#dakis won't ever work at my place tbh but if i made the art files.... and had it as a bookmark/keychain...... [ponders] h M...

[dirtyoldmanhole]

idbrain: .... what if gunter dakimakura

me: nO

idbrain: with 'venerable knight in the streets' on the front and 'daddy in the sheets' on the back :D

me: ......how many of my brain cells did you burn this time

idbrain: we could reframe that to 'father figure in the sheets'

me: [actually chokes on coffee]