#curly doesn't enjoy being an entity due to what they have to eat

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Posted this to twitter but thought I'd post it here as well. I can draw again so I'm working on refs for a Mouthwashing Backrooms au. Currently workin on Curly who's an entity in it. I'll post the full ref page once it's done

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Okay, stupid challenge time; LIST THE DUMBEST headcannons you have for any characters in any of your fandoms (i.e; Hatchetverse/starkid, Club penguin, goosebumps, etc)

Thank you anon for this delightful challenge.

-There is a Hatchetfield timeline in which Ziggs's plan to get a bunch of dogs to chase away the weed birds actually happened. In this timeline, every dog in hatchetfield has telekinetic powers, but as Ziggs suspected, they are surprisingly chill. The worst they've done is get dog treats off the counter using their new abilities.

-Blinky and Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls once fistfought eachother while invading the subconscious of a human. There can be only one sadistic people-watching god with a B name in this mindscape.

-Those who possess the gift are subject to many dangers, we know that well.... but also, some forms of the gift make for a really authentic cosplay. There's a subsection of those with the gift who would much rather dress as their favorite superhero than fight as rich people watch.

-In Goosebumps, a curse is automatically placed upon everyone between the ages of ten and thirteen. This curse makes you 98% more likely to encounter a supernatural entity than at any other age.

-Furthermore; kids who do not experience the supernatural (or don't have a friend/relative/neighbor who did) are the supernatural entity. Looking at you, Hannah.

-In the movie universe, Curly and Slappy have a rivarly, due to both being Goosebumps mascots. Slappy doesn't actually care much about the rivalry, he just uses it as an excuse to cause mischief. Curly, on the other hand, will never forgive Slappy for replacing him, or for his constant "ribbing." Get it because- because he's a- he's a sk- he's a skele-

-The Sugar Bowl from A Series Of Unfortunate Events doesn't contain sugar, or a medusoid mycelium cure, or VFD secrets, or anything else that people have theorized. What it actually contains is that rootbeer float Lemony was looking for during All The Wrong Questions.

-The kids who attended Prufrock Preparatory school brag about how they met "the Baudelaire murderers." The stories they've told get more and more far fetched as time goes on, and the stories get passed down each year. Ten years from The Austere Academy, kids are talking about how Sunny Baudelaire once ate the gym coach's leg in front of the entire school. It's an awful, elongated game of telephone that will continue in Prufrock until the school inevitably gets shut down for its unethical rules.

-Herbert P. Bear from Club Penguin is in terrible debt. Building elaborate lairs and then abandoning them really eats into your wallet. He has yet to pay his debts and most likely never will.

-In addition to the headcanon above, Herbert does not pay his taxes. Who's gonna stop him? The EPF? They can't even arrest him for his several other crimes.

-Most disputes on the island are settled by dance battle. Disagreement about the property line between igloos? Dance battle. Divorce settlement? Dance battle. Tax evasion? Well, typically that's handled in the courts since it's not really a dispute, but since I know Herbert would absolutely hate it, we're settling it with a dance battle!

-If you cuss in the Club Penguin universe you instantly vanish from reality. All that's left behind is a giant floating orange sign that says "oops! You said a bad word! Your life account is now banned for: forever." That's why the alternative "grub" was cultivated, so penguins wouldn't have to worry about the hellish floating sign of doom.

So yep, those are some of my sillier headcanons. Enjoy!