#czechia's song slaps and so does NORWAY'S

[diathadevil]

Okay but tonight’s semi-final pulls??? Have been actually good.

[delphiis]

✨My opinion on the ESC songs this year ✨

(before rehearsals and stuff)

Albania: I've seen many people ranking it low but I actually like it. By far not my fav but it's still good imo.

Armenia: I really like this one, added it to my playlist. And her live vocals are good, so that's nice.

Australia: Not my cup of tea tbh.

Austria: This song absolutely slaps, I love it. One of my favs this year

Azerbaijan: Also not my cup of tea but I still think it's a good song.

Belgium: At first, I wasn't a big fan but after listening to it from time to time I like it better.

Croatia: This one I really love. It's peak ESC. I wouldn't listen to it in my free time, but for esc it's perfect.

Cyprus: I kinda forget about that song most of the time. I mean it's good and stuff, but easy to forget, for me at least haha.

Czechia: Also one of my favs this year! Been listening to it since they won national selection. Sadly their staging and live vocals weren't that good at the pre parties but I'm hoping they'll improve.

Denmark: Not a fan of this style of song to be honest.

Estonia: It's a good song but not something I would listen to after ESC.

Finland: That is my favourite this year! I love this song so much and Käärijä is also such a sweetheart. It's crazy, it's party.

France: Probably an unpopular opinion but I liked their entry last year more. Song still slays.

Georgia: The lyrics don't really make sense but she can sing live, so that's a plus!

Germany: What can I say? I don't have to be ashamed of our song this year. Finally. I really hope they'll do good with the televote to show the old boring German boomers they were the right decision.

Greece: Even more forgettable than Cyprus for me.

Iceland: She should have stuck with the Icelandic version imo. Would have liked that a lot more.

Ireland: Boring, I'm sorry.

Isreal: I don't really get the hype? There is so much going on, idk.

Italy: I'm a sucker for the Italian language and the Italian entries the last few years so I'm a fan.

Latvia: A really good song. I hope they'll do well.

Lithuania: No, not a fan, although I like the ending.

Malta: I don't know what to think of it. Sometimes I like it, sometimes I absolutely can't stand it haha.

Moldova: I love Pasha and I love this song. Moldova absolutely delivered and I hope he does well.

Netherlands: You can hear the influence Duncan had on it. It's okay.

Norway: I liked Jone a lot more but I think Alessandra was the best pick for Norway to get high in the rankings. The song is very catchy. Personally I've heard the song too much on TikTok already.

Poland: No.

Portugal: At first, I didn't really care for it but with each listen I like it more.

Romania: Now that's a really unpopular opinion but I absolutely love this song. Theodor has an amazing voice for a 18 year old. Pls listen to his ESC medley, it's so good. I agree that the staging is bad but I heard he'll change it for the Semi, so I'm hoping people will see his potential.

San Marino: It's kinda catchy idk haha.

Serbia: The lyrics are very relatable lol. I'm not the biggest fan tho, still hope he does good, I love these kind of entries.

Slovenia: This one is sooo good. I was very sad when Slovenia didn't qualify last year for the final, so I'm hoping they'll do this year.

Spain: From what I've seen people either hate or love it, no in between. I love it.

Sweden: Sorry to all the Loreen stans but I have a problem with her: I don't understand what she's singing. It got better with Tattoo since Euphoria, but it's still so muffled to me .

Switzerland: Nah, don't like it.

Ukraine: I really like this one, especially the revamp with the Ukrainian parts in it.

UK: Too generic for me. But it did get stuck in my head so it did it's job haha.

Very excited for the upcoming weeks and how my view on some of the songs will change 👀

[wrsworlddomination]

eurovision 2021 top

places 1-5 i absolutely adore, 6-23 i enjoy, 24-36 i don't care about and 37-39 i absolutely despise

Italy - there's a reason we're all obsessed with Måneskin

Finland - just like with Italy, i love screaming along to angry rock songs

Ukraine - Shum is literally like crack to me now

Iceland - i am not immune to pretty back up singers

Russia - yes being Romanian requires me to hate Russia but Manizha is the ONLY exception

Switzerland - this used to be much higher but the Måneskin brain rot has made me really mean

Romania - my liking this is 40% patriotism, 30% love for mental health messages and 30% sapphic feelings

Netherlands - THIS FUCKS AND DID NOT DESERVE THE TREATMENT IT GOT

Sweden - yes, Sweden sends the same song every year but that's because it's GOOD

Croatia - the number one esc 2021 girl bop

Bulgaria - this literally feels like a hug

Ireland - the first time i heard this i couldn't stop thinking about it for the rest of the day

Serbia - i hated this at first but that staging awakened something in me

Czechia - how have they managed to send different variations of fuckboys each year since 2018

Lithuania - major letdown but still slaps

France - see Switzerland

Cyprus - yeah i am a simp what about it (that part where she sings "mama mamacita tell me what to do"?? YEAH)

Germany - idk man this is just pure happiness

Malta - see Switzerland

Israel - yeah the country sucks but Eden has nothing to do with it and her song is GOOD

Greece - i am really surprised i don't hate this

Albania - something about Anxhela's stage presence just hits HARD

Latvia - a friend converted me into supporting it last minute and WOW WAS I LET DOWN

Austria - this does nothing for me

Denmark - look i get it but we just don't vibe

UK - an unexpected bop

San Marino - i see red every time i see Flo Rida's name on this

Slovenia - too much religion for me sorry

Moldova - i have no words for how much i dislike this

Norway - this is purely because of my Tix hatred

Poland - good song, wish the singer could sing

Spain - so boring not even the giant moon can save it; the vibes are immaculate though

Estonia - i have no recollection of this

Australia - this is just embarrassing

Portugal - look i sound just like him when i sing and i've been told all my life i'm a horrible singer so what's his excuse

Georgia - go girl give us nothing

Belgium - wow milf disease hit u hard guys

Azerbaijan - everything i have to say about this is extremely ugly so let's not go there

Macedonia - ok mr disney prince go off

[wrsworlddomination]

eurovision 2017 top

this was a very weak year. 1-5 i love, 6-18 i like and the rest i don't care about at all.

Belarus - they're just delightful to watch

Romania - oh if only Alex wasn't there

Portugal - his stage presence is so captivating

Ukraine - how come they aren't affected by the host country curse come on guys it's not fair

Moldova - i am not immune to funky dancing and epic sax guy

Italy - only Gabbani can make this song work

Latvia - this doesn't go as hard as they think it does

Belgium - her energy is the epitome of burned out gifted child

Croatia - yesss go off king(s)

Hungary - this has everything i like in Eurovision

Norway - this kinda slaps honestly

Macedonia - this definitely awakened something in me

Netherlands - thank u girls i'll never cry again

Bulgaria - this did not rise to my expectations AT ALL

France - i am weak against pretty french women

Armenia - i love this but her hair is a mess

Austria - this has no right to be this good with a staging like that

Switzerland - was she a percy jackson fan as a a kid

Slovenia - oh look an Eurovision guy who's actually charming

Montenegro - evil himbo energy

Azerbaijan - this is like when characters have nightmares before an exam in american tv shows

Finland - a little bit too repetitive but gorgeous nonetheless

Cyprus - wow this belgium 2015 copy is kinda good actually

Israel - sorry i can only allow one hot man per year and that spot was taken by Oleksandr Skichko

UK - i can't decide if i love or hate her voice

Lithuania - what is that chorus girl say something

Iceland - underwhelming at best

Albania - what even is that dress

Georgia - too much red holy shit

Serbia - hey can i be that guy

Denmark - whatever

Germany - this is what they play on the radio in the morning when the only ones awake are over 40

Estonia - and stay in Verona

Czechia - i immediately forgot this

Poland - this put me to sleep

Ireland - go back to straight tiktok dude

Sweden - it says a lot that i was only interested in the back-up dancers

Australia - who thought those graphics were a good idea

San Marino - get a room and stop singing

Malta - i really have no patience for entries that put the singer on the screens in the background (Croatia doesn't count because i am a hypocrite)

Spain - yeah we all know why