#cody didn't have cole's black hair tho. don't know why my subconscious made that choice but okay lmaok

[zackmartin]

I know that you love seven sea news I do and so do I but I just rewatched the sean kingston episode for the billionth time coz it’s my favourite and it’s so good?? zack puts in so much for maya!! even if it is a scheme he loves her sm !! also the dancing at the end is!! and that song is so so good. I don’t know what the point of this ask is other than to hopefully make u smile but anyway hope your day is great ily

(okay, I love seven seas news the most solely because I've seen it a thousand times but I still lose it every time. It's the pinnacle of comedy. Cody's face after the "helicopter crash", his high-pitched scream followed by "severed ARM!!", "tiny officer down! tiny officer down!" it's ALL brilliant. None of them will ever top it) but, anyway, YOU'RE RIGHT, and I would probably watch it more often if it didn't make me insane, like Zack saying something like "You're a great girl, Maya, and you deserve the best" and her being like "that's exactly what I have"

I feel like we should mention that even though, technically yes, it was a scheme, his intentions were good. Like, he literally just wanted Maya to be happy (unlike SOME CHARACTERS!!) and he knew he couldn't afford to throw her a kickass birthday party himself so his methods were a little shady but like. he's perfect and the best and I'd die for him.

Like okay. I love Maya and her episodes, and I love seeing Zack get his things, but i think I still feel kinda touchy whenever I watch her episodes just cause I know how it ends?? Like, I don't blame Maya, I blame the people that wrote her that clearly hate women and don't know how to write them, but it just. feels so bittersweet when I see them together because I know it's only a short while before she's like "actually I'm going to africa and I don't want to do long distance, bye forever lmao <3" Like!!! She had to have sent in an application for that program so she could've told him there was a possibility she might leave but did she???? DID SHE?!?!?!?

(I'm sorry. I didn't intend to do this again laskdjf got so much adrenaline and serotonin from your ask I just started typing and couldn't stop lmao)

anyway, I hope you never stop sending me suite life asks when you watch it cause it makes me insanely happy 💗💗 (also I hope your day was great too and also ily 💘💘💘)