#cant believe i forgot to put penthesilea in here for so long
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A brief summary of how each character is doing at the end of the trojan war
Menelaus - alive!!! (somehow)
Helen - alive! was gonna get killed but she's too hot for that
Achilles - dead
Patroclus - dead
Paris - dead, shot in the dick (ha)
Hector - dead, body absolutely desecrated (you were a dick for that Achilles)
Agamemnon - alive then dead (you were a queen for that Clytemnestra)
Odysseus - blublublublub (jk he gets Penelope and Telemachus back but not before slaughtering most of the nobles of Ithica, there's kind of a whole book on it)
Ajax - dead
Penthesilea - dead
Diomedes - cucked (aphrodite's punishment for fucking up her wrist)
Aeneas - bringing the squad to Italy (there's kind of a whole book on it)
#paris why couldnt you just keep it in your pants#aphrodite why couldnt you leave helen alone#sigh#sources time!!#the iliad#the odyssey#the aeneid#sophocles ajax#quintus smyrnaeus posthomerica#aeschylus clytemnestra#aand a fuck ton of vase paintings#chat it's genuinely so hard to find a source talking about diomedes' life after the trojan war#which is sad because he's such a cool character#but aphrodite's scheming with her mum is covered in the iliad book 5 after she's wounded so this makes sense#evan says stuff#greek mythology#mythology#the trojan war#trojan war#achilles#patroclus#helen of sparta#helen of troy#menelaus#agamemnon#odysseus#diomedes#aeneas#cant believe i forgot to put penthesilea in here for so long#penthesilea
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