#curiosity makes a person do reckless things. for example— kissing a man before even learning their name.

[asian-hero]

we all agree on how momo is a mom friend, so what if she had a s/o who was more of a dad friend? like, they constantly make really bad jokes, are protective, helps with more things that’s needed, checks up on people even if they don’t want it (lookin at bakugou and tokoyami), thanks! ❤️

A/N: ❤️ anon, you have some of the best ideas, I love you so much

Have some hcs of dad friend!reader who tells shit jokes and is protective as hell

To the entirety of class 1-A, Yaoyorozu Momo was someone they felt could put anyone at ease.  She was often the one that everyone came to if they ever had a problem, or if they were feeling down and just needed someone to talk to, without fear of being judged

She was also incredibly selfless, and would do absolutely anything for her friends. For example, whenever Kaminari would short circuit himself, she’d be sure to be right next to him, making sure that he didn’t bump into anything, or hurt himself while he wasn’t in control. When the girls went out to a cute little cafe by the campus, and noticed that Uraraka didn’t get that much to eat because of her budget, she “accidentally” ordered too much food, and asked if the girl wanted the rest of her’s. If anyone in the class was cold, and didn’t bring a jacket or blanket, she’d use her creation quirk to make one, and then lightly scold them that they should be taking better care of themselves, and if anyone had minor injuries, like paper cuts and scrapes from tripping over something, you better believe that she would be there in an instant, a first aid kit in her hand

It was obvious that she would be deemed the “mom friend” of class 1-A, and everyone in the class would absolutely die for her. Even Bakugou, who, though he’d always deny it, truly appreciated her considerate nature

So, since she was the mom of class 1-A, it only made sense that, the ONE person that made her fall harder than anyone else, was you, a person with the personality of a dad who went on vacation to the Bermuda with his five kids

If Momo was the one who was there to comfort the class whenever they needed someone to listen to them, you were the one they came to if they ever needed a laugh, or if they needed you to do something for them

For example, there was a time when Kouda came running to you one day, pure terror written all over his face. Once you saw him, you immediately jumped to your feet, getting ready to fight whoever the hell was bothering your lovely friend. However, the problem was actually much less terrifying, and instead he ran to you to ask if you could get rid of the spider that was in the corner of his room. So, like the dad that you are, you follow behind him, and once the eight legged fiend is pointed out, you merely grab a water bottle and trap it in there, and then letting it outside. After that day, you are the certified bug catcher, and Kouda is forever in your debt, even though you tell him it’s fine

You’re also the one that everyone calls on if something is broken, or if they can’t do it themselves, because they know that you’ll be able to fix it. Jirou’s tuner is broken? Well, it was, until you took it from her hands and tinkered with it a bit, and just as soon as it broke was it fixed. Tokoyami’s weird globe light thing was broken? Well, with a few smacks and a change of the batteries, it was as good as new! Basically, there was no need to call a handy man as long as you were there

There was also another time when you noticed that the rest of the class was all huddled in the common room. Well, all of them except for a rather pissed off looking Todoroki, who was currently in the kitchen, staring menacingly at his drink. He came back to the dorms after a conversation with his father, and it was clear to see that it wasn’t a pleasant “family talk”

With a look from Momo, you walked over to him, standing close enough where he could tell that you were there, but far enough that you weren’t invading his space. For a while, you didn’t say anything, instead offering him your company, but after a few more minutes, you broke the silence: “Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9?”

When he finally turned to look at you, you could tell that there was a bit of curiosity behind those anger filled eyes, so you continued: “Yeah, the odds were against me”

It took him a second before he got it, and when he did, you could hear him try to cover his laughter with a cough, turning his head away from you as he told you to knock it off. Did you listen? Of course not, there was a smile that needed to be brought to light, so you continued: “What’s brown and sticky?”

He refused to respond to you, so you prodded him, poking him in the arm until he finally snapped and asked you “what?” With a shit eating grin you spoke: “a stick”

You continued to make horrendous jokes that like until he finally cracked, giggles tumbling out of his lips, and all of a sudden the tense air had dissipated, and your classmates had filed back into the kitchen, talking as if nothing had happened

While Momo absolutely adores you for being so light hearted and endearing, she can’t help but hate the fact that you’re so protective. Not because you come off as overbearing or anything like that, but because you often end up putting the needs of others over yourself. 

One day, while you were on a practice team together, learning what to do for recovery missions, you noticed one part of the set was about to break off, and in the heat of the moment, rather than yelling at her to run away, you instead pushed her out of the way, and allowed yourself to get hit instead.

It wasn’t anything serious, and luckily you were fine, but she certainly gave you a scolding when she met up with you in the infirmary. 

Along with this, Momo does appreciate the fact that you find it in your day to check up with everyone in your class, even if it’s inconvenient for you. One time, when Bakugou was sick, and wasn’t able to attend class that day, you decided that you’d take notes for the both of you, and collect any homework passed out that day for him. Once the day was over, you headed straight for the dorms, and before you even went to his room, you whipped up a quick soup, knowing that the boy probably didn’t get up at all to take care of himself. So, with a bowl of soup in one hand, and his assignments and your notes in the other, you marched yourself to his room, kicking the door to make your presence known. Out came a very sick and very annoyed Bakugou, who wanted to know why you were there. When you told him that you brought some things for him, he grumbled out something about not needing your help, let alone anyone elses. Before he could slam the door in your face, you shoved your foot in between the frame, and gave him the driest look you could muster: “Listen, I get that your ego won’t let anyone else help you because you think it makes you ‘weak,’ but you need to take care of yourself, and it’s clear that you aren’t. So, here’s the deal, either you let me help, or I’m gonna go grab Momo and tell her how difficult you’re being, and we both know for sure that she’s not gonna let you off the hook”

After that spiel, he let you in with little to no complaints, knowing very well of how scary Momo could be when she was called over, especially when someone wasn’t taking care of themselves

The entire class also knows just how grossly cute the two of you can be. Momo could be sitting in the common room, engrossed in a conversation with someone, when you walk in, mentioning something about heading out to grab some groceries for the class, before leaning over the couch and capturing her lips in a sweet kiss, and then leaving as if nothing happened. Or, Momo could be chastising you about doing something reckless while a few of your friends are watching from the corner, wondering what the outcome would be, and then you’d just grab one of her hands, pressing a kiss to her knuckles and then placing it on your heart, telling her that you’re sorry that you worried her, but hey, you’re still alive. It’s so precious that the entire class can’t find it in themselves to tell you to knock it off, but they still find it kind of gross, just how in love you two are

Really, everyone in the class thinks that you’re relationship just, makes sense. You two balance each other out, and in all honesty, they couldn’t imagine the two of you with someone different

[hogwartswelcomesyou]

Hi, I wanted to check out the Sortings for the Baudelaires but it directed me to Glee. Also, could you please sort the Disney Princes or the characters of Once Upon A Time?

The Prince - Hufflepuff

Snow White’s prince is a dainty man, he sings to woo his lady, he feels careful about scaring her and won’t overstep his boundaries. He feels loyalty to her to save her at the end of her film with a gentle kiss before he returns to mourning her with the rest of the dwarves, only to realize HE is the one who has saved her. He’s patient with her and knows Snow will be ready for him at a later date, and is willing to wait to see her again, he’s kind enough to duet with her and not overshadow her lovely voice and he also accepts Snow entirely, for who she is. 

Prince Charming - Hufflepuff

Charming is truly a Prince, in a stereotypical way. He goes to lavish balls, lives in a grand palace and yawns at all the beautiful women put before him because he can see they aren’t the right woman for him (though yawning is a little rude, dude). But he’s humble enough to fall for the woman who gets lost, is late, has no title and who shows him kindness at the first glance. He shows the dedication to find his dream runaway girl, and also keeps his promise to marry her. He’s patient, in his wait (as it could have been anything from 24 hours to find her to weeks!) and values are his new wife’s previous life of hard work, patience, and loyalty to her abusive family. And Hufflepuff’s are very good finders, after all! He just needs a better memory and to ask for names before you start dancing!

Prince Phillip - Gryffindor

Phillip I think, is a cookie cutter Gryffindor. Honestly who else would randomly start singing and dancing with someone in the middle of the forest? You have to have real guts to go up to a true stranger, and attempt to woo them! He will do anything for the love he feels for the ‘peasant girl’, knowing he’s meant to be betrothed to the princess, and is willing to defy his royal duty and father’s orders to do what he wants with his life. The prince also escaped a castle, cut down countless thorns and brambles, battled a dragon, defied Maleficent and that is brave, reckless and chivalrous to no end. He doesn’t even come up with a plan! For being a true old timey prince I sort Philip into Gryffindor!

Prince Eric - Hufflepuff

Prince Eric isn’t exactly an easy sort, but I have to go with Hufflepuff. Prince Eric is kind to every person he meets, but he is sort of oblivious to when others need him. Eric enjoys the little things in life; a day on a boat, a pretty girl, and a big castle. The problem with Eric is though he does have loyalty, it sometimes isn’t the loyalty others expect. He has to be a Hufflepuff! 

Beast - Gryffindor

Beast is Gryffindor™. He’s arrogant, thinks he’s the one in the right and boy what a temper. But as the story progresses we can see chivalry ranks high on his list of virtues. Along with being self-sacrificing and being willing to do just about anything for Belle, he is incredibly reckless and daring. I mean who fights without thinking on a roof? And as a chivalrous act, I present to you, letting Gaston live even if the guy was a prick. For his daring, nerve and chivalry I sort Beast into Gryffindor!

Aladdin - Slytherin

The diamond in the rough. This little thief belongs in Slytherin and that is that. From a young age, Aladdin learned that in order to survive he has to do everything he can. And for stealing in a place like the market of Agrabah? You need to be as cunning and sly as can be. If he was caught the guards would cut off his hands. Al has wanted to live in the palace and he was sure that someday he will. That ambition. You can see his cunning and manipulative nature in many examples. The best two are the time he first meets Genie and cons him into saving them all from the Cave of Wonders, without using a wish. And the second instance was when he convinced Jafar to wish himself to become a genie. That was the only way Aladdin could defeat him. Because phenomenal cosmic powers resulted in an itty bitty tiny space. At the end of the movie, it was shown that Genie wanted Al to wish to become a prince again, but Aladdin made a promise to use the last wish to free his friend. That determination to keep a promise strikes me like something a Slytherin would do. While he used all the means necessary to get where he wanted to be, he gave his word and he would rather find another way than go back on his word. After all this and more I sort Laddi into Slytherin.

John Smith - Ravenclaw / Gryffindor

Ravenclaw: John Smith is the ultimate stud of his group of men, everyone knows that when John does something it is the right thing. Despite John’s undeniable bravery, his other qualities are what leads him. When John first meets Pocahontas, instead of shooting her like he normally, it is his job. John lets his curiosity get the best of him, and stop him from doing his job. John Smith is intelligent, and know’s that if he gets his men to see that Pocahontas’ people mean the best and that John’s people also mean the best, other than the governor. His Ravenclaw(ness) is truly proven when he takes the shot for Pocahontas’ dad. John Smith knew that Pocahontas would never be able to truly fall in love with him unless she had her fathers blessing. He also knew that Pocahontas’ father had found a way to make this work, and had been extremely kind to him. John also knew that Pocahontas’ dad would never survive if he stayed, and he would never leave. John Smith could survive a shot, but other’s could not. Ultimately John uses his curiosity, creativity, and intelligence to help him make the decisions he does. -Abigail

Gryffindor: John has no desire to learn, he’s in it for the money and the glory! He is in it for the adventure he’ll have, and to be the courageous first person to find the ‘savages’ and kill one, not to learn about his new environment. He breaks the rules that are meant to keep him safe at night (no Ravenclaw would break logical rules in such a rash way, at least they’d take another person with them) to be a badass, for the sake of it, and he finds it immensely difficult to accept a talking tree and that he could love someone who isn’t from England, while a Ravenclaw could use creativity and logic to realise that he’s just trying to comprehend something else. -Star

Li Shang -Ravenclaw

Li Shang is an icon, following in his father’s footsteps. For me, Shang’s defining moment is when despite the guidance of others, he decides to let Mulan survive. The decision is logical, she saved my life, it doesn’t matter if she is a woman, she saved my life, I’ll save hers. Though Shang showed an increment of kindness to Mulan by letting her survive, he doesn’t treat her with kindness again until he realises her immense intelligence and that she had been telling the truth. Shang is logical and very wise making him a Ravenclaw!

Prince Naveen - Slytherin

Another Prince™. Naveen has had his life handed to him on a silver platter all his life, and he’s never learned to chop vegetables or gain any real-life skills. I mean, it’s all well and good to play guitar, but when you’re a prince, I imagine they likely expect more of you than that. He’s ambitious, to want to be a guitar player (that doesn’t come easy!) , he is resourceful, in using his charm to convince Tiana to kiss him, knowing it is likely the only way he’ll get a kiss and a chance at his old life back, which also shows his cunning. To impress his love, he also learns to mince, even though he finds it difficult at first, which shows off his determination at doing what he wants if he puts his mind to it, and he wants to look after himself first. He lied to Tiana about having oodles of cash to save her restaurant, just to protect himself and turn himself human again, so he could go after his dream life with very little regard for what Tiana wanted. 

Eugene Fitzherbert  -Slytherin

Eugene/Flynn is truly a well-written dude, he’s sly, cunning, charming, daring, chivalrous, witty, AND lives to serve himself. His Slytherin traits though are his defining ones, being his resourcefulness in doing what Blondie wanted in order to get what he wanted, later on, his ambition is wanting to live somewhere am sunny, tanned, rested and alone, surrounded by enormous piles of money, which, same. He knows what he wants and he’ll do ALMOST anything to do it, so long as it doesn’t hurt him, which is where the self-preservation comes in. He only really changes his viewpoint on the world after he gets to know Rapunzel, but it only shifts a little, and he then views himself and Rapunzel as his little group, and the changes from protecting only himself to protecting their little bubble, which shows how he values fraternity as well, though it does take a little while to show it.