#cat's 💭

[wifeyreid]

How has he gotten even more yummy?!

[wifeyreid]

Amazing. I feel both violently called out and validated at the same time

y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too

[gothcsz]

uhh…. you guys…. 😵‍💫

[nervocat]

Look at this idiot. Stuck in the bin

[deviouz]

the things i would do to be buried face first into jason todd’s massive tits.

[garfieldstim]

multi-colour fish stimboard ><>

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[wormedrabidnerd]

I still mourn how they handled Ice Queen in Fionna and Cake's show.

Her character sacrificed cuz Simon was tagging along </3.

Like, listen! She was amazing, she had it ALL! She was cunty as FUCK, a full on girlboss, doomed by the narrative, a competent "villainess" and had her own Simon-Marceline relationship. Now you ask? Now she...sells ice cream and isn't acknowledged by the main crew 👍.

She was scary like a motherfucker when I watched her as a kid because she wasn't as affected by the crown as Simon and that's why she didn't act like a silly goober that sometimes kidnapped princesses like Ice King did, she was ready to kill:

But she was more than just rage and being more threatening than Ice King, she was also stylish as hell, cunty. She made me wish I identified as a girl to look as pretty someday lol

And she also had a sad backstory just like Simon did, just that hers was different. It was what made me like her, she wasn't a copy and paste of Simon's backstory.

To begin with it she wasn't a human, she was NEVER a human, she was a water nymph. She already came from AAA, not from an ancient civilization of humans like Simon did:

She had her own thing going on and I deeply, deeply appreciated it.

She was someone that loved mortality, it was beautiful to her cuz it gave the things she saw as beautiful their meaning and preciousness:

(also, this page is why Marshall and her were never "Simon and Marcy" from 'nother universe cuz well...she was in LOVE with him lol)

"And when the cat found the very mortal river nymph was in love with an immortal..." Yeah, that's Marshall! I suppose she was much younger than him.

Well, you now may ask yourself "Then who's her Marceline in this universe if Marshall was already an adult and she and him never knew each other?" Welp, it was Cake! (or at least someone in her family):

Cake (or her mother) gave the Ice Queen the ice crown so she didn't die. She was her protector in this universe and it's implied that Cake was raised by Ice Queen. There wasn't Simon and Marcy in this universe, it was Nymph and Cake.

The Ice Queen as someone who was affected by the crown, even if she had (unknown) urges of kidnapping princes she also had something that Ice King didn't: A subconscious need to break the crown's magic and be free from immortality. She wanted to take her own life, a life that wasn't hers and had her in a chain:

(see how Cake knew? Ofc she knew)

She also wasn't evil at all, the crown was corrupting her. She became the sweet, soft-spoken nymph she was before the crown and was finally free again.

Anyways, always a man's fault for a woman to be overshadowed/hj

Sadly she's just a Simon variant now, all that cool ass backstory and Cake focus to the trash ig!

[angel-cryptid]

i love it when kitties bite you and then lick you like saying "I'm sorry :("

[roronoagem]

nami x fem!reader with mommy kink perchance?

characters: ‘cat burglar’ nami

content warning: +18 nsfw, fem!reader, mommy kink, fingering, kissing, nami has a strap on but refers to it as cock lol, i fear this is cringe somehow bc i forgot how to write smut ?? not proofread.

a/n: omg omg omg !! i’m so happy someone requested nami bc i love her sm and i wanted to write something for her but had like zero ideas ?? so yeah i’m super duper happy. i hope you’ll enjoy it <3

“look at you darling,” she grins. her thumb circles your clit, fingers skilfully thrusting into you. you moan, squirming under her ministrations. “m-mommy,” you reach for her wrist, nami fastened the movement of her fingers at that. her lips find yours and for a moment the two of you get lost in the kiss, then nami pulls away, sits back and pushes your legs further apart.

“what do you need, baby?” she kisses your warm cheeks, hands caressing your hips and legs. “you… please,” you beg, squirming under her gentle touch. “you’re being so good, you deserve a reward for sure.”

nami smirks and pushes the head of the strap towards your gaping hole, making you gasp. she uses your fluids as lube, before slowly pushing inside. you wine sweetly, nami’s hands reach yours and she kisses your chin as she bottom out, waiting a moment so you could adjust.

“you’re taking mommy’s cock so well, baby. you’re perfect,” she praises you, making your heart flutter. “doing so good.” nami thrusts into you, enjoying the sweet sounds escaping your lips and the way your body is squirming under her. “i’m close… ngh– please nami,” you arch your back, as she repeatedly hits your cervix. when her fingers find your clit once again, you finally reach your peak.

“you did so good, baby. so, so good,” nami peppers your face with kisses as she praises you, guiding you through your orgasm. “my love,” you chase her lips and cup her face to kiss her.

[ino]

this is he

[wifeyreid]

I need to learn to mind my damn buisness lest I scar myself

[mentallyillmeowmeow]

little meow meows from right to left: Quispe, Ardent, Durandal and Illia

[vampirevatican]

oh my poor little meow meow... he's over stimulated :c

[nervocat]

Have pictures of Tipsy bc I took some uhhh this morning

[localbeetlegirl]

😾/🐶

doujinshi wip ☝️ i’ll update this post and add the full version as soon as i finish it lol 😇

[garfieldstim]

we’re back again! Love your boards so much like we’re your biggest fan ngl! If you’re up for it, how about a Ramona Flowers stimboard with turquoise/teal, stars, cats, and rollerskates? Have a great day! - Ramona from @chickensystem

ramona flowers stimboard with teal, cats, stars and rollerskates for ramona(@chickensystem)

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