#caugHT up with the mango and i cant deal

[gayspock]

you see im cranky because i had no iced coffee do you know why i had no iced coffee well i walked out of rymans and the costa was across the street however the costa was at like a like a 100 degree angle and i was facing around a, say, 80 degree angle and i'd already started walking forward, and the street wasnt wide enough to gradually course correct and i didnt want to draw attention to myself be turning so i dedcided to just walk down to near starbucks however the bubble tea place is near starbucks and i was caught between horrors what do i get what do i get and, well, by the time i got there i decided bubble tea most surely BUT upon my approach, as i slowed down, it occurred to me they only take card and furthermore i did not remember the name of the thing i ordere dlast time and i cant stand in the shop for too long squinting at a sign what if they ask if i need assistance i wouldnt know how to deal with that and googling the menu would necessitate stopping at the side and what if someone saw me just halt abruptly near and go on my phone for like 5 minutes and walk in well theyd probably have all sorts of thoughts aboiut me so i was like no starbucks but as i passed i saw the barista who once gave me dairy and i dont like dairy but i didnt have the heart to tell her and so now i cant order an almond milkcoffee from there whilst she's at the counter because she'll think i either fancy myself a daring man for changing it up or she'll realise oh woe is me i poisoned that guy so i cringed and deflected and vconsidered the cake place but, yet again, the entry way was at an odd angle and i didnt want my unsmooth entrance to attract unwanted attention and now much to my dismay it was far too late to realise i was being terribly silly about that bc that would include backing up and re-entering and that's a whole other issue if someone sees me doing that so i went to the sushi place bc sometimes they have the nice mango drink but they didnt have the ones i liked and they didnt have any veggie sushi either and i had to wait until the cashier was distracted to leave because i didnt want them to notice me gone empty handed with shame from their expensive little sushi place and would prefer them to just forget that i ever existed and heavens i then tried two more places but they were smallish shops with crampt aisles that only accomodated one person and i got too shy to nudge past someone so i had to awkwardly just ease my way out of there too and well by then i got terribly afraid my bus would be coming soon and so i ran there and made it to the bus stop half an hour early i know it was half an hour early bc despite not knowing what time the bus came i spent jhalf an hour trying to google if i had time to go to the tescos across the street for a drink before it came so i wouldnt be running around like a headless chicken- that is the WORST scenario - but my internet wouldnt load so there you have it anyways how is everybody