#coop hc

[kinstein-art]

the vinsmoke siblings 💙❤️💛💚🩷

[manic-pixie-dream-dude]

Hunter Red Cardinal harpy form?

(nodding sagely) Hunter Harpy Form... 🍵

I've always been a big fan of this concept! It's one of my faves to come out of the fandom. Now with hunter gaining Flapjack's powers, it'd be really interesting to see him also be able to turn into a harpy (and it'd be cool to compare and contrast the harpy transformation between him n flap + eda n the owl beast)

Also, I find it funny if he can be badass in the harpy form but half of the time he's just like:

yknow?

[radiaking]

Honestly tho coop loves nerdy, passionate people. he loves other artists and hobbyists. he loves when people enjoy a thing so much they want to share it with him and others. he loves when a person is so fucking smart about a thing and can teach him about it in a way where they don’t make him feel stupid for not already knowing or not knowing enough etc.

[sliding-into-space]

so I have a couple questions! If you don’t mind 😅 What are your favorite things about Slider? How about Coop? who are Slider’s favorite/safe people? What people does he feel unsafe around? (Same for coop haha) Do either of our lovely traumatized boys have any triggers?

Never mind a lovely ask!

I love how much Slider loves his friends. He's willing to put aside his own happiness for them. And I don't think it's just because it's the greater good. When he first met the Cybersquad, he refused to help them at first until his own personal reasons came to light, AKA Hacker being behind it. Later, he ends up searching for the encryptor chip at the risk of prolonging his search for Coop. He's honestly got a big heart.

Coop does not have a lot of content :') But I love how he's both a skater and scientist. He's no dummy and combines being a cool jock, with being tech savvy. It's honestly a cool combo and most likely why Hacker first agreed to partner with him, cool and smart with great hair? What's not to love?

Slider definitely feels safest when he's with his family, Coop, Betty, and Savannah, or the Cybersquad. Coop definitely feels safest when he's home with Slider, Betty, and Savannah. Getting squished on the couch for movie night is a very nice feeling after being alone for so many years, for the both of them.

Both of them tense up at the mention of Hacker, let alone feel unsafe around him. There's too much bad blood, and they're not about it. The same goes for any people connected to Hacker. He's a big no thanks for them.

I wouldn't say they have triggers, as much as they just have trauma. Slider suffers from pretty vivid nightmares, and the only way he's able to fall back asleep is by walking through his home with the metal baseball bat he keeps at his bedside and checking that all the doors and windows are locked and that Coop is safe in bed. Coop suffers from a lot of health issues due to the Magnitite, but besides that, he finds he gets fidgety and nervous if he hasn't seen Slider in a while. He also keeps way too many useless things because on Discardi, you never knew when something would come in handy. They both take care of each other, though, and get through the day.

Thanks for the ask!

[rooksgambits]

💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome?

↪ memes / accepting!

Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship?

amrita is absolutely open to polyamory. to her, it seems like a lot to put on one person that they should be able to fill all of your needs, and she is pretty fiercely independent as well, so having multiple partners in a relationship actively appeals to her in that regard.

Would my muse ever be up for a threesome?

not only is she up for it, she's had one before. it can be a lot of fun to experiment with multiple partners in the bedroom, so she's all for it if the right people are down.

[atomiqueen]

modern au lucy would definitely never try to push any kind of specific relationship with janey just because she's dating coop. in my hc (and my threads w/ @radiaking), lucy was janey's teacher first and she doesn't make any moves until after janey moves up to the next grade level, but she carries that instinct to prioritize janey's wellbeing through with her into any relationship she has with cooper.

she is excited to meet janey outside the context of school once coop (and barb, because lucy would encourage coop to talk it over w janey's mom before introducing them in this way) decide it's the right time, but she's very cautious and careful to let janey take the lead in terms of what this means for her dynamic with a former teacher. lucy supposes it might be kind of confusing for janey at first, and she's determined to give her all the time she needs to decide for herself what she wants (if anything) out of a relationship with her dad's gf.

[fstbmp-a]

. . . Christmas season's a little rough for her, really.

[perenlop]

dislike the “n is a born zoroark” theory but yknow what. he’d definitely have a zoroark pokesona once hilda shows him her own pokesona

[ofdads]

Where the serum that somehow prevents ghouls from going feral came from is still a mystery, but seeing how close the show and game producers worked together, I'm going to say that it's a new invention that was created sometime after fallout 4, and quickly spread throughout the wasteland as a hot commodity that ghouls desperately need and that there's a limited supply being created or found. Someone like Cooper would do anything to get his hands on said serum since his goal at the end of the day is to be reunited with his daughter.

[farmerstarter]

maybe some general seb relationship headcanons if you dont mind? especially prior to it or crushing/early dating. how would he react to the confession? would his friends tease him? etc.

im a little picky w sdv hc blog interpretations and i love yours! theyre so sweet. if this is a lot feel free to just do as much as you'd like 💟

ʚ👾ɞ ˚ · . Crushing

tags: sebastian from sdv x gn! reader

OMG Anon! I am so sorry this is sooooo late. I just finished my 2nd year of college and it was so hectic. But now I have WAY more time to write. Writing this was so fun! if you have any fic requests then feel free to send me an ask! <3 purple divider by @saradika-graphics <3

𐙚⭑ Sebastian couldn’t deny that he, like everyone else in the valley, was curious about the new farmer moving into the overgrown expanse of land to the west of town. He was a bit down on the idea of not having his usual smoking place anymore, but the intrigue easily overpowered it. He was one of the last people to meet you. Sam and Abigail couldn’t stop talking about you. Which was reasonable, nothing ever happens in the valley. The more Sebastian knew about you, the more confused he got. Why move out in the middle of nowhere? Why leave the city for a pile of dirt and a mosquito-infested house? It was weird. For him, at least.

𐙚⭑ You two finally met at night. Sebastian was smoking by the waterfall, and you ambled your way out of the cave with a bag full of copper and coal. The mountains were wisped with fog, cold with dew. Sebastian was sure he was the only living soul out in the open. Much to his surprise, and at the expense of his dignity, he let out the loudest scream he could muster when you decided it was a good idea to sneak up on him to say hello while you were covered in soot and mud. While he was calming himself down and you were washing your face in the lake, you promised not to tell Sam or Abigail about the encounter. Sebastian was very grateful for that. The two of you spent the next hour talking.

𐙚⭑ The next time you met him was when you were discussing building plans with Robin in her house. Robin was just explaining that you needed more wood for your planned chicken coop, and Sebastian just so happened to come out to return his pile of plates to the kitchen. Robin waved him over to introduce him to you. His eyes met yours, and you immediately introduced yourself properly. You gave him a discreet wink when Robin’s back was turned. You deduced that Robin wouldn’t have been too happy to know her son was out at the late hours of the night, smoking his third cigarette in one sitting. Seeing this as an opportunity for her son to get some sunlight, Robin asked Sebastian to accompany you while you got more wood. He didn’t have anything to do; he had finished his module for the week, and he was curious about what his friends were telling him about you. So, he agreed to do it.

𐙚⭑ The two of you decided that Cindersnap Forest would be a good place to chop down some trees. You led the way while Sebastian followed suit, dragging along a wheelbarrow that Robin gave you to make the trip back to the mountains easier. Sebastian spent the day sitting on the makeshift bridge over the river and watching you cut down too many trees for him to count. There were times when you offered to teach him how to wield an axe. He didn’t want to embarrass himself in front of you, so he just shook his head and decided to arrange the logs of wood in the wheelbarrow instead. It was 2 pm when you finally had enough wood for the coop, but neither of you wanted to go back just yet, mostly because it was too hot to walk back, and Sebastian didn’t want to burn off his skin.

𐙚⭑ You and Sebastian went to look at whatever the traveling cart was selling. You couldn’t help but laugh at the way the dark-haired man’s eyes widened when he found out the merchant was selling an egg for 500 gold.

𐙚⭑ It would be so cute if you and Sebastian stumbled into the secret woods and that became your little hideaway to hang out when life got demanding for both of you.

𐙚⭑ You definitely fell for him first, but Sebastian fell in love harder. It all started when you invited him, Sam, and Abigail over to eat the many fish dishes you cooked when you finally had a kitchen in your abode. You specifically made sashimi for him since you remembered he mentioned it was his favorite. He was touched. You took the effort to even remember what he said, and that made his heart stutter. (“It tastes just like the ones Linus makes.”) ((Side note: it would be so cute if Sebastian and Linus became friends because Linus would make sashimi for both of them to eat at night by his tent, but I digress.))

𐙚⭑ Your friendship with Sebastian continued to bloom when you found a frog egg in the cave. You immediately ran to Sebastian to show it off. The two of you became parents to a very hungry frog named Blimp.

𐙚⭑ You and Sebastian rode his motorcycle at night when the two of you had nothing to do. He didn’t have an extra helmet yet, so he insisted you wear his helmet instead of him. He wanted you safe.

𐙚⭑ I am a firm believer that Sebastian is the type of person to become loud and talkative when he’s around people he is truly comfortable with. So, the moment you two became friends, Sebastian would invite you to hang out with him and Sam in his room to play Solarian Chronicles. He becomes more animated the longer you play, laughing at Sam’s crappy rolls and your insistence that every small enemy is the true boss in disguise. To both Robin and Demetrius’ surprise, Sebastian spends more time outside compared to the past. The two of you either hang out in the Secret Woods or play the arcade games in the saloon. PICNICS! IN THE SECRET WOODS!!

𐙚⭑ You confessed first, and Sebastian became red in the face in an instant. He couldn’t stop smiling, though. Sam doesn’t let him hear the end of it.

𐙚⭑ On clear nights, you and Sebastian climb up to the roof of his house to stargaze. He loves pointing out constellations to you, showing off what Maru taught him. If he asked nicely enough, his half-sister would let the two of you borrow her telescope.

[gentaro-kinniecom]

Love and deepspace hcs!☆

Characters: Rafayel, Xavier and Zayne

C/w: none! Fluffy head canons for the main love interests in game!

A/n: hi guys! It’s been quite a long time :) i hope everyone has been doing well! Recently I’ve been obsessed with this game, the graphics and art is so good..hope you all enjoy!

Rafayel;

Apart from being sassy, deep down Rafayel loves your company. You’re the only one who stands him, despite his “bratty humor”, and more so how he wants to be your center of attention 100% of the time

Rafayel adores aquarium dates, or ones that involve his art, like an art exhibit that he meticulously prepared with his entire being. He thinks you’re cute whenever you point at one of his paintings; the same one that he dedicated for you

The only thing he expects from you the most is your time and dedication like said before, although, he loves it when you buy him things like fruits or ocean-themed plushies (even if he doesn’t admit to having 5 plushies on his bed)

Rafayel will definitely tease you by saying he didn’t get you anything when he’s not even trying to hide the jewelry box behind his back. Which in fact, is filled with family heirlooms and things like jellyfish inspired earrings or a whale bracelet..he intends in marrying you one day so it means a lot to him how you accept it!

Has the most exclusive nicknames for you, like his flower, the shine of his eyes, his ocean pearl..they’re mostly related sea terms but nothing out of the ordinary.

Xavier;

Always has a spare set of pijamas whenever you come over to stay during the night. Sometimes, he’ll match with you while in others, Xavier wears little clothing if it’s a hot summer night

His favorite type of dates is going to the observatory during a cold night, especially if he gets to share a blanket under the stars with you

Xavier is more of a simple guy, he doesn’t like over the top expensive gifts and would prefer things like flowers, a new bedsheet set, plushies…

However, when it comes to gift you things, Xavier would do anything (even if it was impossible to do so) like bringing down a star from the night sky for you. He opts in giving you a star/sun necklace that matched with his moon one

Xavier isn’t used to calling you his, although it’s cute whenever he gets shy, holding your hand while walking under the stars whenever he gets the chance to do so. But his favorite nickname is “his star”

Zayne;

Even with his busy schedule, Zayne makes time for you, or invites you to spend lunch with him. After all, he was pleased to see you smile while interacting with the restaurant’s cat.

He loves outdoor dates since he’s cooped up in an office most of his time, although Zayne wouldn’t mind inviting you to a restaurant or going to an arcade during the afternoon

Zayne loves to give you jewelry, simple things like charms for your bracelet or rings that end up matching with his and he will never ask for anything back. He actually dislikes seeing you spend money for him, after all, he wouldn’t hesitate to spoil his beloved

Even if he hates it when you spend money on him, Zayne is fond of flowers and keeps some in his home. You also buy him a phone case with a small cat design because his phone is in need of one.

Loves calling you his beloved, even more behind closed doors. Nicknames like my love, dearest, darling are his favorites for you

[midnightwriter21]

demon slayer hcs: the hashira men having a demon!SO that’s immune to sunlight pt.1

characters: fem!reader x rengoku, giyuu

PT 2 with Sanemi HERE

AN: the long awaited request is finally here!! sorry for the delay! im in college and finals week was crazy! but the semester is over and i'm ready to get back to it with a bunch of new content for you guys! <3

RENGOKU

when he comes home from a mission to find the house completely trashed and a trail of blood leading to the bedroom he freezes

his first thought is that you're dead

someone or something has broken in

and he wasn't here to protect you

immediately blames himself

and poor kyo just can't force himself to walk in the bedroom only to discover your broken bleeding body

his heart couldn't take it

its not until he hears movement and small noises of pain that he pushes the bedroom door open

only to discover you hiding in the corner of the room covered with a blanket

relief

until he pulls the blanket from your head to see what you've turned into

he doesn't react

doesn't talk

doesn't move

doesn't even breathe

just stares at you

until you manage to croak out his name

this snaps his mind into high gear

immediately thoughts of the young Kamado girl are running through his head

she has never hurt a human and seems to do just fine

and if you were going to harm him you would have done it already

quickly pulls you into his arms, making sure to avoid the sunlight peaking through the curtains and carries you to the bed to set you down

scribbles a note to the head of the corps to inform him of your condition

and spends the rest of the day and that night comforting and reassuring you because of what had to have been a traumatic night

a week or so passes

you fall back into your old routine of caring for the house

and its quite obvious that you're becoming depressed

no longer able to enjoy the warmth of the sun and being cooped up in the house for your own safety

it isnt until a young man wearing the head of a boar bursts headfirst through the window

breaking the glass, ripping down the curtains

with a "comin through!"

that you realize the sunlight doesn't harm you like it does to other demons

leave it to inosuke lmao

when kyo returns home from another mission around noon

imagine his surprise when his demon SO bursts through the front door into the sun

and into his arms

takes a minute for him to process that you're not burning up

"oh my god we have to get you inside NOW"

the poor man is having a heartattack

but then he sees your smile and hears your laugh for the first time since the attack

finally he's able to realize that the sun has no effect on you

and he's picking you up and swinging you around in a giant hug

i just know he gives the best hugs

i'd let him crush me to death in one

of course kyo is still sometimes crushed with guilt

he blames himself for your transformation in the first place

but the most important thing is that you're safe and happy again

GIYUU

why can't this man ever just be happy

when you don't show up at your usual meeting place with Giyuu in between missions he knows somethings up

he rushes to your home

and there you are

sitting on the steps in front of your house

covered in blood and in tears

it isn't until he gets closer that he realizes what has happened

he has no words

everyone that giyuu has ever loved has been taken from him

and he allowed himself to love you

thats why this has happened

blames himself even though it obviously not his fault

still not speaking he looks at the sky to see the sun

and then back at you

a demon

who isn't affected by the sunlight in the slightest

and isn't attacking him

and then he disappears

when he returns several hours later it's dark outside

and with him he's brought Shinobu and the Kamado siblings

one of which is a demon

Shinobu checks you over and determines that the blood you are covered in is indeed yours

but any wounds you had have already healed

Nezuko senses what you are but seems to know that you're docile and snuggles up to your side as a comfort

and Giyuu just watches quietly

when Nezuko has fallen asleep her brother picks her up giving you a sad smile before he leaves

Giyuu helps you stand and brings you inside

he runs a bath so you can clean urself off

and goes about cleaning the house which was destroyed during your attack

it isn't until you're in bed that Giyuu lays behind you, tugs you close to him, and speaks to you for the first time

"i am staying with you. and i WILL turn you back."

and those two sentences bring you all the comfort in the world

[manic-pixie-dream-dude]

I love your interpretation of Lunter😭 You're honestly one of the main people who got me hooked on this ship. Do you have any headcanons about how they show physical affection? I think a lot about how physically affectionate Luz is with her friends and how touch starved Hunter probably is...

:))) HEHE TANK YUOOOO it's an honor to know that my journey to spread The Lunter Agenda was successful.

And yeah, I've got a few!

Firstly, Yes!! the boy is definitely touch starved. I think I mentioned this briefly in the past but I think Hunter's physical abuse and subsequent trauma shoulda been explored more in terms of physical vulnerability ad how he interacts with others + how it plays in with also wanting to experience stuff like hugs (it's also why the scene in hollow mind where he takes Luz's hand makes me [shakes fist at the sky with tears in my eyes]).

-Chronologically speaking, I like to think Hunter is the first to instigate touch, just leaning his side against Luz, and her secretly freaking out but trying to act all cool so he doesn't get embarrassed and pull away.

-"I don't like being touched. the Last time someone touched me, I was 9 years old." "Hunter, Luz is laying on your lap right now." "Irrelevant."

-Forehead touches are so important for the soul and I think these two deserved one, I genuinely love those little head bumps friends or lovers do w each other, and I think it fits them well.

-PATCHING EACH OTHER UP, and in the same ilk: Luz helping apply medicine to Hunter's scars, or even helping him with any splinters/strain he might get from carving palismen all day and vice versa.

-Luz is more physically affectionate in canon and I love the idea of her casual affection rubbing off on him and him seeking it out like. "Hello, Luz The Human and also My Girlfriend. Such a coincidence that you're sitting here in your room where I purposefully left the demon realm to find you at. Anyways, I'm gonna kiss your head and squeeze your hands okay bye."

-Also: Luz obviously finds her comfort in physical affection, it's cute to me to think that she grumpily walks up to Hunter, bonks her head on his chest or back, and he just knows to give her a tight squeeze and pat on the head.

[radiaking]

Bg3 coop is honestly tragic bc coop is such a physical being and he!!! CANT DO THAT!!! but that does make other displays of intimacy that much more important to him. and this doesn’t just mean romantically ofc. but like literally any other displays of vulnerability and intimacy in either direction.

he tells u a lil bit about himself? that’s significant. so fucking significant. listens to u talk about yourself! stands near u. does what he can to protect you! LAUGHS WITH YOU!! it might not seem like much but if he can’t touch someone he very much appreciates knowing them and spending time with them. helping them. protecting them etc. getting to hold a little piece of someone inside his head and his heart if he can’t in his hands y’know?

[sliding-into-space]

Has Slider ever had to fight somebody? Other Radsters? Matt? Hacker? Buzz and Delete? Has coop?

Yes! Slider was not a fighter.... at first. He was very conflict avoidant and usually kept to himself as a young kiddo. After Hacker left and Coop disappeared however... well, that's a lot of feelings and not a lot of people who are willing to listen. It didn't help that after a year or so after Coop's disappearance, people were a bit too open about telling Slider to let it go, that Coop was either gone for good or fully abandoned him by choice. He'd fight other Radsters for saying those things. It got him into more trouble usually, and he's gotten more than a few black eyes and bruised lips.

Once he met the Cybersquad, Slider had chilled out a bit. King Dudacus made sure he kept up skating which helped give him a healthy outlet for his negative emotions. He also didn't really have many friends until the Cybersquad and holds their friendship in very high regard. I feel like he and Matt definitely could get into a few verbal fights, but they're quick to fix things and Apologize. The same goes for him and King Dudacus. Slider has too much respect for the borg to physically fight him, but he will verbally get upset.

Hacker and his minons however? Fair game. He's been kidnapped and poisoned with Magnitite one too many times to not do what needs to be done to escape. However, being a lot shorter than Hacker, and weaker than Buzz and Delete restraining him, puts him at quite the disadvantage. His main goal is escape anyway, so he won't go and pick a fight with them.

Coop however, has, would, and will physically fight Hacker. He's messed with his kid, that's way too far and Coop isn't afraid to throw a punch towards his Ex if it comes down to it. But otherwise? He's a rather chill dude and hasn't really fought anyone.

[cherrieflavouredheadcanons]

hi luv! i hope you're doing great. Saw your recent post and i do have a hc request (since im having a haikyuu brainrot rn 👀), what would you think of making papa!haikyuu hcs 😩. How would these volley boys make as a father! (especially kenma, tsukki and noya) and you can add your favs too 💕sjsjjsjs hope you have a great day ahead!

I'm doing okay, I hope you are doing good and that you have a nice day! I hope you enjoy this post and it is to your liking

Them as fathers

Characters: Kenma, Noya, Tsukki Gender neutral reader, it is not mentioned whether the children are adopted or biological, Kenma’s is longer than the others because i had way too many ideas for him

Kenma Kozume

First things first: I don’t think Kenma would have more than one kid, if you really wanted to have more he would relent but he is perfectly happy with just one, he thinks 3 people is the perfect number for your little family.

You may think he wouldn’t be that involved in his kids life, but that is a big misconception,

No matter how much work he has to do he makes sure to spend time with you and your kid.

Kenma would never show his child on the internet in any way, he wants to keep his private life private and keep his child safe, he knows how cruel the internet can be, no way in hell will he put his young child into that kind of situation.

Once your child learned to crawl he brought the three starters of Pokémon black and white (gen 5 best games I don’t take criticism) to see which one your child would choose.

Based on what they chose he will be sulky or proud. (I nearly made this into Oshawott propaganda but I didn’t you’re welcome). But at the end of the day he knows that they just choose one based on colours and shapes, he would teach them once they are older how to perfectly choose a starter.

Best believe that as soon as your kid is old enough to understand things he will show them all kinds of (age appropriate) video games.

You enter his gaming room with some snacks for him and you can just see him play Slime Rancher as your kid sits in his lap, eyes glued to what their father is doing.

He already has started a Stardew Valley coop farm for you three to play together one day, he is just waiting for the day your child is old enough.

Now enough video game talk, (though I have so many more ideas about this lol) your child loves it when Kenma reads to them before they sleep, his voice is very soothing to them.

Once they are asleep Kenma stays at their side a bit longer, watching them sleep a serene smile on his face.

Kenma can’t say no to your kid, he will buy them anything they want. You sometimes wonder how he can be so responsible with his money in any other situation, but your child just needs to point at something and he will buy it for them unless you intervene.

Lastly, be prepared for Kenma and your kid to team up against you. Board games? Yeah they are a team even if the game isn’t a game for teaming up. (Monopoly is a nightmare with them, Oh you need a red? Too bad your kid and Kenma are trading it between one another instead of giving it to you) But you can’t really seem to mind when you see the way Kenma and your kid smile. (Unless you are like me and are fiercely competitive in games then you may want to strike Kenma down)

Yu Nishinoya

Noya would take longer to have children with you, at least until he is done travelling, he does want kids but is aware that travelling the world with them wouldn’t be ideal, he wants them to have a stable home.

Once you two do have kids, he wants at least 2 or 3. Noya wants a big family.

I feel like he is the type of Dad that throws his kids in the air and then catches them (he won’t do it high) and it always gives you a heart attack.

Instead of reading them good night stories he always tells them (embellished) stories from when he travelled the world, for example he once exclaimed to one of your kids how a mermaid vied for your attention but he fought them heroically off.

This does bite him in the ass years down the line once your kids are teens, they will bring these stories up whenever they can to tease him.

Asahi is basically an uncle to your kids, he often visits you and brings the kids many gifts. He loves to spoil them.

And yes Asahi designs the clothes for your kids as well, it often leads to many people asking you and Noya where you got the clothes for them from since they are such a high quality.

Yes, he will teach your kids “Rolling thunder”. No you can’t stop him. Even if your kids don’t play Volleyball they will still know the move.

This leads to your kids looking for his old jersey’s from highschool, putting them on and pretending to  be their dad. No he is not crying, he just got dust in his eye.

Vacations and holidays are important to Noya, while he can’t travel the world with your kids, he will take them on memorable vacations across the country when they are old enough to remember them.

He wants them to have a happy and fulfilled childhood with as many experiences as they can have.

Kei Tsukishima

When you first brought up having children with him he asked “Are you sure you can take care of a child? Don’t you wanna practise with a pet rock first?” You lightly punched him in the chest for that and he had his signature smirk on his face.

He is honestly neutral on the aspect of having kids, he is not against it but also it was never his dream of having them, so he is fine with whatever you want.

Just like Kenma he would probably only have one kid, with his Job as a Volleyballplayer and everything he isn’t home that often, so if you had more than one kid he would feel guilty leaving you home alone with them.

Tsukki is probably the first one from Karasuno to have a kid, so he is smug about the fact that he is ‘better’ than the others in that regard.

The first team reunion after you two had your child will have him holding his child proudly, while he tells all the others how slow they are for not having kids yet, which has everyone rolling their eyes. He is very proud of his kid so that he will hold it up Lion King style so everyone can admire it.

Unluckily though he miscalculated the height of the ceiling and bonked your kids head on it, which left everyone in the room in a stunned silence (True story from my infant days, my dad did this exact thing with me)

You had made him change every diaper for 2 weeks for the heart attack he gave you with that, even if your kid was fine and wasn’t hurt.

Tsukki and you switch every night who is going to read your kid, while you pick different topics every time, he only ever chooses dinosaur stories to read to your kid.

Speaking of dinosaurs, Tsukki once claimed he had to educate your kid on certain things while you went out grocery shopping, when you came back you saw that the thing he was educating your child on was “The land before time” which made you smile.

Now no matter if the child is biologically yours or adopted, it somehow interhits his sass, which means you will be surrounded by two sassy little pieces of shit (affectionate).

Though you get both of them to calm down their sass by offering them some strawberry cake if they stop, it surprisingly works better on Tsukki then on your kid, who would have thought?