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brutal-nemesis · 4 years ago

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Train Day 2021: Train Danger. Trainger

Happy Train Day! I hope everyone’s year has gotten off to a good start (❁´◡`❁) And If not let’s make it better with some whump!! This time I have yeeted Castys into old west and therefore this is not canon. But it’s still that classic blend of goofy while also Horribly Mean, so buckle up. Or don’t because trains don’t have seatbelts. I think.

Castys drabbles masterlist

Ingredients: manhandling, hand whump, broken bones, gore/brutality (if you’re not about that just stop reading after they knock him out)

A list of dumb things to do:

Hide from an angry rich man on top of a speeding train

A list of smart things to do:

Not that

Guess who made the dumb decision today? Not that Castys had thought it was a good idea, he was thinking more along the lines of aaaa run away from angry men who want to hurt me oh look a ladder let’s climb it. So here he was, carefully making his way along the roof of the train, cool desert air blasting into his face. He really hoped they hadn’t seen him go up that ladder since his gun had run out of bullets, making it basically a useless fancy piece of metal instead of a shooty death contraption. His best bet, now that he was defenseless, was making it to the front of the train where he could chill with the coal shoveling dudes. Mr. Fancypants Thurmond and his lackeys wouldn’t DARE soil their nice clothes with coal dust, so Castys would be safe up there until the train stopped and he could dash off to lands unknown.

Alas, things were never quite that simple. Just as Castys was readying to jump to the next car, the hatch on it opened and one of Thurmond’s goons poked his head out. Castys considered just jumping over him and continuing to run, but decided against it when the man pointed his definitely loaded gun at him. Not that he was afraid of dying, but getting shot was entirely unpleasant and Castys would rather not fall off this train that he’d actually paid money to board (for once). Hearing the sound of another hatch opening and footsteps behind him, Castys slowly turned around, hands raised in surrender in the hopes that he wouldn’t get thrown off.

“Evening Mr. Thurmond, how kind of you to join me up here. The sky is quite lovely at this time of night, I must say.” Castys addressed the imposing man stalking towards him as calmly as he could, hoping to keep things under control.

“Quit your yapping. The only thing I want to hear out of you is the location of the gold you stole from me.” Thurmond didn’t falter one bit in his approach, and Castys hesitantly took a step back before realizing that continuing to back up would send him tumbling down between the cars. Great, he was trapped.

“I’m not entirely sure that gold is yours, considering the fact that you stole it in the first place. Stealing it from you basically makes me the police. But, like all law enforcement, I can be bribed, so I’m sure we can work something out. Let’s all just calm down and-“ Thurmond didn’t let Castys finish, grabbing the front of his shirt and dragging him to the edge of the train. Castys felt empty air beneath his heels and, stupidly, he looked down. The train was inconveniently going through a canyon, so if Thurmond let go of him he would fall a ridiculous distance to the canyon floor. Which would suck. “H-hey, come on now, I didn’t think you were this stupid. If you drop me here, you can consider the gold lost, amigo. My corpse is gonna be a whole lot less talkative than I am.”

“I know what you are, immortal,” Thurmond growled. “And as much as I would like to, I know that throwing you off here would be the same as letting you go. Which is something that I don’t intend to do.” After letting Castys dangle a moment more, he yanked him back from the edge and tossed him to one of his waiting underlings. “Get him down to my compartment. And don’t make a scene.” Castys tried to retort, but the man holding him clamped a hand over his mouth, which he considered licking but ultimately decided against since it would probably taste terrible. He let the man drag him to the hatch and toss him down to the other dudes waiting at the bottom of the ladder because they had functioning guns and he did not. Actually, scratch that, he didn’t have a gun at all, now that he checked. Thurmond must have taken it while he was being all ooh I’m almost going to throw you off this train won’t that hurt and also suck.

So there he was, weaponless in a very fancy train compartment and surrounded by a stupid amount of Thurmond’s henchmen. Lovely. Thurmond strolled in casually, as if there was absolutely nothing suspicious going on, and glared at Castys before looking around at his goons expectantly. “Well, don’t just stand there, tie him up,” he ordered. “Can’t have him running off before I get him to talk.”

“What makes you think I’m going to talk? The fact that I never shut up?” Castys did his best to remain calm as the men grabbed him. “You might have me defenseless and outnumbered and you’ve probably eaten more recently than me, but I pride myself on my ability to only talk about what I want to talk about. Which right now is-”

“Uh, Mr. Thurmond,” one of the goons interrupted, “we left all the rope in the car with the horses. I mean, we can go get it, but...”

“Why would you-fine, fine,” Thurmond sighed. Castys smiled at his frustration. If there was one thing he loved, besides setting things on fire, it was seeing super composed dudes become not composed. Hilarious every time. “I suppose I’ll just have to...get creative.” Thurmond grabbed a dagger from one of his men and walked towards Castys. How exactly was the man going to restrain him with a knife, it’s not like-oh. They were pinning him against the wall. Then that meant...

“Woah, don’t tell me you’re willing to ruin this lovely wallpaper. I mean look at those...flowers. And are you gonna pay damages for poking a hole in the wall? I thought this whole thing was about you wanting more money.”

“We’ll pay for it with your portion of the gold.” Thurmond smiled before swiftly plunging the dagger into Castys’s hand, securing it to the wood beneath it. Castys grit his teeth, breathing in sharply in an effort not to cry out. It hurt about as much as he expected it to, which was a whole dang lot. But hell if he was going to let that stop him from being annoying.

“So...so that means...you were gonna...let me keep some of the gold?” Castys asked between breaths, grinning. Thurmond’s only reply was to pull out another knife, and the man holding Castys’s other wrist promptly pinned it against the wall. “Double or nothing, huh? You know, if I promise not to pull the knife-” and there was the sweaty hand over his mouth. Fine, whatever, just take away his ability to be a pain in the ass, the one thing that made life bearable. He didn’t bother to hold back his screams as Thurmond stabbed the knife through his other palm. Once it was firmly secured, Thurmond straightened and rubbed his temples.

“Will you please-just shut him up. With something a little more efficient than your hand. I don’t think I’m going to interrogate him here.” The man silencing him nodded, glancing around before ripping Castys’s bandanna from his neck and shoved it in his mouth. You know what, that was fine. Like, yes, it did taste like sweat, but it was Castys’s sweat, which was preferable over someone else’s. And when you’re impaled to the wall of a train by an asshole you stole money from, it’s the little things. Speaking of, train walls were objectively the worst kind of wall to be impaled to. Because trains move. They shake. And when there is a knife in your hand, you do not want it to shake because by god that makes it hurt so much worse.

Could he have yoinked his hands from the wall? Probably, but it would hurt like a bitch and he would still be in a train car surrounded by men who were very much willing to upgrade his current pain package. Unappealing. Better to wait for some other opportunity. So Castys busied himself by thinking of better surfaces to be impaled to. Ice would be cold but it would melt, and glass could probably be broken pretty easily if you could even be impaled to it, or maybe a post in the middle of town since someone might...no, that would more likely mean he would get things thrown at him, oh, but how about…

He had a pretty good comprehensive list of things to be impaled to by the time the train finally slowed to a stop. Not that he would ever need such a list for anything, but thinking about it was a heck of a lot better than dwelling on how much pain his hands were in or his upcoming interrogation (which would likely be Terrible) or how much his feet hurt from standing for so long or the fact that something vaguely smelled good and boy he was hungry or-okay in conclusion a lot of things sucked. But he hadn’t been thinking about it until just now, which was good. And he wouldn’t have to think about it for much longer because Thurmond had just told one of his men to knock him out. Which begs the question, why couldn’t they have-

When Castys woke up, it was hot. Dusty. Sharp rocks dug into his back. He opened his eyes to a cloudless blue sky. He groaned, trying to sit up or at least roll over, but he found he could hardly move. Rough rope tied his wrists to something above his head, and he could feel the same sort of pressure around his ankles. Fantastic. There was also some sort of hard rod under his thighs, like he was laying on-oh. Oh that is. Those are train tracks. Those are train tracks that he is laying on top of. Those are train tracks that he is tied to. Train tracks.

Yikes.

“Good morning, Castys. So kind of you to join us. The sky is a lovely shade of blue today, isn’t it?” Thurmond was standing over him, but tragically was not blocking the sun’s glare, forcing Castys to squint up at him.

“Wow, repeating what I said to you last night, how cool and poetic. You know,” Castys wiggled in his bonds, “I would say that this whole ‘being tied to the tracks’ feels a little cliché, but it’s just, like, my legs. What’s up with that?”

“Do you know what the most painful bone to break is?”

“Oh that’s easy, it’s the funny bone! If I break that one I will probably get extremely depressed.” Castys smiled at the men standing around him, but no one reacted. “I don’t know a lot about bones,” he said quietly.

“Clearly. The correct answer is the femur, the strongest bone in the body. But I’m sure it’s not strong enough to withstand an impact from something like, say, a train. So,” Thurmond crouched, finally blocking out the sun, “you are going to tell me where you hid my gold, or you are going to find out just how painful breaking your femur can be.”

“First of all: rude. Secondly: how do I know you’re not bluffing? There are abandoned train tracks, like, all over the place. I think. But even so how do you know a train’s even gonna-” a faint whistle sounded in the distance. “That is a train whistle.” Castys looked down the tracks, where he could see a faint black spot that was growing larger with alarming speed. “That is a train.” He nodded and looked back at Thurmond. “You’re an ass”

“I simply want you to return what’s mine, and your continued refusal to do so has forced my hand.” The train whistle sounded again, louder this time. Castys could feel the tracks rumbling under him.

“There are at least...five other things you could have done that were not as horribly fucked up as this. I might just refuse to talk out of spite for you being such a big dickhead.” But as the train grew closer and closer, he could feel fear starting to wear down his resolve.

“I don’t mind waiting.” Thurmond straightened and stepped back. “Especially since I think we’re just going to have to let this train pass.” Castys didn’t even need to look to see how close the train was getting, he could feel it, he could hear it, there wasn’t any time-

“Alright, fine, fine, I’ll tell you, it’s in Red River Gorge, now will you please untie me?!” Castys shouted over the roar of the fast-approaching train. Thurmond simply leaned down, holding a hand to his ear, a massive asshole gesture.

“What was that, now?! I can’t hear you!” Castys could hardly hear him over the sound of the train’s whistle, but he could feel the ground rumbling beneath him, the metal of the tracks vibrating intensely under his thighs. There was no escape, no matter how much he struggled, this was inevitable, he was going to get run over by a fucking train. Terror unlike any he’d felt jacked his heartrate up so much that he felt like he was going to burst out of his chest, but even its rapid pulses were drowned out by the all-consuming tremor of the huge, metal beast that was bearing down on him, moments away from ripping him to shreds-

Collision.

Destruction.

Agony.

If anything could have been heard over the roar of the train, it would have been two sickening cracks followed by a scream so desperate, so pained, it almost sounded inhuman. Castys couldn’t tell he was screaming, he couldn’t tell if he even existed. The only thing he knew in the world was that it hurt. It felt like every part of him had been replaced with the pure concept of anguish. All other sensations, thoughts, and feelings were drowned in the relentless torrent of misery. And when death came for him, he welcomed its sweet release.

“Well, well, look at that, back as good as new,” Thurmond’s voice purred above him. Castys groaned as he regained consciousness. He still felt phantom stings of that horrible, horrible pain, and he wasn’t about to let himself experience it again. And since his ankles were still magically secured to the tracks, there was only one way out.

“Well that was fun. Not as fun as riding down to Red River Gorge and digging around under the butte that looks like a cat, but still fun,” he huffed, opening his eyes. “Wanna try that next?”

“I’ll take you up on that offer.” Thurmond smiled and motioned to his men. “Let’s go.”

“Hey, aren’t you, uh, forgetting something?” Castys wiggled, thankfully no longer in pain from either his legs or his hands, but boy was he sticky. He was never a fan of being covered in blood, especially not his own. “I held up my end of the deal, so how about we stop littering all over the railway, huh?” He tried as best as he could to gesture with his head to the tracks, now strewn with shards of bone and twisted chunks of flesh.

“I think the buzzards will take care of the cleanup, and I’m not sure how much I trust the word of someone like you.” Thurmond mounted his horse and the rest of the men did the same. “We’ll go check the location out, and if we find you were telling the truth, then we’ll untie you.” Thurmond smiled and tipped his hat. “Until then, don’t be a strainger.”

“What-you can’t be fucking serious, you can’t just leave me here, asshat! And that pun didn’t even make any sense!” Castys was certain the men could hear him, but none of them even so much as turned back to look at him as they galloped away. “What if you come back and I’m gone?! I’ll get all the gold then! And I’m gonna lick all of it so even if you-okay they’re just straight-up not coming back. Lovely,” Castys huffed. Maybe he’d get lucky and no more trains would come by and he could just lay here and get sunburned. Might as well try to nap since he didn’t really get to sleep last night. It was kind of peaceful out here, despite the fact that it was so hot...

In the distance, a train whistle blew.

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#i wrote something #train day 2021 #train day #castys #immortal whumpee #manhandling cw #hand whump #gore #broken bones #broken femurs #run over by a train #choo choo baby im very mean but what's new #scp 106 come get y'all juice #im not like actually into scp but some of the concepts there are hella whumpy #like the monster you summon by breaking a man's femur. like wow that's me #a small desert snek will come rescue castys do not worry #it is a boa but also not a boa because boas dont live in the desert #but she is a noodle regardless #fun fact i got the name thurmond from a nancy drew game. secret of shadow ranch babyyy #writing castys is so nice because sometimes im like ''okay but how do i write this so it sounds good''#but then i remember my narrator is a fuckshit and i can just write like an absolute goon #me last night at 11pm ''ah thank god i finally have free time and can watch the 4 episodes of anime that dropped today''#this wip: *smiles at me*#me: ''FUCK I CANT WATCH YURU CAMP BECAUSE I NEED TO BEAT SOMEONE THE FUCK UP I hATE IT HERE''#this is fine it's all my fault #making train day the same day my grad apps were due was not wise but here we are #finished this fucker at 12:48 am and I said i could watch yuru camp if i finished before 12:30 i received no happiness #but sleeb important #do not worry i watched it this morning at was filled with serotonin

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elliotthezubat · 6 years ago

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DEATH CITY DAYS CHAPTER 110

kazumi: *playing around with her phone*

Yuuri: "..."

yuuri's phone: *text recieved*

Yuuri: *reads*

hyades: [i got you that kazumi girl's number]

Yuuri: *looks* [received]

hyades: [jeez, so robotic. =3= ]

Yuuri: "..." [proceeding]

kazumi: *listening to ringtones*

Yuuri: "..." *steps forward*

kazumi: oh, this one's nice.

Yuuri: "Hello."

kazumi: eep!

Yuuri: "What are you doing?" *looking over her shoulder*

kazumi: um... ._.;; k-KAO-

*CLICK*

Yuuri: *covers Kazumi's mouth, holding a gun to her neck*

kazumi: !!!! QxQ;;;;

Yuuri: "Be quiet, and you may learn something--perhaps something you forgot."

kazumi: ???

Yuuri: *pulls her gun away* "Now listen...Meet me at the Asunaro Dome at midnight. I know about your lost memories."

kazumi: !!!

Yuuri: "Midnight." *lets go, leaps back*

kazumi:....

kaoru: kazumi? did you just yell?

Umika: "What's wrong?"

kazumi: *shaking* asu...naro...dome....midnight.....

Umika: *hug* "It's okay...What happened?"

-kazumi explains what happened-

Umika: "...You're not going alone."

kaoru: you said this was a girl with blonde twintails, right? just like the description of the culprit...

Umika: "Did we find new information on her?"

kaoru: no, but this might be a good a lead as any. i'll call up saki.

Umika: *nods*

-elsewhere-

hyakuya: zzzz....

Kimizuki: "..."

{hyakuya: guys?}

{-the orphanage children are running far off-}

{hyakuya: wait! come back! *tries to run after them, but they're getting farther away* please!}

{Yuichiro: *blood leaking out of his mouth as he giggles*}

{hyakuya: *screams and runs*}

{Yuichiro: *still chuckling, as he dashes over the ground at her...*}

{hyakuya: NO!!}

hyakuya: *shaking*

Kimizuki: "?!!"

hyakuya: n-no...*shaking*

Kimizuki: *takes her hand*

hyakuya: .....*she seems to calm down*

Kimizuki: "..." *sighs*

hyakuya: nn...nn.....

Kimizuki: "..." ("What on earth was she thinking...")

hyakuya: *her eyes slowly open*

Kimizuki: *staring at her* "..."

hyakuya: nn...wha..?

Kimizuki: "Don't get up...You're still recovering."

hyakuya: mi....!!! mika!! *she tries to run out of bed* MIKA!!

Kimizuki: "I said don't get up! He-He isn't here!"

hyakuya: let go of me! i have to find him! MIKA HANG ON!!

Kimizuki: "He's not here! You almost died! Just listen for once and--"

hyakuya: I CANT LOSE HIM AGAIN! HE'S MY FAMILY!

Kimizuki: "HE'S A VAMPIRE!"

hyakuya: I HAVE TO SAVE HIM! i..i have to.....*she falls to her knees, sobbing*

Kimizuki: "..." *gets down on his knees--and hugs her*

hyakuya: *she sobs into his chest, shaking*

Kimizuki: "..." *lets her sob*

shinoa: what happened? we heard shouti- akane!

mitsuba: she's awake!

Yoichi: "Akane!"

hyakuya: *still crying*

Yoichi: "..." *downcast*

shinoa:..perhaps we should wait for her to let it all out of her system first...

mitsuba: yeah, good call...

Yoichi: *sighs*

-elsewhere-

Shinra: *looking from outside the apartment building* "Huh. These your apartments?"

naomi: yep.

Shinra: "Huh. Quaint. Which place is his?"

naomi: well, right now he's still staying in his girlfriend’s place. *walking over*

Shinra: "Ah...Is this going to be awkward? I mean, given what is going on with them?"

naomi: im...im....sure it'll be fine? ^^;; *knocks*

Shinra: "...What?"

Lucy: "I'll see..." *hard glare at Naomi* "No PowerPoint!" *turns back, walks to the couch...* "...Atsushi?"

atsushi: hnn? *sits up, wrapped in a blanket*

Lucy: "Up for some guests?"

atsushi: guests?

naomi: hello~

atsushi:.....*hides under the blanket* im not here.

naomi: oh im not here for _that_! i brought company for you!

Shinra: "Hey, Atsushi!"

atsushi: shinra? what brings you here?

Shinra: "Wanted to see how you were doing. Feel okay?"

atsushi: a-a little bit.

Shinra: "That's good...Been catching up on sleep?" ^^;

atsushi: s-sorta.

naomi: didnt you have something to talk to him about, shinra? *cough cough*

Shinra: "So...Um..." ^^;;

atsushi: yeah....

naomi: sooo how's everything with you, lucy? ^^;;;;

Lucy: "...Just keeping busy..."

naomi: doing ok?

atsushi: well.....

-he explains what happened-

Shinra: "Oh, man..."

naomi: well, at least things are somewhat better for you now...right? ^^;

Lucy: "..."

Shinra: *clears his throat* "I...think I get it."

atsushi: ??

Shinra: "I mean...Before Iris, Relan, and I started...you know..."

atsushi: oh?

Shinra: "Our poly relationship..."

atsushi: polly?

Shinra: "Polyamorous. You know, multiple, like 'poly.' Multiple partners."

atsushi: um...

naomi: as in all parties involved are ok with it.

atsushi: really?

Shinra: *nods* "I mean, it took a lot of talking things out..."

atsushi: hmm...

Lucy: "..."

Shinra: ^^;

-elsewhere-

nagisa: *cooking*

Blair: *sniff sniff* "Smells good!"

nagisa: thanks! miss mami taught me how to make this.

Blair: "I can't wait to try it..." *sets out dishes*

nagisa: ^^.....i really owe a lot to her.

Blair: *smiles, nods* "She has looked out for you."

nagisa: honestly, she's the reason im even here at all...

Blair: *nods* "Yes..."

nagisa:.....hard to believe it's been so many years since that day...

Blair: *pat pat*

nagisa:...*wipes her eyes* nevermind that, just got to keep pushing forward, right?

Blair: "..." *meek nod*

-elsewhere-

chess: what the hell even WAS that?!

Skuld: "It was an unexpected bit of interference."

lacus: still, that was kinda cool. right rene?

chess: KINDA COOL?! THAT THING WAS TERRIFYING! FERID, YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO!

Rene: -_-;

Ferid: *forcing a smile* "I assure you, everything is fine..."

lacus: we should go back for her!

chess: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DING-DONGING MIND?!

lacus: think about it! we could use her as a weapon!

Rene: "And what is your plan for doing so?"

lacus: so, if we like, get a big cage-

Mika: *slams into Lacus*

lacus: !!!!

Mika: "Shut...your mouth right now..."

lacus: jeez mika, i didnt know your girlfriend was such a sensitive topi-

*STAB*

lacus: *SCREECH*

chess: ?!?!

Rene: "?!! Mika, stop!"

Mika: "Keep talking...I would like nothing more than to cut out your tongue."

lacus: owchie! too stabby! please help!

Skuld: "Let go!" *trying to pull Mika back*

Ferid: "Mika...Take the sword out of Lacus."

Mika: "..." *pulls it out--with a violent slice*

lacus: YAHAHAHAOWCH! >~Q jeeeeez that smarts........*licks the blood off his hand*

Rene: "What have we learned? Don't antagonize Mika."

lacus: TT~TT miss horn, can you kiss it and make it better? QuQ

Ferid: *pleased smile*

Skuld: "Do you want me to unleash Mika, again?"

lacus:......mean.

chess: oh you'll live, you big baby.

Ferid: "Mika, I think you should--"

Mika: *has already stormed off*

crowley: *steps out of the shower* *whew* that was relaxing.......what'd i miss?

-elsewhere-

tsubaki: the shrine shouldnt be too far now...

-THUNDER BOOM-

Black Star: "?! Jeez, that one was close."

tsubaki: good thing our belly buttons are covered.

Black Star: "... ...Huh?"

tsubaki: ^^; old saying. in any case, we should keep moving.

Black Star: "...Weird." *follows* "What you think the shrine looks like?"

tsubaki: well, from what the elder told us, it'll be the only building near the top of the peak.

Black Star: "Well, I hope it's _above_ the clouds--I'm getting sick of this stupid rain!"

-LIGHTNING STRIKE-

Black Star: "!!!" *knocked forward*

tsubaki: black*star! are you alright?

Black Star: *face down in the mud* *muffled grunt, thumbs up*

tsubaki: *offers her hand* here.

Black Star: *takes it, getting up* "Ugh...Hey, is it true lightning doesn't strike in the same spot?"

-elsewhere-

Gin: "And what have we learned about poisonous vegetation?"

Q: ask mama first. =~=

Gin: "Very good. Let me see again..." *opens the bottle of lotion*

kuniko: where to now?

Akutagawa: "It will get dark in a bit...We had best secure the food in the trees again."

higuchi: then tomorrow, we head back to the car and continue along.

Gin: "And I think stop by a doctor to get Q checked out."

-elsewhere-

Lucy: "..."

atsushi: lucy?

Lucy: "...Yes?"

atsushi: yo-you ok?

Lucy: "..." *slight shrug* "I'm not sure..."

atsushi:....if i did anything wrong-

Lucy: "N-No...I'm just thinking through things."

atsushi: r-right....

Lucy: "...What Shinra said is a lot to take in."

atsushi:....listen, if you need me to give you a little space-

Lucy: "..." *shakes*

atsushi:..... *holds her hand*

Lucy: *crying*

atsushi:...*hug*

Lucy: *breaking down* "I-I don't want t-to be alone..."

atsushi: *holds her close* im not gonna leave you. im here.

Lucy: *puts her head down, just crying*

atsushi: *rubs her back, kissing her forehead*

Lucy: *hic*

atsushi: i'll get better for you. i promise.

Lucy: "O-Okay...Get better for yourself."

atsushi: *nods* i love you.

Lucy: *hug* "I love you..."

-elsewhere-

Black Star: *drenched* -_-

tsubaki: we finally made it... *phew*

Black Star: *looks up* "This is the shrine?"

-the shrine is awfully quiet and dark, like no one has visited in years, yet there seems to be vague signs of life.-

Black Star: "??? I can't feel anything in there--but I can see footprints..." *looks in the mud*

tsubaki: ....hello?

-her voice echoes-

Black Star: <Hey, anyone in here?!>

*water from the shrine's roof vibrates--and splashes onto him*

Black Star: -___-#

tsubaki: *looks up* seems someone's at least working on patching up some of the holes in the roof...looks fairly recent too....*sniffs* do you smell that?

Black Star: *sniffs* "...Smells kind of burning."

tsubaki: *steps further into the shrine* !!!

*looks to be a pot boiling*

Black Star: "Food?" *sniffs* "Not a bad smell..."

tsubaki: ok, someone is undoubtedly living here...

Black Star: "But where are they? And they'd need more than just food." *looks along the floor* "Nothing wet on the floor, so they haven't been in or out in a bit."

tsubaki: hmm....

Black Star: *listening for any sounds* "..."

*it sounds like a door is knocked opened*

tsubaki: !!

*the door is kicked opened as someone walks in, seeming to support themselves upright with an umbrella*

tsubaki: *hushed tone* hide!

Black Star: "!!!" *ducks down below a statue in the room*

???: *knocks the umbrella down to shake off some water before depositing it in a container next to the door...* *shakes themselves before tugging on their hood* <...AH!>

Black Star: "?!" ("They saw us?!")

tsubaki: *covers her mouth*

???: "--CHOO!" *sniffles* "..." <Ugh. This rain is stupid!>

*They sound...young?*

tsubaki: ??

Black Star: "..."

-a low roar is heard outside-

???: *pulls back her hood...she does look pretty young, with snot coming down one nostril* -_____- *sniff*

tsubaki: ....

???: *stretches, shaking off more rain off her cloak, as she drags herself over to the pot* <Looks about ready...> *sniffle* *wipes her sleeve under her nose* <Hmm...> *picks up a bowl off the table, right above where Tsubaki is hiding*

tsubaki: 0x0;;;

???: =~= *sniff* *picks up a bottle of something that looks really red* <This should help, too...Just add a bit more, then...> *slight chuckle* <Yes, this should solve my problem...>

tsubaki: ._.;;;

???: *she unscrews the top as she walks by the statue where Black Star is hiding--and some of the powder falls out, landing on Black Star's face*

Black Star: >_<

???: <Now to mix it in...> *sprinkles some of the item into the pot...*

Black Star: "..." *his eyes are watering and getting red* Q_____Q "Ah...Ah..."

tsubaki: *puts a finger to her lips* o~o;;;;

Black Star: *clutching his eyes in pain*

???: *chanting as she stirs* <Bring forth the fire...Bring forth the pain...Through suffering, there is healing...>

Black Star: *whimpering, slapping his hand down on the floor*

???: "?!" *looks down* <More rats again?!>

tsubaki: >~<;;;;

Black Star: *knocks into the statue as he slams up, clutching his eyes* "It burns! IT BURNS SO MUCH!"

???: "?!!!" *lunges to catch the dragon statue, just getting it before it hits the floor* <AH!>

tsubaki: *facepalms* U~U;;;

Black Star: "Out of my way!" *jumps for the door--and instead crashes through the open window, landing in a mud puddle*

???: "... ... ..." <What the devil was that about?>

tsubaki: *siiiigh*

???: <?!> *aims the bowl at Tsubaki* <Who are you?! Why did you let a monkey into this shrine?!>

tsubaki: eep! <s-sorry for the intrusion. we dont mean any harm.>

???: *smacks Tsubaki with the soup ladle* <Interloper!> *smacks her again*

tsubaki: *blade arm block*

???: "?!" <Weapon!> *leaps back*

tsubaki: <please, we arent here to harm you, honest!>

*SLICE*

*an icicle flashes by Tsubaki's face*

tsubaki: *wince*

???: *glares* <That is a warning. Be gone. This is holy land, not for Death's demons.>

Black Star: *pops up in the window, covered in mud* <Jeez, you're all formal and sound like an old fart for some brat-->

*a snowball smashes into Black Star's face*

tsubaki: <as i said, we have no intention of harming you. we're sorry that we came in uninvited, but we have a reason to be here.>

Black Star: -_-; *wipes his face* <Thanks for the clean up, kid. But yeah, what Tsubaki said: we just want to know why there's all this rain-->

???: <What business is a little rain of yours?>

tsubaki: <you see, it's flooding the village down below->

???: <Bah...> *dumps a bunch of the red stuff into her soup* <Their own fault. Ungrateful heathens who turn their backs on her...>

tsubaki: ??

???: <...> *points at the statue* <The rain dragon god? Hello?>

tsubaki: <ah...>

Black Star: *craws back into the room through the window* <So the dragon is making all this rain? Why? It need a sacrifice or something?>

???: -_-; <Nothing so crass, you welp.>

Black Star: -_-# ("Isn't she, like, a teen?")

???: <Tell me something. How did you get here? I bet in some mechanical contraption...>

tsubaki: <we hiked here. it took a while, but we did make it.>

???: <And what did you notice on your way? Probably just looking at your destination--and nothing on the sides.>

tsubaki: .....

Black Star:

???: *smacks Black Star with the ladle* <To know your surroundings, including what's in front of you, what's to your sides--> *smack smack smack* <all of nature!>

Black Star: "GRR!" *snatches the ladle, smacks the witch*

???: >_< *encases Black Star in ice*

tsubaki: !!!!

Black Star: *his mouth and nose exposed* "F-Fucking freez-z-z-ing!"

???: *sips her soup* <...> *dumps more of the red stuff in* <The dragon is displeased. This shrine, when I found it, was covered in human filth. Literally--trash, refuse, garbage, rotten food, littering everything here.>

tsubaki: <maybe if we help clean it up->

???: <I've been doing that on my own. Just how useful can you as a non-magic being be at cleaning?>

Black Star: <Sh-She's really good at cleaning up other people's messes...>

tsubaki: ^^;

???: <...I can believe that. As for you, I don't see much value to you, so--> *pulls out an icicle--*

tsubaki: <wait! dont hurt him! sure, he has his moments, but he has a good heart.>

???:

Black Star: >_< *stretches, shattering the ice around him* <Nah, no need for that!>

tsubaki:...<by the way, i dont think we got your name, miss....?>

???: <Nisa Agama.> *shoves a garbage bag into her hand*

-elsewhere-

hyakuya:........

mitsuba: hey, you still up? we got pizza.

hyakuya:....i dont feel hungry....

Yoichi: "...Water?"

hyakuya:......

Yoichi: "Come on...Y-You need to stay healthy..."

hyakuya: just leave me alone...

shinoa: akane, we know you're upset and need to vent, but you cant just isolate yourself.

hyakuya: and why not?

Yoichi: "Because...we're a team, right?"

hyakuya: *bites her lip*

shinoa: and we're like family.

hyakuya: shut up, you're nothing like my family...

Yoichi: "..." *lip quivering*

mitsuba: i know we arent blood related but that doesnt-

hyakuya: you're all still alive....

Yoichi: "...I-I'm sorry."

mitsuba: so? what does that have to do with-

hyakuya: THAT'S HOW YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE MY FAMILY! YOU'RE ALL STILL ALIVE! MY FAMILY DIED BECAUSE I RAN AWAY LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD! IT'S ALL MY FAULT THAT THEY'RE DEAD AND MIKA'S A VAMPIRE!!

Yoichi: *crying* "It-It's not your fault..."

hyakuya: that doesnt stop me from feeling responsible....

Yoichi: "I-I know...So, what can you do right now?"

mitsuba:....this is just my opinion, but feeling responsible for someone's death and actually _being_ responsible are two different things.

Yoichi: *nods*

mitsuba: tell me, was it _your_ reckless actions that got them killed?

hyakuya: no! w-we were going to escape, but....ferid tricked us...

mitsuba: then it's ferid's fault, right?

hyakuya:....yuu.....he told me to run...

mitsuba: then he was willing to take the risk to make sure you survived.

Kimizuki: *enters, holding a grocery bag* "..." *nods*

hyakuya:.....*wipes her eyes*

Kimizuki: "..." *sits down, takes out some items, offers a water bottle*

hyakuya:.....mika....i-i have to find him...i have to save him from them....

Kimizuki: "...You will. After you rest."

shinoa: we'll help you find him. it'll be our team's secret little project~<3

mitsuba: but for now, let's eat, the pizza's gonna get cold...

Kimizuki: "Wait, you all got pizza?"

mitsuba: yeah?

Kimizuki: "Huh...I had brought some nutritious snacks to improve her health..."

shinoa:....*knowing smirk*

Kimizuki: "Here, start with this yogurt with fruit--the probiotics will help your digestion--"

shinoa: awwww, you do care~

Kimizuki: -_-; "She is on the mend--of course I'm concerned."

shinoa: yet is was you by her side when she awoke. it's like something from sleeping beauty. ^^

Kimizuki: "That's just so fascinating--and I'm sure you are super exhausted, so how about you go to sleep, too?"

hyakuya: heh.....*laughs, wiping tears away*

Kimizuki: "..." *weak smile*

hyakuya: thanks guys....

Yoichi: *smiles* *nods*

hyakuya: ^^ s-sorry for lashing out just now....

Yoichi: "It's okay--I get it..."

mitsuba: yeah, survivor's guilt is tough, but we're here for you, ok?

Kimizuki: *nods*

hyakuya:...r-right...

Yoichi: ^^ *passes a plate to Hyakuya*

-elsewhere-

Black Star: *sweeping outside the shrine* -_-; "Hey, do you think she's on the level, or is she tricking us into doing her chores?"

tsubaki: well, she seems to be the only other person living here...if i were in her position, i'd appreciate a helping hand too.

Nisa: <Hey, you missed a spot...> *sniffle*

tsubaki: ^^;

Black Star: -_-;

Nisa: <I'm sick. I need to eat to build up my health again...> *sips soup--then burps, letting out a flame*

Black Star: "?!" <Jeez...I don't think she's a witch. She's probably the dragon herself...>

Nisa: "..." *small smirk, keeps eating*

*something shakes underneath a pile of books next to Tsubaki*

tsubaki: ??

*something rushes out--and crawls up Tsubaki's leg*

tsubaki: EEP!

*the creature goes up her back--and stops on her head...*

Salamander: O_O "..."

tsubaki: 0_0;;; ...... ^^; <is this yours?>

Nisa: *nods* <Yes. She just came out because she was trying to stay warm but now needs to be moistened...> *removes a water bottle--and squirts it in Tsubaki's face*

tsubaki:..... ^-^

Nisa: <Just be careful she doesn't extrude her poison off her skin-->

Salamander: *rubbing against Tsubaki's wet hair*

Black Star: -_-#######

tsubaki:.... ^^;;;;;;; <noted.>

-elsewhere-

Akitaru: *washing dishes* "Hey, son, could you pass the dish rag over?"

shinra: sure thing.

Akitaru: "Thanks! How did the trip with Maki's friends go?"

shinra: i think i might have helped, even if it was just a little bit.

Akitaru: *nods* "A lot of these things take time...Heh, I remember bad dates I had when I was getting started."

shinra: *listens*

Akitaru: "This one time, I took a date out to a punk rock concert...Then in the mosh pit, she got an elbow to the nose."

shinra: *cringes* ouch.

Akitaru: "Yeah...We managed to stop the nosebleed, but she never did return my Crue shirt we used to stop it..."

karin: yikes.

Akitaru: ^^; "Yeeeeeah...I figured out after that maybe coffee first is a better first-date location."

karin: i can relate, the first date i ever had was to a monster truck rally. my date was a bit overwhelmed, but i found it pretty awesome.

Akitaru: "Ha! That does sound like fun."

shinra: maybe we could go to one sometime?

Akitaru: "Oh, heck yeah! Next time one pops into town."

-elsewhere-

kazumi: so this is asunaro dome, huh?

Umika: *nods*

nico: no sign of security.....

Umika: "Can't be too careful..." *looks at different exits*

kazumi:......

Umika: "Approach quietly..."

mirai: *peeeeek*

Umika: *watches behind them*

-a figure stands in the center of the stadium-

Umika: "..." *stands in front of Kazumi*

kazumi: *gulp*

Umika: *to the figure* "What do you want?"

Yuuri: "...Do you remember this place?"

kaoru: yeah, it's the asunaro dome.

Yuuri: "Not you." *points at Kazumi*

kazumi: *points to herself* me?

Yuuri: "You."

kazumi: no, i dont remember anything. t-that's why im here, because you said you have info on my memories, right?

mirai: i smell something fishy here...

Yuuri: "I see..." *picks out of her pocket...*

kaoru: *battle stance*

Yuuri: "Catch." *tosses...a marble?*

kazumi: what is this?......it's shiny.....*FLASH* *passes out*

kaoru: KAZUMI!!

mirai: what the heck did you do to her?!

Yuuri: *walks up to Kazumi, holding something else in her hand*

kaoru: get away from her!!

Yuuri: *places the object onto Kazumi's forehead...*

-a black sphere sprouts from her hair antenna, it's mouth opens revealing a tongue with a face on it that licks yuuri-

nico:....what. the. actual. fuck.

Yuuri: "...NO!" *pulls out a pistol, smacking the thing away*

kaoru: alright, what the hell is going on here?! what did you do to kazumi?!

Yuuri: "What _I_ did?!" *aims, fires* "What did you do?!"

kaoru: we just got here!

Yuuri: "Liar!" *aims--fires*

mirai: maybe if you EXPLAIN what we supposedly did, maybe we'd remember!

Yuuri: "...Airi Anri."

kaoru: is that a friend of yours?

Yuuri: "That _is_ me."

kaoru: ?!

"Yuuri": "She...had cured me. But she had formed an illegal contract..."

Umika: "Wait...I vaguely remember...She was a cook?"

kaoru: cook?....!!! the cooking contest!?

"Yuuri": *nods* "Now you remember...What was done to her."

mirai: that girl, yuuri asuka.....she'd become a wraith...

"Yuuri" / Airi: "And those pleaides murdered her..." *aims--fires*

kaoru: *dodge*

Umika: "Stop! It wasn't murd--"

Airi: *fires fires fires*

mirai: eep!

nico: *summons a hexagonal shield*

Satomi: *leaps up, aiming a kick at Airi*

Airi: *dodges, aims at Mirai...*

mirai: appear, my teddies!

Satomi: *aims her wand, fires*

-BOOM-

Airi: *knocked back...and still aims at Saki*

saki: *whips riding crop, summoning lightning*

Airi: "Murderers...When Yuuri was lost, I made a wish--to become her, to avenge her."

saki: she'd become a wraith and was endangering people, so we had to put her down!

Airi: "YOU LIE!" *fires*

mirai: that's what happened to illegal contractors! they become wraiths! if she had officiated her contract, then she'd still be alive!

-meanwhile, a black mass surrounds kazumi's head, growing arms and a chef's hat?-

Airi: "That's not possible! You could've saved her!" *fires*

saki: i know, we could have gotten there sooner, but it was too late for her. we truly are sorry for your loss, but your grief doesnt excuse your own actions!

Airi: "My actions will make this right! Now die!"

-a tongue shoots out of the black mass's mouth and wraps around airi, flinging her into a wall-

Airi: "?!" *knocked out*

kaoru: ?!?!?

-the black mass vanishes-

kazumi: nng....

Umika: "Kazumi!" *runs over*

kaoru: kazumi are you ok?

kazumi: nnh....what happened?

Umika: "...A lot, actually." *checks her head for cuts*

-there's only a small pinprick, but nothing too major-

nico: *looks at the marble and summons a small cube to hold it*

Satomi: "We'll need something to take her with us as well..."

-morning-

Black Star: =_=

tsubaki: <now, about the dragon...>

Nisa:

tsubaki: <isnt there anything we can do?>

Nisa: <You got a human sacrifice?>

tsubaki: ._.;;;;

Nisa: <Well...The dragon is rather upset that it seems no one wants to even _acknowledge_ her. How would you feel being ignored?>

tsubaki:

Nisa:

tsubaki: hmm....

Nisa: <...Maybe you could help change that.>

tsubaki: ??

Nisa: <Convince some of these city dwellers to get out of their concrete surroundings and see more of the world...>

-elsewhere-

sachiko: how does it look?

izumi: wow, it looks amazing, mom!

Blair: "Hmmm! Very good choice!"

sachiko: ^^ it's a bit surreal, being in a dress like this again....

Dr. John: "I can imagine. But it's exciting, too, yes?"

sachiko: *she nods, wiping a tear* yes.

Blair: "D'aw, you're going to be so happy~"

-elsewhere-

Muscle: *lifting weights* "1027...1028..."

kinuta: *peeks in*

Muscle: "1029..." *spots her*

kinuta: ohh, what have we here~?

Muscle: "Huh? Someone working out...Got to keep in shape for whatever the boss has in mind."

kinuta: mind if i watch?

Muscle: "Eh, free country--for now..." *flexes*

-elsewhere-

ochako: so what's the extra credit class gonna be?

Bakugo: -_-# "If it involves being in the same room with the rest of you, something stup--"

Izuku: "Maybe as a smaller class, it'll be intense one-on-one tutoring!"

tsuyu: it's possible.

Todoroki: "..."

Iida: "Then we need to be ready for whatever awaits!"

*the door opens, revealing--*

Aizawa: "Okay, settle down and pay attention."

momo: ...

Aizawa: "As you know, you have summer training soon ahead of license exams and your next semester. That also means new training opportunities."

jirou: hmm...

Iida: "We are honored to learn!"

Aizawa: -_-; "Settle down--you're going to have some untraditional learning today."

jirou: like what?

midnight: it's a secret~<3

Bakugo: "??? The heck..."

Cementoss: *nods* "Greetings. We will be assisting Eraserhead on your lesson. Go suit up."

-and so-

*there are cardboard cut-outs of police around a jewelry store*

momo: *making a telescope*

Bakugo: -_-#### "This...is just some bullshit. IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL HOSTAGE SITUATION!"

Izuku: ^^; "Just think of it as play-acting!"

Bakugo: "I DON'T WANT TO PLAY PRETEND! WHAT ARE YOU, FIVE?!"

Iida: "Do you spot the hostage taker?"

momo: yes, he's standing by the door.

Todoroki: "Who did they cast as the villain?"

momo: ..... -_-; remember the USJ training with all might?

Todoroki: "... ... ...Oh not again."

Izuku: "!!! Really?! Is it the same uniform? Did he alter it? Is it a variant?!"

Bakugo: *looking at the roof* "I wonder if I could jump off..."

ochako: ^^;

Bakugo: *groans* "Let's get this over with..." *starts charging up his gauntlets*

tsuyu: so what's the plan?

Bakugo: "Simple--I'm going to blow up the doors, punch the villain in the head, and knock him through the wall."

Todoroki: "..." *facepalm*

jirou: how about you, todo?

Todoroki: "I think there are better options, such as first getting the criminal talking...You think you can keep him talking?"

-and so-

jirou: *listening in*

???: *click* "I said I didn't want to talk to any supers."

momo: if you'd please give us a moment to speak, perhaps we can solve this without anyone getting hurt.

???: "HA! Typical heroes--so selfless...So stupid. Listen. I already told the pigs what I want--I need a helicopter out of here, or you're going to have a mess to clean up."

momo: but what about your family? your friends? what would they think of this?

ochako: credit where credit is due; he's a darn good actor.

???: "HA HA HA! I have everything I care about right here--COLD DIAMONDS! ROCKS! PRICELESS GEMS!"

Izuku: >w< "So good!"

Bakugo: -_-; "Ochaco, give me a lift."

ochako: um, ok?

Bakugo: *floats up...smirks...and explodes forward*

ochako: D8>

momo: 0_0;;;

Izuku: D8>

Iida: "BAKUGO, NO!"

Bakugo: "NITROUS...REVERSE DEFENESTRATION!" *slams through the glass doors...*

jirou: MOTHER FU-

*GLASS SHATTERS*

Cementoss: ._. *ducks*

midnight: KYA!!

tsuyu:....

Todoroki: "...You tried."

*from inside, someone is screaming*

Bakugo: "HOLY CRAP!"

-the others run in-

jirou: what the hell?!

Iida: "That was insanely irresponsible! You do not just rush in when hostages are under threat--"

Bakugo: "What threat? He's dead."

ochako: EHHHHH??!

momo: *looks* !!!

*The villain, AKA All Might, is collapsed on the ground*

Izuku: Q_______Q

tsuyu: *checks the body*

Todoroki: "You let glass cut into his heart?"

Bakugo: -_-# "No, stupid! Look at the knife wound!"

All Might: "..." XwX *slight giggle as Tsuyu's hair hits his nose*

tsuyu: he's alive.

Iida: "??? I mean, for the purposes of this exercises, yes, he's 'alive.' But the knife wound looks like it's intended for us to pretend he's dead?"

Bakugo: -_-# "I told you I hated roleplaying."

momo: *releasing the 'hostages'*

Cementoss: *shaken* "O-Oh my...Is he really dead?"

Present Mic: "HE'S TOTES DEAD, MAN! WHAT THE H?!"

midnight: .....

Izuku: *mumbling to himself* "Calm the hostages, calm the hostages...Excuse me, ma'am? Let me untie the restraints..."

midnight: o-oh, thank you, sir.

Iida: *walks back from the back room* "There's no other exit--the front door was the only one."

momo: we should check the cameras.

Iida: *nods*

momo: *goes to check*

Izuku: "In the mean time, let's interview the hostages...You, sir, who are you?"

Cementoss: "I am an employee--when that--that scoundrel took us hostage!"

Bakugo: -_-# "And you, pencil 'stache?"

Present Mic: "CHECK IT! I WAS BUYING A RING FOR MY FLY HONEY--"

Bakugo: "OH, GOD, STOP YELLING!"

Present Mic: "I'M NOT YELLING--THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE AND I AM REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I SAW SOMEONE DIE--"

*they keep yelling at each other*

Izuku: ._.

midnight: im just a customer.

ochako: so what happened?

Cementoss: "The villain came in, barricaded the door, and demanded all the money in the register, followed by as many jewels as he could, and I quote, 'Stuff in my drawers before high-tailing it to Cancun.'"

ochako: i see. and then?

Present Mic: "HE TIED US UP AND SAID IF WE MOVED HE'D STAB US IN THE HEAD!"

midnight: ...

Bakugo: "SO WHICH OF YOU KILLED HIM?!"

midnight: EH?!

Present Mic: "WHACK!"

Cementoss: "B-But no!"

tsuyu: why would someone do that if they're locked in the same room as the body?

Bakugo: " 'CAUSE THEY'RE A FREAK!"

Cementoss: T~T "I want to go home..."

Izuku: "Hmm...Something doesn't make sense. Jirou, are the phone lines working?"

jirou: *shakes head*

Izuku: "Then whoever called the cops couldn't have done so inside--and if Midnight was the last to enter...Ma'am, may we see your most recent calls on your phone?"

midnight: oh yes, here.

Izuku: *scrolls through* "Yes...There it is! She called the police."

midnight:.....

Izuku: "...You knew the villain, didn't you?"

midnight: *bites her lip*

Izuku: "Who was he?"

Midnight: *covers her face, sobbing* "It's true--it's all true..."

jirou: that doesnt answer the question as to who he was to you.

Izuku: "I think she is telling us--this was someone she was in love with."

ochako: *sniff* how sad!

Bakugo: -_-# "This is some soap opera shit."

Aizawa: *walks in over the broken glass* "Okay, that's enough."

momo: !!

Midnight: *all smiles, wipes her eyes* "Yeah! How was that for acting?!"

jirou: *spots eyedrops in midnight's hand*

Aizawa: "I'll take those back now." *takes the eyedrops*

ochako: um....guys?

Todoroki: "Hmm?"

-the body is gone-

Aizawa: "Aaaaaaaaaaand you all fail."

jirou: WHERE DID HE GO?!

Izuku: "I-I thought he was dead!"

Aizawa: "Didn't you check the body?" *looks at Tsuyu*

tsuyu:......oops.

jirou: *giving chase* GET BACK HERE YOU RASCAAAAAAL!!!

Bakugo: >_<### "THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ONE OF THESE DUMB LOVE STORIES--ALL THOSE SOAP OPERAS LIED TO ME!!!"

Todoroki: "..."

momo: *SMACK* hush you.

Bakugo: "..." *aims gauntlet--* "Motherf--"

Midnight: -_-; *knocks him out*

All Might: *running down the street with a bag of fake gems* "HA HA HA! MY APOLOGIES, CHILDREN--BUT THAT'S CALLED ACTING!"

-elsewhere-

Nisa: *walking* "..."

tsubaki: <it's not far now.>

Nisa: <Hmm. Would be more useful if I wasn't having to walk on these old shoes over such rough terrain...>

tsubaki: ^^;

Black Star: -_-; <Why not get the great dragon god of rain to carry us?>

Nisa: "!!!" *smack* <Don't disparage her with menial tasks like that!>

tsubaki: ....<you hold her in high respect, i see.>

Nisa: <She is a force of nature herself. Respect like that is hard earned.>

tsubaki: <that is understandable>

Black Star: -_-# <So is a punch in the face-->

-chop-

Black Star: >_<; "Not you, too..."

-elsewhere-

-two hooded figures approach a house; the one airi is being held in-

tsukasa: *playing her flute, causing a tree to sprout and reach the top floor's window*

Airi: *inside, handcuffed to the table* "..." *grunts, tugging* "...Bastards."

-a shadowy hand slides under the window, unlatching it from the inside-

Airi: *hears it* "???" *looks*

tsukuyo: hello, miss anri.

Airi: *narrows her eyes* "What are you doing here?"

tsukuyo: business mostly. how was your mission in recruiting the Pleiades to our cause?

Airi: *gestures to her handcuffs* "How does it look?"

tsukuyo: hmm... that's disappointing.

Airi: "No kidding. Now cut me loose so we can get out of here."

tsukuyo: alright.

???: "Kukuku~"

Airi: "?!!! What the--"

*something black strikes Airi*

Airi: *screams*

tsukuyo:....

Demongo: *cackles as he absorbs Airi*

tsukasa: ....

tsukuyo:...ngh...

tsukasa: sis! are you ok?!

tsukuyo:...*smiles* i-im fine. just a little tired.

Demongo: … *faint smirk*

-elsewhere-

Umika: "Thank you for the meal." *smiles*

mirai: mmm~! so yummy~!! ^w^

Satomi: *nom nom nom nom*

kazumi: so, what did you all wish for?

kaoru: hmm?

Umika: "Oh, when we became like this? Well...I wished to meet an editor. One who would handle my words with care."

mirai: _i_ wished for a museum for my teddy bears, which you all know as angelica bears!

Umika: "Oh, when we became like this? Well...I wished to meet an editor. One who would handle my words with care."

mirai: _i_ wished for a museum for my teddy bears, which you all know as angelica bears!

kaoru: well, a while back i was involved in a soccer match that got some people hurt, so i wished for them to be helped.

nico:....pass.

saki: ...i wished for my sister's lily of the valley flower to bloom forever.

Satomi: "I wanted to help animals, so I wished I could talk to them."

kazumi: ah.

mirai: speaking of animals, dont you have that thing to give kazumi?

Satomi: "Mmm!" *takes out a box* "Here you go!"

kazumi: ?? *opens it* !!!!

???: "Mew."

kazumi: so cute! *hugs*

Cat: *meow* -w-

kazumi: he's really mine?

Satomi: "Yep!"

kazumi: thanks satomi! does he have a name?

Satomi: "Not yet."

kazumi: hmmmm.....i'll call you....'toto'!

Umika: "...Ha, like the dog?"

kazumi: yeah! he's not a doggy, but he's black like him, so why not?

kaoru: ^^; she really enjoyed the movie the other night, huh?

Umika: *smiles*

-elsewhere-

atsushi: *steps outside and takes in the fresh air* ah...

Lucy: *napping on the couch*

aya: ooooi! *she's in the grassy area of the dorm, waving a baseball bat* look what i found!

Tanizaki: "??? Please tell me that's not Dazai's new 'project'..."

aya: no, i found it in the shed! let's play some baseball!

Tanizaki: "Oh--okay!"

-elsewhere-

Akutagawa: "At least the doctor gave you a lolli..."

Gin: "...You didn't need to take the entire jar."

Q: >~<

Gin: "We'll be home soon, and you can sleep this off."

-elsewhere-

hyakuya: *yawns*

Kimizuki: *reading* "You should get more sleep."

hyakuya: =~=; what are you, my mom?

Kimizuki: "Someone has to keep an eye on your health if you're going to be so reckless."

hyakuya: *pouts* 7n7 hmph!

Yoichi: ^^; "You two done yet?"

hyakuya: i still got to brush my teeth yet.

Kimizuki: "I think the nurses put a fresh brush in our bathroom."

hyakuya: cool.

Kimizuki: "Can you move there okay?"

hyakuya: of course i can, im not helpless.

Kimizuki: "No, just convalescing."

-elsewhere-

Nisa: *sips tea*

Elder: ._.;

tsubaki: <and that's why the dragon has been doing this, sir.>

Elder: <That is still rather confusing-->

Nisa: <Just stop disrespecting the dragon. It's that simple.>

villager: <how do we convince her that we respect her?>

Nisa: <Tend to the shrine more often. Give offerings.>

-elsewhere-

Takehisa: "All packed?"

maki: yep!

Takehisa: "Well, enjoy yourself. Perhaps you'll have time to take in the sights."

-elsewhere-

stocking: *humming*

Amaimon: "Hello, teacher."

stocking: oh, hello amaimon.

rui: hello. *waves* ^^

Amaimon: "Rui and I were walking around."

stocking: so this is your new friend, eh?

rui: *nods*

Amaimon: "We were about to get lunch. I need money."

-elsewhere-

Damon: *flipping through sheet music* ._. "You can read this?"

soul: yeah. want me to teach you?

becky: sure.

Damon: *nods*

soul: alright then.

-elsewhere-

Kanin: *moving boxes* "Where to for this?"

genny: h-hall closet. .//////.

Kanin: "On it!" ^w^

Axel: "..." *whispers to Zeke* "What's with her?"

amelia: she has a crush on him.

genny: !!!! SHHHHHH!!!!

Axel: "Oh, for real?"

genny: SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! >//////<

Axel: "Yeah, that's rough, buddy. I mean, Kanin tends to be popular with everyone--"

Duncan: -_____-###

Yafeu: "YOU SHOULD HANG OUT WITH HIM FOR COFFEE OR SOMETHING!"

genny: MAY WE PLEASE FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND PLEASE?? >///n///<

hibiki: yeah, come on, guys.

Duncan: "Yes, because I can lift even more boxes than Kanin! Watch!" *tries to pick up 4 tall boxes--which all start to fall* "W-Wow!"

Axel: "..." *steps back*

-elsewhere-

kirako: *knitting something*

Kyoka: "How's it turning out?"

kirako: im sure he'll love it. ^^ *it's a beanie for her baby*

Kyoka: *nods* "It looks cute. When did you learn knitting?"

kirako: just one of those things i picked up in my spare time.

Kyoka: "Ah. Like learning a hobby. I used spare time to memorize maps of different cities."

kirako: ah.

Kyoka: "It was less violent than the other skills I learned...I haven't done much knitting."

kirako: would you like to learn?

Kyoka: *nods* "If you would be willing..."

-elsewhere-

miyuri: *face pressed to the window* WOOOOOW!

Kouyou: "Careful--you don't want to upset the ferris wheel's basket."

sonia: .___.

Chuuya: "Don't scare them--this is a well-constructed machine."

sonia: the sooner im back on the ground, the better.

miyuri: everything looks so small from up here!

Kouyou: "Like ants?"

miyuri: ants?

sonia: the small bugs that were in the garden the other day.

miyuri: ooooh!

Chuuya: "How far away can you see? All the way to the horizon?"

-elsewhere-

Kajii: *looking at something on his laptop, typing furiously*

ayako: dafuq he doin?

katya: *shrugs* he's been like that all morning...

Kajii: *shakes the laptop*

katya: ._.;

Kajii: <SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!> *starts imitating a Russian dance*

katya:.......

Pushkin:

katya: *kicks kajii in the face* <GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF YOU DAMN FOOL!>

Kajii: Q_Q <I'm learning a traditional dance here!>

katya: oh.

Kajii:

katya: <and what are we, rotten liver?> =_=#

Pushkin: "..." <Well, the first thing you should know is that before the wedding, the groom hosts his intended's friends to a banquet.>

katya: *nods*

Kajii: <Oh, really? I suppose...I'll need to rent a hall. What do you like, cookies?>

katya: <booze. lots of it.>

Pushkin: <And meat.>

Kajii: <Ooooo...kay?>

-elsewhere-

Asher: *asleep on the grass at the DWMA park*

izumi: asher?

Asher: *groans, wakes up* "...Huh?"

izumi: you ok?

Asher: "...I guess I fell asleep while lying down."

izumi: on the grass?

Asher: "...I was looking at clouds."

izumi: ah....want me to sit with you?

Asher: "..." *nods*

izumi: *smiles and sits next to them*....peaceful, isnt it?

Asher: *nods* "Nice and quiet after all the noisy classroom stuff."

izumi: yeah......

Asher: "I mean, your parents are getting married soon..."

izumi: yeah.....im glad. given my old dad was a genocidal abusive maniac, spirit's a huge upgrade.

Asher: "Yeah, I hear that. At least you'll get decent wedding food."

izumi: yeah.

Asher: "Your mom got the dress yet?"

izumi: *she nods*

Asher: "Cool...You a flower girl or something?"

izumi: *shakes head* i think nurse vanursa's kids are, though.

Asher: "Ah. They good at it?"

-elsewhere-

higuchi: alright, lunch stop!

Akutagawa: "What kind of food?"

-it's a diner-

Gin: "Maybe they still have breakfast."

Q: i want pancakes!

Akutagawa: "Maybe some fried chicken with it."

kuniko: i'll never understand why people put chicken with waffles. just baffles me.

Akutagawa: "Savory and sweet all in one."

kuniko: hmmm.

-elsewhere-

Rino: -_-# "Lazy old fart, can't even bother to pick up her own electronic components..."

yu: just this for today, sir.

Vendor: "You got it! Let's see, 4 circuit breakers--"

Rino: *nudges Yu as she gets to the counter* "Hey, I'm in a rush!"

yu: um i-i was in the middle of-

Rino: "Hurry up! I got to get this back to Haijima before her royal highness has a fit!"

Vendor: "Just a moment, kid--I was taking care of Yu's order first." *walks to the back room*

Rino: "..." *glares at Yu*

yu: .w.;;;;;;; *gulps*

Rino: "..." *grunts, crosses her arms* "Could this shop be any slower?"

-elsewhere-

Petra: "..." *leans into the garage, looking around* "..."

karin: can i help you?

Petra: "!!!" ^^; "O-Oh? Nothing...Just wanted to see if you all were working on anything..."

karin: just some repairs and tune ups right now.

Petra: "Yes, interesting...Can I watch?"

karin: sure, why not? just keep out of trouble, ya hear? ^^

Petra: "I always do." *sits on one of the garbage benches* "I just wanted to see something similar to Grandfather's work."

karin: ah. your grandad's a clock maker, right?

Petra: *nods* "Very well crafted, too."

karin: i'd love to see one of them one day. ^^

Petra: "Hmm...Let me see whether I can add one to this cathedral...It is in need of some more order after all." -^-

-elsewhere-

Benimaru: *staring at the doctor's office* "..."

kirei: *exits* well, the baby will be here by december.

Benimaru: "Did the doctor have any advice?"

kirei: mainly to keep an eye on my breathing and to pay attention if i feel dizzy.

Benimaru: *nods* "No medicine prescribed?"

kirei: not at the moment, no.

Benimaru: "..." *offers his arm* "Home?"

kirei: *nods* yes.

Benimaru: *walks with her* "How go shrine preparations for the festival?"

kirei: they're coming along nicely.

Benimaru: "Do I need to tell the firefighters to avoid practicing around there? Not really up for more repair work."

kirei: they could always practice on the outskirts. ^^;

Benimaru: "True, but that still leaves one problem--"

*something bright flies feet above them from the outskirts of town--and crashes through a building*

kirei: !!!!

*the smoke clears, revealing...*

Tsukiyo: *collapsed, her mallet next to her* @~@ "I went too hot..."

fang-hua: ^-^;;

Benimaru: "...Kohana, I thought I said to keep an eye on her."

-elsewhere-

izumo: *studying*

Shiemi: "Hmm...Number 4 on the practice test is difficult."

konekomaru: want me to help?

Shiemi: "Oh, sure! It's about demon familiars and commands."

konekomaru: i think i can help with that. *smiles*

Shiemi: "Great!" ^^ *looking over a chart of familiars* "I worry I'm missing some categories."

-elsewhere-

Black Star: *looking up at the rain clouds*

tsubaki: well, it's not as bad as it was...

Black Star: "Yeah, but if Nisa and the dragon are this fickle, what're the villagers going to do if the rain gets worse again?"

tsubaki: hmm....

*there's a little girl walking by with an umbrella--it looks like she's holding a small dragon figure...she goes to a pedestal at a nearby shrine and leaves it there*

tsubaki:....*small smile*

Black Star: "...Heh."

tsubaki: i think maybe...things might not be so bad.

Black Star: *nods* "..." *pats her hand*

-elsewhere-

Meme: "And then you add the chocolate syrup..." *turns the spoon through the glass of milk*

fani: huh....

Meme: "You're not lactose intolerant, are you?"

fani: not that i know.

Meme: "Then drink up--cheers!" *holds up a glass*

mio: *sips*

Meme: *sips, gets a milk mustache*

mio: !! *chuckles*

Meme: "???" *looks down* "Oh! Hee hee..."

fani:...*sips*

Meme: "So? How is it?"

fani:...not bad.

Meme: ^^ "See? New things can be awesome!"

fani:...i guess so.

Meme: "And now, Oreos!" *takes out a sleeve of cookies*

-elsewhere-

Karim: "..." *looking at the church up ahead* "Think you can handle the prayers? I...got to take care of something."

pearl: oh, ok.

Priest: *sweeping at the entrance* "!!! Oh! H-Hello. Didn't expect to see anyone..."

pearl: *nods* hello father cyprus.

Karim: *nods*

Cyprus: ^^ "It's good to see a smiling face. Ready to baptize your items?"

pearl: yes father.

Cyprus: *opens the door* "??? Karim? Aren't you going in?"

Karim: "I think I'll visit the cemetery, if you don't mind..."

Cyprus: *nods* "Of course."

pearl:....*enters*

Karim: *walks to the cemetery...looks at the sunflowers* "..." *grunts, sits on the bench* "..."

evergreen: ah, karim, good to see you.

Karim: "Hey, Sister. Hello. How're you?"

evergreen: i'm well, and yourself?

Karim: "...Honestly? Grouchy."

evergreen: oh no, is everything alright?

Karim: "...I don't know...Rekka, the White Hoods...Now hearing this sh...this stuff from the 8th about this Preacher founding our church..."

evergreen: !!!

Karim: "...Sorry. It's all a lot to hear."

-elsewhere-

sonia: ....

Chuuya: "Sonia? You busy?"

sonia: not really.

Chuuya: "Want to bake something?"

sonia:...ok.

Chuuya: "Feeling okay?"

sonia: just thinking...

Chuuya: "Want to talk about it?"

sonia: do you ever get nightmares?

Chuuya: "..." *nods*

sonia:...i get them too sometimes...

Chuuya: "And it's affecting your sleep?"

sonia:....im used to it....

Chuuya: "...But it's not something I want for you. If I can help, I want to."

sonia: thanks papa...

Chuuya: "Want to see someone about this?"

sonia:....*hugs*

Chuuya: *pats and strokes her back* "It's going to be okay."

sonia:...i wish mama could be here with us.....

Chuuya: "...So do I."

miyuri: papa! sonia! *wearing a big coat of chuuya's and a hat* ta-dah!!

Chuuya: "...Sonia, do you recognize this miniature version of me?"

sonia: ...*chuckle*

miyuri: ^w^

Chuuya: "So, 'Mini-Chuuya,' up for baking something?"

miyuri: *giggle* silly papa, miyuri's name is miyuri! and yes!

Chuuya: ^^; "Maybe cookies?"

-elsewhere-

Hibana: "Now press 'A' to jump."

hanako: *doing so*

*The video game character jumps onto the platform*

Hibana: "Yay!"

gabriella: good job, hanako! *claps*

Hibana: ^^ "Now we can practice aiming at opponents--AND CRUSH THEM!"

*the door to the 5th's HQ opens, as two people walk in*

hanako: ??

Rino: "Yo. I got your sh--" *spots Hanako* "...Stuff." *tosses down the duffle bag* "Yo, Yu--drop off the rest."

yu: im amazed at how much you got.

Rino: "Since the Princess loves to waste money, I'm not surprised--"

Hibana: -_-# "You little sh--...stuff." *spots Yu* "??? You're bringing men in here? Wait, aren't you the gopher for Vulcan?"

yu: yes ma'am, my name is Yu.

Hibana: "Hmph. I don't pay the 8th's lackeys to do my work for me--that's why I have Rino."

Rino: -_-# "And you barely pay me for that."

yu: ._.;;

Hibana: "...Fine." *puts a quarter in Yu's hand* "Thank you. You have been blessed by the beautiful and wealthy Hibana~" *wink*

yu:...uhhh...thank you?

Rino: "Consider yourself lucky. She usually makes men who aren't Tokuyama into her folding furniture."

-elsewhere-

Dazai: "I'll be back in a few. Need anything?"

atsushi: im good.

Dazai: "Got ya. You staying in?"

atsushi: yeah. im gonna try stretching a bit.

Dazai: "Heh, like a cat?"

atsushi: *sweatdrop* ha. funny.

Dazai: ^^ "I thought so! Lates!" *goes out the door--and slides down the stair bannister*

atsushi: ^^; (im sure he'll be fine...)

Dazai: *looks both ways before crossing the street...and keeps standing there...until he sees a car coming--and steps in front of it--*

atsushi: !!! DAZAI!!

-he runs after him-

Dazai: "Oh, Atsushi, you're finally up!"

-the car stops-

Driver: *looks out the window* "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU LUNATIC!"

atsushi: *runs up to dazai*

Dazai: *waves* "Hi! I'm with the city--just checking how drivers respond to jaywalkers!"

atsushi:....

Driver: "BULLSHIT! You do that to me again, I'll run you over next time..." *drives off*

Dazai: ^^;

atsushi:....maybe i should come with you...

Dazai: "No, no, I would never--" *spins, starts walking* "Well, if you insist."

atsushi:.....

Dazai: "Onward to the grocery!"

-elsewhere-

Akutagawa: "Zzz..."

Gin: "We're back."

hirotsu: welcome back.

naoya: sup!

Gin: "Hello. How has everything been?"

naoya: same old same old.

Gin: "I see. We'll be ready for work tomorrow."

-elsewhere-

Kanin: "That was a productive cleaning day! Who's up for a cafe visit?"

lukas: sounds great.

Axel: "Genny, you coming?"

genny: yeah. im hungry.

Asher: "...Fries would be good."

izumi: ^^

Duncan: *holding ice to his head* -3- "I want a parfait..."

-elsewhere-

Bon: *staring at photographs of various priests related to the Blue Night* "..."

lewin: find anything?

Bon: "I'm not sure...It's just a lot to remember how many people were lost that night."

lewin: yeah.

Bon: "You remember the girl we saw, Kyouko?" *points to a pic* "Her grandfather."

lewin: huh, i see the resemblance. she's a real feisty one, that girl. if she didnt hate my guts, she'd make a great ally.

Bon: "Yeah, small miracles...What's our next move? Interview people like her, the next of kin of the victims?"

-elsewhere-

Tanizaki: "Okay, that takes care of utilities while we're out."

kenji: what's next on the to-do list?

Tanizaki: "Well, while we're out of town, there are some assignments to hand out. Any of interest to you?"

kenji: *looks*

*looks to be missing persons, lost animals, taking paperwork to buildings...*

kenji: how about this one?

Tanizaki: "Oh, good one! Want to take someone like Ranpo?"

kenji: sure! *looks at the paper* dont worry doggy, you'll be home soon.

Tanizaki: ^^ "Maybe call the owner, too--I'm sure they will be happy to have you on the case."

-elsewhere-

Yohei: "Okay, test the moped now."

mana: *revving it up*

Yohei: "Okay, sounds good..."

Shotaro: "Oooo...You taking that to I-Island to demonstrate?"

mana: yup!

Yohei: "It's a little project but worth it. Plus, Mana should keep occupied whether with exhibition fighting or the vehicle race."

mana: ^u^

Shotaro: "Woooooooow. Hope you have fun! I'll have to stay here--not many good deeds to perform in a perfect spot like I-Island."

-elsewhere-

chihana: *scratching herself* these robes are so itchy. -~-;

mio-chan: i still dont get why we have to use these chains and sickles and stuff...

Lina: "Just focus on the task at hand."

mio-chan: right, right...

Miyako: "I-I just hope this goes well..."

-DIN-DON-DAN-DON-

voice: will all feathers please report to the main auditorium, the magius will be holding an assembly shortly to promote the new white feathers.

mio-chan: oh right, congrats on the promotion, lina!

Lina: *nods*

-elsewhere-

Vulcan: "...Only a quarter?" *looks at Iris* "Jeez, your sister is cheap."

iris: ^^;

yu: she's kinda scary...

shinra: kinda?!

iris: shinra!

shinra: sorry.

Vulcan: *backs up* "I mean, Haijima's had its tendrils all in the stuff we've been working on--and she's been at the heart of it."

shinra:...hmmm.....

Vulcan: *backs up* "I mean, Haijima's had its tendrils all in the stuff we've been working on--and she's been at the heart of it."

shinra:...hmmm.....

Takehisa: "Haijima does own the majority of patents on Fire Force equipment, even expanding to handle some technology related to fire abilities in Quirks, Dokeshi, and ability users. Plus, there was that incident in France recently."

iris: .....

Vulcan: "Disgusting. It's a freaking monopoly. If I wasn't working here at the 8th, all my

shinra: !!!! a blaze of brilliance!!

tamaki:....what?

shinra: hibana works with haijima, right?

Takehisa: "Yes, we have established that in this dialogue."

shinra: maybe we could convince her to help us get haijima to lay off vulcan a bit?

Vulcan: "??? She'd do that?"

shinra: maybe if we ask really nicely.

tamaki: plus we have iris.

iris: im not sure how i feel about being used as a bargaining chip. ._.;;

Takehisa: "It would not be the first time."

iris: *frowns*

Akitaru: "How about we not tease Sister Iris, Lieutenant?"

Takehisa: "..." *nods* "Sorry."

iris: i accept your apology.

Vulcan: "Maybe I could talk with her. Hell, bring in Viktor--he's with Haijima."

-elsewhere-

nana: why do i have to learn this stuff again?

Viktor: "So you can be an upstanding member of society. Plus, I'm already having to tutor Joker anyway so he can catch up on all the stuff he never learned while stuck with the Shadows."

Joker: "It's not my fault my education was limited--I'm just lucky I can read."

nana: upstanding member of society. _that's_ a laugh.

Viktor: "Well, we could lower the bar to 'tolerable denizen whose mostly follows conventional rules'--"

Joker: "Don't box me in by your societal rules." *shifts in the kiddie grade school desk--before falling backwards*

nana: *snerk*

Joker: "...When is recess?"

Viktor: *smacks Joker with the teacher pointer* "No recess until you finish the multiplication tables."

Joker: "OW!"

-elsewhere-

All Might: *cough cough wheeze* "Ugh..." ("Over-did it on that one...At least I stopped the truck in time...") *falls back into his chair*

-you have (1) new message-

All Might: "Huh..." *coughs, as he pulls up the message*

melissa: [dear uncle might, how've you been? i've been busy with school work mostly. the I-island expo is coming up soon, and i wanted to invite you to come over and surprise dad. im sure he'd be thrilled to see you again. look forward to hearing from you, melissa shield.]

All Might: "Melissa...Dave..." *shiny eyes* "A trip to I-Island to see them--it'd be like a mini-vacation!"

-elsewhere-

Bakugo: "I DON'T NEED MORE UNDERWEAR--STOP ASKING!" *SLAMS HIS SUITCASE SHUT*

-phone rings-

Bakugo: *answers* "WHAT?!"

eijiro: hey dude! you hyped for the expo? ^^

Bakugo: "I'M FIRED UP FOR IT! IF I CAN JUST GET THIS PACKING DONE!"

eijiro: yeah! that's what i want to hear! woot!

Bakugo: "YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THIS--WEASELING YOUR WAY INTO AN INVITE! AND DON'T HOG THE WINDOW SEAT!"

-elsewhere-

Iida: "FOR THE HONOR OF THE IIDA FAMILY, I WILL--"

Todoroki: "Just get your bag packed, damn it."

momo: ^^;;

Iida: "FOR THE HONOR OF THE IIDA FAMILY, I WILL--"

Todoroki: "Just get your bag packed, damn it."

momo: ^^;;

ochako: hey guys! we're here!

jirou: yo.

Mina: "Hi-ya! WHO'S READY TO ROCK I-ISLAND?!!!"

hagakure: WOOOOOT!!

Todoroki: "...This will be a long flight."

Iida: "I hope you all brought activities to help pass the time in a safe flight environment!"

-elsewhere-

Izuku: *putting out the trash*

-phone buzzes-

Izuku: "EEP!" *drops the trash into the can* ("I shouldn't have let Iida edit my phone's vibration function...") *looks at his phone*

-message from all-might-

Izuku: OwO; *reads*

-seems he got an invite as all-might's plus 1 for the i-island expo-

Izuku: "... ... ..." *calmly walks upstairs, back into the apartment...calmly shuts the door...calmly walks into the kitchen...*

inko: *washing dishes*

Izuku: "..." *SCREAMS*

inko: O_O GAAH!! *a dish slips out of her hands, and she scrambles to catch it* *phew*

Izuku: "I-ISLAND, MOM! I-FUDGING-ISLAND!"

inko: w-what what?

Izuku: "All Might invited me to go with him to I-Island--the Quirk research megaplex!"

inko: i-i-i-i island?!

Izuku: "I. Island!"

inko: w-what brought this up-

Izuku: "I don't know! All Might just send the invitation to me--Can I go?"

inko: it's a pretty big journey, will you be safe? what about your studies?

Izuku: "All Might says it will count as part of my course work, and he promises we'll be safe--I-Island is one of the most secured research institutions in the world!"

inko: i see...

Izuku: OwO *puppy dog eyes*

inko: well, be sure to keep in contact, alright?

Izuku: "I will call every night!"

-elsewhere-

eugenie: <are we really gonna see a music show today, mama?>

Hermine: <Yes! Are you excited?>

eugenie: ^w^

*suddenly, a giant whale suit person appears in front of the entrance, dancing at customers*

eugenie: <look mama! a whale!>

Guildenstern: *waves, twirls*

Hermine: <Oh--how festive...>

eugenie: <may we get a picture?>

edouard: ._.;;

Benedetto: -^-

Guildenstern: *nod nod* *points behind them--*

Hyde: "Bonjour!"

valentine: ^^;

Hyde: <Ah, Mademoiselle, what a delightful family! So full of life~>

valentine: <why thank you.>

Hyde: <They all yours?>

valentine: <yeah, they're my younger siblings...and my..my mom's here too.>

Hyde:

Guildenstern: *GROWL*

Hermine: "..." (" 'Mom'...")

eugenie: ^^

edouard: >->;;

Hyde: <Say 'cheese'!>

Benedetto: "???" <...Why?>

-click!-

eugenie: ^^

Benedetto: >_<#

-elsewhere-

izuku: *waiting at the bus stop with a suitcase*

*something is heard driving towards him...at a very fast speed...*

izuku: ._.;;

*it's a limo!*

izuku: *JAWDROP*

*the window rolls down and--*

All Might: "GREETINGS, YOUNG MIDORIYA! I HAVE ARRIVED--IN A FREAKING LIMO!"

izuku: this is rather formal! more than im used to anyway. not that that's a bad thing, because it really isnt!

All Might: "YES, I AM AWARE--" *cough cough* "Please...get in..." *he's steaming a bit...*

izuku: r-right! right! *enters*

All Might: *shuts the door, locks the doors, rolls up the window--* *POOF* *back in de-powered mode* *cough* "Th-Thanks..." *gestures to the 'driver'*

I-Island Robot: *BEEP BOOP* *keeps driving*

izuku: th-thank you again for the invite! this is so exciting!

All Might: "Yeah, sure--*cough*--You were my first choice. Sorry for the short notice--everything's been kind of hectic, huh?"

izuku: yeah.

All Might: "Did you remember your super suit?"

izuku: yes sir!

All Might: "Great! We'll be at the airport's private lane soon--I-Island provided the robots to fly us there."

Robot Butler: "WOULD YOU LIKE A REFRESHMENT?"

izuku: yes please.

Robot Butler: *opens its chest, revealing different soda dispensers*

izuku: wow!

-elsewhere-

licht: *walks onto the stage*

Benedetto: -_-; *leans against arm of chair*

eugenie: OwO

licht: *inhales* *begins playing*

eugenie: !!!!!

Benedetto: *falls off his hand* "?!"

valentine: *in awe*

Hermine: *silent*

-licht continues to play the song-

Edouard: *leaning in to listen*

-later-

eugenie:....

Benedetto: O_O

Edouard: <It was really good!>

valentine: ^^

eugenie:....<mama....i...>

Hermine: <Yes?>

eugenie: *shiny eyes*

Hermine: <Oh?>

eugenie: *nods*

Hermine: <Oh...Um, if you really want...>

-elsewhere-

Black Star: *looking out the plane window*

tsubaki: *resting*

Black Star: "...Think we'll have to go back there?"

tsubaki: who knows...

Black Star: "Hmm...Well, hope it works out--hate to drown because I pissed off the wrong dragon."

tsubaki: ^^; it'll be nice to get home...

Black Star: "Yeah. I just hope Belkia hasn't burned it down."

-elsewhere-

Belkia: *fire extinguisher spraying* "The pot roast is done!"

-elsewhere-

sonia: *petting a cat's head*

clarice: ^^ his name is banjo.

Chuuya: *sitting in the back yard*

mrs maynard: lemonade?

Chuuya: "Oh, thank you."

mrs maynard: ^^

miyuri: *coloring*

clarice's bro: 8D

Chuuya: "So it's you, Clarice, and that's her brother?"

mrs maynard: yep. my husband's at work right now, and my mama's upstairs asleep.

Chuuya: *nods* "Big family."

mrs maynard: *nods*

Chuuya: "How long you been in this neighborhood?"

mrs maynard: about two years now.

Chuuya: "It seems really welcoming. The kids love the park."

-elsewhere-

reiko: *getting out tarantula food* lunch time, elvira III.

Tetsutetsu: "How long you've had the pet?"

reiko: a while. i got her shortly after the passing of Elvira the second.

Tetsutetsu: "Kind of figured that part. What does she eat anyway?"

reiko: she usually eats crickets.

Tetsutetsu: "Ah! Eat up those crickets, Elvira III! GET STRONG!"

-elsewhere-

Karim: *quiet* "..."

pearl: father fulham?

Karim: "Hmm?"

pearl: are you alright?

Karim: "...Don't know. Not sure."

pearl: you've been rather quiet for a while...

Karim: "...What if it's all a lie."

pearl: ??

Karim: "What if this church--our church--is just whatever that Preacher is planning?"

pearl: what brought this on?

Karim: "The report to the Church from the 8th, about the Preacher having someone impersonate Raffles I."

pearl: .....

Karim: "...I believed. Even after what Rekka did, I prayed, I really thought this was what they had told me for years...Now..."

pearl:....im not sure what to say to help...

Karim: "...Sorry. I've been doing this a lot--just complaining."

pearl: hmm...maybe we should do something to cheer ourselves up. w-why dont we go get lunch?

Karim: "...Okay."

-elsewhere-

ochako: *looks out the plane window* woooow.

mineta: I NEED TO GET ONTO LAND! I NEED TO GET ON LAND RIGHT NOW BEFORE I HAVE A STROKE!! D8>

jirou: then perish.

Iida: "Very impressive view."

Todoroki: "..."

mina: *sleeping*

Jirou: -_-; "The music on the plane's stations is the worst. I think one of them just runs accordion music."

-elsewhere-

Hyde: *claps* "Great performances, Lichty-baby!"

licht: of course it was.

Hyde: "And the crowd went wild! From the little babies to the old farts with one foot in the grave!"

licht: yes. i know.

Hyde: "Okay, Mr Know-It-All--do you know how many kiddos were in the audience according to ticket sales? A LOT! You're molding the minds of the next generation!"

licht: of course i am. *poses* because im an angel.

Hyde: *claps* "YEEEEAH!" *stone face* "But seriously, one of those little brats will try to usurp you one day: you best be prepared to take them out."

-elsewhere-

hyakuya: *staring at the ceiling*

Kimizuki: *napping in a chair*

hyakuya: .......hey.

Kimizuki: *grunts* "H-Huh..."

hyakuya: the ceiling kind of looks like it has a pattern of a goat in it...

Kimizuki: "...What?" *looks up, stares* "...Looks more like a sheep."

hyakuya: i know the difference between a goat and a sheep, and that's a goat!

Kimizuki: "It's a sheep--where are the goat's horns?"

hyakuya: on it's head area, duh!

Kimizuki: "Show me--point to where you see one horn on this sheep's head!"

hyakuya: it's right there! see? *points*

Kimizuki: *follows her finger, looks...then looks back at her* "No, I don't."

hyakuya: no wonder you need glasses then. 7_7

Kimizuki: -_-; "Ha ha...Must just be a difference in perspective." *leans to look where she's looking from the bed*

hyakuya: you see it now, right?

Kimizuki: "...I'm not sure. It still looks like a fluffy goat."

hyakuya: hmph, sure.

Kimizuki: "..." *he's rather close*

hyakuya:......

Kimizuki: "..." *clears his throat, backs away*

hyakuya: ?? what?

Kimizuki: "N-Nothing...Go to sleep already."

hyakuya: it's still like, noon-ish.

Kimizuki: "You need your rest--go count goats or something."

hyakuya: haha, real funny.

Kimizuki: "I thought so." *sits in the chair again...just staring*

-elsewhere-

Kepuri: *on the roof* "Okay, WASHU, time for the test flight. You ready?!"

WASHU: ^o^

GET: -_-#

Kepuri: *examines WASHU* "Wings are in place. Wind conditions optimal...DEPART!" *presses a button on her remote control*

WASHU: *nyooom*

GET: D8<

Kepuri: "WOW! WASHU is already in flight in .02 seconds!" *talking into her phone* "Update on the project: WASHU is in flight! Score!"

GET: T_T

-meanwhile, on Mana's computer-

Death the Kid: Bryn: "I-Island?!"

mana: yep! super excited ^o^

Bryn: "You better kick butt out there and not get killed in the competition!" *happy roar*

mana: will do!

-shuffling in the other room-

Shotaro: -n- "Darn you, child safety measures--I'm stuck in this suitcase now. I just wanted to finish my good deed cleaning up the suitcase from inside when--"

*BOOM*

Shotaro: O_O;

mono: EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

Shotaro: "??? I hear someone running--"

*he hears the door open before slamming shut*

Emine: ("Need to hide...") *opens the first suitcase he finds--*

Shotaro: *adjusts his eyes to the light* "Emine! You've saved me! I--"

Emine: *shoves himself into the suitcase with Shotaro, closes it behind him*

Shotaro: D8< "EMINE!"

Emine: "...Scoot over. I'm hiding before she pesters me with loud yelling of 'How dare you.'"

mono: WHERE DID YOU GO?!

Shotaro: "??? I hear someone running--"

*he hears the door open before slamming shut*

Emine: ("Need to hide...") *opens the first suitcase he finds--*

Shotaro: *adjusts his eyes to the light* "Emine! You've saved me! I--"

Emine: *shoves himself into the suitcase with Shotaro, closes it behind him*

Shotaro: D8< "EMINE!"

Emine: "...Scoot over. I'm hiding before she pesters me with loud yelling of 'How dare you.'"

mono: WHERE DID YOU GO?!

Shotaro: "If I scoot over, will that count as a good deed?"

Emine: "Only if me making this space cramp counts as a bad deed."

Shotaro: "DEAL!" ^w^

Yohei: *walking through* "Keep it down, Mono. I--" *stares* "..." *bursts out laughing*

chie: what happened?!

Yohei: *laughing too much* "It-It's so perfect! HA HA HA!"

Assi: "???" *enters the hall* "What happened, Mono--"

-she is completely wet and purple-

Assi: "...Gee, I've heard of people feeling blue, but--"

Yohei: *cackling* "She must've upset Willy Wonka! BWA HA HA!"

mono: *MURDEROUS GLARE*

Assi: OwO; "I LOVE PURPLE! All things purple are great! Like grapes! Let's all have some grapes!"

Yohei: "...She's already a giant walking grape."

-DOUBLE UPPERCUT-

mono: YOU...YOU BAKAAAAAAS!!!

Yohei + Assi: X_X *KO'ed*

mana:....did she seriously just call them 'bakas'?

Tool: -_-; "Try not to kill Yohei before I-Island--we like keeping him around to fix the toilets."

Bryn: "What happened? I can't see. Was it an effective uppercut?"

Emine: "..." *small 'Ha' inside the suitcase*

-elsewhere-

All Might: *napping in his seat*

izuku: *looking at brochures on I-Island*

*it seems like everything is happening for the Expo: exposition fights; invention demonstrations; new food and cooking demonstrations; concerts; interviews; symposiums...*

izuku: wow. *big smile*

All Might: *sleep bubble pops* "Huh--Dave? What?"

izuku: just looking at these brochures. I-Island sure has a lot to offer, huh?

All Might: "Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. How 'bout I quiz you on its history, young Midoriya. What have you learned about it?"

izuku: well, it was founded in the early 60s, has a population of- *blah blah blah blah blah*

All Might: .w. "Uh huh...Uh huh..." -w- "Zzz..."

Robot Pilot: "NOW APPROACHING I-ISLAND."

izuku: ALREADY?!

All Might: *falls out of his seat* "AH! Oh...A superhero should always use seat belts." *ALL MIGHT MODE* "HA HA HA! Now, young Midoriya, to make the proper entrance as a superhero, you need to look the part! Take your suit and go change!"

Robot Flight Attendant: "RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR."

izuku: r-right right!

All Might: *takes his phone* "I'll have to let someone know we're arriving! I'm sure she'll be excited to see us."

-elsewhere-

Bakugo: -_-#

eijiro: *snoring and drooling on his shoulder*

Bakugo: "Saving on airplane tickets WAS NOT WORTH IT." *slams his plastic cup down* "MORE ORANGE JUICE, DAMN IT!"

mother: um, could you _not_ swear in front of my baby?

Bakugo: "Um, could you be a responsible parent and COVER THE BABY'S EARS?! The baby won't even retain this--not until they're, like, 3 or something!"

mother: D8<

Flight Attendant: ^^; "Young man, would you like to have an airplane pilot's pin?"

Bakugo: "Why would I want that crap--"

eijiro: yes please. =w=

Flight Attendant: "Here you go! Say, you two were in the UA Sports Festival! You're Eijiro and you're...Kacchan?"

eijiro: yeppers!

Bakugo: "..." *takes the travel pillow behind Eijiro--and screams into it*

eijiro: you excited too, bro?

Bakugo: *shaking with rage* "..." *pulls the pillow away, forces the most demonic smile possible* "YES. I'M SO HAPPY..."

eijiro: that's great, buddy! ^w^

Bakugo: "CAN WE JUST LAND THE PLANE ALREADY?"

Flight Attendant: "Unless you have a gravity quirk--"

Bakugo: *screams into the pillow again*

-elsewhere-

ochako: *SNEEZES*

Todoroki: "??? Coming down with a cold?"

ochako: im sure it's fine. ^^;

Iida: "Best pick up some vitamin C at one of the many advanced pharmacies on I-Island! I heard that they are testing out machines to diagnosis the best ways to treat symptoms of the common cold!" *opens a brochure to show it--*

Mina: O______O "HOLY CRUD, THAT'S A LOT OF NEEDLES!"

-elsewhere-

guruna:.....ahhh.. im SOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOORED~@

Assault: *eyes closed* "Silence. I'm focusing. ..." *nods to Arrow* "Shoot me."

arrow: *taking aim*

Haumea: *standing next to Guruna* -_-; "Just enjoy this, brat--maybe Assault will get a hole in his head."

Assault: *not moving, not opening his eyes...*

arrow: *shoots*

Assault: *doesn't move...but when the flame arrow approaches him, he holds up 2 fingers, splitting the arrow in two so it passes him, blasting into the wall*

guruna: neato torpedo!

Assault: *serious face* "After the embarrassments I have suffered, after being away from my home, I am ready to re-enter the battlefield for the glory of our leader." *picks up a cage with a rat in it* "Isn't that right, Nicky?"

Nicky: O____O *shaking with fear*

Haumea: "... ... ..." *slaps her forehead*

guruna: i wanna do something before i die from not doing anything!

Assault: "??? I was teaching Nicky how to put on clown make-up--"

Haumea: "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND GO BLOW SOMETHING UP!"

guruna: OwO

sasori: inka's complaining that we're out of chips.

Assault: "...Okay." *hands Nicky to Arrow* "He likes cheese and the fruit the scorpion girl keeps hiding."

arrow: ._. um....

Inka: *calling from her room* "WE'RE OUT OF CHIPS!"

Haumea: "THEN GO BUY CHIPS, TOO! JUST DON'T DO SOMETHING STUPID LIKE FAILING TO WEAR A DISGUISE OR SNEAKING LETTERS INTO PEOPLE'S LOCKERS OR FREAKING GOING TO CABARET CLUBS!!!"

Charon: "...You okay?"

Haumea: "I'M FUCKING PISSED!"

guruna: I VOLUNTEER!

Assault: *hands Guruna a hoodie as he takes off his cloak and puts one on*

-elsewhere-

shinra:....commander, we're out of chips!

Relan: *shivers*

Akitaru: "??? Who ate them all? I just bought some yesterday."

Arthur: *hiding in the cupboard, eating cookies*

tamaki: VULCAAAAAN!!! YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!! *holding up a baby boar*

Boar: *snorting, wiggling*

shinra:...how.

Arthur: *pushes the door open* "Sir Bors the Younger, is that you?"

Vulcan: *walking by* "Too busy setting up the mud pit--and you're holding him wrong." *keeps walking*

tamaki: well he was eating a bag of chips in my bed! bag and all!

Takehisa: "That explains that. Unfortunately, some of us have important paperwork to do." *he's wearing a Dr Seuss hat*

Akitaru: *rubbing his temples* -___-### "Okay...Who wants to go out and get more food?"

shinra: well, it was in tamaki's room, so she should do it.

tamaki: WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT?!

Akitaru: "Fine, sure, let's go with that!" *runs after Vulcan* "Get back here, you tree-hugger!"

Relan: .___.; "I feel like this went wackier in the opposite direction..."

tamaki: -_- *sigh* can this day get any weirder?

-and so-

Hyde: "--and we're having a sale on laundry detergent, too!"

tamaki: thanks, but i'll just take these chips today.

Hyde: "You like them spicy, huh?"

tamaki: im just getting what was on the list.

-in the bushes-

guruna: how does it look?

Assault: "I have sight on the shopkeep. He is still talking to the customer...What can be so interesting about potato chips to keep talking like that?"

guruna: *peeks* !!!! *heart eyes* TAMAKINS!!

Assault: "??? I do not remember--must be the brain damage. Who is 'Tamakins'? ...Where are we?" *looks around*

tamaki: 0_0;;

Hyde: "??? Oh, no--it's not that 'trench coat flasher in the bushes' again, is it?" *picks up a broom* "Do I have to call the cops again?!"

guruna: *ducks* OwO;;;

Assault: "...Is she your girlfriend? Do we know her?"

tamaki: *pays for the chips and walks away quickly*

guruna: *sigh* i hate to see you leave but i love watching you go.

Assault: "..." *calls out* "Hey, Tamakins! Your girlfriend--"

guruna: no, we gotta focus, we got to get chips. tamakin and her fine body will have to wait for now.

Assault: "..." *pat pat* "I understand. We all have our priorities. Come along--we will procure the chippings of potatoes and depart..." *walks with Guruna into the convenience store*

Hyde: "??? Oh, hey, you're new."

guruna: yes. we are customers who have not yet come to this store but we have always lived in town. yes.

Assault: *deposits the chips* "We are taking these."

guruna: yes, these exactly.

Hyde: "Okay, let me ring them up...And with taxes, that'll be $13.31. Cash or credit?"

Assault: "Yes, we are a credit to humanity."

Hyde: "...Huh? Cash or credit, man?"

guruna: OwO

Hyde: "...Cash? Dinero? Greenbacks? Money? Coin? Bills? Benjamins? Lord Death's bank notes?"

Assault: "..." *pushes a greeting card display, grabs the snacks, runs*

guruna:............would you accept this perfectly smooth pebble in exchange?

Hyde: *already dialing 911* "Hello, police? Yeah, shiny pebble again..."

-one daring escape later-

Assault: *loud sigh* "That was a close one."

guruna: QwQ law enforcement is scary. very scary. what now?

Assault: "Well, we're criminals now. I mean, for stealing, not just murder, torture, and child kidnapping...I suggest we get back to the base immediately."

guruna: but haumea will be mad if we dont have the chips!

Assault: "I did grab them on my way out. ...Oh, no, they're crushed."

guruna: OwO;;;;;

Assault: "...Want to rob another store?"

*a small child walks by, carrying groceries*

guruna: GIVE US YOUR CHIPS!!

Child: "?!!! EEP! A monster!" *picks up a rock, throws it at her*

guruna: KYUU! XwX~@ awawaaaa

Assault: "Give up your wealth, child..." *aims a gigantic fiery bullet* "...or die."

Child: Q____Q *drops the groceries, runs away crying*

guruna: *examines* there's no chips.....what the hell is a 'nutella?'

Assault: "Likely something with nuts?"

guruna: how does-....!!! look!

tamaki: *in front of a vending machine*

Assault: "Seriously? She's still here? It's like an omen...a wicked black feline omen..." *glares* "Let's kill her."

tamaki: *tapping her foot* come on....come oooon...

*a small bag falls....and gets stuck*

tamaki: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

guruna: OwO

Assault: *forms his fingers like a gun, aims...* "Perish."

tamaki: *bends down and sticks arm into the slot to get the bag*

guruna: wait! this is important!

Assault: "??? She's a bad omen. How could what she's doing be important?"

guruna: in this position, we can get a fantastic view of her butt!

Assault: "..." *tilts head* "...And?"

tamaki: *tries to pull her arm out. but it's stuck* SON OF A FUCKING FUCK!!

guruna: *drooling* huehuehuehuehuehue~@@

Assault: "...I'm still really confused. If you find her attractive, why don't you recruit her into our organization?"

guruna: i tried, but she was a bit tsundere to accept my affections. =3= but she doooes have chips. so if we catch her, we get the chips and i can make tamakins my little pet! it's a win win! *nosebleeding*

Assault: "...Very well. How do we proceed?"

guruna: allow me~ *sneaking up with grabby hands*

tamaki: *trying to pull her arm out*

Assault: *aiming just in case...*

guruna: *about to grab tamaki*

-just then, tamaki somehow pulls THE FREAKING MACHINE UP AND OVER HER WHICH SMACKS GURUNA RIGHT TO THE GROUND-

tamaki: *pulls her arm out* SUCCESS BITCH!

Assault: "?!!!" *aims--*

tamaki:....oops. *takes the bag of chips and runs*

Assault: *fires--and it hits a tree* "..."

*the tree is falling towards the machine...*

-CRASH-

Assault: .____.;;; "..." *walks up to the machine...takes a branch off the tree...pokes Guruna's body*

guruna: *groans, slivers of glass all over her face making her bleed* im fiiiiiiine....ish....

Assault: "...You got...a little something on your face."

-elsewhere-

stocking: alright, any questions?

Amaimon: *raises his hand* "What about earth elemental tamers?"

stocking: ah yes. it's important to be attuned to that kind of energy, but some demons can exert power stronger than even a tamer's, so caution is important.

Amaimon: "I see...So, hypothetically, a demon could take control of someone else's earth elemental and turn it against them."

stocking:...........come see me after class.

Amaimon: "Am I being rewarded?"

-elsewhere-

Kid: "And that's the Van Gogh that Father acquired."

shiori: ahh..

Kid: *smiles* "Father likes to keep a wide range of art. Very colorful, isn't it?"

shiori: gaga!

Kid: "Hee hee...I really like how many curves there are--very lively."

-elsewhere-

Hermine: *looking through a list of jobs online* "..."

valentine: <you alright, mom?>

Hermine: <Hmm? Oh, yes. Just searching through the jobs list again...>

valentine: <is there anything i can do to help?>

Hermine: <No, it's fine.> *smiles* <Just keep an eye on the others while I wrap up this search...>

valentine: <alright...>

-elsewhere-

miyuri: *sleeping on the couch*

Chuuya: "Guess she tuckered herself out."

sonia: yeah. its amazing how easy she tires out after burning off all that energy she builds up. must be nice for her.

Chuuya: "Maybe it's the physical exercise...Sonia, maybe you'd like to play a sport?"

sonia: i've never given much thought to it...

Chuuya: "How about a basketball hoop over the garage?"

sonia: maybe.

Chuuya: *nods* "Well, how about a snack?"

-elsewhere-

Gin: "Did you wash your hands?"

Q: yes mama.

Gin: "Hold them up, please." *imitates holding up her own hands*

Q: *doing so*

Gin: "Very good." *sets his plate in front of him*

Q: ...what is this?

higuchi: stuffed peppers.

Q:...*pokes it with his knife*

Gin: "It's tasty. And it won't bite."

Q:....*sniffs it* is it yucky?

kuniko: it's a little hot, but that doesnt make it bad.

Gin: "Want just a small bite to start?"

Q: hmm....

Akutagawa: "...Just eat it already, or you'll stay small and scrawny."

Q: >XP

Gin: "Ryu, behave."

Akutagawa: "..." *nom*

-elsewhere-

Haumea: "... ... ...Well, this is a shit-fest."

guruna: *face all bandaged* i think i broke some ribs.

friz: look at the bright side, they brought chips! and other snacks too!

Bee: "Nutella FTW!"

Assault: "We were not seen. At least, I don't think so. The cat woman may have noticed. Perhaps."

guruna: *giggling*

Haumea: -_-### "Spirals, you're still not considering roping her into this organization, are you? She doesn't even have the Adora Burst! We need the Kusakabe kid!"

guruna: =3=

irina: how are even half of these fools competent?

Charon: "I credit the leadership of the Preacher."

dahlia: implying the preacher is foolish are you?

Charon: "You misunderstand: the Preacher's leadership allows for success _despite_ the fools here."

irina: hmph. pitiful. physical strength means nothing if one doesnt have the mental strength along with it.

Charon: "I've done the best as I can as Guardian to prepare the mental wherewithal for Pillars like Haumea, Sho, and now Inka. You have a better idea?"

-elsewhere-

Arthur: "??? You couldn't get barbecue chips?"

tamaki: i have them right here. *her left arm is bruised*

Arthur: "??? What happened to your arm?"

tamaki: -_-# vending machine.

Arthur: "??? What happened to your arm?"

tamaki: -_-# vending machine.

lisa: hey tamaki, vulcan was just looking for you.

Arthur: "??? He's still in his workshop?"

lisa: yeah, he wanted to talk to tamaki about something, but i cant say what it is yet.

Arthur: "???" *looks at Tamaki*

tamaki: ok then?

-elsewhere-

???: *staring at a rejection letter...*

???: well?

Letter: "--and while we appreciate advancements in the studies of Quirks, you must be aware of the potential for this technology to be abused. Therefore, we again reiterate our strongest rejection of this plan and will continue to enforce a ban on your research on this project--"

???: *sighs, slides the paper over* "They will not consider our appeal. It's over."

???: a-are they serious?! after all we've done for them?! they cant do this to us!

???: "They said 'no,' Sam: the Board will not listen to us, they won't return our materials...And at this rate, without a new project, we're not going to have a place here much longer."

sam: this is bad, what do we do?

???: "..." *shakes his head* "What can we do? Not like we can just walk in and take the tech back."

sam: hmm....

???: "...When does our 'friend' arrive? I need to make sure they can get in."

-elsewhere-

Concierge: "Greetings! Welcome to the I-Island Apex Resort. How may I help you?"

momo: we're here for our room reservations?

Concierge: "Name, please?"

momo: yaoyorozu?

Concierge: "Ah, here they are! You have one luxury suite and one standard room, yes?"

momo: indeed.

Concierge: "Very good. I just need your credit card and identification, please."

ochako: hey, you can always come visit our room too.

Mina: "I just hope the beds are comfy--need some beauty sleep after the flight."

-elsewhere-

kaminari: we made it!!

Mineta: Q___Q "..." *kisses the ground* "Oh, God, I thought I was going to die!"

kaminari: i'll never take the ground for granted again!

sero: dudes, chill.

Tokoyami: "So embarrassing..."

rikido: we should probably check in now. according to the mass text, iida said the hotel isnt too far off.

Koda: *signing* <Knowing him, I'm sure they are detailed directions...> ^^;

kaminari: but first, selfie! *snaps pic*

Tokoyami: -_-; "No flash, please."

Mineta: *covering his mouth* "I feel like I'm going to puke..."

-elsewhere-

I-Island Security Robot: "IS YOUR FRIEND GOING TO BE OKAY?"

Bakugo: *tied up in a straight-jacket and Hannibal Lecter mask, shaking in it*

eijiro: must be nerves from the flight.

Security Bot: "OUR ON-SITE MEDIC IS EXCELLENT." *prints out a medical referral* "ENJOY YOUR STAY ON I-ISLAND, MR. KIRISHIMA."

-elsewhere-

Todoroki: *texting home* [at the hotel]

fuyumi: [glad 2 hear]

Todoroki: [i'm going to find a meal. let me know about any souvenirs]

-elsewhere-

All Might: *passing through security with Izuku* "--and as you know, I-Island's patents generate billions of dollars annually!"

izuku: wow!

All Might: "Just think of all the new people you'll get to meet! Stay close while we're out there--we want to make sure you get the most you can for your course credit!"

izuku: yes sir!

Security Bot: "TOSHINORI YAGI. IZUKU MIDORIYA. YOU ARE APPROVED." *opens exit* "WELCOME TO I-ISLAND. ENJOY YOUR STAY."

izuku: woah...

*the island is a bustling gorgeous sight...multiple visitors are milling about, watching street performers...giant musical notes are floating from the amphitheater...*

izuku: so much to do, so little time @_@

All Might: "Pace yourself, Young Midoriya! Perhaps use those incredible note-taking abilities of yours to prioritize your options in "yes," "no," and "maybe"!

patron: ?? hey! it's all-might!!

All Might: OwO "...HA HA HA!" *dramatic pose* "Hello, I-Islanders and visitors!"

-lots of cheering, with one patron getting so excited the froth at the mouth and pass out-

All Might: "Yes, hello!" *shakes hands* "Welcome! Happy to have you hear! Welcome! Hello! Hi!"

person 1: WE LOVE YOU!!

person 2: HE SIGNED MY LUNCHBOX!!

Person 3: "HE SIGNED MY ROCK!"

All Might: "I love you too, citizen!"

person 4: does his suit glow in the dark?

All Might: "Only the Silver Age variant! It left the worst residue on my hands..."

izuku: *getting squished* X~X (help)

All Might: *recording a video for someone* "GREETINGS, INTERNET! I AM ALL MIGHT! AND YOU ARE WATCHING THE HERO FAN NETWORK! ..." *looks off camera* "Was that good? Should I do it again?"

-elsewhere-

Kid: "Welcome home!"

stocking: hi kiddo~

Kid: ^^ "How are you? How was class?" *closes the door behind her*

stocking: long, i had to give amaimon a lecture, which was exhausting. *flops onto the couch*

Kid: "Sorry...I bet he's being a handful." *pats her back* "Shall I bring you something sweet to perk you up while we talk?"

stocking: yes. chocolate cake?

Kid: "Coming right up~" *walks to the kitchen*

stocking: *lays down* maaaan i could hibernate for years....

Kid: *returns with cake and milk* "Comfy?" *grabs a blanket*

stocking: yes. =w=

Kid: *tucks her in, then holds up a spoonful of cake*

stocking: ahhh~

Kid: *feeds her* ^^ "How is it?"

stocking: delicious~

Kid: *spots a bit on her lip* *leans in for a quick kiss*

stocking: *smooch* hehe~

Kid: "Quite delicious~"

-elsewhere-

Vulcan: "What do you think?"

tamaki: hmmm, maybe make the skirt a skort?

Vulcan: "??? What's a 'skort'?"

lisa: a skirt with shorts under it. like a two-in-one.

Vulcan: "Ah, good plan--it'll avoid any wardrobe malfunctions."

-elsewhere-

Umika: "I hope you're okay with waffles for a snack."

kazumi: heck yeah!

Umika: ^^ "Well, dig in!" *sets out different syrups*

-elsewhere-

Amaimon: *sitting on a stack of books* "...I'm learning as fast as I can."

maid: i see lady stocking really handed it to you today, huh?

Amaimon: "Indeed. But I'm sure I can recover from this the way all students do...by sucking up to the teacher. How many cupcakes are in the fridge?"

maid: *sweatdrop*

Mephisto: ^^# "I suggest tutoring...It'd do you good to have someone visiting for that."

maid: that's an excellent idea, sir.

Amaimon: "Any tutor in mind?" *noms on candy* "Someone with the answers for the tests?"

Mephisto: "... ... ..."

maid: *sigh* good grief.

-elsewhere-

Damon: "Dad...I think we're lost." *looking at the subway map*

soul: it's ok, we'll end up somewhere familiar soon.

becky: i wont let anyone mug us, dad.

*in the subway station, someone has a violin case open and is playing for coins*

soul: ....*hands them 5 dollars*

Musician: *smiles, nods*

Damon: "??? Do a lot of musicians play in Death City?"

soul: sure, there's all kinds of people in the world.

Damon: "Huh. People who play stuff other than what Uncle Licht and Uncle Wes play?"

soul: yeah, there's people who play flutes, guitars, trombones, trumpets, all kinds of things.

Damon: "..." *small giggle* "Not at the same time, right?"

soul: you'd be surprised.

-elsewhere-

Mount Lady: *looking over drinks at the menu* "??? What the hell is a 'Spicy Death,' Midnight?"

midnight: you'll see~ but i wouldnt recommend it for the inexperienced.

Mount Lady: -_-# "I'm not a baby--I can handle this!" *slams fist down* "Barkeep! One Spicy Death! ...Please."

bartender: a-are you sure about tha-

Mount Lady: *bedroom eyes* "Pretty please~?"

bartender: .///. well, dont say we didnt warn you...

-and so-

Mount Lady: *slamming her fist on the table, screaming for--* "MIIIIIILK!"

midnight: *sigh* i warned her.

-elsewhere-

Yumi: "The council meeting is coming up. Raffles is not having a flexible schedule."

lord death: hmm..

Yumi: "Mephisto said he'll be fine with any schedule--then made an awful time pun I ignored. Hmm...I feel like I'm forgetting someone."

lord death: *checks the list*

Yumi: "Nezu is one..."

-elsewhere-

Monoma: *SCREAMS*

juuzo: what?! WHAT HAPPENED?!

tokage: i just asked if he needed a hand. *holds up her severed hand*

Monoma: *whines, then passes out*

Tetsutetsu: "HEY, WE'VE TOLD YOU THAT CREEPS PEOPLE OUT!"

reiko:...._i_ thought it was pretty funny.

Shoda: ^^; "You would think you'd get used to this--it's not too surprising to see this range of abilities."

kinoko: dude, that's rad.

Kaibara: -_- *fanning Monoma* "This is why we're not taken seriously."

-elsewhere-

All Might: *sighs* "Sorry about that--you can imagine how hard it is to get away from fans. I mean, from your own experience..."

izuku: yeah.

All Might: *pat pat* "Let's get you something to eat. What you feeling?"

izuku: maybe one of the restaurants? I-island has a huge variety of eateries, from pizza places, to popular fast-food chains, to cafes, to- *mutter mutter mutter*

All Might: ^^; "Let's try something hearty and protein-filled!"

???: uncle might!!

Izuku: "??? 'Uncle'?"

All Might: "Oh my--Melissa!" *runs up to her*

melissa: *hugs* ^^ it's so good to see you again.

All Might: *pat pat* "Same here! It's been so long--look at tall you've gotten!"

Izuku: ._.;

melissa: hm? oh, i didnt know you got a new sidekick now. it's nice to meet you, im melissa shield. *offers hand*

Izuku: *shivers, stands up right* "DEKU!" *holds out hand, shakes*

melissa: nice to meet you, deku.

All Might: "I wouldn't say young Izuku Midoriya here is my sidekick--but he is my charge and student at UA."

Izuku: ^w^; "Nice to meet you as well. So, you're All Might's family?"

melissa: well, my dad was another of his sidekicks back in the day.

Izuku: "O-Oh! You're David Shield's daughter?"

melissa: yep, that's right. he's actually the reason invited you here, uncle might. he doesnt know it yet, and i wanted to surprise him!

All Might: "..." *small squee* "This'll be so much FUN!"

Izuku: *rubbing his scarred hand*

-elsewhere-

*in a shadowy corridor of I-Island, there's an infrared sensor...that suddenly turns off before someone steps along that path*

???: *looking out at the city from the vantage point* "..."

???: so when's the party gonna start, boss?

???: "If the eggheads' schedule is accurate, tomorrow night. Better get your best suits on, folks."

-elsewhere-

ochako: ho. ly. shit. look at this! they have ALL the consoles here!

Mina: *looking* "?!!! Hold up, ladies...This game isn't supposed to be released until December!!!"

ochako: truly we are being spoiled.

Mina: "Yes, indeed...But for now, WE'RE PLAYING ALL THE CONSOLES!" *powers them up*

jirou: fuck. YES!

momo: ._.;;

-elsewhere-

Tokoyami: *looking at the map* "Quite a number of dining options. Hmm...I wonder whether this cafe has poetry readings."

kaminari: dude. hotel room has a hot tub. you thinking what im thinkin? *holds up bubble bath*

Mineta: -n- "You aren't a chick, so no."

kaminari: it'll be a riot!

mezou: do NOT put bubble bath in the hot tub.

Koda: ._. *signing* <We'll end up having to pay damages.>

-elsewhere-

Todoroki: *walking by himself, glancing at the buildings*

Person 2: "Oh, they are! That's Shoto Todoroki!"

girl: kya~ he's even more dreamy in person! <3

Bakugo: *walking from the opposite direction* "Everything is too bright here--what's the energy bill even?"

Todoroki: *stops at one window, looking at the mannequins* ("...The fashion show here is going to be bizarre, I'm sure of it.")

guy: holy shit, that's kacchan!

Bakugo: *bump--* "Hey, watch it--?!!! ICY-HOT?!"

Todoroki: "...Hello. I didn't expect to see you--"

-several people croud around them-

Todoroki: "...Oh no."

fangirl: GYAAA~ TODOROKIII!

Bakugo: "?! Hey! Haven't you heard of personal space!"

fangirl 2: so hot!

Todoroki: ._.;;; "...Hi?"

guy: does he glow in the dark?

fangirl 3: I WANT YOUR BABIES!!

Bakugo: "Back up already!"

Todoroki: O_O;;;;;

fangirl 4: MARRY ME!

Todoroki: "Um..." *whispers* "Bakugo, help me out--"

girl 5: CALM DOWN YOU LUNATICS! THEY'RE STILL IN SCHOOL!

Bakugo: "... ... ..." *smirks*

Todoroki: >_< "I'm asking you, one pro hero to another--"

Bakugo: *nudges Todoroki towards the fans* "Here's your man-meat, folks!"

girl 6: do you have a crush on anyone?

Todoroki: "I-I...Crush? I don't...crush people. I'm a hero. Heroes don't crush..." *EXE error*

Bakugo: "BWA HA HA HA! Oh, this is improving my day..."

girl 6: i mean is there anyone you like? or love maybe? 7w7

girl 5: DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO SENSE OF PRIVACY?!

Todoroki: -_-; "That's personal. I don't go around asking people about their relationships..."

Bakugo: "That doesn't sound like you're saying you're taken, Shoto!"

Todoroki: -_-###

-elsewhere-

ochako: *sneezes*

Mina: "Oh, you caught something on the plane? That circulated air does me in all the time."

ochako: i dont _feel_ sick, probably just nothing.

-elsewhere-

Fan: "I HEART YOU, KACCHAN--"

Bakugo: "I'LL KILL YOU!"

Todoroki: "..." *small smirk*

Aoyama: "Bonjour, I-Islanders! We from UA are overjoyed to be visitors to your fine--"

Tourist: *walking by* "I think the toilet is this way, Hank."

Aoyama: "..." *dramatic poses in succession...*

girl: what the heck is he doing?

guy: some weird new trend on the mainlands?

Girl 2: "I think it's performance art? Maybe an installation? Or a hidden camera prank?"

Aoyama: "Shiny~" *charges up his belt to let it light up*

guy 2: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WEIRDO DOING?!

other guy: does it glow in the dark?

Aoyama: "Let me give I-Island an early fireworks display!" *shoots a laser into the sky*

-elsewhere-

Emine: "Zzz..."

Shotaro: *hugging Emine* "Zzz..."

mana: *asleep on the plane*

Tool: *sipping kiwi juice* "..." *looks across the aisle at Chie, Yohei, and Toru* "Nervous about your demo?"

Yohei: *slight shrug*

toru: *asleep*

chie: *rocking him and humming*

Yohei: "Who knows--could be a good opportunity to get better business--"

Kepuri: *chuckling to herself, fiddling with WASHU*

GET: *buckled in, struggling to open a bag of peanuts*

-elsewhere-

nea: alright, since chie left us a list of chores to do, we'll each take turns doing them throughout the week.

Shinoda: "Seems fair. I'm sure Shotaro will be chomping at the bit to do most of them."

lin-kimpur: HAS ANYONE SEEN EMINE?!?!

Shinoda: "?! No, we haven't..."

setsuna: showtaro left a note.

Shinoda: *looks* "...His handwriting is unreadable."

lin-kimpur: *squints*

Shotaro’s note: "Dear Mom--Got stuck in luggage with Emine. Going to I-Island. Please feed the strays. Love, Shotaro."

lin-kimpur: 0_0 *faints*

Shinoda: ._.; "I wonder whether they have Internet on the plane for a message..."

-elsewhere-

Kimizuki: *checking the vending machines*

mitsuba: *checking her phone*

Kimizuki: "Darn..." *looking between the chocolate mini donuts and the glazed mini donuts*

Yoichi: "Any work?"

mitsuba: not much...*sigh*

Yoichi: "Not the best way to start any vacation..."

Kimizuki: *counting coins* "...Screw it." *gets both*

shinoa: why dont we take a trip to tombstone once akane's better?

Yoichi: "Oh, neat! Like old west stuff?"

shinoa: yep. ^^

Kimizuki: -_-; "Shouldn't we focus on getting back to base?"

shinoa: what's wrong with having a little fun now and then?

Yoichi: "...He probably doesn't want Akane to see him in a cowboy outfit."

mitsuba: *snickers*

Kimizuki: "?!! Th-That's not...Shut up!"

-elsewhere-

All Might: "Oooooo--NACHOS!"

Izuku: ^^; "Melissa, how long have you been on I-Island?"

melissa: as long as i can remember, really.

Izuku: "Man...This place is incredible! I can't even keep track of all the innovations--" *his hand moves to grab the ketchup--*

Ketchup: "HELLO." *squirts ketchup onto his plate*

Izuku: OwO "...Robotic condiment holders..."

melissa: yep.

Waiter: *walks by--and slips on the ketchup that spilled over* D8>

melissa: ah!! *presses a button*

*nice catch*

Waiter: Q___Q

Izuku: "..." *jaw falls*

All Might: "HA! Excellent work, Melissa!" *thumbs up*

melissa: thanks. it's a little pet project im working on.

Izuku: "That's so cool! What's it made of? What kind of polymer is it?"

melissa: well, it's kind of a plastic that can be reshaped into different forms.

Waiter: *wiping himself off*

Izuku: *pokes the plastic--and it wraps around his arm* "EEK!"

melissa: ah!!

Izuku: *tied up in the plastic* Q___Q

All Might: "See, this is why we touch with our _eyes_, Young Midoriya..." *steals a fry from Izuku's plate*

-elsewhere-

Yohei: "And the luggage is all automated, brought right to us."

Kepuri: *shiny eyes* "This is the most beautiful airport I have ever seen..." TwT

mana: even the drinking fountains are futuristic!

Tool: *pushes the button--and it plays music while the water comes out* "...This seems like a waste of resources..."

Robot: "IT IS DESALINZIED, SIR."

Tool: "Oh, the luggage's here..."

Luggage: *THUMP*

chie: ???

*a slithering finger pokes through a hole in the suitcase, trying to reach the zipper--*

Yohei: O_O;

chie: *SCREAM*

*the zipper comes undone, as two bodies drop out of the luggage*

Shotaro: *falls on his face*

Emine: *lying on the floor, looking up at the ceiling*

mana:.....

chie:......

Shotaro: "...Hi! I need to do my good deed!"

Emine: "I need to do a bad deed."

-elsewhere-

melissa: well, here's my dad's lab.

All Might: *looking at David's desk* "Ah, befitting of a sound mind!"

Izuku: *looking at some taped-up boxes*

*the door slides open*

David: "--so we'll need to finish up--?!!"

melissa: surprise!

All Might: "DAVID!" *bear hug, bear hug lift* "I AM SO OVERJOYED TO SEE YOU IN PERSON AGAIN!"

David: "A-All Might?!"

Izuku: .w.;

melissa: i invited him over for the expo to surprise you, dad.

David: "Ha...Th-This is a surprise! ...You can put me down, buddy!"

All Might: "Ah, of course!" *lowers David, pats his shoulder* "I'm just so happy that Melissa suggested it! We have a lot to catch up on!"

sam: dont we have work to do?

David: "...Oh. Yes, um, Melissa? It's going to be pretty late for us..."

melissa: right. hey izuku, do you have a place to stay?

Izuku: *nods* "The hotel, I think Apex?"

All Might: "You'll have to stop by for breakfast, David! We have a lot to talk about..."

David: "..." *nods*

-elsewhere-

Magaki: "So it was a witch and a dragon?"

tsubaki: more or less, yes.

Black Star: "A really bratty witch. With ice powers."

otogiri:...hmm.

Belkia: "We could rent her out for parties and ice sculptures, then the dragon can be the curtain call act!"

tsubaki: i dont think that's a do-able.

-elsewhere-

mana: WHAT WERE YOU TWO THINKING?!?

Emine: "I did it for the laughs."

Shotaro: "I just act without thinking."

mana: honestly, you two...

Shotaro: "But they gave us such cool I-Island souvenirs!" *he and Emine have to wear collars around their necks*

Emine: "They are GPS devices, as we were un-ticketed. ... Do these explode?"

chie: ._.;;

Tool: "Hang on--let me talk to it..." *puts his ear up to Emine's collar* "Uh huh...Oh...Oh my..."

Emine: "Well?"

Tool: *flicks Emine's forehead* "No, stupid."

Emine: -_-# "...I will make your sleep miserable, you ugly--"

toru: *eating baby food*

Yohei: "Eat up--you'll need the energy when we check out all the attractions tomorrow before the shin-dig."

toru: chin-dig!

Yohei: ^^ "Chin-dig indeed!"

Shotaro: "So, where are we sleeping?" *looking around the rooms*

Kepuri: -_-# "Not my room, gross boy."

chie: im sure there's some sleeping bags. ^^;

Emine: "I will call room service for essentials." *opens the menu* "How much is the caviar?"

-elsewhere

Bakugo: "..." [hey]

itsuka: [how's i-island?]

Bakugo: [the people are annoying af. the scenery is pretty cool] *attaches pic of the musical notes floating over the buildings*

itsuka: [wow! that's so cool. ^^]

Bakugo: [yeah. they got exhibit fights tomorrow so that'll be kickass]

itsuka: [cool! wish i were there too]

Bakugo: [same. u doin ok?]

itsuka: [yeah.] *she sends a pic of herself with her hamsters*

Bakugo: [adorable. they eating well?]

-elsewhere-

ochako: *yaaaaaawn* im beat.

Mina: *already passed out on the couch*

Hagakure: *sleep bubble*

jirou: *checking her phone*

*the hotel shows some I-Island activities, including the inventors' exhibit tomorrow*

jirou: hmm.

Mina: *yawns, looks up* "Hey. What're we doing tomorrow?"

jirou: well, ochako, momo and i have early passes, so we'll probably check out the pre-opening stuff.

Mina: -3- "I guess we're stuck indoors, then."

jirou: nothing's stopping you from checking out all the other stuff i-island has to offer.

Mina: "I guess...like trying on the latest fashions!"

jirou: yeah, i hear they even have some cool museums here too.

Mina: "Ooooo!" *pulls something up on her phone* "Check out the trippy art! This piece is just floating on its own!"

-the next morning-

melissa: *yaaawn* morning dad. im gonna be heading out in a bit.

David: *pouring coffee* "Oh? Anything you're up to?"

melissa: uncle might asked me to give his protege a tour of the expo.

David: "Ah--I'm actually going to be speaking with All Might, too."

melissa: ah. well, i better head out. *grabs her bag* see you later tonight! *heads to the door but stops at a small table with a photo on it* morning mom. *exits*

David: *watches her leave* "..." *texts* [have a meeting with all might. will let you know when i'm out]

-elsewhere-

Shotaro: *curled up in the sleeping bag* =w=

mana: breakfast time!

Emine: *looking out the window* "..."

Tool: "Smells great!"

Shotaro: *inching over like a caterpillar* "Yay, breakfast!"

-elsewhere-

Izuku: *yawns, stretches* "I guess I better start morning exercises..." *puts on his hoodie--* "Oh!" *writes a note for All Might before he leaves the hotel room...*

melissa: *waves* morning! ready to start your tour?

Izuku: OwO "Oh, Melissa! Hi! Sorry, I'm still in school mode." ^^; "Hard to remember this is kind of a vacation..."

melissa: ^^; yeah, i know the feeling. im actually on school break for the expo.

Izuku: "What's school like here? I bet the curriculum is brilliant."

melissa: same as anywhere else, i guess.

Izuku: "That seems a little modest--" *stares at the moped* OWO "Holy moly, that looks so cool!"

melissa: welp, we better get a move-on, huh?

Izuku: "Hm-mm! Can it fit two or should I run?"

-elsewhere-

Bakugo: *puts on his gauntlet* "Good thing that dumb airline didn't damage the goods..." *looks back* "Make sure you film my victory for all to see!!!"

kirishima: you got it, my dude!

Bakugo: *smirks, walks forward--and immediately crashes into someone* "HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!"

Emine: "??? ...Who the hell are you?"

Bakugo: "WHO THE HELL AM I?! I'M--"

kirishima: well hi there! we're for the-

Shotaro: "Oh, it's Kacchan! Can I get your autograph?"

Bakugo: "... ... ... ... ... ..." *aims his gauntlet*

mana: guys, i told you not to wander off. jeez.

Shotaro: "Sorry. But look--it's Kacchan! He's in the fighting tournament exhibition thingie, too!"

Bakugo: >_<### "Kill, kill, kill..."

mana: oh? well, perhaps we'll battle each other.

Bakugo: "I'M TAKING THE NUMBER ONE SPOT IN THIS MATCH, SO GET READY TO EAT DIRT!"

-elsewhere-

Yohei: *looking up, as a giant card is lowered to him* *shouting up* "THANK YOU! MY KID WILL APPRECIATE IT!" *waves Toru's hand* "Say 'bye-bye' to Godzillo, Toru."

toru: babai!

Godzillo: *ROAR, PEACE SIGN, walks to the courtyard*

Yohei: ^^ "We got time before the exhibit--zoo and aquarium?"

chie: sounds good.

Kepuri: TnT "I wanted the exhibit to be open now...Maybe I can just break in--"

Robot Guard: "DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, BUG GIRL."

Kepuri: >n<#

-elsewhere-

Izuku: *eyes wide at everything* "This island is so amazing! It's the pinnacle of Quirk-based scientific research!"

melissa: it sure is.

Izuku: >w< "All Might was so nice to bring me here! But he's always like that--Oh! What was he like years ago?"

melissa: i actually have a video of his time in california! *pulls up a video on her phone*

Izuku: .u. *SQUEE* *watching*

[young!All Might: "GET BACK HERE!"]

melissa: ^^

???: IIIIIIZUUUUUUKUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Izuku: "???" *looks around* "Who was--"

ochako: *SUPLEX* *violently shaking him* HOWCOULDYOUIZUKUWHATWOULDTSUYUTHINKDONTYOUHAVEANYSHAMESHAMEONYOU!

Izuku: @~@

Jirou: "Wow, Ochako! Calm down!" *pulls her back* "You need to shake a confession out of him first before we let Tsu kill him!"

melissa: eh?

Momo: ^^; "I'm so sorry, Miss..."

melissa: im confused.

ochako: is this a date?

melissa: oh you think- OH! oh no no no! honestly, dating is the _last_ thing on my mind!

Izuku: X_____X *his spirit is leaving him*

ochako: positive?

melissa: *nods*

ochako: oh. oops. sorry deku.

Izuku: *collapses*

Jirou: "Jeez...I hope I-Island invented some rejuvenation serum or something."

-elsewhere-

Tokoyami: *wearing sunglasses* "Too bright. How do people tolerate this..."

sero: woah, check out the photo booths!

Koda: ^w^ <Fun! Let's hop in!>

Tokoyami: =n= "I don't like the flash..."

-elsewhere-

I-Island Council Member: *humming to herself* "Good day! Happy day! How're you enjoying the festivities?" *shaking hands with visitors*

-they seem to be enjoying themselves-

Councilwoman: ^^ ("Good...The sheep are occupied with their circus and cake...")

-elsewhere-

naomi: LETS GO!

Tanizaki: *carrying luggage*

atsushi: coming!

Lucy: *watching* "..."

naomi: we'll be back before you know it!

Kunikida: "You represent the honor of the Armed Detective Agency: do not bring shame to this organization--"

Dazai: "Punch a papparazzi in the balls!"

Kunikida: "..." *nods* "I have to agree."

-elsewhere-

Takehisa: *driving Maki to the airport* "..."

Vulcan: *in the back* "See? The engine is running a lot better!"

maki: EEE THIS IS SO EXCITING!

Takehisa: "..." *nods* "I hope you have a good time."

Arthur: "Do not be seduced by the false seraphims in the City of Angels--they spread lies out of their dirty mouths."

maki: noted.

Vulcan: "You should check out the theme parks, too. Not every day you're on the West Coast."

-elsewhere-

ochako: i am so, so sorry for how i acted earlier!

melissa: it's fine, really. ^^;

Izuku: *holding ice to his head* ^^; "Completely understandable--ha ha--OW!"

Expo Scientist: "??? Did I hear 'ow'? Medic Bot, attend!"

Medic Bot: *rolls up to Izuku, applying a giant appendage that is cool on his head*

Izuku: "Oh! A medical assistant robot? Neat!"

jirou: woah, the VR room was so epic.

Momo: .\\\. "The sensory imitation was surprisingly realistic--I could feel the sand and beach water on my feet."

Izuku: *spots another invention* "??? 'Quirk Detection System'?"

melissa: oh.

ochako: ooooooh how does it work?

Expo Scientist 2: "Just pop your digit into this cuff..." *holds up a finger clamp* "And it'll say whether you have a Quirk and which kind." *offers it to Ochako*

ochako: *puts it on*

Quirk Detection Machine (QDM): *BEEP BOOP BOP* "HUMAN. QUIRK VARIETY. QUIRK: ANTI-GRAVITY."

ochako: neato!

Expo Scientist 2: *offers it to Melissa*

melissa: oh, um..o-ok. *puts it on*

QDM: *BOOP BEEP BOP* "HUMAN. NO QUIRK. QUIRK: NOT APPLICABLE."

ochako: ah.

melissa: yep. even though my parents have quirks, i dont.

Izuku: "..." ("I hadn't even considered...Quirks are so common and...Have I had mind too long to think of myself as quirkless?") *looks down at his hands--*

Expo Scientist 2: "Now for you, young man!" *puts the finger cuff onto Izuku*

QDM: *BEEP BOOP--...BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...* "SYSTEM ERROR. SYSTEM ERROR."

Expo Scientist 2: "???"

Izuku: "?!"

ochako: .____.

QDM: "FATAL ERROR--" *BOOM*

Expo Scientist 2: D8

Izuku: O_O;;;

melissa: 0_0;;;

???: *sprays fire retardant onto the robot* ^^; "I see your friends are, um, 'testing' the new equipment, Melissa?"

melissa: oh! professor hani!

Momo: *stares* "..." ("...Oh my God, her hair is...incredible!")

Izuku: "!!!! Th-The member of the I-Island Executive Board?!" *looks at Melissa* "You know her?!"

melissa: yeah, she's a part time teacher at my school.

Izuku: *claps his hands together* "That's so cool!"

Hani: ^^; "Just doing my part to encourage the best young minds we have, like Melissa here."

melissa: aww. ^^;

Expo Scientist 2: "My robot..." T~T

Hani: *pat pat* "Sometimes our failures teach us something new...Let me take a look at it, okay?"

melissa: ok. in the meantime, why dont we get something to eat?

Hani: "You run ahead, kiddos! Enjoy all that we have to offer today!"

-elsewhere-

Sakuya: "You enjoy yourself, okay?"

naho: *in her estella marshall cosplay* will do~!

Black Star: "...You're flying in that?"

naho: yep.

Black Star: "Huh...Enjoy airport security."

-elsewhere-

Anya: =~= "It's so hot out...Can we get ice cream?"

tsugumi: sounds great!

Meme: "Fani, coming?"

fani: yeah, yeah.

Meme: "I think I'll try mixing flavors together...Maybe black jack cherry with orange sherbet!"

-elsewhere-

#death city days

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