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kneelingshadowsalome · 9 months ago
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Hey girlie, I'm such a big fan of yours!! I think your work is PHENOMENAL, like IM LITERALLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH EVERYTIME YOU POST. So, the other day, me and my baby cousin were watching Frozen. And you know how there is this one big sweet guy that got mad because he got offended (I think his name is Oaken? You can look him up) and I IMMEDIATELY thought of König. Imagine him having his own little wooden shop( like that man from Frozen) up in the cold Alps, and one day, our dear Engel comes through the door, shivering from the big snow storm outside, saying that she's seeking shelter at least until the storm outside subsides. What would König do?
Omg this is just another cabin König to me! But with a pinch of silliness đŸ§šđŸŒâ€â™€ïž
Guy wanted some solitude after failing in life big time, he has no interest in socializing (or so he tells himself at night), he’s perfectly happy here in the middle of nowhere with no one to hold close his heart when there’s a blizzard outside

Even hot chocolate tastes better alone, yeah, and ski trips are nice when you can set the pace yourself and admire the mountains with no one in sight. It’s not like he ever imagined a cute girl beside him on those warm sunny days when the snow looks like gelato and glitter, just the sort of thing he'd wrestle her into and then steal a kiss...
Nor does he miss the sound of soft, light-hearted giggle as he skis downhill to his cabin and heats up the sauna, wondering how lucky he is that there’s so few customers here and all of them are men. Otherwise he would have to be careful when he’s walking around in nothing but a towel–
The bell chimes, and someone comes in, of course it’s a woman, the first woman he’s seen in these parts or in his little shop ever. And here he is, sheened in sweat... Wearing only a thin white towel about his waist, the linen already wet and clinging to his thighs from the heat of the sauna.
There's an actual woman standing inside his humble tradepost, looking like a creature born from wind and snow, like a little Christmas tree decoration that has frosting all over it.
Cute little lips, a kissable mouth; that’s the first thing he notices on her, and he never thought of kissing Christmas decorations before
 Men usually look like ice devils when they arrive inside his hut, but this little lady only looks like a winter night’s spirit, a little confused and lost. Her spirit eyes are glued to his junk before they rise to meet his softening stare, and who can blame her for staring when the first thing she sees upon coming in is a half naked man?
“Uh, welcome,” he manages to say while his cock gives a happy little jump under the towel as well, giving its own excited welcome to this woman.
She'd not dressed properly at all for a weather like this – why anyone would insist on wearing a dress in these temperatures is beyond him, but if he was her, uhm, brother or father, he would never have allowed her to go outside without proper winter gear.
Poor thing looks like she’s freezing to death, the bottom half of her dress coated in crystalline snow. If he had known that this lady was out there, trying to get somewhere warm, he would’ve come to her rescue at once

“Um. Are you the shop owner
?” She asks delicately, still hugging herself from the attempt to stay warm.
“Yes. I mean, no... Uh
 This is a trading post,” he stutters with his words, as if talking to women was somehow completely different than talking to men.
She furrows her brows and examines his body again, not at all interested in the items he has in stock. No woman has ever seen him in this state, no woman has ever looked at him like he’s the item here. She looks like she’s not sure if she wants to buy him or not.
“There’s also a sauna,” he says with a hint of pride in his voice, because he is damn well proud to have such luxury here. “Do you want to come
?”
“Do I want to come to the sauna
? With you?”
“No, I mean, you can go by yourself. It’s free of charge for the ladies.”
Such brazen discount he came up with just now, desperately wanting for her to stay. Besides, she needs the warmth after whatever adventure she’s been through. It would not be gallant to charge her for warming herself and getting that dress dry.
He wonders how she would look like in one of his woolen shirts. She would have to wear his clothes after the sauna, of course, he has no spare women’s clothing here. He will have to remember to be apologetic about it while presenting her with his clothes, secretly hoping they will catch her scent once she snuggles safely inside them and thanks him for everything he's done for her so far... She would probably look the cutest in his dark green knit, or the midnight blue one...
“Oh,” she says, slowly warming up to his offering. His cock is more than half hard by now, and he clasps his hands in front of it, trying to feign the movement as a casual posture shift although he’s anything but casual and relaxed.
And she’s not easy to trick; he might as well have pulled the towel away and shown her his cock in all its glory. She eyes his covered erection with a cat-like curiosity, a small little smile playing on her lips. Long lashes reveal a playful stare, slowly melting under the dim lamps of the cabin.
“I mean, of course you can come with me, if you want
”
Shit... That just came out of his mouth even if he tried to swallow the words. The inviting smile on her lips starts to quiver: she’s stifling a laugh, she’s giggling at him.
A flush rises on his cheeks, he can feel it, the erection now jumping against his palm, wildly and demandingly, as if wanting to join her in her mirth.
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belliesandburps · 9 days ago
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Interactive - Favorite Burp Scenario
I need something to take my mind off the fact that we are home to the dumbest, most bigoted fucking assholes on this planet, and I feel like a lot of you probably feel the same way right now. So, how about another interactive game? Send me character requests via my askbox here and I will respond with my favorite burp scenario to imagine for them. (Note, ideally, keep it to characters I know or that you think I may know)
#interactive post#community game#burping#burp kink#belly kink#i think back on all the movies where the president hides a horrible crime they committed years back#and how they carry out these horrid conspiracies to cover up the truth of their misdeeds#oh how fucking quaint that all feels right now#here in america?#you can incite an insurrection and get your freakass cult to storm the capitol on live television while erecting (lol) a gallows#the whole world can watch in horror#you can get indicted on 88 felony charges#convicted on 34 of them#your generals came come out and admit that you like hitler#and in a few years the people will just happily send you back#don't worry the media will treat you like a completely normal candidate and sane wash whatever crazy bullshit you say too!#because gat dammit groceries are just way too expensive#sure your own party and awful policies CAUSED prices to soar but it's not like the media will ever point that out when they conduct polls#also the same fucking idiots crowing about grocery prices hear trump's tariffs will cost them thousands more yearly and they're fine with i#im so fucking tired and i know you are too#just look out for your lgbtqia+ friends right now#they're gonna be hurting right now especially if they don't live in cali#and even cali's not some liberal fucking haven either#we just voted NOT to end slavery in this state!#like what the actual fuck?!#no seriously...what the actual fuck?#anyway look out for each other and try to keep your own corner of the world safe from maga's stink#and don't tune out either because they want to exhaust and beat you
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ninkaku · 13 days ago
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seeing fireworks and remembering that dazai said “when i go out, i hope it’s this beautiful” in wan 
. and atsushi said “haha i’d prefer it if you didn’t go at all” like 

. FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK. my darling baby atsushi please 
 don’t make this harder than it needs to be 

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1-420-666-6969 · 8 months ago
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No, hold me during momentary, riotous joy
Why must we contain our emotions within ourselves when they flow like running water
Why restrict a waterfall striking a stream - the stream needs the water and the rain may not refill it, so let it flow to prevent its drying
Sometimes the lake is on the verge of disappearing, and a small shower can keep it thriving just a while longer
Embrace and touch each other. The laughter and joy is to one another as a spring. Let it out and let us connect - it may yet help stave off drought yet. Let it flow in abundance so that they may share in the pleasure of letting their joy flow like water in another's dryest days.
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fbfh · 1 year ago
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Fuuuuuuuccckkkkkkk. I got the notif while I was at work, and lemme tell you, I have never turned a deeper shade of red than I did then reading the notif for Vampire Leo😂I couldn’t read it then and there bc, work, but I’m glad no one saw me turn bright tomato red
~Love, Evie
OOOOH GIRL. you and me both tbh.
vampire!Leo loves when you blush. he loves when you turn tomato red, he loves getting your blood pumping. not only does he think it's cute, but fuck it makes you smell good. he loves teasing you before he feeds on you, staring at you with an unwavering gaze and nudging his knee between your thighs. he'll get you so worked up until you're a blushing squirming mess. you look so cute, so human when you get all nervous like this, and it makes you even more delicious. when he finally teases you so much that neither of you can take it anymore, when his teeth graze over your pulse and his fluffy curls tickle your cheek. it won't take long before you start beggin. eventually his lips will brush against your skin so you feel his smirk and he'll murmur, low and playful into your ear. he shushes you, cooing gently.
"I know, I know... I shouldn't play with my food..."
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sysig · 11 months ago
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Beautiful gilded cage for a beautiful gilded bird (Patreon)
#Doodles#Helix#Max Vyer#Dexter Favin#Every time I reread Helix I'm just like ''Max is a bad person (affectionate)''#I love him!! He's terrible!! ♄#And for all the talk of how much he's been given - and it Has been a lot make no mistake#I just can't get over how often he was failed as well ♄#Idle rich indeed â™Ș#Honestly a lot of these thoughts are around Dex specifically but he only shows up for a few of them!#But a lot of Max's circumstances in general apply - his family and name and environment and what he's given passes on#Still thinking about the kind of life that would cultivate him! 'Cause he certainly doesn't have it haha#Also somewhat inspired by Aishite Aishite Aishite - always#Specifically the line ''No matter how large you grow the necklace stays small'' - here a cage rather than a necklace#Maybe he started small - maybe he's still small! But the expectations built around him with nothing to grow himself or his life#It does not encourage him to grow larger. It encourages him to stay small and satisfied with the small world erected to hold him in#Personally I don't think he ever got to the point where it would crush him haha <3 I love him but his motivations.....#He's a hedonist ♄ I love that about him tho - I deeply enjoy his characterization hehe#But I think if he ever Did grow he'd still have been stifled - simply a different tragedy from what actually occurred#Finally back to Dex haha - it's not just that Max was raised in a beautiful cage! His keeper(s) did just as much harm as good!#I don't think Dex ever intentionally tried to push him down but I can't help the feeling of....enjoying? Max relying on him#Feeling useful - Being useful - being paid to care for the little lord and growing a genuine affection for him#Coddling him and not letting him spread his wings because have you seen Max? He'll only hurt himself! Never letting him fail not really#It's something I'm familiar with. How it kills the soul even with the most admirable intention.#And by the time he finally escaped he was molded to the shape of the cage - even when he really hurt someone he was put right back in#Max is not a good person ♄ But I really wonder how much of that is 100% his own fault ♫
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conidiophore · 5 months ago
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I enjoy a lot of the testosterone related libido/junk changes but there is one that is very irritating to me (and expensive). RIGHT before I started T, I got a kinda pricey toy (one of those suction type ones that an irl friend talked me into) and within a few months, i literally could not use it anymore, even though I loved it. Every time I think about pulling it out I'm reminded of this poor financial decision. Moral of the story..... Only buy vibrators or other ambiguous sex toys.....
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renatayaga · 9 months ago
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W I P
almost done
very excited
collab with my wife @lokighost
bit by the lovebug ~ ♡
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streetfarterturdstrike · 2 months ago
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It would be one thing if it was just a popular headcanon but I’m so tired of fans acting like it’s actually official canon that Ryu is asexual which not only has Capcom has never stated that but there are numerous examples of Ryu fighting off his urdges because he’s trying to save his dick for Buddha
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daylighteclipsed · 2 years ago
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the sp kids are so baby in the early seasons I’m gonna cry
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pseudowho · 17 days ago
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"--need to go--" kiss "--just for a minute, let me--" kiss "--go to the bathroom, I--" kiss "--god, you're a menace, I'll lift you onto this counter, and you'll stay there until I get back--" giggle, kiss.
You whispered filthy whispers against Kento's lips, playfully dragging him back to you by the collar each time he tried to release himself.
Half-huff, and half-kiss, he grumbled and spun you around as you laughed, gripping your hands behind your back and pressing you forwards against the counter.
"--unhand me, wife, or I'll tie you up--"
"--don't threaten me with a good time, Kento--"
"--truly-- truly incorrigible woman--"
You laughed again, arching back against him, and pressing his cock into the crease of your barely-covered arse until he moaned; in annoyance, or lust? You weren't sure. Perhaps both. You had the bit between your teeth.
Kento wouldn't put up with your shenanigans for much longer. He slapped your arse, jiggling it with a growl, and dashed past your swiping hands to the bathroom. You whined, then sighed to the sound of his victory chuckle, the bathroom door clicking closed behind him.
Silence-- for 30 seconds. A minute. Two minutes. Three. You called out, smirking.
"Doesn't take that long to pee, Ken--"
The bathroom door clicked open. A low, mulish grumble sounded from within.
"I...can't go."
You frowned, stifling a laugh. "What?"
"I can't go. I'm too hard. I...can't pee."
Bursting out into laughter was your downfall, and it broke down into panicked squeals as Kento stomped out of the bathroom after you, his lap tightly tented over his cock.
He tossed you onto the sofa, dragging you back by the legs when you tried to wriggle and escape, and pinning you beneath him with nuzzled growls to your throat.
"--thorn in my side-- too erect to piss, and other problems my wife causes--"
"--oh, no, whatever can we do to fix this--"
"--you're talking too much and wearing too many clothes, as usual-- come back here-- certainly one thing we can do to fix this, madam--"
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velvetcrimsonkisses · 5 months ago
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Watching Nanami put on his suit was mesmerizing but what was even better was when he would take it off.
He always stood in front of his bedroom mirror, and like a routine would start with his watch. Thick fingers running over the rim of the clock, down to the clasp. Placing it neatly on his shelf, along with the others in his collection.
He lets his suit jacket slowly fall off his broad shoulders, finally looking back at you, catching you staring. You always sat on the bed, looking all pretty for him. Your pupils expand at the handsome sight before you causing a chuckle to escape his thin lips as he decides to give you a show. He reaches back to unclasp his brown harness that carries his dull blade, your jaw and the harness both dropping in unison.
His eyes gleam with amusement as he continues, he slowly unbuttons the cuffs of his blue dress shirt, exposing the veins that run from his hands up to his muscular arms. Nanami could almost swear he sees your eyes turn heart-shaped as begins unbuttoning his shirt, revealing his toned and muscular torso.
He shrugs it to the floor, his hands leading down to his belt. Your attention falling upon his hard-on. Oh how Nanami was enjoying this and he knows for a fact you are too. The sexual tension builds up steadily, as he notices you clench your thighs together at the mere sight of his half naked body.
With a slow, deliberate motion, he unbuckles the expensive leather belt and allows it to slide through the loops of his pants. He drops it to the floor again, joining his other articles of clothing, and takes a step closer to you, his erection standing proudly between you.
He takes your hand, pressing a chaste to it as he wraps his hand around your wrist. Starting at his chest, he guides your hand down his abs, stopping just right before his dress pants.
“Why don't you help me with the rest, honey?”
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precisionrxtelemed · 6 months ago
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Dealing with erection problems can be a challenging and sensitive issue for many men. Understanding the underlying causes of weak erection is crucial to effectively addressing this condition. 
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drarorasclinic1 · 8 months ago
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Understanding Erectile Dysfunction: Unraveling the Complexities
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1. Physical Health Conditions and Erectile Dysfunction:
Diabetes: Explore how diabetes disrupts blood sugar levels and damages blood vessels, leading to impaired blood flow to the penis.
Cardiovascular Diseases: Examine the link between heart health and erectile function, as hypertension and atherosclerosis restrict blood flow.
Hormonal Imbalance: Understand how fluctuations in hormone levels, particularly testosterone, can affect libido and erectile function.
Ageing and High Cholesterol: Discuss the natural ageing process and its impact on vascular health, as well as the role of high cholesterol in arterial plaque buildup.
Medication: Highlight medications that may contribute to ED as a side effect, such as antidepressants, antihypertensives, and prostate medications.
2. Psychological Factors and Erectile Dysfunction:
Stress: Explore how chronic stress triggers the release of cortisol, impacting sexual arousal and performance.
Depression: Discuss the psychological and physiological effects of depression on libido and erectile function.
Performance Anxiety: Examine the fear of performance failure and its detrimental effects on sexual confidence and performance.
Relationship Conflicts: Explore how unresolved conflicts and communication issues within relationships can contribute to ED.
Low Self-esteem: Discuss how feelings of inadequacy and negative self-perception can undermine sexual confidence and performance.
3. Lifestyle Choices and Erectile Dysfunction:
Diet: Highlight the importance of a balanced diet rich in fruits, vegetables, lean proteins, and whole grains for cardiovascular health and erectile function.
Exercise: Discuss the benefits of regular physical activity in improving blood circulation, hormone balance, and overall well-being.
Alcohol Consumption: Examine the effects of excessive alcohol consumption on sexual performance, libido, and erectile function.
Smoking: Explore the detrimental effects of smoking on vascular health and erectile function, including increased risk of arterial plaque buildup.
Conclusion:
Erectile Dysfunction is a multifaceted condition influenced by a myriad of factors, including physical health conditions, psychological factors, and lifestyle choices. By recognizing and addressing these influences, individuals can take proactive steps towards overcoming ED and improving their sexual health and overall well-being. Remember, seeking professional guidance and support is essential in navigating the complexities of ED and finding effective solutions tailored to individual needs.
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fingertipsmp3 · 9 months ago
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My grandma really came here just to complain about her neighbour
#i will say this neighbour has picked the wrong one to fuck with. my grandma is insane#she’s not scared of confrontation; confrontation is scared of her#okay so for anyone who wants the tea: my grandma’s new next door neighbour is this woman in her early 60s who is a nutritionist#and works from home. she has a massive uncontrolled dog; has ripped out all the carpets and replaced them with wood; and has erected 7 foot#fences around the entire perimeter of the property. no one’s mad about the fences & the floors are her own business; but all of this is#a recipe for noise. this woman however insists that she doesn’t slam doors (she does) and watches tv at a normal level (she doesn’t)#and that her dog doesn’t bark (he does). my grandparents were like ‘fuck it we don’t want to pick the fight’ and they’re getting the walls#soundproofed (they also believe it will help with my granddad’s tinnitus so there is that)#tell me why this woman accosted my granddad this morning to be like ‘how long is this work going to take?? your builder woke me up#this morning’ (the builder started at 9am mind you). my granddad was like ‘it’ll be one more day’ she’s like ‘well i’m not happy’#he’s like ‘okay’ she said ‘don’t you smile at me’. at this point my mouth dropped open. like who SAYS that#these people are getting soundproofing because of you and you have the audacity to complain that the building work woke you up#at a reasonable time. and not only has she never apologised for the noise she causes; she also doesn’t even acknowledge that she’s made it#she’s also accusing just about every man on the street of looking at her whenever she leaves the house which is very rarely#one of these men reckons he hasn’t actually seen her and cannot describe her#i was like ‘okay so she’s batshit crazy. what’s the plan’ my grandma said ‘i think i’m going to let her know what i think of her’#i will not be surprised if this person’s head explodes tbh#personal
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ploridafanthers · 9 months ago
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jesus barky
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