#crisco's bitchin'

[notfuckingshortening]

People say I'm lonely so hi

@valentino-the-valentine

"Crazy, do you wanna cookie?" He holds up a box of the Lofthouse Sugar cookies.

Y'know the type.

[notfuckingshortening]

"Oh? Gee, spontaneous attention. Which one of us is especially bitter?" Crisco raises an eyebrow, coming to help Dean carry the box.

Closed Starter (for Hermes kids only, thx)

Dean has returned to the cabin dragging a HUGE box along with them. They struggle to get it over the threshold, tipping it over with a loud thunk and collapsing on the floor beside it.

HEY! DAD SENT US A PACKAGE!

@wivesandwallets

@the-better-castellan

@basically-a-god

@indiana-not-jones

@notfuckingshortening

(anyone else who is a Hermes kid that wants to join is welcome, I'm just @ing people i've already planned gifts for)

[notfuckingshortening]

Davien, back early from the obligatory activities he’d signed up for, was innocently digging through Crisco’s things in search of an old toy he’d been missing. He hadn’t expected to find anything unusual…

So the box of old clothes he’d pulled out from under the bed was somewhat a surprise.

“Well… what are these…?”

@hereforalongtime-andagoodone

Crisco walked in, initially getting ready to shower when his blood ran cold.

"B-Babe? What, uh, why don't you put that away a-and forget you ever saw it."

They kept their tone as even as they could manage, though they could feel the panic rising into his throat.

[notfuckingshortening]

Dean is walking across camp carrying his bag and dripping wet. There’s a bit of seaweed draped around his neck like a necklace.

@itsprobablydean

"Dean!? What in the hells!?" Crisco gasps, immediately grabbing a towel and sprinting towards Dean, wrapping them in a towel as he checks them over for injuries.

"Why are you wet!?"

[notfuckingshortening]

“Hey baby… are you alright?”

Davien set a drink down beside him, then a plate of food, trying to keep it clear of the project he was working on.

“You haven’t eaten today. What are you drawing…?”

@hereforalongtime-andagoodone

"Just drawing." Crisco mumbled.

He'd been holed up in his studio, clearly having been hand stitching, considering the multitude of Band-Aids on their hand.

"Sorry about the whole eating thing. Been busy."

[notfuckingshortening]

"WHY CAN'T I SEE ANYTHING ANYMORE!?"

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[Sensing a Change]

For 24 hours, your muse loses a sense of your choosing. You also decide how, why, and if this ends up becoming a permanent change. If your muse has already lost a sense, you may decide to return it to them if you wish!

[notfuckingshortening]

I finished.

Dean held out a paper they’d been working on for a day, covered in somewhat neatly written alphabet practice letters.

Is it okay?

@itsprobablydean

"You're doing fantastic hun!"

He ruffles Dean's hair.

"These are looking great."

[notfuckingshortening]

“So, how does it look? Be honest.” Davien did a little spin, showing off the new outfit he’d pulled together to go with the new Piece Crisco had made.

@hereforalongtime-andagoodone

Crisco fell to his knees.

"Perfect, amazing, gods I love you, you look ethereal-"

[notfuckingshortening]

Hey there! Crisco, right? It’s so nice to meet you. My name’s Kat! Kat Carter.

—Kat Carter, @cabinseventheaterchick

"Hey hey! Yep, Crisco's me! Crisco Montez, it's a pleasure to meet you too." Crisco gives a loose grin, keeping his sunglasses on despite being indoors.

[notfuckingshortening]

I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIMI NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM

[notfuckingshortening]

Criscoooo…. I brought you apology cookies.

Dean holds out a plate with sugar cookies iced to look like… something. It might be a face? It’s hard to say.

@itsprobablydean

"Apology? For what?"

Crisco looks up from their sewing machine.

[notfuckingshortening]

“Hello, love~ I brought you a gift. Would you like to see?”

@hereforalongtime-andagoodone

Crisco perks up like a dog.

"Yes please!" They chirp, a lovesick grin on his face.

[notfuckingshortening]

"I have an angel and a witch to try as well, but what do you think? Should I use the silicone chest or-" He gives him a twirl.

"My Love I'm dying from lack of attention." Crisco groans.

"Love me before I wither away and die."

He's just being dramatic, but the outfit catches his eye.

Was that......a spicy Dorothy costume? From The Wizard of Oz?

( @notfuckingshortening )

“A lack of attention?”

Davien set down the book he’d been looking through, catching sight of the outfit and nearly loosing his breath.

“Oh, lovey… is this the final choice, or are we still testing out options?”

[notfuckingshortening]

The door to cabin 11 opens, and Davien steps through, looking around eagerly.

@hereforalongtime-andagoodone

Crisco is on him in a second, picking him up in a hug.

"Mi Amor!" They grin, setting him down and peppering kisses all over his face.

"Oh by the gods I missed you, you're never allowed to leave again- Oh, por los dioses que te amo… voy… voy… joder…" He trails off into Spanish.

[notfuckingshortening]

*Robin swung the door open to the Hermes cabin.*

Hey Crisco do you mind helping me- woah. What the hell is that beanie?

-@basically-a-god

"N-Nothing! What can I help you with, Robin?" Crisco all but yells, keen to change the subject.

[notfuckingshortening]

“Don’t. Say. Anything.”

Devian was sitting cross-legged on his bed, a pair of dark orange and white fox ears twitching on his head.

@hereforalongtime-andagoodone

Crisco takes a long breath, before kneeling in front of him.

"Can I please say something, Baby?"