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pennamepersona · 3 days ago

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established cards/wines and once cards is acceptably batsexy enough spices tries to hit on cards to humiliate wines by stealing its lover

but cards looks at it with an open mixture of pity and disgust and literally says "yikes" and this is why spices hibernates until the next Summer Catastrophe when hopefully everyone will be distracted enough to forget how cringe it was

#fallen london #mr cards #mr spices #crines #cards now has cringe leverage over spices and that's very powerful #however they have to decide if it's worth it to use that leverage when wines will be soooo obnoxious about it #when you've gotta balance your blackmail (important for your low standing among your awful coworkers who culturally respect blackmail)#against how fucking annoying your lover is about this one particular guy (gender neutral)#wines: do you know why spices has been sleeping for six months #cards (sweating): uhhhhhh who cares amiright #wines: EXCELLENT point! we will drink to that!!!#cards: thank fuck #wines: what was that?#cards: I SAID WE SHOULD FUCK #i love to put horrid spacebats in silly situations. i think i am so fun for this.

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