#chris ofc convinces the hysterical blond hooker he really should've checked the chamber. not to worry. chris is a caretaker
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Ough my god Chhris
#just realized he probably has to like. reenact the day of the crash#hires two male sex workers and explains that they're gonna have a big elaborate snuff roleplay or whatever#except when they get out to the desert and Chris has the blond point the gun at the ginger it's loaded#blam! head splattered everywhere. chris would've aimed for the chest#but whatever#this is good enough.#chris ofc convinces the hysterical blond hooker he really should've checked the chamber. not to worry. chris is a caretaker#he takes care of things. he'll clean this all up. the remaining hooker won't go to jail. you're welcome.#would love if charlie finds out and is like YOU KILLED SOMEONE AND IT WASN'T ME YOU FUCKING CHEATER!!!#and chris has to hysterically insist it wasn't him thats not him on the video it wasn't.#please please believe him he's not lying he wouldn't lie about THIS#stabtxt
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