#cumon

[ialehlg]

(Comic No. 00)

Meet the So-... oops, he's back.

(32nd anniversary comic)

[cempasuchilpodridos]

Seeing someone say that Abed wouldn't say a particular swea word, when he has probably said more swears than the entire cast

[cempasuchilpodridos]

Lets go Teodora!

[pells-beautiful-wife]

Your bar boyfriend

Zoro x F!reader

Not my gif

Warnings: creepy men, fake relationships, no use of yn, drinking, making out in public, suggested smut,

Summary: in an attempt to escape a creepy ass man you ask a stranger to pretend to be your bf, a rather handsome stranger ...

"Whats a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this," slurred the middle aged drunk as he slid into the seat next to you.

"Drinking," you answered bluntly sipping your vodka lemonade mixture.

"Why drink alcohol when you could be drinking me?" He laughed heartily.

You felt vomit in your throat as you prayed for someone to burst in and start a raid.

"So beautiful you gonna tell me your name or not?" He said through his cigar smoke.

"Not," your eyes scanned the bar for someone, anyone who could help you.

"Cumon gorgeous don't be like that," he took a long puff letting the smoke engulf his face.

"I should really get back to my boyfriend now," your eyes landed on a tall man with bright green hair, you recognised him from wanted posters.

"Boyfriend?" Asked the man.

Instead of replying you simply smiled and speed walked towards him.

Glancing back at the man you saw him watching you carefully from his seat.

"Excuse me?" You cleared your throat grazing your hand across Zoros bicep.

He turned to you his deep brown eyes piercing your soul.

He was so beautiful you almost forgot why you were there.

"Sorry, but could you please pretend to be my boyfriend?"

You could see the confusment in his eyes but his face remained stone cold.

"There's this man you see and-" you were cut short by his arm wrapping around your shoulder.

"Say less," he smiled pulling you into him.

You almost swooned as you felt his muscles through his tight tshirt.

He chugged his drink and you stared wide eyed as he didn't even take a breath.

"So sweetheart what you drinking?" He flagged the bartender.

"Oh um, just vodka lemonade," you blushed a little at the use of the word sweetheart.

"Isn't that to strong for you sweetheart? Don't want to have to carry you home."

"I could say the same for you," you retaliated you'd never been good at acting but this man made it feel quite natural.

He ordered your drink and refilled his own, whilst the barman was making it he whispered close to your ear. "Whats your name? We'll need to sell this if you wanna get that guy off your back."

You told him your name and he smirked.

"Pretty name for a pretty woman."

"Th-thank you," you blushed profusely.

"You know my name?" He sipped his mystery drink which you presumed to be rum.

"Zoro, seen it on wanted posters," you sipped your own drink.

"You make my name sound so good when you say it," he grinned, and it made you giggle. "But I think it would sound better with you screaming it underneath me."

Your entire face flushed bright red and you slapped him lightly on the shoulder.

Then you caught it zoros breif glance at the man in the corner.

You'd completely forgotten about him.

"Is he looking?" You asked dread filling your stomach.

"Yeah, but don't worry I'll keep you safe," his hand shifted over his sword.

"Thanks," you offered a smile.

He returned it before looking back at the man and pulling you closer.

"He's coming over," zoro whispered his hand fully grasping his sword handle.

"Kiss me," you blurted panicky.

It only took him a second before his mouth was on yours.

He brought his hand off your shoulder to grasp your chin instead. Tilting your head up and angling your lips perfectly against his.

You almost moaned when his tongue slid across your bottom lip. Opening your mouth wider he slid his tongue inbetween your plump lips.

"Z- zoro," you panted and he smirked against your mouth.

"Just like that sweetheart," he grasped your face between his hands and pulled you closer into him.

He sunk his teeth into your bottom lip making you gasp. You could feel his smirk as he sucked your lip.

When he pulled back you were both panting.

"How was that sweetheart?" He grinned mischievously.

"G- good," you stammered your face and neck flushed pink.

"Good?" He frowned, "well guess I'll have to try again," he moved in to kiss you but your lips didn't quite meet.

"What are you waiting for?"

"You."

You threw your arms around his neck, pulling him fully against you. He let out a small gasp as you pushed off your seat and onto his lap.

He pulled you impossibly closer one hand on your ass the other cupping your face.

Moaning into your mouth he started needing your ass, you scooted closed on his lap your core brushing against his buldge.

He hissed and you smirked.

Bringing your lips back to his you started grinding down on his growing buldge.

He whimpered and grasped you hips tightly stopping you.

"Tease," he glared at you through his eyelashes.

"Well why don't we go back to my place and I can tease you more."

"Please," he moaned into your mouth.

@zorosbigbootyassgirlfriend we don't know each other but I think your cool. So I wanna know what you think of my first zoro fic 😁

[askmistaketalesurgesans]

da waeee you know da wae

[howlingday]

Nora: ICUP!

Pyrrha: Huh?

Nora: Spell ICUP!

Pyrrha: Erm... I... see... you... pee...

Nora: HAHAHA! HOLY SHIT!

Pyrrha: I see you... Oh, very funny, Nora! Is that where we are in our friendship?

Nora: I have NEVER gotten anyone with that!

Pyrrha: You must be very proud of yourself.

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Nora: Look, see? The Grimm are all gathered at the Cumon.

Pyrrha: The Cumon?

Nora: CUM ON YOUR TITS, BIIIIIITCH! HAHAHAHA!

Pyrrha: (Blushing, Fuming)

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Nora: (Rubbing her shoulders) Agh... Those robots hit really hard today.

Pyrrha: Yes. They even hit me right in my feeladis.

Nora: What's a feeladis?

Pyrrha: FEEL-A DIS COCK! Hohohoho!

Nora: HA! Okay, okay! You earned that one!

[saerins]

Am I the only one rooting for Eita & Yn? 🥺

Given, I am only reading your HCs and asks AND not your main fic.... but even the moodboard you shared for yn and eita reflects comfort and warmth 💕

Also, why are so many interested in Sae and Bianca sex life? Like if they did it or not shud not concern us correct?

We have Eita with us, cumon 🥺

bahahaha just for you, here’s more university!eita/yn aesthetics - the kind of pics eita has of them on his private:

their friendship is actually very adorable <3

ok but technically !! idk i would be curious about the body count ngl 😭 SORRY </3 but yes yn has eita even if sae should break her heart so … i mean unless he’s … not there anymore then idk :’) hahahahahaha

[roastie]

i was reading my book a second ago and suddenly ive been scrolling on here for 10 minutes like wtffffff man cumon

[mikanlardyclinic]

So, which gal's probably the biggest, filthiest horniest, most gluttonous blob of fat here~?

"c..cumon.. G..gimme wheeze g..gimmeeh!! I. I'm jusht a pig.. Feeed meh!! Frrrpffltbtt!!!"

Was there ever any doubt?.. Most of her inventions to slim down backfired just making her bigger and fatter... She can't reach down there anymore she spends her entire time glutting herself or trying to get mikan to spank her ass telling her how unhealthy she is.. As she just messes herself on the spot..

[otapxl]

CUMON STEP IT UP

[allowmi2molduu]

Empress Christina

Cast me for Gladiator cumon 💋

[catscatscatscatscatscatserybody]

There are 149 elements in the periodic table. They are, in chronological order of the first time they directly caused a human death,

Lubigol

Nyamend

Pruscillionio

Cunt

Cunt II: Electric Boogaloo

Utlonius the 3rd

Wanker

Utlonius the 2nd

Werewerewerewolf

Gintly

Rare pupper

Weird tits

Boofenschmirtz

Quetzllzteuq

Burmingtonium

Teal

Wario

Peacio

Sealeo

Bitchon

Mpreg

Katower

Katara

Ypriong

Airum

Promony

Aren'tsenic

Someumium

Oxydisingenuous

Daytrogen

Quarter

Neobrightium

Sunium

Britainium

Earthium

Unobtainium

Murderony

Macaronium

Rotinium

Raviolon

Glockymolo

Pigeonshit

Catfur

Sulpiss

Fold

Mexicanium

Baderium

Fecalium

Asianium

Netherite

Compassium

Delhium

Delia

Jessium

Jamesium

Meowthon

Boba

Cock

Puddingcupium

Ceilingium

Stalactium

Stalagmium

Oscillate

Staton

Inanium

Inanimatium

Animatium

Animanium

Wakkon

Yakkon

Dotton

Bugsbunnese

Windex

Prosciuttium

Parmiggium

Reggianese

Cheddar

Netherack

Weaktium

Rubbr

Goodium

Dudeine

Galine

Yaoium

Yurium

Margium

Heavenium

Wholnium

Spicium

Phosagainstous

Johnium

Bakingsodine

Calmium

Comicese

Thermometery

Molyblinen

Midium

Dyslyricium

Nordium

Seerium

Siezium

Chocolatese

Dayium

Carpium

Dium

Flakon

Fuckon

Bangon

Cumon

Cumin

Paprikium

Patrickium

Spongebobese

Squidwardon

Hardon

Directed

Rogueium

Sisyphium

Squassium

Switzerlium

Attractum

Scremium

Teenium

Clerkium

Hobbium

Hobium

Gwenium

Milium

Suffer

Arizonium

Festium

Softium

Flaccium

Denton

Clawium

Bonese

Bonerium

Kneeon

Ankleon

Hipon

Coolon

Faxon

Sink

Rhombon

Proteion

Faton

Cornalt

Popo

Cunt III

Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.

[jesaispasdancer]

due parole riguardo oristano

A Oristano c’eravamo tutti, la mobilitazione simbolica di un'isola intera.

Se si pensa a quanto sta avvenendo in Sardegna riguardo alla questione energie rinnovabili, probabilmente l’episodio clou è Oristano, si intende quanto è avvenuto al porto di Santa Giusta. Da lì è partito tutto, lì è convogliato quel sentimento di rivolta che da tanti, tantissimi anni stava bollendo nei remoti anfratti di questa terra, portato avanti fino ad allora principalmente da una minoranza. Si può dire che da quella notte niente è stato più lo stesso, perché si è iniziato a parlare a livelli molto più estesi di quello che è un problema presente per l'appunto in realtà da molti anni.

Le abbiamo presenti tutt*, quelle immagini, bastava aver acceso la televisione, o il telefono, durante quei giorni. Il buio della sera, una resistenza infrangibile, solo all’apparenza debole, e poi quei mostri di acciaio, alti un’infinità di metri, tanto da superare del triplo, quadruplo, quintuplo e anche più un uomo, trasportati su camion che non accennano a rallentare, e le persone che si impuntano, li bloccano, con una determinazione che non può che essere propria di un popolo come quello sardo, che da decenni sopporta a stento soprusi di ogni genere. E infatti non poteva mancare anche questa occasione la polizia, che di soprusi possiamo dire che se ne intende, rappresentante dello stato italiano che in tenuta antisommossa giunge al porto anch’esso, pronto a zittire le voci, perché, beh, altro non sa fare: si scontra coi manifestanti, è duro, usa il “pugno di ferro”, come si usa dire. Ma quelle persone non mollano, non sembrano arrendersi, e con forza ripetono le loro ragioni. La terra sarda non si svende a nessuno, punto e stop. Sventolano alti nel cielo, i quattro mori, simbolo di una terra che è stata silenziata ma mai spenta; risuonano forti le note dei canti popolari, mai tanto alte quanto le voci di un popolo che è ormai stanco, e che non ha più intenzione di stare zitto davanti alle tante forme di oppressione portate avanti in ogni forma e ogni tempo contro quest'isola.

“Declarada est già sa gherra / Contra de sa prepotenzia, / E cominzat sa passienzia / In su pobulu a mancare

Che ch'esseret una inza, / Una tanca, unu cunzadu, / Sas biddas hana donadu / De regalu o a bendissione; / Comente unu cumone / De bestias berveghinas”

[stephanydoll02s]

Hoy fui a buscar el chilemorron pero no había así que me compre estos, (en realidad nos llevo mi mamá) fue muy lindo porque ya no íbamos a comprar nada y ella nos alentó y dijo: "pues compren los que hay para que junten la colección"

En fin el chavo fue super chido con nosotras nos dio varios descuentos y cumones y nos apartó los juge tes en lo íbamos a la plaza 10/10 también nos dio información privilegiada así que seguro nos ganamos el chilemorrón pronto

Subo memes para más placer

[ultimate-snek]

the way things are on tiktok by now is basically

Clout chaser textpost over background video: would you rather go on a date with Miguel O’Hara or prevent the white patriarchy from enslaving literally everyone

500+identical comments: oopsies…guess we gotta go with a life of abuse and slavery for hundreds of people 🤭

500 more comments: “when will Miguel eat my ass”/“lyrics to ride by sir mix a lot”/“Miguel’s always talking about the canon but never the cumon”

Cue video giving out a minor’s discord because they had a thirst status about miguel o hara (due to the new discord rules, everyone now has seen their user and can try to friend them) (there are hundreds of pedophiles in the comments)

Random dickrider in the comments: I am Miguel O Harea

10987998 people: *likes comment*