#colette the only reason medi deals with vil is because they're both good poison creators

[scarabiaa]

Dorm Exchange Program

This was something funny we were talking about but now I wanna write it out.

LUMI would probably go to Savanaclaw. Just imagine seeing a white haired girl with glasses and ice powers in SAVANACLAW. If any of the beastmen even try to mess with her, she just freezes their feet to the floor because she's currently worried about her snowgies melting. Pretends not to see Iris making Leona's life a living hell. Because her body temperature is extra cold, she doesn't feel the heat as much, but she feels out of place with all of these jocks.

MEDITRINA goes from Pomefiore to Diasomnia. She immediately misses Pomefiore because while it's a tightly run ship, she's more comfortable there than in the chaos that is Diasomnia. It's full of powerful people but also insane people that probably backflip off of the stairs. She changes her signature purple flower in her hair to a green one but it feels awkward to her. Tries to fight Sebek at least once. Cries to Blanca about how Diasomnia is driving her up the wall and she wants to go back under Vil's strict regime.

GALE goes from Pomefiore to Ignihyde. It's the best thing because he's going to a technology based dorm. He...sucks at technology. Imagine him touching something and automatically a bunch of the Ignihyde students are running towards him and screaming, "NOOOOOOOOOO DON'T TOUCH THAT, GET AWAY!!" He's with Titus and they're both being the greatest homies, but Titus sometimes pretends he doesn't know Gale. Gale sometimes bangs his fist against Idia's door and says, "HEYYYY WHERE CAN A GUY WATCH SOME MOVIES AROUND HERE?" Poor Idia, he doesn't even know that Gale voices a main character of one of his favorite anime, so he's just terrified of Gale. At least he's better than Iris.

IGNIS is taken from Scarabia to Heartslabyul. Poor boy goes from a relatively free spirited dorm to a strict dorm. He can no longer do cartwheels in the garden because it's against some rule. Luckily, he is in the same dorm as Blanca now so if he ever gets collared, he just proudly goes up to Blanca and says, "I tried to eat a cake." Plays with the hedgehogs a lot. Definitely helps Trey out with the cooking and surprises Trey with how good of a cook he really is.

IRIS, oh the poor girl is suffering with her new dorm. From Ignihyde with all her inventions to Savanaclaw with the jocks. Luckily she's there with Lumi, but it's so hot, and she is dying from this weather. Is that Leona lounging around? Okay, she's going to step on his tail on purpose now. What's he going to do, tell her off? Follows Ruggie around until Ruggie shows her how to steal stuff and the first thing she has to steal is Leona's wallet. She does that easily and then goes to Lumi to ask her to blow some wind in her face. Lumi accidentally freezes her and Leona is roaring with laughter in the background.

NAVIN goes from Pomefiore to Heartslabyul with Ignis but he's definitely not allowed in there as a theater student. Riddle's hair turns white from the sheer thought of Navin existing in Heartslabyul. Tries to go inside but Riddle himself is at the gates keeping them shut with his own hands. Navin's just trying to get to bed, he even studied the rules! Only, he skipped over the rule that says, "Theater shall not partake during the hours of 3 am to 10 pm." With curfew and everything, Navin is not allowed to be in Heartslabyul. He decides to hang onto Blanca as she walks in.

BLANCA goes to Heartslabyul too, which is amusing because she goes to the dorm that her brother's in and she's slightly more chaotic than him. There are less beheadings during her time there, mainly because of her Unique Magic. Probably more loved but she DEFINITELY bribes the others into giving her stuff so that she takes away their collar. "Oh, you want me to take away your collar? Okay, well, there's this plushie I really want-" Riddle tries to talk to her about these guys but she's just laughing as she pats his head. The little brother-big sister dynamic is endearing if it wasn't for Riddle's face going tomato red at the constant vision of rulebreakers no longer with collars.

COLETTE is finally taken to Pomefiore, where Vil is like "FINALLY" because she definitely needs a new skincare routine. Her ears are groomed properly and Epel is saved because Vil is focusing on her for a while. She looks great in the Pomefiore dorm uniform, literally stunning. But in her mind, she secretly asks how Navin, Gale, and Meditrina can even deal with Vil, up until she gets a call from Meditrina, screaming about Diasomnia. She also sees on Magicam from Lumi in the girls' group chat that Iris has now done multiple pranks on Leona and the other Savanaclaw students. At least she can learn how to make some poisons?

TITUS goes from Savanaclaw to Ignihyde, which is better since he's a hacker. Definitely trolls with the others and hacks into their computers just to go :D :D :D :D :D over and over again. None of them find out who it is, until Idia decides to get to the bottom of this and tracks the IP Address back to Titus, but Idia thinks that it's impossible since Titus comes from the dorm with the muscleheads. However, he has a feeling that Savanaclaw is currently on fire, but he's not going to say anything.

ASTRO finally gives Riddle a break from Heartslabyul and cartwheels to Octavinelle. Azul probably takes advantage of him as an idol and has him perform in Mostro Lounge. He gladly does so, but also destroys tables while he's at it. He looks extraordinarily good in the Mostro Lounge uniform and when someone takes pictures of him to post on Magical Twitter, the media is having a field day at the "limited edition concert" at Mostro Lounge. Azul is definitely cackling at the offers coming in from outsiders so that they can see Astro.

VALKYRIE is punching the air because she's not in NRC.

ONYX goes from Ignihyde to Octavinelle. Poor guy doesn't have any idea what's going on. He's doing his best, at least he can work in the kitchen at twice the speed as the others. He pretends he doesn't know Astro, but Astro is like "HEYYYYYY" with him. Would definitely milk the fact that he's a cyborg under water for all its worth in order to get out of working under Azul. Loathes talking with new people so he is not going to become a waiter.