#chad is bi and you can't take that away from me

[generalwildcat]

My friend and I are having a High School Musical marathon before we go to work and here are some of the highlights from our commentary:

•If you don't sing along to every song in this movie you're a dirty liar.

•It's so funny how Chad and Taylor hate each other now and then get together later.

•Darbus takes away their cell phones just for class to end 5 minutes later.

•Getcha Head in the Game is so dramatic.

•THE MOUNTING EVILS OF CELL PHONES.

•WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE TWO DOING IN A TREE?

•"Young men in baggy shorts bro."

•WHAT TEAM???

•Friend: He just wanted his dad to be encouraging like "try new things, son." Me: How did that go? Friend: He just wants to play some ball.

•Friend: Yo they have auto mechanics? How big is this school?? Me: It's technically two schools.

•Friend during auditions: Oh god help help help He's butchering it Oh no So opera.... Yes girl The soft scoff Not ballet bro.... Oh my god the cringe "go see the counselor" that's so bad She forgot the words.... No!

•Creme brulee!

•My friend's said "Twinkle Town" in a difference voice every time it's mentioned.

•"Did you ever feel like there's this whole other person inside of you just looking for a way to come out?" That's such a gay question.

•"EVAPORATE TALL PERSON!" Friend: That is so relatable. "Tall person".

•Are they both practicing in a bathroom? We're breaking free on a toilet...

•HOW DID SHE NOT SEE HER?? THAT DOES NOT MAKE MOVIE SENSE. WHAT? That's so funny bro

•Troy's too busy hiding....singing...being Troy...hiding in a toilet...painting....

•My friend wants to go to Twinkle Towne.

•This librarian is gonna kick his butt.

•They don't even realize the opposite is happening right now!

•We're not Charlie's Angel's.... Bro! But they are really adorable.

•I'll be the Slamma Jamma thank you very much.

•My dog has barked during most of Chad's scenes.... Coincidence? Or why does he not like Chad?

•BRO WHAT ARE YOU.... Ugh Troy is such a hobo. Sneaking in the backyard, climbing up the ladder....

•"I climbed up cause I'm weird and I really like you."

•He's trying to spell it out.... Bro no! It's fine. He's fine. "Dra-may"...at least he tried.

•Men don't hug. That's how we show affection, slapping legs!

•Friend: Ok so there's East High and West High.... What happened to North and South High? Me: /proceeds to explain the plot of season 2 of High School Musical The Musical The Series

•They look so disappointed that they won.

•Friend: I can't wait to see where this goes with all the drama.

•He's got the hat of shame.

•No more waking up at 6 am.... I actually did wake up at 6 am for high school. My friend woke up at 5:30 am.

•Oh my god just rolls on the dirty floor.... Cool.

•Me: Quick what else could T possibly stand for? One of us said Tacos, the other said Titties

•Scheming! Evil scheming! Scheming! SCHEMING!

•Sharpay's mom needs all the yoga.

•NAMASTE!!!

•Oh my god Jason, no! No!

•Me: You can see Troy's underwear Friends: Dude! Troy! Fix your underwear! We can see it as you're flexing on the piano!

•How long are they singing for everyone to hear them and come in? They're gonna get in so much trouble.

•And it's brought us here because.... "I need new pants"

•You gotta be kidding, me a helicopter?? Let's just show off our wealth here!

•That's my girl, you almost hit that kid!

•Just a few words to describe Humu Humu.... Cringiest Bro What is happening He is so sad and broody What is even At least 10 oh my god's

•Cool balls oh my god

•He says it with such a stone face. "Come scrimmage with us. We're getting paid to do this."

•I'm so mad I'm gonna take your dinner!

•Friend: I love I Don't Dance Me: The internet says it's Chad and Ryan being gay for each other Friend: I love that Me: It was confirmed that Ryan is gay Me: I think Chad's bi

•Troy is so jealous he doesn't see that Ryan doesn't even like Gabriella that way and he's just so starved for attention and encouragement...and also gay.

•Me: You have air! You're outside! Friend: He needs more air! Non-singing air!

•He's shirtless again.

•It's a me, Troy Bolton! I'm Italian now.

•The most angiest song that ever angsted in the history of angst

•Should I question every movie I make with my cool Italian shoes?

•Oh my god that's concerning. I am SCARED of that sock puppet.

•We may have proceeded to spend the entirety of Everyday coming up with more reasons Gabriella would be wearing the T necklace again.... Tulips. Tea. Thread. Triceratops. Toes. Toothbrushes. Toothpaste. Twinkle toes. Twinkle Towne. Tennis. T-shirts. Trampoline. Tambourine. Texas. Tuscany. And, of course, tacos and titties (both, not one. It has to be both tacos AND titties).

•My ball! You can't have it!

•Friend: So top secret where they can all see him. Where else does he go to hide? Me: What else is he hiding? Friend: .... Friend: .... Friend: I can't say, it's not cannon. Friend: /cough cough/ Chad. Friend: Or maybe he REALLY likes Zeke's creme brulee.

•I am Robo Rob don't break me.

•That pointer...whack everything! Whack EVERYTHING! Whack Chad next!

•Girl haven't you learned anything from the past two movies?

•If my truck falls apart I'm blaming you...that's so romantic.

•For some reason my friend heard "corsages" and thought they said "croissants" so now the line is "hey, makeovers, croissantses..." Honestly I kinda prefer that over the expected cis-heteronormativity of this scene (still love the movies but it really could be so much gayer)

•What is she gonna do? Oooooooooh she's a spy

•He just trusts a couple of teenagers to lock up a business for him.

•BABY TROY AND CHAD!!!

•What are the odds Taylor's self projecting onto Gabriella because she's thinking the same thing about Chad?

•Wow Sharpay.... Got those claws. Causing all this trouble in all these movies. She's such a villain, why? But also not a villain.

•Do these people not realize you can write letters? They don't have to break up. These movies are so dramatic! They have letters, they have email, they have computers.... They have phones, they can text! Long distant texting, they can do that. They can do phone calls at night. These movies don't understand you can still be connected to people, you can make that effort. But they make everything so damn final. Epic sigh.

•Now he's just gonna break into school in the middle of the night in the middle of a thunderstorm with his hoodie being all dark and broody and to be dramatic. This is legal.

•And he's shirtless again. AGAIN!

•The OTHER most angsty song in the history of angst that has ever angsted

•THAT'S THE BEST PART, SHE'S JUST THERE TAKING IT ALL IN!

•My dog also proceeded to bark some more with Darbus trying to give Troy advice

•GIRL! Girl. GIRL! You can write letters! Oh my god, girl!

•Just chilling in a tree. Bro!

•Do any of them realize they kinda screwed Sharpay over for the chance to get that scholarship?

•She's done.

•Just climb on everything.

•Oh my god that is revenge in her eyes.... SHE'S BACK!

•Actual hugging! A family that hugs! Not a knee slap! Actual hug!

•THE PUPPY GOT HIS OWN SEAT!

•Iconic.