#cause it was like: oh i bet i won't make it past 15!

[mossy-thing]

In ten minutes, i turn 18.

[alien-slushie]

I let an Incorrect Quote Generator generate some Power of Three Apprentices Quotes. Here's how it went:

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Jaypaw: Why is Cinderpaw crying?

Mousepaw: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Cinderpaw: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Jaypaw: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Cinderpaw: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Jaypaw: NO, NOT THAT!

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Jaypaw: I have a problem.

Lionpaw: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

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Jaypaw: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Hollypaw: *crouches down*

Lionpaw: *kneels down*

Berrypaw: *sits on the floor*

Jaypaw:

Jaypaw: I hate all of you.

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Jaypaw: I'm having problems with a guy...

Honeypaw: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?

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Mousepaw, about Berrypaw and Hollypaw: My god, would you two just get a room already?

Hollypaw: Excuse me, Mousepaw?

Mousepaw: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Berrypaw: ...

Honeypaw: I ship it!

Poppypaw: CAN YOU NOT?

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Honeypaw: Are we really going to let Poppypaw keep Jaypaw?

Hollypaw: We kept Berrypaw.

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Hazelpaw: *falls down the stairs*

Hollypaw: Are you okay?

Jaypaw: Stop falling down the stairs!

Lionpaw: How’d the ground taste?

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Honeypaw: Two brooooos!

Berrypaw: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Honeypaw: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Berrypaw:

Honeypaw:

Berrypaw: *tearing up*

Honeypaw: Babe, c'mon...

Berrypaw: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Honeypaw: Babe...

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Honeypaw: That’s why we needed to get an expert.

Jaypaw: Oh, really? Who did you get?

Honeypaw: *stares*

Jaypaw: Oh! Right, that’s me… Yes.

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Berrypaw: Look at the buns on that guy!

Lionpaw: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*

Cinderpaw: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!

Berrypaw: I'm not going back to jail!

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*Hollypaw, Lionpaw, and Jaypaw are playing poker. Jaypaw is winning by a long shot.*

Hollypaw: Aw, come on.

Lionpaw: It’s not fair! They don’t even know what we’re playing!

Jaypaw: Go Fish?

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Jaypaw: Lionpaw...

Lionpaw: Oh no, 'Lionpaw' in B flat.

Lionpaw: You're disappointed.

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Cinderpaw, in Lionpaw’s window: I thought I’d find you here!

Jaypaw, climbing past Cinderpaw: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

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Hollypaw: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Mousepaw: Yeah-

Jaypaw: *kicks in the door*

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Jaypaw: I think I need a hug...

Cinderpaw: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Jaypaw: You... you can let go now.

Cinderpaw: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Jaypaw: I'm at a loss for words!

Berrypaw: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Jaypaw yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*

Hollypaw: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Honeypaw: Five second rule!

Berrypaw: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Mousepaw: *Sobs on the floor*

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Cinderpaw: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Honeypaw: Bet you I can!

Poppypaw: *sips coffee, checks to make sure Jaypaw is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Hazelpaw: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

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Hollypaw: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Jaypaw:

Jaypaw: Why are you eating dirt?

Hollypaw: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Berrypaw: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

Hazelpaw: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.

Honeypaw: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!

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Jaypaw: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Poppypaw: Forty five seconds?!?

Jaypaw: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Poppypaw, hugging Jaypaw: Too late.

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Lionpaw: Hold on, I can explain!

Honeypaw: Really? Can you now?

Lionpaw: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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Mousepaw: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

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Hazelpaw: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Lionpaw: No.

Berrypaw: No.

Hazelpaw: Didn't think so.

[sokkadora]

PROMPT LIST

fluff prompts!

1. "your hair is so soft..."

2. "it's too cold! come back!"

3. "no i'm not letting you go. it's too early to get out of bed."

4. "c'mere, you can sit in my lap until i'm done working."

5. "i'm not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention."

6. "what? does that feel good?"

7. "just pretend to be my date."

8. "they did it." "no, they did."

9. "it's not a double date, we're just third and fourth wheeling."

10. "no, no, it's alright come here."

11. "look, i know we don't know each other that well, but i'm still worried about you. no one deserves to be alone."

12. "if i could, i would kiss away all of your scars."

13. "your lips are so soft, i could kiss them all day if you'd let me."

14. "mmm . . . you're warm."

15. "you're so cute when you're half asleep like this . . ."

16. "i've had a rough day and honestly all i want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with."

17. "kind of pretty, aren't they?"

18. "where you go, i go."

19. "you are my dearest friend. my deepest love. you are the best part of me."

20. "you are the sun."

21. "oh, darling, everybody sees how you look at them."

22. "of all the things my hands have held, the best by far is you."

23. "i think you are the sweetest thing."

24. "there's nothing i wouldn't do to keep you safe."

25. "i don't care if the world knows my name, i just want you to remember me."

27. "you deserve more than i could ever give you."

28. "i love you. i know that's not enough, but i do."

29. "you're safe with me, you always will be."

30. "i need you to live... cause if you're gone then, i don't know what the point of it all is anymore."

31. "why do you walk around as if you're somehow less valuable than the rest of the world?"

32. "you'll always have me."

33. "you make me feel safe. like i'm allowed to be anything i want."

34. "i've got you, you're safe."

35. "just rest, i'm here."

36. "you can stay with me tonight."

37. “don’t worry. you always have a way of sneaking into peoples hearts” *kisses cheek*

angst prompts!

1. "i didn't have anywhere else to go..."

2. "please, i don't know what i'd do without you."

3. "please talk to me about it."

4. "i'm pregnant.

5. "it's not bad to cry. in fact, i think it makes a person stronger."

6. "i think i might be falling in love with you."

7. "shh, you're safe. i won't let you go."

8. "i think i'm in love with you, and i'm terrified."

9. "i'm not gonna leave you. you're never going to have to suffer by yourself again, i promise."

10. "you are weak with love for them."

11. "sacrifice, that's what we do for the people we love."

12. "i thought they'd killed you."

13. "i lost my temper."

14. "i will find them, or i will die trying."

15. "don't you touch them."

16. "these people are my family, and if you hurt them in anyway – i will kill you."

17. "the choices i've made i would make again, for him, no matter the cost."

18. "i'll choose their happiness over mine every time."

19. "that's beyond stupid. they've created a new kind of stupid."

20. "people say that i am heartless."

21. "fight it, or accept it. fear it, or control it."

22. "you save everyone, but who saves you?"

23. "chin up, kid, they'd kill to see you fall."

24. "i'd do anything to be the person you love again."

25. "you make me want to live."

26. "i know i don't deserve forgiveness, but i like the idea that some people think i might."

27. "when i'm in a crowd i just want to melt away and yet, when i'm alone it's somehow worse."

28. "i know i'm not the person you want, but i'm here."

29. "i love you, and i know you may never feel the same. but i'm okay with that."

30. "you're worth more than this."

31. "i see you. i know you feel so invisible all the time, but you're not. not to me."

32. "it's okay to be angry, you're allowed to be upset about what happened to you."

33. "don't you realize you deserve more than this?"

34. "you're not a machine or— or some thing. you're a person, and i'm sorry anyone ever made you feel otherwise."

35. "please, just hold on a little longer. i can't lose you too."

36. "if you won't do it for yourself, then do it for me."

37. "you're bleeding— how long have you been hiding this?!"

38. "sometimes i realize one day i could die, i could just disappear and the world would be none the wiser. there'd be no one to miss me and that terrifies me more than death itself."

39. "i'm not sure i know who i'm supposed to be anymore."

40. "my mind is so loud and i'm afraid it'll never be quiet again."

41. “if you knew who i really was. just how… broken i am. you’d hate me.” — “i already know you. and i love you.”

smut prompts!

1. "you know, you always look so much better when i mark you up."

2. "you look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat."

3. "how do you feel about adding another person to the mix?"

4. "you'd better be quiet if you don't want to get caught."

5. "you look good all soaking wet."

6. "are you sure that's what you want? i could really hurt you."

7. "i don't care how good it feels you'd better not cum until i tell you to."

8. "look, i'm not into choking but i wouldn't mind if you grabbed me by the neck every once in a while."

9. "i bet you think you're real cute letting them put their hands all over you. we'll see how cute you look later when i get you home."

10. "you don't have to be gentle with me, i don't break easily."

11. "touch yourself for me."

12. "do you think you deserve to be punished?"

13. "you take my fingers so well don't you?"

14. "shut up and take your pants off."

15. "when i get home i expect you to be undressed and waiting on all fours for me."

16. "are you wearing my shirt?"

17. "did i stutter? do as you're told!"

18. "look at you, i've only started using my fingers and you're already shaking."

19. "i can't wait to be on my knees for you later."

20. "oh honey, you know, you really shouldn't tease me."

21. "take it off. slowly."

22. "such a needy little thing, aren't you?"

23. "why don't you go put on something pretty for me?"

24. "kitten, don't make me tell you twice."

25. "do you know how beautiful you are? it's truly distracting."

26. "so desperate for it, aren't you? well, if you want it so bad you'd better start taking it."

27. "please? i'll be good, i promise!"

28. "mmm, good morning to you too."

29. "just pull the car over!"

30. "aww, is my little princess/prince getting shy?"

31. "that tickles."

32. "you know, there wasn't a single thing to eat in the kitchen until you walked in."

random prompts!

1. "never saw one without the other, did you?"

2. "unique just means alone."

3. "i'm not afraid to die, just wish i could live a little first."

4. "i know i'm a monster, but you look at me like i'm a man."

5. "don't look at me like i'm a hero. you'll only disappoint yourself.

6. "sometimes when you look at me it's like...it's like you're staring straight past my flesh and into my soul."

7. "i trust you with my life."

8. "you're more like family to me than my own blood."

9. "i've never had any sort of family before."

10. "your life is far more precious than mine."

11. "i don't care what happens to me. as long as you're safe."

12. "i couldn't say no to you even if i wanted to."

13. "please, let me help you."

14. "just let me do this for you."

15. "you do have something to live for. you have me."

16. "this scar... what happened?"

more to be added (probably) ....

[headinthestaticsky]

Frozen Within the Night Wind: Jasper Hale x Fleur Swan, Chapter 10

None of the characters in Twilight belong to me, all rights go to Stephenie Meyer.

"Having you close My head is damaged I get closer, everything trembles me

Now I have the certainty That I have not lost the desire Wake up with you in the morning But I'm looking for your gaze And your eyes, baby, don't tell me anything."

Nuestro Planeta by, Kali Uchis Featuring Reykon. Translated lyrics.

Jasper, Jacob, and I were all standing in a large field awaiting the arrival of Bella and Edward. The very field we were standing in would be the battleground between us and the newborn army.

"Hey, le... Fleur?" Jacob asked."

"Hmm?"

"Why haven't your diluted eyes at all? They still look like a rose." Jacob observed.

"I mean it hasn't been a full year yet."

"Yes, darling but... they should've at least diluted a little by now, amber should start to peak through." Jasper added.

"That's strange...I haven't had any human blood I swear."

"Yeah right..." I heard Jacob mumble.

"Oh shove it, Jacob, at least I'm not in the middle of a toxic, manipulative, love triangle."

"Can it leech. You know nothing about Bella."

"Keep telling yourself that."

Before Jacob could rebuttal, Edward and Bella finally showed up. Edward didn't look thrilled at all and Bella had a blank look on her face.

"I don't like this idea at all." Edward grumbled.

"And we need you for the fight but you aren't coming to that so...tough, get over it." I rebutted.

"Leave him alone Fleur...he's doing it for me. Bet Jasper hasn't done that for you." Bella said a dreamy look was in her eyes.

"Uh...he didn't have to, because I didn't cause chaos where ever I went and didn't piss off nomads you dumbass." I heard Jasper let out a short laugh.

"Wait, pretty boy isn't fighting, aww did you pull a muscle?" Jacob mocked.

"Can we get on with this... I wanna be anywhere but here." I interrupted.

"Whatever, just tell me the plan." Jacob said.

"Edward and I are going on a campsite, even if he carries me they’ll still pick up our scents." Bella explained.

"Your stench, however, is revolting." Edward interrupted

"Dude, you really don’t wanna start comparing stinks." Jacob snapped

"What he means is that your scent will mask mine if you carry me," Bella said.

"Done."

"This is not a good idea."

"You've already established that Edward," I said.

"Edward, they won’t wanna get anywhere near his... odor." Jasper carefully.

Jacob picked Bella up before saying... "Odor-de-wolf comin’ up."

Edward glared at me when Jacob was gone. Jasper noticed this and tensed up.

"You need to stop talking to her like that!"

"Like what? Truthfully, honestly?"

"It's not truthful it's insulting!"

"Dude...have you been living without any of your senses? The amount of shit she has said and done to me is a lot more disgraceful than how I am acting. Like I am petty, I know I am, but her pretending to be all innocent is hilarious."

"Oh please..."

"Okay so when she insults me and brings up that my mother completely hates my guts it's fine but when I rebuttal it's like I'm opening the gates of hell huh?"

"You don't know anything about her... she isn't malicious!"

"You sound just like Jacob."

"Don't even compare me to that...fleabag."

"What are you gonna do about?" I said he then got up close to my face, he looked like he was going to hit me.

"Don't test me Fleur... I will put you in your place if I have to."

"I'd love to see you try...boy." Jasper said getting between the two of us.

Edward snarled at us and walked away, stalking off to the far side of the field.

"Man... being a vampire has definitely amped up my attitude. Good thing you're here to stop me from doing something stupid." I joked.

"I think you're spending too much time with Rosalie darlin." Jasper said, smiling at me.

"This whole love triangle thing makes me want to set myself on fire. I kinda feel bad for Jacob...I know she's just manipulating him."

"I wouldn't put it past her darlin."

"I really wish we didn't have to do any of this...we should be getting married right now... not fighting a battle they could possibly be getting us killed." I confessed.

"Well one, we just have to wait until November... and two we will be fine, we've been training all this time."

"I know but...it's still a terrifying thought, this is the first fight I've ever been with another vampire."

"Did you forget about James love?"

"Well... with me as a vampire."

"You're going to be fine... Alice told me the vision she had of you fighting James, you cracked his skin by throwing a rock.... if you're that strong as a human I'm scared to see what you can do as a vampire."

"Okay, okay... stop trying to boost my ego." I said smirking, I pulled him in using some of my strength. I kissed him before pulling apart, biting his lip to tease him."

"You're cruel darlin, just cruel... Oh forgot to say something..."

"What is it?"

"Bella and Edward got engaged."

"Oh my god... are you serious?"

"Yeah, and Alice said they planned on eloping in Vegas."

"She must be really angry with those two..."

"Actually, she isn't really that mad."

"Okay, what happened to Alice?"

"I think she's starting to get a little... annoyed with Bella."

"It was bound to happen... Dad is going to kill Edward."

Edward ran toward us again and told us to be quiet. Before I could ask why Bella and Jacob came back into view.

"Well Jasper and I will do a quick sniff check... you three can stay here and.... mingle." Before they could protest we took off into the woods.

"The stench is revolting."

"It is pretty bad."

"I can't make up any Bella though, so the plan worked."

We quickly ran back down to the field, both of us had stepped down off of a broken tree laying on the ground.

"Just picked up wolf stench, no Bella." Jasper stated

Timeskip: 2 hours later

I was waiting for Alice in the Cullen's house, knowing that Alice told dad we were all going on a camping trip. I thought it would be good if we all hunted before the battle to power up. I needed all the strength I could get.

"I swear if Bella and Edward do anything in our room I am going to kick Edward to the moon." I grumbled.

"Don't worry Fleur...I'm sure Edward won't do anything." Jasper reassured, a guilty look was on his face, however.

"You threatened him didn't you?" Not buying his innocent act.

"Yes, yes I did."

"Alright everyone, we can go!" I heard Alice say outside, Dean, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett, Esme, Carlisle, and I all made our way outside quickly.

Timeskip: 6 hours later

"Damn Emmett, at this point you're going to put bears into extinction."

"Serves them right short stack."

"Dude I am 5'9, that's pretty tall for a girl."

"But pretty short for someone who's 6'5."

"Oh shut it and hit your head in the doorway again."

"Darlin, if he keeps doing that the support beams are going to give out in the house." Jasper added.

"Nah they'll be fine, he's as tall as a support beam." I joked.

"Can't wait to kick some newborn-vampire ass," Dean said, jumping up slightly in excitement. Alice giggled and wrapped her arms around him

"Are the newborns still making their way to the field Alice?" Carlisle asked.

"Yes, they should be here at 5:15 pm tomorrow."

"We'll be ready," Carlisle said.

"You guys go ahead in, I need some quiet. I'm going to try and track Victoria."

They all nodded and went inside, I saw them all however observing me through the glass walls."

I got into my trance, rolling my eyes behind my head and I was flying through the city once again. I stopped in an underground tunnel, the likes of which was located in Seattle. I finally found her, she was talking with that man that turned me... the name I finally found out to be Riley Biers.

"You’re not coming with us?" He asked angrily.

"It’ll be a last-minute decision. I told you how it works." Victoria replied she seemed bored.

"The Cullen’s have powers according to one of your friends," Riley said skeptically.

"Yes, my friend told me... my DEAD friend. Don’t underestimate them, Riley. One of them made me have hallucinations of my friend. You’ll have the numbers, but they’ll be able to anticipate your every move. You don’t trust me do you?"

"I trust you with my life. I’m just saying…"

"I’m doing this for us so that we can feed without their…retaliation and I can’t live in fear anymore waiting for them to attack."

"I won’t let them. I’m going to end the Cullen clan. I swear."

I broke out of my trance before I could get anything else out of the conversation. I rushed inside, eager to tell them what I found.

"It was Victoria guys!" I said.

"What? I would've seen it." Alice replied.

"She was hiding behind that kid, Riley... She's letting him lead the army to us..."

[casmybelovedass]

The Destiel Folder: Season 7

[Season 4; Season 5; Season 6]

This season is mostly Dean being a depressed bi who can't cope with his crush's death.

This is, in my opinion, the season where Dean actually starts realizing he might for real think of Cas as something more.

Episode 1:

Cas is basically gone, both Bobby and Sam (almost) are ready to compel to whatever he says, but Dean still tries to get him to come back. "You can turn this around. Please!" (3:13) Denial

Dean has no idea how to deal with God!Castiel, but desperate to find him, and getting emotional "I don't even know what book to hit for this." "Then figure it out!" (5:47) Anger

As we have said many times already, angels don't have a sex, Castiel is not a man, and as he states, he is "utterly indifferent to sexual orientation" (8:03), and so is Chuck, God himself, who has admitted having had both girlfriends and boyfriends.

Dean turns off the news the moment he hears a woman describe Cas as "young and sexy", while doing that jaw clentch thing of his (10:14) ... huh... [and this doesn't really matter, but after this we immediately see Dean in a purple flannel. PURPLE! Go Bi!Dean]

"He's not a guy, he's a God [...] Cas is never coming back. He's lied to us, he's used us, he's cracked your gourd like it was nothing. No more talk. We've spent enough on him." (11:09) Dean trying to jump to the 5th stage of grief. Yeah, no baby that's not how it works

Dean tries so hard to convince himself that Cas's gone so he can kill him, but can't really. "Just kill him now!" and struggles hard to hold Castiel's glare. And as soon as Death offers a second option to killing him, Dean takes it. Bargening

"Dean, look, I know you think Cas is gone." "That's because he is." (31:22) Again with trying to jump to acceptance. Not doing great, Dean. In fact, "Yeah, you know how I'm gonna deal? I'm gonna stuff my pie hole, I'm gonna drink, and I'm gonna watch some asian cartoon porn. And act like the world's about to explode, because it is." (32:17) There it is. Depression.

[Remember this: Dean has no shame in watching porn in front of his brother. Wait a few seasons and see]

Just moments earlier, Dean was all "That's not Cas, Cas is dead" and shit, and now he goes "What? You need something else?" worried-husband-mode the moment Cas asks for help (34:50). Also#MARRIED (35:16)

Bobby: "Where's Sam? It's go time." Dean: *looks back at Cas worried* (37:12)

MUST HELP HUSBAND (38:06) look at Dean's eyes!!! They're like 'It's okay, it's okay. You've got this.' "I'm sorry, Dean." Cas chose these words to be his last, thinking he was going to die. LOOK AT DEAN (38:21) ICWAW this would MEAN SOMETHING ELSE

"CAS! [...] Is he breathing? ... Maybe angels don't need to breathe." says the one who was going around saying Cas was gone for good. "He's gone, Dean." "... damn it... *tears up* Cas, you child... Why didn't you listen to me." #MARRIED (39:15) Then he goes "CAS?!" as soon as he starts breathing again. ICWAW, we would SCREAM "LOVE" in this scene

"Imma find some way to redeem myself to you *looks at Dean straight in the eyes*" "*looks at Cas up and down*... Alright, well, one thing at the time, come on. Let's get you out of here." "I mean it, Dean." *eye love-making* "... Okay." (40:30) ICWAW, oooohhh, the meanings this scene would have...

Dean's face when the Leviathans tell him Cas is dead. Again. (41:18)

Episode 2:

Dean looking at the Leviathans occupying Cas' body. The HATE (1:44)

"... okay... so he's gone. *shakes while tearing up* [...] Dumb son of a bitch..." (5:14) Here we go again... I'm fine, shut up

Dean picks up, washes, folds and keeps Cas' coat (5:23) SWEET

"You just lost one of the best friends you've ever had." this hurts me. "... I'm fine, really." (12:11)

"You asked me how I was doing? Well, not good." (38:54)

Episode 5:

Dean progressively drinks more as his nightmares get worse and he misses Cas more and more. 3 times we see him drink, only in the first 12 minutes.

Sam can tell Dean feels like shit, and bet one of those reasons is Cas "Like it or not, the stuff you don't talk about, it doesn't just go away. It builds up." (39:33) Yeah, and not only problems or grief... even love

Episode 7:

Not a destiel moment, but Dean totally got hit on by the waiter. LOL (7:30)

And again. What is it with men in this town and Dean. "We're looking for a necklace." "Romantic. *looks at Dean*" (12:17). Is it an energy reading thing or something? Can they feel the bi energy?

"The Campbell brothers. [...] They weren't actually brothers. That was a cover for their, uhm... alternative life style." (22:40) Huh... I guess calling your lover "brother" runs in the family

"Ever since Cas... I'm having a hard time trusting anybody." (40:44) ouch

Episode 9:

Dean is drunk/high on Leviathan juice, and the first thing he thinks and blabbers about, is Cas (19:48) "I don't even care anymore." Oooohh ICWAW... the possibilities for this scene

Episode 12:

Dean totally checked out that man in uniform. FIGHT ME (16:27)

Episode 13:

"You're head's not in it, man. When Cas died, you were wobbly, but now-" "Now what!!" (39:35) as soon as Sam mentions Cas' death, Dean gets snappy

Episode 17:

Dean keeps getting snappy whenever Sam mentions Cas

"OH my God the love of my life is alive!" (13:02-13:06)

Dean's face when Daphne touches Cas (13:25), and when he calls her his wife (13:41)

AND HIS FUCKING FACE TRYING NOT TO TEAR UP BECAUSE CAS DOESN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT HIM (14:16)

You mean to tell me that ICWAW this wouldn't be seen as a mini desperation moment from a man seeing his lover in this situation? Yeah, I don't think so

"What if you were some sort of... I don't know, bad guy." "I... I don't feel like a bad person." Dean's face is like "Damn right you aren't" (16:50)

"He betrayed you, this dude. He was your friend?" Dean looking at him... can't even answer the question (19:59)

Dean says Cas' betrayal is something he cant get over like everything else. And that he doesn't know why. "It doesn't matter why." "Of course it matters!" (20:25)

Dean gets visibly uneasy about Meg being so close to Cas (25:34) jealous boyfriend is jealous

Dean doesn't want Cas to remember, afraid he'll leave again (32:18)

"I've known you for years!" (32:34) poor baby. Also "You're an angel." "Uhm, I'm sorry? Is that a flirtation?" DEAN'S FACE (32:42)

Dean doesn't want Cas to be hurt by his own memories and past actions (33:00)

"You used to fight together. Bestest friends, actually." Yeah, look at that reaction. Let's see how he reacts to being called his boyfriend later on (33:09)

#MARRIED!!! I'll just leave this. No comment (33:41)

As Cas regains his memories, only 2 of the ones we see are not of Dean. And the only one we hear is the "I'm sorry, Dean." . That is what matters to Cas (and this looks like a slash video. Kudos to the editors) "I remember you... I remember everything." Yeah, no-homo save (34:35)

Not even an hour earlier, Dean was ranting about Cas betraying him, how he couldn't forget and forgive him, and now he is saying Cas did "the best you could at the time", but Cas actually feels guilt and doesn't want Dean to defend him, but Dean does anyway (36:53)

"We didn't part as friends, Dean." "*looks at Cas up and down*... So what?" "I deserved to die." the look on Dean's face (37:18)

Dean gives Cas his trench coat back. The trench coat he kept, folded and all the the truck, for weeks. And that's not even Baby. So he moved the coat, to always have it with him (37:26). I'm not crying, shut up

Also, here, have a deleted scene that breaks my heart

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Episode 20:

Let us all appreciate that one time Dean helped a lesbian flirt with a dude (24:27-25:03)

Episode 21:

Dean is devastated about Cas' mental state, that he did that to himself to save Sam. Look at his eyes in this scene (16:08). Also, Dean still resents Cas for the whole 'New God' crap, but it feels like the real reason is the fact that he left (19:18)

"Cas! Don't make me pull this car over!" "Are you angry? Why are you angry? *puppy eyes*" "... No I-I'm..." #MARRIED (27:28)

Cas says he won't fight anymore, but as soon as Dean's in trouble, he FLIPS

"The angels... they don't care... I think maybe they don't have the equipment to care." (31:49) Touchy much, Dean?, are you trying to convince yourself about that? It feels like he's making excuses to not let himself feel anything for Cas. "It seems like when they try, it just... breaks them apart." ... OK, fuck everything, ICWAW this would totally be seen as romantic angsty reference to Cas

Cas is so lost in his guilt for what he has caused. He looks like a baby, and it gets worse when it comes to Dean

"Why should we give you anything? After everything you have taken from us? The very touch of you curropts. When Castiel first laid a hand on you in Hell, he was lost!" (36:50) okay damn, ICWAW all of this would seem as if they were talking about a love relationship between the two and you can't tell me otherwise

'HURT HUSBAND-MUST PROTECT MODE' (37:17)

"The bone of a righteous mortal and the blood of a fallen angel" ... shut up, I'm dying over these clues (39:11)

"What are you gonna do, Cas?" Dean's eyes are begging him to stay. ICWAW, we would point that out without a shadow of a doubt (39:40)

Episode 23:

"Dude... on my car. He showed up naked... covered in bees!" ... come on, ICWAW this would be a HUGE deal (5:10)

"Go ask him. He was your boyfriend first." (8:51) LISTEN HERE. I study psychology, and one of the first things they teach you is that jokes are based on the truth. HOW MANY OF THESE JOKES WERE MADE?! HUH??!! (plus all the "Dick" jokes Sam made) Also Dean's reaction with the jaw clentch... just saying

Cas keeps stating he doesn't want to fight, but again, Dean's in trouble? FIGHT MODE

"*soft shoulder touch, puppy eyes, serves Dean a sandwich*" ... SOFT #MARRIED COUPLE (18:27)

"You got anything to say on the topic of dicks?" you'd like that, wouldn't you, Dean? (26:42)

Cas is afraid he will do something to cause Dean more trouble. Let's remember he chose what he believed were his last words to be "I'm sorry, Dean.", but as we know, Dean deals with feelings by showing anger... Cas gets upset and copes by playing twister... pathetic. "I can't help. [...] I destroyed everything and I will destroy everything again!" for a moment, Cas is lucid, and expresses his fear, but as soon as Dean gets angry with him, Cas gows back to hide in his world of crazy (26:47)

"I'm not good luck, Dean." "... You know what? [...] I'd rather have you. Cursed or not." Look at Cas' soft little smile as it grows. ICWAW, this would be read as another confession (32:38)

"I'll go with you." SOFT

SEE??! The MOMENT Dick threatens Dean, Cas goes full Angel of the Lord on his ass. MUST PROTECT HUSBAND (36:52) and the utter shock on Dean's face is priceless

And here comes PurGAYtory

[Season 8>>]

[nothingbutfangirlsmut]

The Girl Out of Time

Pairing: Bucky X Reader and Sam X Reader

Background: Willow Roffe was born and raised in Brooklyn. She lived her life as happily as she could with her two childhood best friends Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers. When they both left her to join the military she tried to continue with life but that didn't get to happen for her for the simple fact that she meant something to James Buchanan Barnes.

Rating: Story will be overall MATURE but not every chapter. There will be strong language, tall of both mental and physical abuse, some good ole angst, and smut. There will be a warning at the beginning on the chapter when it includes smut.

Chapter 15

Steve, Sam, Hill and I were together in a group. We needed to enter as quietly as possible so we took the forest area some ways away from Sheild Headquarters. We are heading for the security control room.

"Willow, I want you by my side the whole time. Sam and Hill got back up." Steve ordered quietly as we entered the building.

"This way" Hill whispered.

We turned a few corners then finally stopped at a metal door. Hill pushed a button on a small device causing the electronic equipment in the room beyond the door to ring loudly. The door swung open to reveal a skinny young man. Sam and Hill's guns were pointed directly at him. Steve and I stood shoulder to shoulder. He in his original Captain America uniform and me in black jeans and some random dark brown leather jacket that looked a bit weathered. It fit pretty good though.

"Excuse us" Steve said in a very polite manner.

The young man raised his arms, nodded as he gestured for us to enter, then stepped back. Steve went straight for the controls to override the coms.

"Attention all Shield Agents." Steve said threw the small microphone then paused.

He took a deep breath then continued.

"The is Steve Rogers." He paused for a breath.

"You've heard a lot about me over the last few days. Some of you were even ordered to hunt me down." He paused again then looked back at me.

I gave him a small smile and nod.

"I think it's time you know the truth. Shield is not what we thought it was. It's been taken over by Hydra. Alexander Pierce is their leader. The Strike and Insight crew are Hydra as well. I don't know how many more. I know they're in the building. They could be standing right next to you. They almost have what they want. Absolute Control. They shot Nick Fury and it won't end there. If you launch those helicarriers today Hydra will be able to kill anyone who stands in their way. Unless we stop them. I know I'm asking a lot. The price of freedom is high. Always has been. It's a price I'm willing to pay. And if I'm the only one then so be it. I'm willing to bet I'm not." Steve stepped back from the PA system.

Sam chuckled softly as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"Did you write that down first? Or was it off the top of your head?" Sam asked smirking at Steve.

Steve smiled but didn't answer.

"I got this. You three get to the helicarriers and switch those blades." Hill said as she took a seat at the control desk.

"I'll take Alpha, Falcon take Bravo, and Will you got Charlie. If you need anything please call for me." Steve said ending with me.

I rolled my eyes but nodded anyway. I knew it was a possibility I could need Captain America's help.

I was quick to stow away on my designated ship. They were already in the process of taking off. I knew what I needed to do. I had to clear the ship and get as close to the blades as possible. I turned on my ear piece to make sure I could communicate with Steve and Sam.

"Hey Cap, how do we know the good guys from the bad guys?" Sam asked.

"If they're shooting at you they're bad." Steve answered.

I rolled my eyes. I crept threw the halls of the massive helicarrier. I had a vague idea of where to go. At the moment everyone must be at their stations. Each corner I went around I half expected someone to be there but each time it was empty.

"Hey Cap, found those bad guys you were talking about." Sam shouted.

"You okay?" Steve asked.

"I'm not dead yet." Sam answered.

I finally heard a set of foot steps coming in my direction. I put myself as close to the wall as I could. I let them walk past me then lunged forward. One arm around their neck the other covering their mouth. I squeezed until they went limp. I slowly and silently lowered his body to the floor.

"Falcon status" Hill called to Sam.

"Engaging" Sam shouted clearly in the midst of action.

I moved farther into the ship towards the center. Stopping to listen at every corner before going around it.

"Alright Cap, I'm in." Sam said sounding a bit winded.

"Shit" Sam's voice was barely audible.

My heart raced with the thought of Sam in trouble. He and Steve were fighting from the top down while I was quick to start below deck. Only because I caught a door open right after a pilot ran out.

"8 minutes Cap" Hill stated.

"Working on it" Steve grunted.

I finally paused at a metal door at the end of a hallway. I slowly slid the door open to find that that was a mistake. Five people were standing there already facing me.

"Willow how you doing?" Hill asked me.

"Give me just a sec" I replied then let the metal door close behind me.

Only two of them pulled a gun. The other three seemed to be some kind of engineers or maintenance. I was quick to duck from their bullets. I fell into a crouch then spun myself around with my leg extended. One man was taken off his feet the other kept his footing. I grabbed the barrel of the gun with my right hand as I spun around to put my back to his front. My left arm wrapped around the back of his neck. I snapped his wrist as hard as I could making sure I'd break it. His gun fell to the floor. As quick as I could I threw him over my shoulder as I knelt on one knee. He landed perfectly hitting his head on the floor knocking him out cold.

The man that was on the floor first was now standing again. I upper cut the barrel of his gun just as he fired moving it so it went off right above my head. Without missing a beat I punched him as hard as I could sending him to the floor in a heap of limbs.

"Almost there" I answered Hill's earlier question.

The three other men all raised their hands as I looked at them.

"We're with the Captain." One of them said.

I nodded then continued on threw the door on the other side of the room.

"Alpha locked" Steve called out.

"Falcon, where are you now?" Hill asked.

"Had to take a detour!" Sam shouted.

I picked up my pace trying to reach the console in time.

"Oh yea!" Sam shouted in excitement.

My heart lifted. He sounded ok.

"I'm in" Sam panted.

I pushed threw another door to find an empty storage room.

"Bravo locked" Sam cheered.

"Two down one to go. How you doing Willow?" Hill asked.

"Just about there. This place is a maze." I answered quietly.

"6 minutes" Hill said.

"Hey Sam, gonna need a ride!" Steve shouted.

"Roger! Let me know when you're ready!" Sam shouted back.

An explosion in the distance went off. It didn't sound like it was on this ship.

"I just did!" Steve shouted.

I stayed frozen listening to the coms. I had to make sure they were okay.

Sam shouted like he was in pain.

"You know you're a lot heavier than you look." Sam grumbled.

"Had a big breakfast" Steve answered casually.

I chuckled then quickly continued down more hallways.

"Steve!" Sam shouted in panic.

I froze again this time in pure fear of what just happened.

"Steve?" I questioned.

There was no answer. All I could hear was the static of the com. A few minutes of silence passed. I did my best to continue to creep down the hall as I listened for something from Steve or Sam.

"Cap, Cap, come in, are you okay?" Sam asked as he groaned.

"Yea, I'm here! I'm still on the helicarrier! Where are you?" Steve asked.

I stopped at another door.

"Grounded, suits down, sorry Cap." Sam said softly.

This door wasn't the same as the others. It wasn't old looking.

"Don't worry I got it." Steve grunted.

The door was freshly painted black or looked that way. It slid open as I stepped up to it. Inside was exactly what I was looking for. I moved closer to the center of the narrow metal bridge. The blades are right there. A sudden jolt to the bridge had me spinning around.

There he was. James Barnes. He wasn't wearing a mask now. His face was on full display.

"Step away from it." He ordered.

I stepped backwards.

"Sorry Jamie I can't do that." I said softly but loud enough for him to hear.

The look on his face told me he did indeed remember me. Steve had told me I was the only one to ever call him Jamie. He looked at me in complete disbelief. His eyes fell to the dark brown jacket I was wearing. His eyebrows furrowed in concentration as he stared at it for a few seconds.

"You remember?" He asked taking a step forward.

I shook my head.

"I have no memory of you. I only know what Steve has told me." I explained taking a few quick steps back towards the blades.

James lunged forward but I was quicker. I ducked grabbing the rail to swing myself out of his way then back on the bridge.

"Falcon, Rumlow's heading for the counsel." I faintly heard Hill say.

"I'm on it" came Sam's much louder reply.

I ran as fast as I could to the other side. I had to switch the blades. I can do this. Right as I spun around to face the blades James dropped in front of me. He landed perfectly between me and what I needed. He stepped towards me forcing me back towards another narrow bridge.

"I don't want to fight you." He said threw clenched teeth.

"Why?" I asked narrowing my eyes at him.

His fists clenched at his side as he stepped towards me again. This time I stood my ground.

"Because they made me remember you." He growled.

I took an involuntary step back in shock. I was right?

"Why me?" I asked curiously.

His eyes locked on mine. The feeling that ran down my spine wasn't cold. It was a warming sensation that slowly covered my entire body.

"Because you were their weapon against me." He answered quietly.

Before I could question him further the bridge jostled again. Steve had started walking across the bridge toward me. When he reached me he shoved me behind him so he could face his friend.

"People are gonna die Buck. I can't let that happen." Steve said softly.

James stayed quiet.

"Please don't make me do this." Steve pleaded.

I had to jump backwards as the two men collided. I was back on the platform watching the men on the bridge. They both seemed to be equal in strength. They both landed blows and blocked blows. They were both seriously skilled fighters.

James punched Steve knocking him off the bridge onto the glass dome below. I ran back down the bridge to the blades then leaned over the railing so I could see them. They were still fighting hand to hand. Steve suddenly gained the upper hand getting James down. Steve had his arm around James' throat and his legs pinning down the metal arm.

James went limp letting the blade we needed fall from his hand. Steve was quick to pick it up then get to his feet. He started climbing back up towards me. He was halfway up when a shot rang out. Steve groaned as he slammed against the wall. He continued to climb although he was starting to struggle. Another shot rang out. Steve shouted.

"No!" I screamed down to James.

His head instantly snapped up to look at me.

"Steve!" I shouted as I leaned under the railing extending my hand to him.

Instead of giving me his hand he gave me the blade. Without a second hesitation I took it. Two more quick shots rang out followed by a sound of pain from Steve. I was at the blades now. As soon as they lowered into place I yanked one out then placed ours in it's spot.

"Charlie locked" I called out.

Steve got to the top of the bridge. I helped pull him the rest of the way up.

"Ok Cap, you and Willow get out of there." Hill ordered.

Steve suddenly grabbed the gun that was hidden in my boot. He shot the entire clip into one of the glass panes causing it to shatter. He shoved the gun back in my boot.

"Sorry Will but I need you safe." He said then shoved me over the rail.

I was so surprised I couldn't react until it was too late. I was falling threw the air towards the water below. Just as I hit the water all three carriers started to fire on themselves. We did it.

The cold water took my breath but I was glad to be alive. I swam towards the shore pulling myself onto the sand. My chest was rising and falling rapidly as I laid on my back staring up at the helicarrier I was just on. The one Steve and james were still on.

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Masterlist

[jjpmoans]

GYM 7

Character : Jinyoung x oc

Theme : Gym Trainer!Jinyoung

Words : 1419 words

As I see the signboard at the front door, my feet become so stoned and it did not want to move. With heavy steps, I follow my friend to push the door open with her exclaiming greetings.

"Welcome!" The receptionist chirps. He is extremely cheerful and seems not supposed to be here.

"We are here for a trial." My friend says. It is actually not 'we'. I was forced into this. I don't even like exercising.

The only exercise I would like is eating. And sleeping.

"Oh yes you called in yesterday. I'm Youngjae. For as long you are here, you might want to use my first name with me. You are signing up for which course?" I leave the both of them to discuss about the trial program.

I'm not interested and I hope she would pick the shortest trial so I can get out of here as soon as possible.

Peeking into the training area, there are treadmills lining up at one side of the gym. On the short wall, there are various type of dumbbells and kettlebells, as well as weights and barbells neatly kept. Facing the transparent windows are the benches and all type of equipments that I never knew their name. I hope I could only need to use the treadmill.

The gym seems well equipped (not that I know if something is missing anyways). Music is constantly played on the speaker, not on high volume because it might irritate the customers. The sign 'GYM7' are pasted everywhere in the gym, the interior design is so elegant and looks expensive.

Well, this gym is not that bad.

I am thrown forward as my friend locks her arm in mine, steadying herself.

"Are you finished with the contract to torture me?" She grins and nods. She is very excited, considering this is her new year resolution. To get to the gym at least once a week.

I bet her ass won't last even two weeks.

"Ladies." A man approaches us, dressed in all black gym clothes.

Wow. Sturdy chests. Handsome faces. Amazing body posture.

No wonder people keep on hitting the gym. Are all trainers hot or what?

"I'm Mark and this is Jinyoung." Another trainer nods his head, also dressed in all black. What? Are they trainers or angels in black?

"Which one of you signed up for this course?" Mark asks. My friend who is now gaping, raises her hand while her eyes are still trained on Mark. Wow. Now I think she will last for a month here.

"Okay. Come with me." Mark gestures her to follow him and like an obedient puppy, she follows his track.

I watch them walking away while I stand alone, lost.

"Come." Jinyoung says. I jump because he goes for my arm and literally drag me to the other side of the gym where the area is much bigger and empty, lesser equipments.

"I didn't sign up for this." I says as he start to drag me across the room.

"The form says two people."

"Yeah right of course she needs to add me too. Why am I here?" He laughs, taking in my frustration.

Reaching the other side of the room, he put off our things and walk straight to the center of the room again. "It's going to be fun."

"Uhmm. I just want you to know that I'm not a fan of exercising." I wince at my words. They sounds like I'm really bad at exercising. Which is very well true.

"Really? Then it's good for you to come to the gym." He stops causing me to stop in my track too. "You know how to do warm up right?"

I nod.

"Then we'll start with warming up." He tilts his head and ready to count.

"Honestly, I don't want to be here." I say breathlessly. Jinyoung is quite tolerant with me. I'm okay with warming up and slow jogs. But all these stretching are killing me.

"Jinyoung!" I scream as he pushes my legs up to keep me cycling the air. I hate him for being so tolerable with me that I couldn't bear to let him down.

He chuckles at my attempt to put down my legs and give up. "Come on princess. You can do 5 more."

"Five!?" I groan. "You said I did 10 already!"

"Yes and each set has 15. Up!" He taps my leg to 90 degree and ask me to paddle again.

"Why are you torturing me like this?" I roll on the floor, trying to avoid Jinyoung. He laughs, pulling me towards him again.

"Nope. Come. Let's try the kettlebells.

"Kettlebells!? I thought you said you won't torture me!" I flap dramatically.

After a few set of torture (I call hell for this), Jinyoung finally let me roll around tiredly and step aside to give me time to recover my strength. But I'm already a rolling like a rag, cursing everything.

"I hate you." Jinyoung chuckles as he throws me a clean towel and rolls my water bottle to me.

"I think I've heard you said that like 15 times already."

"And that is coming from our first session. Imagine if I meet you every week." I suck my breath and drink my water.

Jinyoung gets up, heading towards the kettlebells. I groan as soon as I saw him approaching them.

"If you say I need to do one more set, I'll kill you with those kettlebells."

He laughs (honestly, he have been laughing straight since our warming up). "No thanks. I want to live. This is mine. I'll let you rest for a while."

He picks up a kettlebell, opens his leg wide into squat position and starts lifting the kettlebell in sumo squat position.

My eyes follow his movement and surprisingly, he is very calm and controlled. Unlike me, he actually focus at one point, and lift the kettlebell up without any noise, except his grunts.

Right after the kettlebells, he goes for the dumbbells and honestly, he knows he's hot. My eyes are glued to his muscles contracting each time he lifts the dumbbells and I know he knows I'm watching him.

By the time he finished, I unconsciously gives him the towel I've been using and my own water bottle. He accepts them and starts wiping his own sweat and chug down the plain water.

I watch his Adam apple bobs as he drinks, something weirdly satisfying to see him all breathless after exercising. Maybe it's just my imagination. He is hot after all.

"Are you inspired yet?" He asks.

I blink a few times, not getting his point. When he raises his eyebrows, I gasp loudly.

"You did that to inspire me!?"

He makes a face as if to say 'obviously'. For a split second, I laugh.

I shake my head and laugh at his attempt to inspire me.

"Why are you trying to get me inspired?" I asks. He doesn't need to do anything. I'm all ready to cling to him on our next session.

"I guess when I heard you said you hate me over 16 times, it gets me feeling sad that you might not come over again." He rubs his neck shyly.

"Why would I?"

"Because you hate gym?" He says hesitantly.

I did tell during our stretching how I hate gym, how gym and I would never be compatible and how gym would be my least favourite place.

"Jinyoung.." I shake my head, still stiffling my laugh. "I do hate gym--"

"Hey are you done?" My friend pops up from the glass door, asking me if we can go home now.

I turn to Jinyoung, his face is full of question because I have not finished my sentence yet.

"Let's go." She chirps, leaving the door.

Her interruption has left us silent, I forgot what I was saying and Jinyoung did not bother to ask me more. He got even more silent when he stand up and collect our things, heading out of the room.

Jinyoung leads us, leaving the room. As we reach the door where we both will have different path, I whisper quietly but loud enough for him to hear.

"I think I might like gym because of my trainer now." I can see his smile, his eyes twinkling and shining when he turns to me.

"See you next week, princess."

I never thought I would be hitting the gym for the second time. I think I should start being fit now.

A/N

Never thought I could write this long in Tumblr. And yet Tumblr has some weird setting I don't know why.

Anyways, @prettywordsyouleft help me commenting about this?

[meleuki]

I'll label the main ones:

-body hair.

It was winter and a male friend of mine pulled the leg of my sweatpants up (not purposefully), then proceeded to 'ew!' at the sight of my non-shaved legs.

-breast size.

It's both women and men that make this difficult. Some people at my school comment on my body, "you have huge tits." Or "your tits aren't that big." And now I never know how to feel about them, I should be okay with them. But so many people comment, so now I'm never okay with them.

-not appreciating catcalls.

It was school camp, I was with a my group of students and a teacher, it was my groups night out. We were to be treated to a fancy dinner and we were all dressed up in our nice clothes. I walked past an outdoor table of a restaurant and some sleazy mid 40s man commented on my ass, saying he would be able to treat me well. I'd never felt more disrespected and also considering the fact I was 15.

-your weight.

My own father once made a joke about me being too big, although he has problems of his own and I know he didnt mean anything by it. I know I am not big, curvy at the most. My ex-best friend used to point out how skinny she was, and how much less she weighed than me. I bet you can guess why we are no longer friends.

-your clothing choice.

I wore fishnets under a dress, because well that's just me. My mother told me I looked like a stripper, with my dark makeup and skanky tights. I couldn't care less, but I know that it does affect some people. Every day at school people comment on my clothes and my dark and edgy style of clothes, I've developed nicknames such as "creep", "freak" and "weirdo".

-having sex/not having sex

It's not uncommon for people my age to start going at it like rabbits, but some people don't respect boundaries. I don't want to talk about sex life and how I should or should not have one. That is my choice and whoever says otherwise deserves to be punched.

-make-up.

Oh boy, wow. I wear very dark make-up especially around my eyes, cause I like the way it looks. I've had comments in the streets from stupid people who think it's perfectly fine to enforce their opinion on the way I dress, simply because it's not what you see everyday. I've had a classmate tell me, "No don't do that, you won't be pretty anymore!" Exact words.

-having your period.

Boys seem to think that it's okay to be all gross and ewwy about periods. "Ew oh my god", "yuck you bleed from there." Or "just suck it up, it can't be that bad." All I have to say to those people is, Fuck you dude just Fuck you.

-saying no.

Some boys act like no doesn't mean no. I had a boyfriend where I would say no and five minutes later he would ask again and again and again and again. It got to the point where I broke up with him because intimacy felt like it was becoming a constant chore for me to perform Every time I saw that boy. And that's not good, at. All.

-masturbating.

I don't know why some guys think it's rare for females to masturbate. We probably do it just as much if I'm honest. Yes, porn does help us to, not all people, but some. I had a boy ask me straight up once if I had masturbated before so I told him straight up with a simple, "yeah." And he acted like it was the most vile and weirdest thing he'd ever heard of. But yeah Fuck that.

Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):

-your weight

-your clothing choice

-your amount of make up

-having sex

-not having sex

-breast size

-having your period

-saying no

-not appreciating catcalls 

-masturbating

-body hair

[punkscowardschampions]

Jimmy & Janis

Jimmy: Alright Janis: Not bad, boy Janis: you? Jimmy: Happy to be at work. Says it Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 full orchestra Janis: 😨 Christ Janis: assuming you're not just buzzin' to see your fave GILFs, what's the drama? Jimmy: 3 guesses, mate Jimmy: 1 clue, he's a top dickhead Janis: he's a child and you're rude Janis: jk bobs Janis: my number one fan, how's tricks Jimmy: he's #buzzing that we're back to being #goals like Jimmy: expects me to get the cake and bunting in every time he gets a new lass through the door though Janis: obvs its a competition and you ain't trying hard enough Janis: can't win though, cass said you were bringing him down before so what's he want like Jimmy: I've already won, me. Sorry dad but there's the reality Jimmy: Such a twat Jimmy: If you wanted me to date the other twin it's too late to register your vote Janis: Forreal Janis: the LDR might not last but can't be banking on it now Jimmy: Every time he pops his head round me door I keep thinking he's gonna wheel out my ex Jimmy: Having driven back up north to remind me of what I loved and lost Janis: Ha Janis: I mean, not the girl you need to be looking for, wanna get real about it Jimmy: Can't be getting real, can he? Jimmy: Unless its about me then he's gonna fill his boots Janis: What would he know about it Janis: 'less you're doing his job, when's he ever been arsed Jimmy: always time for a bit of father son criticism naturally Jimmy: makes the paid slog go with more of a swing Janis: what a prick Janis: wanna fake breakup? Jimmy: No Jimmy: Why should he get what he wants Janis: Shouldn't but idc about him Janis: if it gets him off your back then don't mind Jimmy: experience knows its not that easy Jimmy: gonna be something most days Jimmy: I packed a bag so many times when you were away only to figure I had nowhere I could actually go Jimmy: Or especially take Cass and Bobs along to Jimmy: nowt to do but unpack it again Janis: It's shit, babe Janis: you'll have somewhere one day but for now Janis: you wanna go somewhere after work Jimmy: I do Jimmy: only thing getting through this shift was reckoning you'd say that Jimmy: and needing money to get far Janis: 'course Janis: don't count as running if you come too right Jimmy: No problems with us both legging it Jimmy: as long as I can keep up 🚭 Janis: good, be shit if i fucked up my streak already, like Janis: can't be that loser Janis: can but try, mate Jimmy: 💪😎��� Jimmy: Challenge accepted as many times as it gets laid down Jimmy: 👌 Janis: stoptober the real challenge 😏😂 Jimmy: Funny Janis: I know Janis: s'been said Jimmy: But not the best track record at getting Twix to not do things Jimmy: So I'd need a better trainer if you were serious Janis: 😮 Janis: How dare you Janis: maybe I don't want her to stop Janis: clearly, I am that cunt, fucking with you and yours for the craic Jimmy: Life and times according to Pops Jimmy: As you said, what does he know Jimmy: you're just a piss poor trainer. Unlucky like Janis: 🖕 Janis: got you whipped like Jimmy: 😏 Jimmy: Likely story Janis: okay come thru with that denial Jimmy: It's genetic, mate Jimmy: Clearly foolproof Jimmy: 😒 Janis: Same Janis: awks when they're just bonding us further Jimmy: not mad about it Janis: he will be Janis: don't think any of mine are proper haters Janis: pablo, maybe but our bad Jimmy: and he's got no taste as shown for a full fortnight when those spanish lasses were here Jimmy: so if he don't like me I'm alright with it Janis: honestly 🙄 he's so...let's not even go there Janis: sure about that? Janis: idk if your ego can hack it, personally Jimmy: don't tar me with your brush, like Janis: just saying Janis: know it 💔 when you aren't fave Janis: i'm more than used to it, thanks mr. t Janis: needed cutting down, like 😜 Jimmy: I am where it matters Jimmy: Mr Lucas come through Janis: 😂 Janis: surprised he didn't find a reason to chaperone Janis: like bitch you ain't languages Jimmy: I bet he tried his hardest Jimmy: Would've def found a way to swing it if they'd sent you to a Spanish location with a load of beaches and pools Janis: regret hitting so hard i gotta seduce him to add to the shitheap Janis: 😬 Jimmy: Was there an equivalent when you were over there or is he in a league of his own 💘 Jimmy: Might dedicate my next artsy endeavor to him get those top marks Janis: truly one of a kind Janis: suck up Janis: not bitter i'm being replaced or nowt Jimmy: only in his dreams am I Jimmy: 💕 Janis: 🤢 shut uppppppp Jimmy: fancy helping me with the project yourself then? Jimmy: Less time on my knees and more in front of a lens Janis: what you doing Jimmy: Still in the planning stages cause my POV shifted from 💔 back to 💕 Jimmy: But we aren't busy and I've got plenty of napkins here to figure it out with Janis: Your teach is welcome, saving her from your angst 😉 Janis: cool though, help how i can Jimmy: And me from getting the piss taken by the rest of the class Jimmy: #blessed Jimmy: On the subject of angst though, how's Gracie? Janis: You know they'd lap that shit up Janis: basic bitches i 👀 you Janis: She's alright, he's as highkey so they're making it work Jimmy: Cute Jimmy: Better not be coming for our brand and fans 👀 her Janis: No danger Janis: even if I've pulled a Sinead and you're past your prime Janis: still got it, kids Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: still a decent muse, you Janis: Oh you Janis: not doing nude for free Janis: 😏 Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: I won't bin the job off yet then Janis: Probably don't Janis: shit fit your dad would have if nothing else Jimmy: nothing he does, says or thinks has any impact on me, don't worry Janis: 👍 like Janis: but if you put that on a phonecase the flat whites would buy it, just FYI Jimmy: Anything for a good earner Jimmy: Need petrol never mind them pricey nudes of yours Janis joined the chat 101 minutes ago Janis: listen, i can go twos on the petrol but i can't budge with the nudes, like Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: stick to your guns, mate Janis: get disowned by rio if i did it fo free Jimmy: We can't have that. You're the one with the decent fam Janis: Let's not get carried away Janis: they don't actively hate you, s'a start but they aren't the fucking... Janis: I'd say waltons but like Janis: was that not the goal Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: Your nan started something and your ma was like, challenge accepted Jimmy: Can't fault her for it Janis: Competetive Janis: least I got enough sibs I don't need to come for the title next, like Jimmy: Gotta go the other way and get a different one, like Janis: that's the plan Janis: like I have one but you know Jimmy: We both want to get out of here. Done Janis: True Janis: Hold you to it Jimmy: Alright Janis: even if you're like married with kids Janis: homewrecking that shit 😂 deals a deal mate Jimmy: Who'd wanna marry this dickhead? Jimmy: The in-laws are so offputting an all Jimmy: You've got nowt to worry about Janis: Glad Janis: though I think you're alright, for the record Jimmy: 😎 Jimmy: You aren't too bad yourself Janis: soppy prick Jimmy: cute dickhead Janis: don't take up poetry Janis: words aren't your strongsuit, also you'd be more unbearable so Jimmy: told you before, strong silent type, me Janis: yeah, i know Janis: woulda ignored me for life Jimmy: You think? Janis: Yeah Janis: 😶 like Jimmy: not THAT strong, mate Janis: 💪 never tell your fans, like Jimmy: They probably know Janis: reckon? Jimmy: Is there anything they reckon they don't Janis: bunch of twats Janis: why's there no one decent 'round here Jimmy: Offensive Janis: You don't count Janis: ain't from 'round here, are you boy Jimmy: But I'm still stuck here for a bit Janis: I know Janis: sure there's nothing worse than the couple who only ever hang together Janis: #sooocringe #judgingyou Jimmy: Can't raise this 🐶 alone Jimmy: Sorry Janis: yeah, she ain't my only friend Janis: she's my fur baby Janis: 🤢 Jimmy: #socringe #actuallyjudgingyounowthough Janis: shut up you started it 😂 Jimmy: you gonna finish it then? Janis: too soon 😉 Jimmy: 😏 Janis: such a dick Janis: hardly surprising we're stuck with each other Jimmy: hardly gutting either like Janis: 🤷 had worse Jimmy: Me too Jimmy: Sorry to slander your fave, dad but Janis: Distance ain't made the heart grow fonder? Janis: awks, don't tell Gracie Jimmy: Only if I feel like being a dick Jimmy: So might do Janis: please do Janis: having to be uncharacteristically nice atm Jimmy: Done then Jimmy: If you wanna be uncharacteristically nice to me I'm due a break soon Janis: Hmm Janis: tough ask Janis: see if I've got it in me, like Jimmy: 👌 Jimmy: Keep me informed of your process, like Janis: fucking perv Jimmy: 😇 Jimmy: keep that to yourself, got fans to think of Janis: that i can do Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: Good Janis: yeah Janis: not like i got ulterior motives of my own Jimmy: Obviously not Janis: 😇 Janis: never believe you anyway Jimmy: I can be convincing when I want though Janis: prove it Jimmy: get yourself over here and I will Janis: okay Janis: really make the most of those 15 minutes Jimmy: Done deal Janis: did i tell you i missed you Jimmy: yeah but I don't mind hearing it a second time Jimmy: or third Jimmy: or as many times as you want to tell me Janis: ambitious Janis: see how many we can fit in Jimmy: challenge accepted Janis: 🥇 Jimmy: if I told you I want you I'll say it again Janis: still feels unreal so Janis: take it Jimmy: You're gonna feel how real it is, don't worry Janis: fucking hell Janis: rude of the real world to exist and take you from me Jimmy: I won't go back Jimmy: Like I care Janis: You gotta Janis: this is how addictions start 😏 Janis: think of the plan Jimmy: Damn Jimmy: Alright Janis: I know, buzzkill Jimmy: What are you doing tonight? Janis: Fuck all unless you gonna change that Jimmy: We'll make the most of your drive idea Jimmy: Find somewhere we can be alone for longer than 15 minutes Janis: Good 'cos I need you Jimmy: I need you too Janis: How stupid, 16 years without it and I was chillin' Janis: now, any time I'm not with you I'm frustrated as fuck 😣 Jimmy: 🥇 Jimmy: that's the only victory I proper want Janis: you got it Janis: and me Jimmy: I love you Janis: I love you