#congrats heretics this is as good as i've got

[sacrilegious-skeletal-scribe]

i have become what i had seemed to destroy.

i am a tyrant.

i am no artist, no poet, no painter.

there is a longing for blood and a power within my fingertips no god has enjoyed before me.

i will cull these fucking bots from my notification feed if i must bloody my nails and eat through my tongue, i will see their advances halted should it cost the surface area of my skin

[promenadewithme]

Congrats on 200 follwers!! Can I please get a 🐝 for marauders and grishaverse? If that's too much, you can choose from either of them!

I'm a straight female, I'm 5'9 and I have long wavy black hair and brown eyes. I'm a ravenclaw, my sun sign is Taurus, moon is gemini and rising is virgo. My mbti is infp and my enneagram is 4w3. It takes me a while to feel comfortable around new people but once I do I get really talkative and outgoing. I love reading, my favorite genres are fantasy and poetry. I adore adventures, witty and playful banter, joking around and having discussions on different topics. I daydream quite a bit and I'm a hopeless romantic. My love languages are words of affirmation and physical touch. I can also talk my way out of any sticky situation.

I love helping out and people come to me to vent or for advice and comfort. I also love learning about new things and I've always got excellent grades without really trying. I can be quite dramatic and stubborn and I tend to be withdrawn at times. I get frustrated easily and I'm quietly competitive.

Thank you very much! Since you've been gracing us with your jokes I thought I'd tell you one too!

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

Hope the joke blew you away. Have a fantastic day love ❤️

I loved the joke hahahahahaha Thank you, nonie! Anyways, sorry for taking so long, but here you go!

I know it’s the same actor, buuuut

I ship you with:

Sirius Black

- You would be one of the only people he’d open up to about his family and everything he’s been through

- You’d love hearing him out, calming him down and giving your advice or just the comfort he needs at that moment

- I just KNOW that he’d be into bookworms and Ravenclaws, so he’d be smitten by you since the first moment

- He’d start talking to you and in the beginning you’d be more quiet

- But he’s determined to get you to like him, so he’d talk for the two of you

- One day you let out a really loud laugh because of something he said and covered your mouth giggling

- He just thought that was the most beautiful sound he’d ever heard and he promised himself he’s hear it again

- So he continues to show up and talk to you, trying to get you to open up, until one day you start talking too

- You actually like talking to him

- And he absolutely loves hearing you

- For the first time in his life he is absolutely quiet, not making any remarks, just staring at you in awe as you talk about your new book

- And obviously his mates would want to meet you, but he’d be worried about what the marauders would say about him

- In the end, you end up meeting them and they absolutely adore you

- Since he doesn’t want to scare you away, he takes his time getting you to warm up to him before he asks you out

-Much more time than he’d ever spent on anyone for that matter

- In time your talks become playful banter 

- Trips to the black lake: you read to him and he falls asleep to the sound of your voice

- When the two of you are more serious, he turns into his animagus form and sleeps on the foot of your bed (when you wake up the two of you are cuddling and he’s in his human form, though)

- He never had a family that cared for him and thought the marauders were it, but when he found you he realised what was missing 

The Darkling

- Ok, I know this is an evil/morally grey character

- BUUUT

- His mbti is supposed to be your mbti’s soulmate

- So I guess it’s an opposites attract situation

- Except I think this would actually be a good match (except for his toxic behaviour tendencies) and here’s why:

- Before he was the black heretic, he had love and the loss of that love wounded him so deeply he changed

- That is, until he met you

- You were a Grisha at the little palace, he found you reading near a lake once and observed you from afar as you started practicing your abilities with one hand as you held the book with the other

- After that he started noticing you around the palace

- At the library, during lessons, at the library

- He even started taking dinner with the other Grisha again just to see you

- You start getting gifts and you don’t know who they are from, they only came signed with an A at the bottom

- He sent you new keftas, books, sweets, anything that reminded him of you

- One day, you were by the fountain and he talked to you for the first time, you were so awkward because he was The Darkling, what did you call him? Were you even supposed to talk to him? Baghra had said you shouldn’t

- But he was so kind to you, he wanted to get to know you

- You started going to the fountain everyday and he’d arrive a few minutes later

- He’d take food and drinks, a blanket

- You’d spend your days getting to know each other

- Little by little the man he once was started coming back

- Little by little he remembered what it was like to love and be loved

- But he was also scared of losing you

- You’d have you comfort him time after time that he’d never lose you

- And convince a lot of people that he wasn’t all that bad as well as getting him out of sticky situations

- Even though he would never be 100% good, you would be able to talk sense into him or show him that a world with love, kindness and good dreams is much better than the world of remorse he used to live in

as corny as that might seem