#davekat… sigh idk why i put this in tbh I love both of them as characters but they’re so seminal to the HS fandom and ngl when vriskagram

[peachykeenjack]

all 50 homestuck asks

so i put it under a cut because it got long lmao. thanks u asshole. ily

1. What's your god-tier?Heir of blood!

2. How do your god-tier powers work?

Binds the team together & i can make friends out of enemies!

3. What's you sylladex?

Tbh i fucking hate sylladexes, i would have something v v v simple.

4. What's your strife specibus?

batkind!

5. What's your planet?

land of chains and waves (i have to do some tightrope shit w those chains over water i Feel It)

6. What's your lusus?A goddamn axolotl

7. What's your blood colour?Probs lowblood lbr

8. How do you die?

i feel like i die a lot tbqh. Ya boi’s a dumbass so i’ll be dooming a lot of timelines

9. Do you have a theme?

This means like, character arc, yeah? I’m v self-conscious so i wouldn’t be sure of myself and i would have to bond w people and help everybody not doubt themselves

10. What's your kernelsprite?can it be my plant son jimothy

11. What's your chumhandle?

BreakfastBlues

12. What's your text colour?

hmm probs jane blue or like, teal

13. What's your symbol?

So i totes stole this sigil from thecuriousviolet but it’s perfect for me

14. What sort of powers/advantages do you have?hella good at keeping the team together, making bonds w people. By the end i’m able to legit just talk with enemies and get them on my side.

15. Name some of your INTERESTS.PUNS, TV SHOWS, SINGING, and WRITING

16. How are your quadrants?

i have my moirail andromeda @i-am-sundance-kid & i am super flushed for someone soooo.

17. Favourite redrom pairing?

Ohhhh man. So many. Davekat & rosemary!

18. Favourite blackrom pairing?

Tbhhh i don’t really like blackrom? Like it’s okay but eh. Not my fave thing.

19. Favourite palerom pairing?

nepeta/equius!!

20. Favourite greyrom pairing?

kanaya/vriska/tavros

21. Who do you ship [x] with? - hussie

Fire………… i ship him with YOU, you motherfucker

22. How do you feel about [x] pairing? tavros/roxy

They would probs be good friends tbh?

23. Character A and Character B get in a fight. How would that go down? Who would win? Hal & john’s nana

/loud sigh

Maybe hal gets a body and meets nannasprite? And they argue about fucking technology lmfao. Ends with hal screaming and nana giving him the Beatdown

24. Favourite rarepair?

hussie/fire

25. Favourite Felt member?

The little motherfucker that karkat fights in collide

26. Favourite act?

it’s a tie between 5 & 6!

27. Favourite panel?

Tbh when john comes back right before the retcon and dirk glitches out

28. Favourite AU?High school au’s are always my jam!!

29. Favourite Homestuck AMV?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl7m8rsBGjE

i cry over this one regularly

30. Favourite Homestuck Album and song?

Honestly idk

31. Favourite trickster design?

JANE

32. Favourite fanfiction?

Okay so there’s this one, gamzee & karkathttp://archiveofourown.org/works/335658This one’s jake/dirkhttp://archiveofourown.org/works/327984And this one’s davekat!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1170710?view_full_work=true

33. Favourite bloodswap?

someone did aradia as a purple-blood and i was SHOOK it was amazing

34. Favourite god-tier powers?

Tbh john’s turning into wind shit is…. prime

35. Favourite character to genderbend?

Genderbends are cool but in homestuck my fave is trans characters pls

36. Favourite iteration of Jack Noir?robonoir!

37. Which characters are you most like? Why?

I’ve been told i’m like jade, dirk, and terezi. But i don’t think i’m nearly pure enough to be jade! Terezi, yes, and def dirk, i also think i ramble a lot and think i’m cooler than i am a la dave.

38. Which character would you be mostly likes to get along with?

John, he’s such a good boy, i don’t think he has a mean bone in his body

39. Which characters do you relate the most to? Why?

dave tbh, with all the shitty bro stuff, and gamzee dude. Like i’ve been told i’m like a chill stoner but w anxiety, but then that highblood rage shit…. I feel it

40. Have you done any Homestuck cosplays? Any pictures?

No!! But me n andromeda are gonna do equius and nepeta :D

41. Where do you roleplay Homestuck?

I do not but i would love to

42. What sort of Homestuck groups are you a part of?

I just follow a bunch of blogs lmao

43. Done any voice acting? Care to give a sample?

I don’t but tbh i would love do. Maybe i can post my voice at some point and y’all can tell me who i sound like?

44. Character A, B, and C. KFM? - a smuppet, the crow dave fuckin MURDERED, and gamzee

I still hate you, for the record, keep this going if you wanna be my kismesis. Uh. kill the crow i guess, i can’t fuck it or marry it. AND I HATE MYSELF BUT I GUESS I’LL FUCK THE SMUPPET I DON’T WANT TO MARRY IT. MARRY GAMZ I GUESS. I HATE YOU. I HATE EVERYTHING.

45. If you had to make a playlist for [x character or x pairing], what songs would be on it? Lil cal

Just 24 minutes of me crying and saying “I HATE YOU”

46. [Character x] appears on your doorstep. What do you do? Maplehoof

Run away tbh horses are scary. I’ll call u and u deal with her

47. Troll genetalia sexcanon?

NSFW - I’m all about the tentacles for bulges and vagina-like nooks, on everytroll

48. Headcanons for [x pairing]? jade/equius

They would be Friends

49. Sexcanons for [x pairing]? john/eridan

They’re both drunk the first time and it happens at someone else’s party and they just………. Can’t stop thinking about it, end up getting together again and again, eridan’s bottom af, but they switch it up sometimes.

50. Troll biology headcanon?

I really like how they did it in “Before I Sleep”, which is the fic that killed me, they’re pretty much bugs as babies and they cocoon out of it to be like, humanish but with horns. I hope that’s what this was asking lmfao

Bonus: Tell us about your fantrolls.

I don’t have fantrolls but andromeda was! Me and them wrote have a verse of 6 trolls they made and 6 humans i made that play sburb together!! We have a ton of parts to the story if anyone ever wants to ask holla at us!!