#casper's field trip to gotham au

[kaidatheghostdragon]

The students summon frostbite to look over jason and determine a treatment plan. They might not have been the ones to bring jason back from the dead, but whoever did clearly didnt know what they were doing, and they arent going to just leave the poor revenent/zombie/potential new halfa to suffer for it. That's just inhumane! (Said as a few of the students casually stab each other in a game of sharp-knife-tag. Seriously, lancer made sure this cafe didnt have steak knives. Where did the knives come from?!)

Jason is having A Day(tm). He got manhandled by some lit teacher who kept swearing in book titles, licked by a teenager in a toddler leash, the rest of the students asked for permission to summon 'frostbite' (jason really doesnt want to deal with having frostbite on top of All This), lit teacher actually gave them (exasperated) permission! ...and they just shoved a bunch of tables aside to clear the floor and drew a circle and lit a bunch of candles right there in the middle of the cafe.

A fucking YETI walked out of the summoning circle (apparently his NAME is Frostbite, which is a small relief if this whirlwind of chaos), which prompted the last few patrons still in the cafe (and most of the staff) to awkwardly speedwalk out with their orders to get the hell out of whatever rogue bullshit this was. Jason is prevented from joining them.

Then the yeti pulled jason aside and told him his ghost rabies was curable. Jason still doesnt know what ghost rabies even is! Part of his treatment plan includes sticking with the Class From Hell for the rest of their visit in Gotham.

At least he was told that he would NOT be responsible for the students and would NOT be expected to chaperone in ANY type of manner. (In fact, he'll be expected to follow the same rules as the students - or at least the rules that the students are SUPPOSED to be following. Jason may have regrets about not graduating high school, but this is not how he expected to end up "back in school," however loosely that concept really applies in this situation.)

He's also not sure how he feels about the entire class protectively surrounding him like he's some sort of helpless toddler at the first inkling of danger - which, this is gotham, so that happens about every twenty minutes. They won't even let any of the bats near! (To give him a comm so he can "report from the inside.")

DPXDC prompt. Field trip.

Some people would call gothamites petty, but given that most of the USA population treated them as scum, they believed that their behavior was justified.

They didn't like tourists, to put it mildly. Therefore, after learning that in their city were people on a field trip from Amity Park who could not leave Gotham for several days due to weekly escape from Arkham, the news channel immediately decided that a short interview from the guests would definitely amuse the locals. The reaction of outsiders never ceases to be ridiculous.

Reporter: ~Good afternoon~ Gotham News! May I ask you to share what you liked most about our wonderful city?

Mr. Lancer*still in a cold sweat and looks at every passerby as a potential villain*: Uh, no, me..It's so unexpected. Well, first of all, people here are very…

Danny *is high after the tasting samples Dr. Crane gave him for free and is extremely eager to share his happiness with others*,* picks a microphone*.

Danny: Gotham is the best city in the world! Like seriously, damn, I'd like to die here. Although there are constant shootings somewhere, half the time people don't even shoot at me! I haven't been this relaxed since middle school! And in the evenings, there is often such a pleasant scent of fear and despair on the streets. This fear toxin of yours is a real miracle! It's sooo good!

Sam *decides to take the initiative in her own hands before Fenton says too much*: Personally, I am very pleased with the number of green spaces you have in your city. It's nice to see that here eco-activists are really being listened to. Also, the fact that most restaurants have a thoughtful menu for vegetarians left a very pleasant impression.

Dash in his favorite T-shirt "it's not gay if he's dead": Four words. Hips of Red Hood. The fact that it is not marked in the guidebook as the main attraction of the Crime Alley is a real crime. This dude clearly never skips leg days. My respect.

Tucker: What can I say? The speed of internet here, even during villains attacks, is absolutely  unbelievable. I don't want to leave this place.

Jazz: I love Gotham! Finally, I was able to buy all the works published by Dr. Harleen Quinzel. *girl picks up an impressive stack of books* For some reason, they are not available online.

The camera points at a red-haired guy with a twitching eye.

Wes: I'm 85% sure Bruce Wayne is Batman. I have a proof and I am ready to provide it.

A girl with a "Good Guess" pin from Riddler enters and takes camera away from conspiracy theorist.

Star: Sorry, he slipped out at night and went to look for problems. Again. Don't pay any attention to him. He's always like this when he drinks more than two energy drinks in a row.

[connorsbonez]

DC/DP Crossover Idea #48

Where instead of Danny and Damian being twins, it’s Paulina and Damian.

They could have been separated for any reason you can think of, you can even just simply use the reasons that are used for the Danny and Damian twin au.

And whether or not Paulina remembers if purely up to you but if she does then that opens some really funny interactions between the Batfam and Damian.

Anyways, the twins haven’t seen each other seen their separation due to Damian being under the impression that his twin was dead and Paulina for the reasons above/others. This quickly changes when Casper High goes on a field trip to Gotham and like usual, things go horribly as the class gets held hostage along with another class that was actually from Gotham.

Now imagine Damian’s annoyance at being caught and unable to do anything but play damsel in distress before suddenly seeing his deceased twin going absolutely ape-shit on one of the rouges because they ruined her hair that took forever to get it to look like this.

It’s safe to say that he has a new found respect for acrylic nails.

[spinosworks]

Tell me more about only freaks go to gotham for a fieldtrip!

rjdjd HHAA okay so-

ive always thought that people going to gotham for field trip fics was just??? so dumb and silly. love how certain ppl can execute that in fics but the thought of ppl going to Crime Town USA for enrichment is hilarious to me.

then i started thinking 'huh, i bet amity parkers would be that crazy' and did some more thinking. i started cobbling together different aus that have been floating around the phandom until i got this monstrosity: the guardian spirit field trip au (those posts are just some stepping points for those who don't know. its one of my fave aus)

the casper high field trips had steadily been to more and more dangerous places (or at least activities that most people would be too scared to do bc of the high chance of death). the final straw was when students asked if they could go to gotham and the staff didn't see anything wrong with it. after all, why worry when phantom was just a prayer away?

the effects of phantoms protection has left a lot of amity citizens a bit more blasé abt these things but they care. they leave letters from their travels and gifts for phantom. they're still new to having someone be able to save them if they needed it

danny on the other hand has slowly been getting a bit more unstable. he's a bit too keyed into his obsession right now and needs help managing it. when he hears about the trip to gotham, he's actually relieved.

'batman is a guardian spirit too,' he thinks to himself with a relieved sigh, 'batman will know how to handle this, the paranoia'

TOO BAD BATMAN IS JUST SOME GUY HAHAHA (that's mean of me sorry)

anyways, danny is one of the people who is out here advocating to staff how educational and safe the trip to gotham will be. he's fighting tooth and nail to get the trip approved. it's true that he could fly to gotham and just ask, but getting an alibi and a place to rest while there would take a huge load off of his shoulders.

when the trip is finally approved, danny (and a lot of other people) are ecstatic. that is, until the conditions.

no reanimating your lunch with street ectoplasm ("we're serious about this, the next person to do so gets suspended")

no going anywhere without your phantom necklaces

no students with grades less than a C average for the past grading period

danny is devastated. his grades had been on the rise but with the added sensory hell that is being able to tell when the people you protect get hurt, he hasn't been studying as well as he could.

as the rest of casper high's students heads out to gotham, arms loaded high with phantom merchandise and promises to send back gifts for their resident hero. danny can only watch as he realizes he sent his people into gotham alone.

gotham on the other hand, are not ready for the almost cult like mentality of amity parkers teen population. gothamites think phantom is just some hero who got a really big head. and an entire school group heading to *gotham* of a places for a fun weekend getaway? they don't know what's in the water up in amity but it sounds like it's going to get someone killed.

the bats think it's suspicious and try to look into it. extending an invitation to tour one of the many wayne facilities/programs wouldnt be too out of place would it? either way it would be good for them, keeping clueless civilians who don't seem to care about the danger they're in out of harms way is just part of the job. (they just wish that getting information that made sense from them was that easy)

[rin-may-1103]

The Wrong Robin Au (part one)

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Danny had been on a field trip to Gotham; Sam had won the Wayne Enterprises Green Earth competition. (she had to submit a twenty-page essay about how and why Wayne Enterprises should go green, with evidence to back it up. If Danny never had to read another sentence about the effects of industrial waste in his life, it would still be too soon.) The Casper High district decided it would make for the perfect Senior year trip.

If they ignored just how crime-ridden the city was, Danny had to agree; not only was Gotham known for its technological advancements, (Danny was especially excited about the space and astrology advancements.) but it was also one of the top ten highly educated cities. There's a reason almost all the rogues had PhDs.

Their trip was supposed to last for two months; all paid for and organized by Wayne Enterprises. He didn't want to know how the school swung that. Vlad probably had something to do with it, if Danny had to take a guess. The damned Fruitloop.

Anyway; two weeks into their trip, Danny was woken by the sound of frantic knocking. Sitting up, Danny glanced around the room; Tucker was sprawled out over his blankets, snoring away like there was no tomorrow. Sam was curled up on the couch, her arm hanging over the edge. Everyone was accounted for...

Another round of knocking filled the air, making Danny grumble, "Alright, alright! I'm up."

Throwing his blanket to the side, Danny stood up and stumbled his way over to the door. Too tired to check to see if it was a deranged murderer, he threw the door open and glared at whoever had disturbed his sleep.

He was met with one of the scrawniest children he had ever seen, glaring up at him like he had been the one to wake him up, instead of the other way around.

"I know who you are." the kid blurted, his glare getting even more narrower as Danny stared at him.

Danny blinked, looking down at himself to see if maybe he had somehow gone ghost in his sleep. Nope; he was still wearing the warm Hello Kitty pants he stole from Tucker and Sam's Dumpty Humpty shirt.

"Right," he responded, looking back up at the kid. "and who are you? Actually, nevermind. Where are your parents, kid?" Danny leaned forward, glancing up and down the hall. No adults in sight. Where did the kid even come from? Better yet, why was the kid even here? How was the kid even here?

"My name's Tim, and it doesn't matter where they are." the kid, Tim, replied, pushing his way past Danny and into the motel room. He didn't even glance at the two still-sleeping humans as he walked over to the window and glanced out.

"What matters is that Batman has gotten too dangerous. He is a threat to himself and others. He needs a Robin to keep him sane. You need to come back to Gotham."

"Come back?" Danny asked, completely lost at this point. Granted, he'd been lost as soon as he opened the door.

Tim nodded his head, turning to look at Danny with determined eyes. "I have proof!" the kid said, resting his hands on his hips like this was his biggest accomplishment. "AND, I'll release it all if you don't."

"Don't what?" Danny asked, his mind whirling in confusion. Just who was this kid? And how did he know he was Phantom? What proof?? And why was he telling Danny about Robin? Danny didn't know Robin or Batman. Just because they were all vigilantes, doesn't mean they knew each other.

"If you don't come back and be Robin!" Tim huffed, rolling his eyes like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Danny froze, his brain stopping in its tracks. What? him? Robin? what in the realms was this kid smoking???? At least he doesn't know about Phantom? Danny wasn't sure if that was a good thing or not anymore.

"ok," Danny sighed, rubbing his face in exhaustion. "how about this. I'm hungry, you look like some sick Victorian child, let's sit down and have some Oreos and milk, alright? Then you can explain how you came to that conclusion."

Tim's face crinkled in offense before brightening at the offer. "Alright!" he chirped happily, turning to make his way over to the kitchen. Danny sighed, turning to look at his two best friends, both of which were still out cold.

So much for a simple vacation, this was Vlad's fault, Danny just knows it.

~

The phone rang once, twice, before Jazz picked up. "Hello?" she asked, obviously just having been woken up. Danny mentally noted to apologize to her later.

"Jazz!" Danny hissed, glancing over his shoulder to watch as Tim dunked his Oreo into his glass of milk. "Some kid just dropped by and told me to basically come out of retirement and kick Batman's ass out of his depression slump."

jazz was quiet for a moment, "... I'm sorry? what?"

"right?" Danny grumbled, "The kid thinks I was the original Robin or something. He wants me to be Robin again because Batman's gone nuts."

"Were you Robin?" she asks, the sound of her sandals slapping against the floor echoing faintly in the background.

"what? no! I'm not Robin!" Danny hissed, staring at his phone in confusion. Maybe it wasn't Tim who smoked something, but Jazz.

"Then why does he think you're Robin, if you're not Robin?" Jazz asks, the sound of a kettle hissing making it hard to understand. "are you sure you're not Robin?"

"No Jazz, I'm not Robin! How was I supposed to know that turning off gravity so I could do a crazy hard flip would lead to a literal toddler thinking I was Robin?"

"Why would doing this," Danny could just hear the quotation marks, "crazy hard flip led to him thinking you're Robin. and I know you aren't Robin, I'm just messing with you. I would have known if you were. I knew you were Phantom, didn't I?"

"..." Danny stayed silent for a second, before sighing. Now really wasn't the best time for her to tease him. "apparently, the quadruple somersault can only be done by four people in the world." Danny started to explain before Jazz cut in.

"Only four? who? And why does this kid know all of them?"

"I don't know!" Danny cried in frustration, tugging at his hair. He quickly glanced back into the motel; Tim was still sitting at the table eating his Oreos. Sam and Tucker were still out cold. Lucky bastards.

Turning back, Danny continued, "What am I supposed to do with him? Tim already threatened to become Robin himself! He's so tiny, Jazz! I can't just send him out in the field like that!"

Jazz hummed for a second, "Well, if you won't let him be Robin, hypocrite," she coughed, before continuing, "then get someone else to do it."

Danny stood there in silence, letting her answer roll around his brain. Let someone else do it. Let, some random untrained person, most likely a child or teenager, approach Batman, take up a very stressful job, and make everything go back to how it was before the previous Robin died.

let someone else... Oh, who was he kidding? If Danny didn't do it, then Tim would just do it himself. Danny knows; he's got the same determined greminal vibes Danny and Dani have.

"Danny," Jazz barked, her voice bordering on the edge of an order.

"Look," Danny started, making Jazz sigh in defeat. "Batman's spiraling. He'll never notice..."

"And if he does? He's a trained detective, Danny. Even if he doesn't notice at first; he will figure it out eventually." She sighed again, before groaning. "Fine... Are you sure about this? Not kind of sure or maybe sure. Are you absolutely positive this is what you want to do? because there's no going back once you do."

Danny stared up at the cloudy sky, the sound of sirens and cars honking filling the streets. Someone laughed, and another sobbed.

Did he want to do this?

He glanced back into the motel, watching as Tim quietly balanced an Oreo on Sam's forehead with a smile.

"Yes," Danny replied, "I'm sure." He knew what being a vigilante did to people, especially children. He would rather die again than see Tim go through what he had to.

"How hard can being Robin be?" Danny joked, turning to look back up at the sky. "It can't be that different than being Phantom, right?"

~

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Tim: I know who you are.

Danny, squinting down at him wearing Hello Kitty pjs.: What are you talking about? Who's child is this?

Tim: Batman has gotten too dangerous. He is a threat to himself and others. He needs a Robin to keep him sane. You need to come back to Gotham.

Danny: Kid-

Tim: I have proof! I'll release it all!

Danny sighing: I was just about to have some milk and Oreos. Do you want some?

Later, while Tim is eating his snack, Danny is talking on the phone: No Jazz, of course I'm not Robin! How was I supposed to know that turning off gravity so I could do a crazy hard flip would lead to a literal toddler thinking I was Robin? .....Because apparently, the quadruple somersault can only be done by four people in the world.....I don't know! What am I supposed to do with him? Tim already threatened to become Robin himself! He's so tiny, Jazz! I can't just send him out in the field like that!.........Look, Batman is spiraling. He'll never notice.....yes, I'm sure. How hard can being Robin be? I was already Phantom for a few years.