 'tell me if this will derail the end of the campaign bc she's ready to walk and lose her powers' and he was like '....your goddess was convinced by your argument that your murder sprees were for fighting evil. Barely.' so she gets to keep her powers AND her evil bf. living the dream
#I was like: she gets on the ground and grovels and says 'my lady I will do anything you ask I am your unworthy servant'#and the goddess was like 'stop killing people and laughing its creeping me out youre supposed to be a healer'#'oh. no. no I can't stop that'#and then she was like 'so since they kicked me out of my old temple I was gonna start my own where I'm in charge.#With different rules I didn't like all the old ones.'#and the goddess was like 'are you hearing yourself'#but she let it slide I guess. So. New rules. Double the animal sacrifices. No vow of celibacy. Arson is ok. etc#they didnt even kick her out for anything real she was just rude to superiors (and inferiors)and looked too happy while sacrificing chicken#so they scapegoated her#but once she was out in the big wide secular world. Well.#definitely didn't help that one of the ppl she immediately started adventuring w was evil...and handsome...and very nice to her#I'll never forget you cleric. Blorba of all time.
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