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espytalks · 16 days
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The minecreft movie looks like ass, not because it looks like ass (though, it does, visually, look like ass) but because kids movies are inherently bad movies.
I think people forget minecreft is a game marketed towards children. I don't, because all the marketing ive seen since i got back into it is very obviously childish, though in a way that is respectful, and doesn't treat it's audience like idiots, so even though it's family-friendly, it's still fun.
The movie is marketed like every other kids movie from the last.. idk.. 10? 15? years? It's loud, obnoxious, and written with a "hello, stupid child, here's your visual noise" kind of way. Its "quirky" "lol, so random" in a way that corporations that don't actually like kids think kids wanna see.
Of course, this is all based off of a trailer, and it might not be as bad as it seems, but It honestly seems like it's just going to be an average kid's movie; a movie what i really just don't wanna see, because those movies tend to be loud and trope-y and clearly made for a much younger audience, and i'd rather watch something else.
I could get used to how it looks. It's ugly, but if the movie looked good, i'd deal with that. I'm just mad, honestly, cause if this looked good visually, noone would care, because kids movies are supposed to be stupid.
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