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[somemobianpunk]

Hmph! Another amateur Sonic Spotting blog. Can't say I'm impressed. You Sonic Spotters think you're so smart, don't you? Well, you're all wrong about something very, very important, which I, in my genius, have managed to deduce from careful years of study:

The hedgehog known as "Sonic" does not actually exist. This "Sonic" is actually a robot built by none other than Dr. Ivo Robotnik! The delusional doctor has invented himself a robot to antagonize his plots to make himself seem like the victim here. All broadcasted appearances of "Sonic the Hedgehog" are merely AI-generated footage paired with an incompetent voice actor.

I have managed to procure a very special image of Eggman's robot traveling at slower speeds. See my evidence and be amazed!

Note the red eyes, not normally visible when it travels at high speeds but are clear in this exclusive photo. It is clearly not an organic Mobian.

Pray, do tell your thoughts about my theory?

Wow, you think you’re pretty smart, don’t you? I’m not sure what universe you live in if you think anyone views Robotnik as the victim. Pretty sure nobody but cops and techbros buy that, so I wonder where you got that idea, hm?

Congratulations on your conspiracy theory. I’m sure the hundreds of casualties of the Chaos Incident, and the hundreds more saved, would be thrilled to hear you reducing the event that changed their life to the result of a villainous scam- not to mention the dozens of other incidents where Sonic saved lives.

Ever heard of Occam’s Razor? The simplest solution is usually the correct one. Let’s see- a villain fighting against himself, AI-generated footage, robot imposters- sorry, just doesn’t seem like a simple solution to me!

Oh, and that evidence of yours? Clearly a photo of Metal Sonic, a documented enemy of Sonic. Who, if your conspiracy theory is to be believed, is fighting nothing in this photo:

-Izzy