#coughs up blood hey gusy hey

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

why do they do this and can they stop it please

[cattlechop]

au where none of the alien shit happens but they are all pining after eachother and finally meet when they are all stuck in detention. they all remember sam with his bleeding lip and black eye, amanda doing her makeup in her mirror, mike with his face in a book, and hannah with a black eye aswell. (when they talk about when they first were all in a room together, amanda and mike voice their concerns about sam and hannahs injuries (sam stood up for hannah bc he realized he messed up) 1/

from there, the four of them start seeing eachother a LOT more when around. all of them go out of their way to say hi and mike and sam smoke with eachother instead of him getting the drugs and leaving (one time amanda had joined in aswell even though she wouldn't be seen with them). the first romantic thing that happens between any of them is amanda and sam- and oddly enough steve. sam had the hots for amanda (and steve even though he wont admit it) 2/

amanda knows that the feelings are mutual- but what about steve? the three of them work up an agreement of their own (as mike and hannah pine together as science partners (they r a fuking power team nobody can tell me otherwise) and cough cough they have a fuking threesome. that lasts for about a month before steve has his bimonthly breakup with amanda, which leaves sam with amanda who is sick of steves shit and is out for blood. 3/

so, amanda suggests a plan, and goes straight to hannah fucking lee for help because "hey you know how to make explosions right? i've seen you in chemistry" to which hannah splutters nonsense because for ONCE this beautiful girl talked to her bless the lord- anyways she agrees to help - "wait are we blowing up your exes room?" "yep, i was going for house but i like his parents" - and hannah sees her chance so she inlists the help of the wonderful mike her fantabulous lab partner 4/

the four of them finally meet in the lab after school ("yep this is science club") and HOLY FUCK SAM FORGOT HOW HOT MIKE WAs and i??? helped this girl with the fight?? she was the best how could've he forgotten about her (spoiler: he never did)? anyways they meet every tuesday and friday for two weeks before they finally start the plan- amanda 'forgives' steve, she gets into his room with him in it, and blows it the hell up after getting out safely (they argued over her safety how cute) 5/

anyways- amanda manages all this in one day because "i talked to him, hes desperate when he hasn't had sex in a while" (mike and amanda have to hold back hannah bc she is PISSED "he was your boyfriend??") finally they see amanda in the room setting up everything and it's all set!!! steve comes into the room and amanda locks it (he has one of those slide metal things?? wtf steve?) and sets off the thingys before jumpinng out the window (first floor dont worry) and closing it as fast as she can 6/

she races as fast as she can into sams car and he slams the gas and goes OFF. amanda, looks at hannah beside and kisses her as hard as she can- this girl?? god i love her. sam is laughing rlly hard and mike is blushing and smiles, thats the only time amanda pulls back to breath, and is when she realizes that mike and sam are holding hands. so we have 4 kids in this car, laughing hysterically. (not soon after, hannah gets out and kisses the two gusy as fiercely, amanda does the same) 7/7

finally posting this beautiful prompt that gave me hella inspo (if not all of it) for my fic.