#color me skeptical steph. there's no way human x vampire doesn't feel like fucking a squishy tub of pudding

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What page or chapter did Edward ask jasper what sex was like ? I’m so curious on what jasper said lmaoo

it's not an actual scene-scene that takes place—Edward just tells Bella after their wedding night in BD that "oh btw I asked my (spiritual) virgin dad and chad brothers about fucking"

and of course stephenie sees an opportunity to neg every non-edbella couple and is like don't worry guys: edward's Superior control and Superior love means he is the most specialboy specialest vampire ever, the only one for whom the taste of blood isn't literally better than sex