#cas he's either joking or lying he cannot kick himself in the balls

[emeraldxphoenix]

Loki can’t help the snort of amusement that escapes him. Anyone else would have responded with disappointment – since it is painfully (pun intended) obvious that the god is responsible, rather than the curled up Midgardian on the alley floor – but instead Castiel focuses on the facts at hand. Perhaps – and here’s a novel idea – the angel actually isn’t disappointed in him.

“Alright Professor – take that up with whoever came up with the slang; I just use it.” A disgusted face (because Loki doesn’t particularly want to dwell on thoughts of this man’s balls) followed by a shrug. “Anatomically impossible for you, perhaps: some of us are just more flexible than everyone else.”

@emeraldxphoenix ;; some meme somewhere Loki said: “I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.”

                            "THAT IS ANATOMICALLY IMPOSSIBLE," HE POINTS OUT. "And balls is a terrible slang word for testicles. They're not ball-shaped. If at all, they look more like eggs. It makes more sense, too, because eggs grow a baby bird or reptile inside them, and testicles grow at least one half of what you need to make a new human."