#chapter 269 said 'eh no'

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"Everyone keeps dying in JJK"

HA!!

[the-acid-pear]

WOOO TIME TO FINISH THE SECOND BOOK!!

Chapter 259

Side smile my beloved...

I mean yeah it is true

FAGDYXDFFSDSQHS OBSESSED WITH DOPPO'S ATTITUDE

Doppo looks do damn tiny next to Jr

YESSS ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE HE JUMPED LIKE THAT

That must hurt like hell tbh

STRAIGHT TO THE KNEE

My man Doppo really hasn't been the same since the prisoners saga eh (i mean, it's fair, he lost a hand, he lost his face and he nearly lost his wife, son and student-that-should-be-his-son)

Look at that cocky smile

RFSYFWYDGW POOR JR

Shout-out to the king pointing out how good Doppo's looks are, trendsetter fr fr

Chapter 260

How tf is he gonna drink or eat?

His sexism aside, Ali Jr is pretty sweet

Kozue do you really need to ask?

Imagine if he had gone for Hanayama too... Mf wouldn't have survived lmao

These men have no mercy on this kid

Chapter 261

Who tf is that in the cover?

Mr Ali your son doesn't have any left knuckles

YES IT DOES YOU FUCKING IDIOT

WHY ARE THEY ALL PULLING THE SAME EXCUSE? 😭

STINKING COWARD FHFHSGSSR

Okay fair

DARSYWTSGWT 😭 THESE MEN ARE SO IMMATURE FFS

Look how happy he is the fucking asshole lmao

Chapter 262

HOHOOO OLD MAN ��😳😳

I love how he's hitting with an open hand

Oop, there.

Chapter 263

I forgot about jack and i was like "4? 🤔"

Grandpa got a sick title fuck yeah

Love how he admits it lmao

Smartest thing Jr has said

In a WHAT? 😳 /j

The older the fighters the more experience, I'm sure i mentioned this when talking bout Katsumi

Look at little bastard lmao

Yeah i assumed it was Mitsunari

^u^

LOOK AT THAT DAMN SMILE AGAIN HSJSJSHSTA

3 quarters of the comments are just F lmao

Also bitches in the comments implying the crew beat up Ali Jr like that for Baki but like nahhh like Jack MAYYYBE but doppo and gouki just did it for the sake of the fight i don't think they care about who Kozue fucks

Chapter 264

I love this asshole sm hdhsyswts

HDYSYSYDT BRO HE CAN'T WALK!!!

Lmao yeah it was pretty nice

God the similitude this mf had with Dorian threw me off a little

WAIT IS THIS THE OLD MAN THAT USED TO BE WITH BAKI IN THE FIRST BOOK?!

YESSS ITS MATSUO

Chapter 265

THAT IS NOT FUCKING TRUE

That's not how it works bro 😭

Obsessed with Ali sr tho SFADFSD

Chapter 266

BAKI AGAIN WITH THAT AWFUL FIT

Okay i see we are dealing with Yujiro

Also NGL i love how Itagaki drew those dreads

I called it, no one else is this annoying

THE HONESTY LMAO

I love the way he sits, the slut...

😐 DFYSWGSYW

That's the nicest thing Yujiro has ever said about Baki or anyone

Chapter 267

Kozue swore 😳

It is tbf

I love how he speech changed from "it's about you, Kozue <3" to "it's about you AND Baki, Kozue <3"

HEHE YESSS I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE HAPPY TO SEE THIS CANOE SHAPED FACE

Guy that kicked Igari's ass vs guy that kicked Igari's ass 😍

LOOK AT THE OLD MASTERS CHILLING HOW LOVELY

Doppo you are the worst friend Baki could have /j

Okay he does have a point

"Kiss me" WHAT A FREAK

Fuck i didn't even realize Kozue is as old as Baki, this guy like 10 years older than her is going after a 17 yo that's so freaky

Chapter 268

Poor Jr lmao

Yeah and these mfs used to fight here nearly everyday

I feel so bad for Jr he really has no chance against Baki

Chapter 269 (NICE!)

YOOO BAKI WITH GLASSES THATS POG

TO BE FAIR... Baki only won against Jack bc Jack puked out his entire muscle mass

LOOK AT TOKUGAWA'S FACE 😭

He's not that big he's 190 :/ /j

HEHEHE THAT WAS SICK

Chapter 270

I really feared it was gonna be a one punch kill lmao

Chapter 271

I love how worried Ali Sr is

RIGHT TO THE NUTS

Baki is so damn serious i miss his old cocky attitude :(

The two comments with the most likes so far are the one that called Hana the best and this one that says "Destroyed his penis so he won't put it anywhere near his girlfriend"

Chapter 272

MUHAMMAD ALI IN THE UNDERGROUND ARENA...

That says so much about society

Also I'm sure this isn't the first one to try kill you Baki

There's like 3 more books to go, Baki, so i can tell you that's a lie

Chapter 273

Jr is just DEAD

Such a Pog moment :']

Baki is gonna die today i see 😔

Lmao Baki mean momence

He's so nice to Kozue idk if he's being ironic or genuine either way i love it lmao

Chapter 274

Damn he's right

I'm not but glad for you Kozue

He's just having a mental breakdown

All these mfs so immature can't see a f/m friendship :|

Chapter 275

ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE DOPPO WORE HIS KARATE-GI...

ALSO SHIBUKAWA WITH A SUIT? HELLO???

He's avoiding the question

Oh glad to see he has hair again

OUGH THATS KATOU HELLO KATOU I MISSED YOU SM 🥺

HANAYAMA BABY IT'S BEEN SO LONG OUGH......

Shiba too hello Shiba

Oh these two hanging out is lovely too dtegstatwget

If Baki what, Kosho? If he dies? If he wins? Either way you won't do shit bro 🤔

Oh damn Jack boy is pissed

...is that true? I don't think that's true but let's assume it's true

You know when I joked about these two being illiterate? Consider this a callback

ALSO... This moment in the 2018 anime has to be the hottest Doppo has ever looked in the whole thing

Chapter 276

Final chapter let's gooo...

That feet shot lmao

Okay the feet shot had a reason, also as soon as I wrote that i had to get up and i stumbled my way around bc my foot was stiff af

Look at that motherfucker kqwhhs

YOU KNOW GOUKI I THINK HE IS LUCKY ACTUALLY SNSHSJGS

Also i love how sad he sounds it's like a teenage getting rejected by their crush

LOOK AT ALL THESE RELEVANT CHARACTERS WATCHING THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY...

WHAT?!

Mf was just killing lions to train ffs 😭

Also i like how that implied the next book was meant to be the last one lol

And so i finish the second Baki The Grappler book, New Grappler Baki. Grappler Baki son of ogre here i go WOOO!!

Tumblr refuses to let me reblog the post again, so this is the second part of me reading the second btg book! ☺️

Still Chapter 211

Son on son violence

Chapter 212

This dude pretty cute ngl

Shit, rip

AAWW HIGH 5 🥺🥺

It's almost like they are a regular father and son 😭🥺💔

Chapter 213

Look how thigh those shirts are hehehoho 🥴

OYXITSITDITDLTD

Ooooh there goes my man Jyaku ready to kick some ASS

🥺😭💞

Baki really just forgot his mom eh, thought you were getting stronger for HER smh

Oh Jyaku vs Retsu? Nvm Jyaku i can only hope Retsu is nice w you

I like how most are like, confused over who to cheer for lmao

I know he won't make it but I'm cheering for Jyaku btw i like him more <33

Chapter 214

Love that title, can't believe Jyaku is gonna ask Retsu out 😍 /j

He really is just honest Igari

I love that he apologizes

Chapter 215

OJFOYDITDISTOTDG

HIS FACEEE THIS FUCKING CLOWN 😭😭😭

THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY

Chapter 216

Burgir

GHZJDUDDRHD THEY ARE SOOO MAD

That smile so cute...

Jyaku is a king

Love it when Retsu throws that pose, though y'all know why

HDGSSGSGF you are coming to Japan wether you like it or not 🔫

Chapter 217

Finally Jyaku got serious too

WITH HIS TOES 😭

King is just obsessed i luv him

HEHE HAIRY LEGS

It does seem like Jyaku is trynna confess his love jfnshdshdf

Chapter 218

I remember i almost laugh cry with my dad when we saw this

His damn beard... 💔

THE HAND OF THE TRAITOR

He has a good point

They be calling my man Jyaku a masochist noooo yfjdhdgs

Chapter 219

Okay seems kinda into it <:/

Old man? He doesn't look that old Baki :/

That was so smart 🥺

Chapter 220

Retsu calm down please you are gonna break his back

Oh my god Retsu, oh my god.

He did apologize at least

Chapter 221

Damn dude be a little more gentle with him

Oh, get was picking him up, okay

FR FR

🥺🥺🥺

FARHDHDYFTH THE KINGGG

Chapter 222

I love how everyone completed him (except Yujiro but not surprising), these warriors are such a good team

I want to eat an apple too now

That was fast

I got distracted watching a vsauce react video sorry

Okay I'm glad a comment actually mentioned Sik

Chapter 223

Had to take a uh idk 5 hour break bc lights went out :/

Feet be fuming lmao

Ohhh that's a cool analysis

Chapter 224

What a good punch

That "please",,,

Poor Li man, having to see his brother DIE /j

No, Viêt Long, i have not been hit by a truck before.

Chapter 225

It's so funny how Jyaku lost bc he fought a main charac and only those win

Sad day for the Chinese citizens

Mf got tits in his back

This is gonna be so goodddd

Chapter 226

Look at the size of his tits, the slut

INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER POSE WOOO

These two are cool fighters

Chapter 227

Old man showing skin

His smile is so fucked up lmao

Chapter 228

Baki what the FUCK are you wearing?

I just remembered when Hana did a flip, that was so good

Retsu babey 🥺

I love how confused Yujiro looks

Chapter 229

Hey, i recognize that name...

Kaku just too op

Yujiro you are gonna pop your testicles if you do that with your leg

Chapter 230

God that's such a good threat

Love Retsu's confusion

Damn bitch you saying we gotta keep up w this whore cuz you were too slow? Ffs Kaku 😢

I love when you can tell someone is still hanging around just quietly by seeing their response in a comment

Chapter 231

God this just feels so good, to see Yujiro actually scared 😍

YOOO THAT'S POG

Chapter 232

I wanna finish this book and start the next one grrr

This fight is so satisfying

That last bit is so cringe but whatever that's okay

Fight so controversial comments were deactivated

Chapter 233

Itagaki hincha de boquita el más grande? 😳 /j

Okay yeah it IS just rude

Hohoooo shit getting nice

Chapter 234

This asshole lmao

Yuji-chan really went "how many times do i have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"

Mfs be doing Jojo references in the comments lol

Chapter 235

GTFO WITH THAT LOGIC RETSU IM SORRY CHINA IS LOSING BUT GET LOSTTTT AJSGAJGS

Ffs Kaku you are doomed 😢💔

Yujiro so strong my mouse disconnected

Chapter 236

Abs in his back...

Crying and shaking that is NOT true

DON'T FEED HIS EGO, KAKU

LIONS CAN BE KILLED BY TIGERS TOO!!!!

I thought Yujiro was bleeding for a second there smh

Chapter 237

OKAY YEAH IT IS HIS BLOOD ITS COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE ITS NOT MUCH BUT HE BLED

THE HEAD APPLAUSE

HE'S SO UPSET LMAOOO

Yujiro surprised is good shit

GSJDUFTHSTD

KAKU YOU LEGEND LMAO

Kaku has boyboss energy

Chapter 239

This cover almost gives me a stroke

I love how they all just shat their pants

These minor Chinese characters were so good tbh, sadly i don't think they will ever return

Don't worry Retsu, we the viewers have seen a man revive before

King i don't think any of us understands

It really is

CAN MEN IN THIS FRANCHISE JUST OPEN BOTTLES REGULARLY?!

Oh my god i though Yujiro was sitting on the air for a second i almost cry 😭

Coca cola must have paid Itagaki /j

Chapter 240

Oh so the Kaioh part takes the name, not the surname

...is Yujiro wearing a floral shirt? 😭

I LOVE THAT ENDING SO MUCH 🥺😭

Jyaku has his eyes fixated on Retsu eh, proud of having him come to Japan lmao

Chapter 241

HORRIBLE fit Baki

CHILDHOOD SAGA PART 2? 😰

Jk though i do miss Yuri 🥺

Oh hey Jr

You gonna fuck his girl, bro?

Chapter 242

So straight forward lmao

I'm starting to appreciate Baki's feminist ass every day even more

AAAA GRANDPAAA 🥺🥺💞

This page didn't allow me to call two mfs virgins smh, 1984

Chapter 243

Grandpa they shrunk you

Chapter 244

Kings idc about this

Okay true but also he's 70 dude pls... Though idk if this guy will go thru worse than Jack lmao

Such a nice lad

Chapter 245

Baki being such a feminist icon is so meaningful considering how his parents were,,,

MY MAN IS BACKKK AND AS DAPPER AS EVER

Doppo he's called Ali Jr how are you surprised?

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED HIS EYE PATCH HAS A PATTERN THAT'S SO COOL 🥺🥺😢💞

These men love throwing their glasses eh

Chapter 246

If only Igari and Toba had done this lol

OKAY THATS COOL I LIKE THAT

Me lo re devaluaron a mí pelado eh

HEHE OOOOH NICE 😳

Scenes that give me a boner

CHU...

Such a good callback...

Chapter 247

My man got serious, sweet

Doppo has been trying out his luck a bit too much like he's been betting with his life an uncomfortable lot like king do you need to talk? Are you okay? First asking Gouki to kill him now this like, is everything alright Doppo?

YEAH A BIT FUCKED UP TO THINK ABOUT

I love that blocking technique

OSHWOWHIWWH "gay ass Orochi, out of option so he touching dick" SHUT UPPP 😭😭💀

I really wish he got kicked in the nuts again see if he's still using his technique

Chapter 248

Poor guys thought he was bout to get murdered

A kiss? 😏 /j

When i saw this in the anime i actually thought Orochi was going to die, i was gonna get sooo angry

Chapter 249

What a way to cockblock em

Feminist icon

Jack is that the only sweater you own?

Chapter 250

I have been thinking of that scene of him eating the whole steak a lot

Jr like 🥺

Imagine being stupid enough to tease Jack like, i get he defeated two masters but they are NOTHING compared to this monster

Imagine jack just smoked some weed right there lmao

Jack needs to bite people more

Chapter 251

My shitty ass son gave me parkinson's

Jack that's not how human anatomy works what the fuck did Kureha do to your body spine?

Chapter 252

DAMN JR WHAT A FAT ASS

Looked like Jack was going for a handful

Those techniques must fuck your neck up so bad

Okay Jack you are going a bit far now don't cha think?

Chapter 253

You are tempting your luck sunny boy

Look at that, you pissed him off!

You cannot just know out jack hanma bro

HHH

This was so stupid yet, unironically, iconic

Chapter 254

Bruh i thought it said Pog 😭, ain't manslaughter poggers Mr Hanma?

OKAY THANKS JACK

Such a simp he downed that coffee cup

Grandpa put here cockblocking

Chapter 255

"no he didn't >:/"

These two masters are a pair of fucking idiots like understand this i love my grandpa and i love my man but mfs have to take the L for this one time sksgwjgshgw

Gouki bro my senses gonna shut down if you put your sucks against the dirt again OUGH sensory hell 😭

FOR FUCKING REAL JR

STOP ENABLING THE OLD MAN!! WKSGKSGSJSHDD for once I'm on Viêt's side 😭

Chapter 256

Hoho Gouki out here getting a panty shot 😳

Grandpa i love you but this was unnecessary

Chapter 257

Kozue should wear a Korn tshirt

GET HIS ASS KOZUE

OWHWLWGISGSJWG 😭😭 MF JUST STANDING THERE LIKE A FREAK I LOVE HIM BUT I HATE HIM SM!!!

Love how consistently round his hands are, king got no knuckles

HEY DONT CALL MY MAN A FREAK KOZUE

King hasn't changed his clothes ever since i see

His shoes look so nice...

OKAY OKAY HE HAS A POINT AT LEAST, HE AT LEAST ACCEPTED HE LOST BUT HE'S STILL BUTTHURT FROM IT SKSGAJGS BUT HE ADMITS IT!!

Doppo i love you but shut UPPP you lost get over it!! You are just going for the rematch bc you have the higher ground against a injured guy!!! Like Shibukawa didn't have time but you were already getting serious!! Hhhgrrrrrr doppo i love you but I'm going to bark

Hehe nvm he still hella fine... keep talking king 🥴

This was so mean of him sjsgwjwg

Chapter 258

Low-key starting to believe these two mfs plotted against Jr sjshsj

THAT FACE AKSGWJGS just 😐

If i didn't know you would get your ass handed in a plate i would be a lil mad he's planning on being that savage

He has been thru worse, sunny boy

Niceee

Tbh. I don't care anymore. Doppo is in the wrong, but GOD I'm a simp and i love seeing him fight 😍😍🥴

Yeah a comment mentioned it, we all were on Jr side until he threatened to kill Doppo Orochi like, even if not everyone here is as horny as me we all like an og fella

I also love how the prisoners really changed them all, the scars (both physical and mental) those 5 left will be remembered lol

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Top Five/Bottom Five

Rules: tag the person who tagged you, always post the rules, answer the questions, and add the date!

tagged by @the-tevinter-biscuit, @theoxfordcommando, AND @gothic-princess-witch! wow guys, I guess I really gotta do this, eh?

What are your five most popular works?

Albatross [269] (surprising absolutely no one, I hope)---My Fenhawke in-progress-I-swear-I’ll-update-it-again-at-some-point modern!AU longfic. An AO3 exclusive

Stares and Whispers [126]---an “imagine your otp” fic I wrote. An office setting where Hawke and Fenris are presumed to be having an affair with each other while married to other people...while actually being married to each other. An absolute delight to write and, apparently, it’s a pretty popular read too. An AO3 exclusive

Up High, Down Low [51 + 45]---a height difference kissfic I wrote very quickly for a friend who prompted me. I like it but also want to write another based on this prompt. AO3 + tumblr

That’s a good look for you [86]---a fluff fill from one of those fluff prompt lists that ran around a little while ago. Such a wonderful fic, I always write such fabulous fluff when @theoxfordcommando asks for it ^_^ a tumblr exclusive

Die to Protect Me [53 + 31]---my hella angsty Fenris-is-gravely-wounded fic for my canon Hawke. I adore this piece (and it’s the one piece I’ve received an ART for, so it’s really got a special place in my heart). The pain in it is wonderful and it sets up a lot of shit that happens for my Hawke’s Inquisition story line. AO3 + tumblr

Important Questions [65 + 18]---I’m cheating and putting this one up here because it’s so close in number to DtPM (since I think DtPM probably has a little note buffer from self-reblogs). Another piece of @theoxfordcommando fluff, actually the first one I ever wrote for her! AO3 + tumblr

AO3-only generates the same list of fics (while removing Good Look) tumblr-only generates a completely different list: Good Look, Give me a Hand [64, Fenhawke fluff], To Be Content [54, Fenhawke fluff], Barely Dawn [51, Fenhawke fluff], and Lightning [37, Fenhawke DAO!AU].

What are your five least popular works?

Should the Worst Come to Pass [2]---my very first fic up on AO3. It’s an ME3 fic, following my Paragon Shepard, Taran, as she deals with the aftermath of Thane’s death and creates scenes that should have happened in the game to generate better closure. There’s three chapters and oh wow has my writing gotten better since then. It’s a pretty choppy fic and I’m not sure it’s accomplishing what I want it to, but I still might go back to it at some point. An AO3 exclusive

What is This? [3]---a very tiny fic based on a post about two-handed warrior!Hawkes in Inquisition. A tumblr exclusive

an untitled Voltron drabble [6]---just some Sheith angst after the end of season 2. A tumblr exclusive

Things You Said I Wish You Hadn’t [6]---an ask fill from a prompt list. Very short and really angsty because this is the letter my Hawke leaves for Fenris when he leaves for the Inquisition. A tumblr exclusive

Staying Warm [7]---A Pavellen fic! My first and only for the pairing (so far), featuring my second Inquisitor, Mirallen Lavellen. He’s a wonderful, sneaky, conniving bastard, and I love him. A tumblr exclusive

AO3-only generates a completely different (almost) list: Should the Worst Come to Pass, Three Oh Four Nine Four Two [6, a ME2 Shrios fic], A Precious Gift [8, Albatross!AU Cawke], A Change of Pace [9, Sebris], and What Once Was [10, Fenhawke, DAI reunion].

Are you surprised? Why?

1000% not surprised that Albatross is the tops and Should the Worst is the bottom. Some of my favorite fics are square in the middle of the popularity rating, which is kind of sad. Some of my fics also do better on tumblr than they do on AO3: both longer Voltron fics, A Change of Pace (the Sebris one), and Nothing Hidden (Fenhawke mostly-fluff).

I guess I have a skewed idea of which things are popular and which aren’t. There are a few I thought were more popular that are a little more middle of the road (or that are popular on tumblr, in comparison to some of my other things on tumblr).

Also, I really kind of thought the one pretty damn explicit, smut-based fic would get more notes but I guess not? Maybe it’s just not everyone’s cup of tea. I get that. Maybe the 4k of buildup bored people? idk

Optional: If you want to calculate this, what are your works’ average number of notes?

AO3-only: 45.58 (probably weighted heavily due to presence of Albatross) AO3-only w/o Albatross: 33.167 tumblr-only: 26.2 (heavily weighted by the few fluff fics that reached over 50) total: 37.03

Today’s date, so you can see how your results might change if you do this again in a year.

7/26/2017

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