#college SUX

[turkeytrey]

do u guys think if i told my professor my dog ate my hw hed believe me?

[snipbenders]

“Hey guys, its been a bit. This place is actually sort of popular, haven’t had much time to bug the employees with your questions. But I’ll try.”

[itbeleeeee]

i hate college and i don’t like writing papers about things i don’t care about. can next semester start already where i can talk about all the tv i watch and everyone else in the class nods along.

anyway any of you seen superstore? banger show. i’m rewatching the whole thing and i’m on ‘guns, pills, and birds’ and i forgot how funny the whole jonah arc is. one of the top ten characters of all time

[fish-bowl-2]

what are 3 of your favorite quotes/lines from each of the eds?

This has been sitting in my inbox for a hot while. At first because I was busy and going to answer it later, and then because I forgot about it (so sorry).

Anyway, this is hard! There are so many good lines in the show, and that is just from the main three cast. I'm going to highlight some lines that I have been replaying in my head most frequently.

Ed: - "Awww. Kitty cat go meow?" - I think about this SO much. It is so funny. Not only is it a good example of the wordplay in Ed's dialogue, but I love how self-aware it is too. Love seeing him rightfully cocky. He's not wrong that Edd spends most of his time, as my dad would say, "bitchin' and moanin'". - " Hey! Slow down, partner!" - Idk I think it is a very cute reaction to Edd attempting physical violence. It is a very older sibling response lmao - "Shhhh! My yeast is rising." - Lots to like here. Classic line, comes out of nowhere, makes absolutely no sense with or without context. Can't get better than this.

Edd: - "Eddy PLEASSSE. I'm counting the sugar!" - It is so silly. The delivery and Edd's expression kills me. I'm a big fan of the kind of raspy whisper Sam Vincent applied to season 1 Edd. It is very cute imho - "IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!?!?" - Classic. I also like it when Edd is hysterically screaming. - "...but...how could it be? My computations were precise, rigorous, and painstaking, um. This goes beyond science, Eddy. An unfathomable force sends us a clear message!" - I also like Edd's tendency to go on long-winded speeches. It doesn't have its full effect without visuals, since the character acting adds so much. Edd is such a horrendous liar (same).

Eddy: - "Did you see the sparkle in Johnny's eye? Stop me boys, I'm getting frilly!" - Yeah yeah this is low-hanging fruit, whatever. Does not take away from my reaction upon seeing that episode for the first time. I practically died. - "OH, IS THAT SO? AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? MISTER I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT KEVIN KNOWING NOTHING ABOUT MY MAGAZINES?" - It is hard to take dialogue from Eddy and NOT think "wow much to unpack". What is his deal here? I mean, I have my own ideas, but I'm not going to make this list longer than it already is. - "Running out of ideas, Double Dee. Think of something that would make me look good." - He sounds so downtrodden : ( reading the dialogue alone doesn't give that impression, but, in the actual scene, Tony makes the delivery sound super genuine, which is a rare expression for Eddy. I appreciate that decision a lot.

[icequeen-07]

Playing hit game Until Dawn (2015) to distract from the crushing loneliness of living with a pre established friend group

[radioregine]

if/when i have a kid im drilling into their head that they can and should take a gap year

[chin-chin-chu]

6 mahine ka semester 3 mahine mein khatam karke konse record bnana chahte hai yeh college wale

[do-u-really-wanna-know]

[boudicca]

Sorry if this is invasive or w/e but i thought you graduated hs? B/c you said you're going to college

no it's fine lol i did graduate! after i dropped out i went to an alternative school and completed like the entire year in 3 months

[categorical-mouse]

I've gotta write my final college paper EVER (until I maybe apply for a master program, but i don't wanna think about that right now), and then I can finish writing the three separate things I have going for femslash week.

[turkeytrey]

4 every like i get on dis post, ill randomly clap in da back of my class 4 no reason 😎

[lovdels-reblogs]

fuck it im opting out of the group project and doing it myself im bouta explode on these mfs.

that, and id rather take the exam than do the project on another subject (i think we're allowed to do that) it's cover-to-cover bc its finals rn but idont give a shit anymore i dont wanna talk to these ppl

[gutterlolita]

being chronically ill is so bizarre bc if a healthy person experienced my daily levels of pain just one time for like 5 mins they’d go to the ER but i’m here working 2 jobs with no days off while being in varying levels of discomfort every day

[sad--tree]

i need to do my java assignment. i need to start my java assignment. i need to open my java assignment and look at it. i need to do my java assignment. i need to do my java assignment. i need to complete to-dos in my java assignment. i need to do my java assignment.

(<- is too afraid and overwhelmed to write a single new line of code in the java assignment)

[tallanastyflorida]

i have Got to start reading more fanfiction again

[radioregine]

not to be up my school's ass (bc they don't need me to defend them as an entity) but i feel like when i see certain people on forums/on fb complaining about the online program, they don't fully understand what school is for