#cpt mactavish having beef with anything that has a dick bc he's jealous is canon btw

[frogchiro]

replaying the og mw2 campaign and i cant stop thinking about captain mactavish :(( i love him sm, could we get some of ur thoughts about him? <3

Captain Mactavish who is a nasty nasty man and has the biggest hots for Laswell's new and promising hacker, you. The cute soft thing dressed in soft pastel blouses and dresses has no place on a military base with dirty, rugged and rough military men who are twice her size, or at least that's what John thinks.

When he looks at you he can't help but fantasize of taking you away from here and back to Scotland. Stuff you away into a quiant little cottage where you'd become his cute little wife, greeting him with a smile and a hot, nutricious homecooked meal, then help him relax by giving him a blowjob. Yeah, Soap would treat you like a queen, his missus and mama of his kids :(

The thing is that there is a major pain in his ass, a thorn in his side you'd say and that thorn so happens to be blonde, obnoxious and american; Philip fucking Graves. Another tech-genius and the commander of Shadow Company, a PMC group that's supposed to aid them but the only thing their esteemed commander seems to be doing is showing off and trying to get in your pants >:( No! And the worst part? You seem to be actually impressed, smiling brightly up at Graves, laughing quietly at his obnoxious jokes and 'southern charm'. He's always praising you for a good job, which, admittedly, you're doing incredibly well.

Johnny knows that he needs to make his move quick but isn't all too worried; he's a captain, he's older, more experienced and incredibly well known in the military. He's big and strong and very virile so it should be basically instinct for you to choose him as the strongest male around >:(