#can't wait to see yooou

[howlingday]

Close For Discomfort

A Knightfall Parody

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Jaune: (In bed, Stretches) Morning, babe~.

Cinder: (Yawns) Morning, blue eyes~.

Salem: (Nude) Speaking of blue eyes, I'm making blueberry pancakes! Y'all want any?

Jaune: AGH! Grandma! For Brother's sakes, put on some clothes! Please!

Salem: Clothes ruin my morning flow! You know that! Now, you want blueberry or chocolate chip? (Walking away) Because spoiler alert, the chocolate chips are HELLA PACKED with THC!

Jaune: ...

Cinder: We need to move out.

Jaune: What?!

Cinder: NOW!

Jaune: Wh- I- B- Cindy, we've got free room and board, a literal castle with protection from Grimm attacks and... all the pancakes we could ever want~!

Cinder: Wonderful, but do you have any idea how obnoxious your grandmother has gotten since we started dating? THREE YEARS AGO?

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Cinder: (Doing laundry, Rolls eyes at Salem's "Death To All Faunus" shirt)

Cinder: (Turns over, Sees "And Humans, Too") Oh... That's... better?

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Cinder: And then there was my birthday last month.

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Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOU~!

Ruby: Happy birthday, Cinder~!

Cinder: Thank you, Re- Er, Ruby.

Salem: Time for presents~! (Hands over gift) Here you go, Cindy~!

Cinder: (Flatly) Oh, good, I wonder what this is- Oh, look, it's a crotchless panties and a nippleless bra. Who would've guessed?

Jaune: Hey, I remember those! I wonder if mine still fit...

Cinder: ...

Ruby: ...

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Cinder: And that's NOTHING compared to the bullshit she pulled last week!

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Cinder: (On Jaune, Drags fingers down chest)

Jaune: (Saucily chuckles, Rubs arm)

Cinder: (Leans down, Stops) Is that a fucking camera?!

Salem: (Distant) STOP BREAKING THE SCENE!

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Jaune: (Holding "Grimm Pictures Presents: Fallen Knights of Passion " CD) In her defense, the production value on this was... incredible~!

Cinder: (Takes CD, Melts it)

Jaune: AW~! I was really good in that one...

Cinder: Yes, you were. Not the point!

Jaune: Mm... I'm not sure how we'd move in the first place. Can't exactly just buy a house as "enemies of humanity".

Cinder: Well, who's to say we have to buy or rent anything? I'm sure we could easily steal a house on the shore.

Jaune: Cinder! You promised!

Cinder: I'm kidding! I'm kidding! ...Mostly.

Jaune: What about Ruby? I'm sure she could vouch for us now that Salem's gone straight.

Cinder: We could... but I don't think she'd be interested in anything I have to say...

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Ruby: Cinder, what the fuck?!

Cinder: (Via scroll) You asked, I delivered.

Ruby: I asked for Sonic merch for my birthday, not for you to kidnap another Sonic character!

Big: I'm Big~!

Ruby: He's Big! ...Wait, is that your name?

Big: Yuh-huh~!

Cinder: Well, I'm glad you're enjoying him~.

Ruby: STOP DROPPING FURRIES ON MY DOORSTEP!

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Jaune: Hm... Well, we could always ask for a trial by combat. I'm already good friends with most huntsmen, so all I'd have to do is ask for the next availability. Not to mention they also pay huge, and we're probably going to win anyways because the only people who could beat either of us that aren't our friends are dead! Oh, I made myself feel bad.

Cinder: And this "next availability" would be when?

Jaune: Let's see, according to the schedule, it is... SIX YEARS?!

Cinder: Fuck that! You need a job!

Jaune: Also gonna be hard since I'm blacklisted as a huntsman and my resume aside from that is just... kid who's related to the woman who tried to wipe out humanity.

Cinder: I don't have a formal education, either. The only thing I learned growing up was the best ways to kill a woman and how to scrub week-old cum off decades-old wood.

Salem: (Pops in) Oh, now that takes me back~...

Cinder: (Hurls fireball) EAT SHIT, YOU OLD HAG!

Salem: (Walks downstairs) Oh, you know I was talking about dick...

Cinder: ...GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

Jaune: Okay, okay! Uh... We could do manual labor! I've been training to fight the Grimm since I was a teenager, so I can still do other work that requires muscle! We could probably build our own house and a whole neighborhood in, like, a week!

Cinder: I... I don't think I could be doing any physical labor.

Jaune: Why not? You pick ME up and toss me into bed real easy when you're feeling frisky. (Come hithers)

Cinder: (Sighs) That's not what I mean.

Jaune: I know, but I mean... I think you'd be great at it! You're smart, you're driven, you're WAY stronger than me without your maiden powers, and you're-

Cinder: PREGNANT~!

Jaune: ...Wha?

Cinder: And, yeah, I know I can still work, but I think it's really awkward to tell your boss, "Hey, I know I just started, but I'm going to need maternity leave really soon!" It just seems like a clusterfu-

Jaune: (Grabs her) You're pregnant?!

Cinder: Yeah... It's why I didn't ask for any chocolate chips.

Jaune: How... How long?

Cinder: Pregnant? About a month, but I only found out a few days ago! I didn't know how to tell you. We have something good already and everything just sort of happened and I have no idea what happens next or even if you want to-

Jaune: Cinder! (Takes her hands) You... You have made me the happiest man in the entire world. No one has ever made me feel this happy before, except you, and you somehow just keep making me happier.

Cinder: (Eyes watering)

Jaune: I... I love you. And I love our baby.

Cinder: (Hugs him) I love you, too~!

Salem: (Leaning against the wall) So, how much longer until your belly gets bigger? It's been a few centuries since my time, so I'm not sure what the standard is now. And I'd like to know before the next video.

Cinder: If our baby is a girl and we're not out of this house by the time she hits puberty, I WILL murder Salem!

Salem: Tch! Good luck! (Slurps pancake)

[loveandleases]

MC is really going through it in the demo. Love the drama of it but geez do I also feel bad. It was really wonderfully written though, I can't describe how eagerly I've been waiting for this story. M was so cute like what the hell, that's my baby! And the whole messy situation with C... I don't know what happened but I love me some complicated relationships! And as an Ardent fan, I can't wait to see how Ardent feels when our cake destroyer tries to move in to his apartment building 😂

P.S. So evil of you to introduce our sweetest baby dog and then constantly remind me that piss Chris has them 😭

P.P.S. Cam is so thirsty it's hilarious, I love him so much 😂

Yeah, I know I put MC through it but I think with how things progress it's going to be for the better. (Sorry MC T_T) Thank yooou. Marshmallow (which is on the list of nicknames can eventually call M) is just too sweet. Like we must protect them. So many complicated relationships! Ardent will of course be more dickish in Chapter 2, we just get a taste of him in prologue/chapter 1. Here's hoping someone can make it up to his niece. (I'm adding that to names Mc can call Chris!) (Here's hoping they don't have to pay the water bill with the amount of cold showers he has to take.)

[mellozheist]

Hi guess who got no sleep last night (thanks doctor's appointment) and decided to watch your animatic again

I quote myself about 1 hour ago in a treebark channel on a discord server my friends and I made (to anybody that reads this i am so sorry):

(Also I'm sorry if somebody's uncomfortable with swearing :'D)

"[Link]

I'm sorry I still can't handle this animation's existence peoples

I can't with it

I'm crazy

Like REN PUTTING HIS HEAD BACK ON AND CALMING DOWN MARTYN WHO'S PANICKING?????

REN BEING SO CALM AND THEN FUCKING CRAZY IN THE NEXT SHOT?????

FUCKING HELLO????

THE VERY FIRST FEW SHOTS WHERE MARTYN IS LOOKING AT REN BEING ALL EXCITED AND BLUSHING??????

THE END????????

THEM HAVING THEIR PINKIES WRAPPED AROUND???? I EVEN SENT MELLOZ AN ASK ABOUT THAT AND THEY TOLD ME "oh yeah they indirectly promised to see each other in the next life series :3" MELLOZ IS SINGLEHANDEDLY KILLING THE TREEBARK SHIPPERS WITH THIS ONE

MARTYN HOLDING REN'S HAND AND KISSING IT BEFORE DYING ALSO

GUYS I BEG

I CAN'T WITH THIS

I CANNOT

I AM UNABLE TO

Oh my gosh FCUKING REN PUTTING HIS HEAD BACK ON AND LOOKING AT MARTYN WITH THOSE DANG EYES

Guys I need to resist spamming this thing in here

But at the same time IT'S SOOOOOO TEMPTING

FUCKIN

LOOK AT IT

[Link]

GRIPPING MY HEAD FURIOUSLY

THIS WHOLE BEHEADONG SCENE

I JUST NOTICED REN'S NECK DOESN'T LIGN UP PROPERLY IN THE SHOT WHERE MARTYN KISSES HIS HAND

GUYS I'M INSANE

GIYS I'M INSANE

LOOK AT THISSSSSSS

Furiously rattling the bars of my cell is that what it's called

Honestly I never thought I'd go insane over a ship called treebark

IT'S FUCKING BAUMRINDE IN GERMAN

BAUMRINDE IS SUCH A SILLY SHIP NAME ISTFG

I don't think I've ever loved an animatic thid much

I'VR NEVER LOOKED AT AN ANIMATIC SO CLOSELY

THE FACT THE FIRST SCENE IS SO SWEET AND THE SECOND ONE IS ALREADY REN BEING BEHEADED

I wish they won. I wish Ren or Martyn was the winner of 3rd Life

CAN'T I HAVE L8KE

A LITTLE FAIRY THAT MAKES MY WISHES COME TRUE?

C'MOOOOONNNNN [insert a bunch of screaming emotes here]

AGH I CAN'T

...what if i copied every single message and sent melloz this as an ask to show my appreciation

CUZ I SURE DO APPRECIATE THIS ANIMATIC

[Link]

WATCH THIS. WATCH. OBSERVE. NOW. I BEG.

I'VE WATCHED THIS FOR 5 TIMES IN A ROW NOW

I'M VERY SANE

I STILL CAN'T GET OVER REN'S NECK NOT ALIGNING PROPERLY

also the feather and the poppy but this is the treebark channel

Not

Not desert duo

I CAN'T

.........do i send this as an ask i am very sane i promise

One of my very favourite scenes though is the beheading scene, funnily enough

Me literally passing out when I see gore but not here cuz idk baumrinde <333333

Also here

HIS NECK.

IS NOT.

ALIGNING.

Or what if it's his head falling off after death cuz he died and that determination is no longer there to keep dogwarts, causing his hesd to fall off

New headcanon i think

And I just noticed I watched this like 6 times now DESERVED THOUGH

Gonna watch it again

I love them so much

I love this animatic so much

Guys I can't

WAIT DID MARTYN'S EARS TILT DOWN IN THE REN DEAD SCENE

HOLD

WAIR YEAH

HIS EARS TILTED DOWN

I CAN'T

Somebody stop me

Actually no

Oh also the song choice IS PERFECT????????

WAIT REN'S PONYTAIL IS GONE IN THE LAST SCENE HIS HAIR IS OPEN

YAAAAAYYYYYY

Anywhoozles

[Link]

WATCH THIS.

I BEG

EVERYBODY THAZ DOESN'T IS MISSING OUT THIS IS SO COOL"

And with that, Melloz you're amazing, EVERYBODY WATCH THE ANIMATIC EVER >:D

I have so much fun reading this, It's like I'm in a theater seat watching this happen with 4D sound surrounding Lmaoooo

Thank you for sending this to me I really appreciate this <3333

I'm so happy you eating all the details I put in hehe

though the part where you describe Ren's neck as not aligning is probably just my error in art but that's also a really cool headcanon!

I might adopt that headcanon :d Like drawing Martyn carrying Ren's head

you really made my day Thank yooou :D

hope you get a good night sleep bud

[lordsalissoon]

So I have three questions, the first two are about appearances and the third is the series powers itself... So I was looking at the Nokori drawing reference bases and some of the answered questions. I probably missed them somewhere; and i wanted to know if I was allowed to add more than one tail, and I was also wondering if there were any accessories you don't allow in a way... I had a cool idea, but didn't want to break any rules, restrictions, or anything along those lines. :')

The third question that I had was about the powers... so silver has invisibility, Arthur has super strength and holy can fly. I was wondering, since they received them as an effect from the transformation, is there a chance that some may not have any super physical superpower, but had a mental power and vice versa; or is it not possible.

Also I love your series, and I seriously can't wait for the next episode to see what happens next!!! ^^

Hello!

You can go wild with the appearance of your nokori! They can have from no tails to a lot more than one, no arms to more than pair, wings horns, a lot of eyes! The only thing they can't actually have are natural symbols on their fur (Tattoo like symbols). They can paint the symbols over their fur like a tattoo tho.

Regarding their powers: Holy's ability to fly isn't her power. It is her ability that she gained with her wings. Arthie can't fly because his wings are too small to lift his weight. Holy's power is to feel when someone is saying the truth.

It is possible for a nokori to have a physical ability that is related to their power. Arthie has physical strength, because he has the body of a bull. But he also has physical power that magically increases his strenght.

If the nokori has a mental power like Holy's or Obsidian's power, they will still have some kind of physical ability that has nothing to do with magic. Like Dante can jump super high because he's part bunny.

And THANK YOOOU!!!!!!!

[seawater-aurelia-writing]

Hello 🌺🌻💕

thank you so so much for doing a part 2 to The Break 🙏🌺 and thank you so much for tagging me. I had the widest smile on my face when I woke up to the notice ☺️🥰

so so I had some comments I wanted to make but Tumblr comment section would restrict me because word limit 😭

so hope you dont mind I put them here:

The way I felt the need, the Need, to just push Crowley off a cliff or make him into bird stew was so freaking strong omg I swear

I way I just wanted to hug MC and maybe just kick deuce in the shins a bit I swear to god.

dont get me started on Grim, I was just about ready to make him eat daffodils like Ruggie for a couple weeks too 😠

oh, and Rook! rook! the way he was leading her and then noticing her pain and he slowed down and basically was next to her in case she fell just had me so soft. and I feel like the way he would just talk a bit loudly so she wouldn't nod off and get in trouble again had me so soft too.

the way MC just kept putting herself down, sadly, I know how that feels because, you know the feeling of they only like you because your useful and if youre not then you don belong and man, I was tearing up and the rain outside just fit so right and please, I want to take mc and lock her up and we can have self care time

and the way I just smack m head when kalim turned her away from the cafeteria nooooooo

"I'm not cleaning that just because you're lazy and took a fall! You’re my henchman, not the other way around! Don’t be selfish! ”

oooooo maaaannn the way I saw red when I saw this line you have no idea omg

the way I screamed! screamed when lilia appeared and comforted her omg. I knew I knew he would be one of the ones that would be soft to her and understand her and I am so glad he was.

the way he carried her and talked to her softly but firmly too. and then this line

“But it’s never just one thing, is it?” M/C faintly registered the sound of his shoes upon cobblestone, were they back on campus?  “After this, then there’s another favor that’s asked of you, another assignment, another mess to clean. But – have you had time for yourself, little one?”

tears down my face I tell you tears

and then then

malleus appeared

“Enough. I refuse to listen to you slander yourself in such a way, Child of Man.”

and I was so freaking happy and yes! I know he would care also 😭😭

"Standing before her, in the main room of Ramshackle Dorm, were the Dorm Leaders , Grim and Sam with various expressions across their faces."

the way that I wanted to just freaking imagine their faces and have them realize what some of them and theirs put MC through just hjdhkjfhkjkfd omg I can't wait!

oooo I was surprised to see Sam there too and I wonder what he has to say as well.

I hope they all heard! grrrr in this house we protect MC

thank you for the update and youre hard work. Can't wait to see what you have in store for next time. please take your time as needed.

I hope you and yours have been well? I know you were going through alot and I hope that everyone is well and happy and safe 🙏🌺

Hi Hana! ヾ(•ω•`)o It's been a rough ride but i've been well! Haha, things are easier and better than they were for sure!

I am SO glad to hear how happy you weredkfjngsk I couldn't stop smiling when I saw this come in! Thank yooou!

Hehe, I'm glad you picked up on a lot of the little things I did in this one; Not everyone at NRC would take time to think on things as a whole and are quite selfish... Grim and Crowley are perfect examples of that...but there are some others. (* ￣︿￣)

But we stan the observant and caring - Lillia and Rook were MCs little angels for sure but they aren't done yet...and there's a really good reason for Sam to be there but I won't spoil it~ (￣y▽,￣)╭

But thank you, thank you not just for this super nice message but for your patience with me! It really means a lot that you've enjoyed it and i'll do my best to make the next part just as good, if not better!

[tainted-by-skeletons]

Bully Reader X Sans (Part One)

(SFW And there's a little Sans X Grillby in this chapter.)

Getting drunk with your friends is always a good idea when it's just your friends. But when the guy you keep picking on is asleep on a bar stool and someone has a marker handy… do the nice thing, and not the thing you want to do. Okay?

“Hey Y/N! Look, Sans is sleeping!”

“Heheheh~ nooo waaayy~”

“You should go mess with him. We do it all the time. It's okay.”

“Aheheh. Okay. Doonnn tell em.”

“Haha we won't. Go on!”

It's a lot harder to resist when you're drunk and a bunch of dog monsters are telling you that you should totally do it and everything will be okay. The good thing is, I wasn't as mean as I could have been. I was handed a marker by a large monster whose face was mostly made up of teeth. (Nice guy by the way) I took it without any hesitation and made a beeline to the small skeleton. The joyful crowd behind me and complete lack of restaurant staff gave me more than enough courage. But even then, I did still have one problem.

“Wait! What the hell do I draw on him?”

“Anything! Come on! He's not a light sleeper. Just draw something funny!”

“Or cuuute!~ hehehe~” Brandy giggled.

Brandy was a perpetually drunk bunny monster who spent all her time at Grillby's and had a crush on Sans. I'm really not sure why. Yet, her suggestion actually gave me an idea. It was something that would probably look funny on him, and I couldn't mess it up either.

I won't have anyone knowing I can't draw. So I'm gonna give him freckles and little cheek hearts.

I giggled to myself as I spotted the skeleton’s strangely soft white cheeks with black permanent marker. Thankfully, he was sleeping with his chin on the bar on top of his arms. That way I could easily draw what I needed.

“Okay lemme see! Heheh. What did you- oh really? Laaame.”

“Whattt?! Whaddya meeean?”

“Why didn't you write something on his forehead?”

It wouldn't be legible.

“Aww man. I gueeess I should have.”

“Here. Give it to me. I'll do it.”

Doggo, the mostly blind member of the royal guard, took my marker. He was one of my first couple of friends.

“What are yooou gonna do?” I asked him.

“Nothing. Both of you are banned from my restaurant.” An ethereal, but somehow also gruff and stern voice told us.

It was Grillby. The owner of the restaurant. And also one of Sans' closest friends.

“Oh fuck!”

That's exactly what I meant earlier. I really wish I didn't draw on Sans’ face. I felt awful about it the next day. I knew his brother Papyrus would find out, and I really liked him. Papyrus was another close friend of mine in the underground. He made terrible spaghetti and tried to kill me with some puzzles but after all that we became fast friends. I think that's actually when Sans decided that I was his least favorite person. He was basically obsessed with his brother and I think he thought I'd steal him away or something. Which I would never do. Papyrus is really not my type.

“Come on Paps! Throw like a man dammit! Hahaha!”

I was having a snowball fight with Papyrus and a few guard dog monsters when Sans came up to us.

“Hey. Y/N. Come over here a sec.” Sans said calmly after he somehow appeared behind us.

“Woah! How'd you?- whatever.” I wondered as I stepped away from the game.

“I don't think you should be hanging out with my brother so much.”

“Pft. What is he? 6? Who the hell are you to say that?”

I hate people telling me what to do. So hearing that set me off and I said something rude before I could stop myself.

“I'm his older brother. And he shouldn't have to deal with people that insult him, cuss around him and I don't like you casually stealing my nickname for him either.”

“Uh. Obsessed much? One. He's a grown up. He can handle it. And two? Being protective of nicknames is kinda creepy if it's your younger brother.”

“Wh-Creepy!? What the hell is wrong with you!?”

Before Sans could start lecturing me, one of the big monsters came up to us.

“You guys can talk later! Come on! We don't wanna wait forever!”

It was a dog guard in ginormous armor and his tail was wagging wildly. Anxious to get away from the humiliating conversation, I ignored everything Sans said and started walking back to my game.

“Just like. Chill. Okay? No pun intended.”

Sans' Pov

Puns were my thing. Alright? And I don't have a lot of things to begin with. Other than Papyrus' nickname that bitch stole too. Using a pun against me was the last straw. As ridiculous as that sounds. So that was the start of our intense hatred for each other. I wasn't really the type of person to start arguments but she sure was. We both got tossed out of practically every building we were in together for causing a scene. Getting drunk and falling asleep at Grillby's was a usual occurrence for me, but I had no idea my new enemy would come in and torment me that day.

“Mnnn. Grillby…” I muttered after waking up on a barstool again.

Apparently I slept until everyone left. At least, that's what I thought. Apparently Grillby cleared the place out early after I got graffitied.

“Sans. You need to get up.”

“Uggh. I know. I'll go home in a sec.”

“Not that.”

“Whaat?”

“Y/N drew on your face. I'm gonna take you to my place so we can wash it off. Alright?”

“What?! What the hell did she do?!”

I bolted up. Nearly falling out of my chair.

“Not as much as I thought actually. It's not bad.”

“What? How could it not be bad?”

After I had steadied myself, I finally looked up at Grillby's face. He had a strange smile that unsettled me.

“Don't think about it too much. Put up your hood and walk with me to my place.” He commanded.

“Uh- huh?” I squeaked.

Some people say that Grillby is bossy and a buzz kill. But I don't mind at all. He never usually bosses me around. But when he does… I can't say I dislike it. I immediately hopped off the chair and flipped up my hood. Very suddenly, Grillby took my hand and walked me out the door. Opening it for me.

“Ah… Jeez Grillbz. I'm not a kid anymore.”

“Oh. I'm so sorry. I shouldn't be coddling you.”

He let go of my hand and I realized my mistake.

“Er… I mean. I'll take it as a compliment I guess. You seem pissed off that she was fuckin’ with me.”

“I am. I'm not sure I like having a human down here. She may get along with everyone, but I feel like all my customers have been a lot more rowdy and even the whole town has become a bit more… a bit… ugh. I'm just not sure I have the right word.”

“She reminds me a lot of Catty. Or Bratty.”

Funny enough, I used to get bullied a lot by them too. When I was a kid that is.

“Haha! I'm sure she does. Hmmm. I wonder then…”

Without warning, Grillby took hold of my hood and pulled it back to look at my face more closely. I turned and looked up at him with a slightly shocked expression.

“Hmm~”

Grillby's eyes softened and he stood staring at me for a couple seconds.

“You do seem to attract a type. Don't you Sans?”

“What? What's that supposed to mean?”

“I never told you. Because I didn't like how they treated you. But Catty and Bratty came by one day. I talked to them for a while and they revealed that they picked on you because they both had a crush on you.”

“What?! No. You're kidding me!”

“I wonder if that human girl is similar.”

“I don't believe a word you said.”

“You might when you see what she drew on you.”

“What?!”

“Shh!”

It was late at night and I shouldn't have been shouting. So Grillby put a finger to my lips. All the embarrassment and physical contact started to make my knees weak. I tripped a little.

“Ohhahaha. You're still quite tired aren't you?” Grillby laughed at me as he took my hand again.

“Shut up.” I muttered quietly. “I'll be fine.”

But… I couldn't stop myself from squeezing his hand so he wouldn't let go of mine.

“Oh? So you don't want me to carry you?”

“N-no! Don't do that!”

“Hmhm~ Alright.”

Grillby has always teased me. He usually says something about how I make it so easy. I'm not sure what that means though. I don't find it easy to tease anyone.

“Aahh… there we go.” Grillby muttered to himself as he unlocked his front door, letting go of my hand.

He let me in first, but I didn't go straight to his bathroom. I remembered where it was but I felt awkward showing how well I already knew his place.

“Still need help?”

“Er! Uh! I just. Um… don't remember which door is your bathroom.”

“Oh right. Sorry. I guess it feels like I invite you over more than I actually do. It's the first door on the right.”

I nodded and made my way there. Grillby picked up his pace in order to catch up with me. I could guess he wanted to see my reaction when I saw myself. Looking in the mirror, I found little black dots along my cheeks, and small, badly drawn hearts below my eyes.

“Ehaaahhh! W-why- why! Why did she do that?!”

“Hahahaha! I'm really not sure Sans. I think that girl likes you.”

“No! I- Aghhh!”

I tried desperately to rub off the black dots. Even black smears would be better. But they didn't budge at all.

“Fuck! Y/N didn't use a permanent marker did she?”

“Oh no… I really hope not.”

Grillby seemed to know that my “skin” held permanent markers really well. He opened up a cabinet and grabbed a brand new bar of soap and a small towel.

“I guess we'll find out.” I sighed.

“Alright Sans. Stay still.”

“What? No come on. Just let me do it.”

Grillby turned on the faucet, making sure the water was warm.

“I wasn't watching you when I should have been. I should help you.” He decided.

“That's just an excuse for you to put your hands all over my face.”

“Oh please let me~ I love your soft face.” Grillby teased as he pinched my cheeks and rubbed them around. I squeaked a little in surprise and it only made Grillby more determined.

“No! Just! Rrrr…” I growled.

He finally left my face alone so he could wet the small towel with hot water. After opening up the new bar of soap and rubbing it on the soaking towel, Grillby once again told me to,

“Stay still.”

I kinda liked being taken care of and fussed over, so I finally let him have his fun.

“Ugh. Fuck… that kinda hurts.”

“Oh you're such a baby.”

“No I'm not.”

Grillby put a hand up to his face to attempt to stifle a laugh.

“Hey!”

“Hahaha! I'm sorry. You're just so cute I can't help it.”

“I'm not- ah I'm not even gonna say it.”

“Hmhmhm~”

“Ya know. Maybe I should do it myself.”

To my surprise, Grillby gave me the towel. When I looked in the mirror I saw no change to the marks.

“Nooooo no no nooooo!”

I scrubbed my cheeks until they felt inflamed and raw.

“Awww. Poor thing. Don't hurt yourself.”

I threw the towel at Grillby. It sizzled when it struck his neck.

“Ugh. Now my shirt is all wet.”

Before I could stop him, Grillby slid off his vest and started unbuttoning his shirt.

“Wh- what are you doing?!”

“What? Suddenly you have a problem with me undressing?”

“Yeah!”

“Awww. If it makes you feel better I'll let you take yours off too.”

“That would not make me feel better!”

“Haha. Then get out of the bathroom.”

“Where am I supposed to go now?!”

“Do you want to stay the night?”

“Are you… gonna be shirtless?”

“If you'd like~”

“Aahhh!”

I should have taken the chance, but I got scared and fled to my own place.

[reds-corner]

This sounds soooo good!! Can't wait to see how the story develops!! 😍😍

Thank yooou so much! I’m really glad you like it. I hope to give guys an update soon and make it even better. Thanks again for taking the time to comment Al-ja-ma!

[lyopichiisai]

As the Iron Heart

ch1 here- https://www.tumblr.com/lyopichiisai/747278373550751744/as-the-iron-heart

Hey, these chapters will be all over the place, 'cause there is kind of a lot of Aida's subtle content during our DnD campaign. But we shall see bits and pieces of it.

Content: smut and a bit of fluff - p.i.v, fingers, oral (fem receiving), fluff first time, trauma memories, some backstory for context

Ch. 2 - Us?

"Are you sure?" Joy was holding Aida close, wrapping one arm around her waist while his hand caresses her jaw. His hand was large against her face.

A lot has happened since the scar. A couple months after her wound healed, during a patrol, Aida found a small boarlet. It was wounded, laying down next to dead boar, probably its mother. The piglet would cry out in pain and fear. Seeing it like that shook Aida's heart. She knew way too well what loosing was, and she saw herself on that defenseless and vulnerable little boar. With her ranger connection to nature and to the beasts that live within it, she came close to the little creature, showing her hands up as a sign of peace. The little piglet looked up, its eyes met hers and it understood she meant no harm. He looked back at its mother, maybe the stranger could help.

Aida got closer, inspecting the body. It was long gone. She couldn't peform a ressurecting spell, she was not a cleric. But she could aid the little one. Elven words were spoken and she touched the piglets wound, as it closes, she could feel it getting aggited with the sudden healing, it regained some energy.

"I can't do anything about her, little one" she said hesitant, she really wanted to see it happy. She breath out a frustrated sigh. " But I can help you out, I will never be her, but I can keep you safe and fed."

It understood every word, it didn't speak, but Aida's connection to the woods made it so her words and intentions were translated to beasts. It looked sad, but the little one understood that it was an easy prey if it stayed there.

It walked closer to Aida, bumping its nose to her leg as a sign of "lead the way". She walked side by side with it, noticing it looking back to its late mother a couple of times before not looking back anymore.

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"What is its name?" Dhalia questioned while Joy was caressing the boarlet's back. The big half-orc would not stop giggling from how cute it was.

Dhalia was a dragonborn, 6.2ft tall, pink scales and rounded horns on her head. Her hair was up on a losen pigtail, darker shade of pink than her skin. She had her hands on her hips waiting for Aida's response.

"I don't know, thought of calling it just Boar." Aida said with arms crossed on her chest. "Naming a creature I'm not sure will adapt is kinda-"

"I'd call it feroucious" Joy said, taking the little piglet on his arms and resting it like a baby. "Aren't you, little baby boy, you are so cute, look at yooou" the boar was making noises that Aida and Joy undestood as laughter. The half-orc kept tickleling its belly.

"Well, it followed you all the way from the south river to here, it cleary isn't afraid of humanoids." Dhalia got close to look at the little boar. "You fed it, now its yours, animals are simple beings, Aida"

Joy let go of the boarlet. "He'll be fine with you, look at him!"

As soon as the boar was let loose, he went to Aida and sat by her side. Looking up to her, as if waiting for her attention.

"Well..." she sighed. "You need a home and I'll gladly share mine with you, baby boy." She kneeled down and gave it a little scratch on the ear. "Ribs*."

"You'll call it a... food?" Dhalia looked puzzled.

"Why not?" She laughs a little. "It's just a little joke. He loves it".

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It's been 5 years since her wounds. 6 years since she lost her daughter. 8 since she lost her husband.

Falling in love was new to her.

Joy made a deal with an important dwarven family, they would stay at Ick Mak as blacksmiths and shopkeepers. Something Marshall and him worked over the years, but Joy was forced to finish the deal alone since Marshall was dead.

Aida and Dhalia knew Marshall just ran away because they were the ones giving him a chance to. He had become a werewolf and was a threat to the village he passed the last 12 years protecting and caring for. They could not kill him, but they could order him to leave. After a fight with a marked creature, he revealed his curse. Aida was scared of him, and it broke his heart. The patrol was made by him, Aida, Dhalia, Josefh, Tuli and Qirina.

Josefh was a well known drunk from the tavern, the best of gambling and drinking games. Tuli was a young halfling on his teen years, Marshall's apprentice, since the boy lost his parents. Qirina was Dhalia's only daugther, best friend of Brie, Aida's late child.

They had to keep Marshall away, Tuli didn't agree with it. Aida wrapped Marshall's hands with tight ropes so he wound not hurt them while they camp, he looked sad and almost disappointed.

Aida sat next to him, holding her knees and looking up to the stars. "Fuck, Marshall, why would you.."

"It was werewolf or a flagellated. What did you expected me to choose?" He was not mad at her, but at his fate.

"I wish we didn't have to part ways like this." A lump forms on her throat. It hurts saying goodbye, but is better than not saying it.

Her eyelids grow tired suddenly. She knew it was not tired, she was the lookout for the night. Her head fell to the side, Marshall holding it delicately, leading it gently to the floor. She was sure he was restrained, but he just kisses her forehead.

"I'm sorry, Aida" he whispers.

Darkness takes over before she can do anything, before a protest, before a hug, before a farewell. She was there again, in this cursed position of not saying how much she was glad to have someone before they parted ways. She could not say goodbye. And it hurts all over again. First her lover, then her daughter and now her best friend.

"Mar...sh...all" her words fell on deaf ears. He got up, gather his belongings and dissapear with the night.

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"I want this" she whispers, her lips closer to Joy's.

After the Dwarfs annouced their stay in Ick Mak, Aida felt so proud of Joy, while his tears streamed down earlier that day, Aida kissed him. A deep, almost passionate kiss of pure pride. It was out of nowhere and Joy could only reciprocate with cry hicupps and flushed cheeks.

"You did it, you handsome bastard, you did it!" She screamed in excitment.

"She wasn't paid to do this, Tuli." Qirina got lower to whisper to the halfling.

"Oh, wow, for real" Tuli answered surprised.

As evening fell on Ick Mak, the Sleeping Oak tavern was full, a celebration took place welcoming the new residents. Drinks go by and Aida is herself again, outgoing, charismatic, just herself. Joy keeps his arm around her sholder, laughing laoudly to every joke she through out. The tavern was full of laughter.

Aida gets closer to Dhalia, she smells alcohol on Aida's breath. "My favorite dragonborn of this town, can you be the sweetest little Applepie and lend me a room?" Aida is not subtle at all with her intentions.

"For two?" Dhalia raises an eyebrow. A cocky smile takes her lips.

"Yeah, some alone time for two" she answers with no filters. Joy looks a little embarrased behind Aida.

Dhalia hands her the key, not before giving a little wink to the half-orc. She silently moves her mouth, as of saying 'good luck' to him. He pretends to not know what is about to happen and takes another sip of beer.

Aida goes up the stairs, going to the second room on the left. Her head is spining, but she knows she is sober enough to understand her doings. She start to unbuckle her belt, opens her shirt to show more of clevege. She blushes with the idea of flirting for real, not just as a joke.

"The fuck am I suppose to..." her mumbling to herself is interrupted as the large half orc enters.

He closes the door behind him, looking at her. Aida skin glows with the moonlight and the dim candle lighting the room. She was beautiful in his eyes. He was in love for the past years. He saw every arc of her life, through everything she had suffer, he wanted to be at her side, it didn't matter if it was as a lover or as a friend. He just wanted to help her.

She let the string on her shirt loosen and show more of her breasts. They were hidden by a thin layer of fabric. He was hipnotyzed. Untyng her ponytail, she got up, walking towards him, her hands rested on his chest, he hold his breath and let her control this situation. Her dark wavy hair fell on her shoulders, eyes requesting a kiss. He lowered his head so their lips could meet. It was a gentle kiss, he didn't want his desire to overstep her boudaries. As his hand rested on her jaw, he asked if she was alright. Did she really wanted him?

"I want you with me, Joy" his name sounded so sweet on her lips. "I want you to-"

He kissed her more needy. His thusks pressed on her lips while her hand pulled his face closer. He slides his hands to her thigh, getting her up against his body. Her legs wrap around his waist, the kiss remains uniterrupted. He gently lays her the bed, she can feel the heat from her core.

He takes off his shirt, revealing how buff he actually is. She knew he was strong due to his orc lineage but, by the gods, he was hot. He holds her waist and their lips meet once more, opening for their tongues to dance around. She moans as she feels the friction between their bodies touch her wet folds. His fingers slides down her stomach, going under her trousers, touching her cunt so slightly. Her wetness shows him how willing she is for this. His finger circles her throbbing clit, massaging it as she moans. She bites her lower lip, as to not be so noisy.

"You look divine like this." Joy didn't look embarrassed anymore, as if the alcohol and arousal boosted his ego and gave him the confidence to make her submit to him.

"J-Joy..." she whispers his name in between moans, her hand exploring her chest to touch her own breast.

She takes of her shirt and her undergarments, letting her upper body free for his exploration. He kisses her once more, hearing her moan against his mouth. He descends to her neck without cutting contact between his fingers and her cunt.

"I want you, Joy, inside...me" she responds while he kisses her chest. His hands go up her trousers, pulling it down and revealing her full body. His eyes explore her nude form, the scars of battles and enconters, going down to see the beauty he was caressing moments ago. He wants a taste of it. As his face is close to her hips, he looks up asking for consent.

"Can I.. taste you, Aida?" He's voice is full of lust, his throat dried up with desire.

She nods, conseting to his wishes. He opens her legs revealing a full view of her. She was wet and ready for his contact. His lips kiss her throbbing clit, than a lick, followed by a gentle sucking, his thusks pressing on the sides of her folds. She arched her back in response, panting breaths leave her chest while her head gets lighter from pleasure and past drinks.

"Ahh.."she let a moan scape as his tougue slit through her folds, stopping back at her clit.

His member is painfully hard against his pants, hearing her moan this much from his devoted oral is making him go wild. He lays his hand on her inner thigh, pressing it against the bed to better access her inside. He can sense she is close.

One leg goes over his sholder and he can feel her body shake for friction against his face. She arched her back once more, thanking the gods her scream of pleasure was way lower than the party going on downstairs. Joy takes all of her arousal, it feeds his lustful mouth. He no longer can't hold his instincts, he unbuckle his trousers as fast as he can, his cock already hard and pulsating. Aida pull his body closer to her, his member slinding a bit on her wet and sensitive cunt before he adjusts.

He looks at her eyes once more, wanting her to consent again. He knows all of this is new to her.

"Please, I want you..." she whispers caressing his cheek. He adjusts his position, her arms wrap around his neck while his elbows support him to stay at her level. They kiss once more and he can feel her tongue against his. He presses his cock against her cunt, slinding inside slowly so she can ajust to its size. Her lips open up, it looks painful. He gets nervous seeing her face.

"Do you want me to stop?" He asks, he looks so cute when he is worried for her.

"It's big isn't it?" Her comment makes him blush instantly. She smiles, drops of sweat fall from her forehead from her prior moves. "I can take you, don't worry". He looks at her, she is everything for him. In this moment, with the candlight dancing from the breeze coming inside by the window. She is everything he ever imagined she was.

He thrusts inside her, slowly adjusting so she can be confortable. She moans when he is all in. Her walls clentch against his cock. Gods, she was so tight and he felt instantly the pleasure of being so deep in her. He groans, moving his hips back and forth. She was delightful.

His head rests on her collarbone, his hands clentch the bedsheets, she can hear low moans coming out of his lips. She caress his shaved head, digging her fingers with each thrust of his cock. He was delightful.

Her hand goes down to his back, feeling his cold sweat. She lets a moan scape next to his ear, getting him to move a bit faster. Her eyes roll as she feels her body ready for another release. By the grunts Joy was making, he was getting close too. He grabs her left thigh as his head goes up to see her in full view. Her eyes were closed and her breath was deep. Her mouth opened, the pleasure leaving her breathless. Everytime he got inside her, her walls clentched against his member more willingly.

"I'm.. close" he whispers between deeps breaths. He leans for a kiss and she reciprocates, her mouth vibrating from interrupted moans. As she reaches her release, her cunt presses harder againts Joy's cock and he can only groan when his member realeases hot cum inside her.

He breaths deep, taking one hand to her face and sliding a lock of hair out of the way. He leans and kisses her once more. She feels loved as a woman, it's been so long since this pleasure was shared with another. She feels her eyes getting full of tears, she is happy.

"A-Aida, you are alright? Did it hurt? What did-" she presses her finger against his lips, her smile assuring him that everything is more than fine, it's wonderful.

"Shush, big guy, it's all good, don't worry. I just have to clean myself, that's all." She could see that he is now nervous about the mess. Her head still spinning, she gets a towel from a drawer and cleans her thighs and close to her intimacy. She blushes as she uses the towel on him, Joy is so nervous seeing her taking care of him, how delicate and careful she is being to him. 'So this is how it feels... to be taken care of.' He thinks to himself. He can't hold the feeling and he kisses her once more, not a lustful ou desire driven kiss, a soft one. A lover's one.

The alcohol still lingers on them. Eyelids get heavier by the minute, she gives him a last kiss on the cheek. "My head hurts now" she whispers. "Too much intensity".

Joy feels his body tired as soon as she comments on the matter. He lays down and falls asleep faster than he antecipated. Aida laughs hearing him already snoring. Her dizziness gets the better of her and as fast as Joy, she can only feel her tired eyes closing and an anxiety voice asking if she will play with his feelings, since she had not forget her past lover.

"You deserve to be happy" a voice, almost disguised as a feeling goes through her head. "What you lost is to be felt, but not prioritize your sadness over how good you feel with this, even if it is for tonight, it's your fate to decide."

Her mind goes dark, every drop of alcohol drank before taking care of her mind, erasing every second of her moments with Joy. The morning waiting for the lovers to see themselves in these akward position of a nightstand.

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*Ribs in my languege can mean sideburns and ribs like the pork ones, its a joke I made a while ago. So keep it in mind the name means its hair and the fact that is a boar.

[rejectdolls]

"okay, happy 'valentine's' day or whatever." grumpy look on his face, grumbling around the words while he stood in the threshold of cindy's home. standing there like all the stuff he was holding might BURN him if he has to hold it any longer, acknowledge the way he had been thoughtful. with a bouquet of pink roses, a stuffed animal that was the color of her cat, a bag of cherry suckers and a handful of brand new cassettes of their favorite bands they shared. and he might've drawn a heart with a black marker on the front of each of them with 'cindy' written inside the heart, but he wasn't dare going to point it out or even admit he wrote and drew that in the first place. she could just find that out on her own.

"awww, oh my goood! really?!?" and cindy's already seeing stars, colored several shades of surprised. usually it's like pulling teeth getting billy of all people to show the slightest hint of real affection, and she figures it's because of the way she knows how to bug him with cuteness but this? she can't say she was expecting much, but this just about propels her into euphoria and it shows by the sudden bright sparkle in espresso hues and the glow she seems to radiate. "oh my god, i LOVE these! thank yooou," she gushes, taking the sweet gifts and quickly placing them on her kitchen table so she can admire them for a moment. "i'm gonna need help getting a vase for these in a minute 'cause i'm too short," she looks from the beautiful roses to the top cabinet where the glass vases are kept before excitedly handing him a curious looking bag with red tissue paper visible from inside. of course she has a surprise for her favorite person in this entire world. "i have a little something for you, too," she announces in a playful, singsong voice and a glittering smile, picking it up and handing it to him. she can't wait to see his reaction to a box of homemade cookies she baked (heart shaped of course), a t-shirt of a band she knows he likes, a really nice scented cologne, a little journal of polaroids she had taken of them and with him with kiss marks all over the front in different shades of pink and red, and a box of candy hearts 'cause why not. did she outdo herself? she doesn't care. it's her favorite holiday, and she's gonna get creative with it. "happy valentine's day, billy," she beams and watches him discover what's inside, her whole aura emitting pure love.

[for-a-longlongtime]

Fuuuuuck, Ghostie!! You just knocked me off my ass with this, goddamn!! Love it starts with the visuals we have of the guys on the phone with each other -- I know I'm gonna be thinking back to this fic whenever I see those scenes or gifs again, hehehe.

Dave chuckled and Marcus ran a thumb over his leaking tip. “I’ll text you the details later, baby boy. Now why don’t you get comfortable and cum down the phone for me.”

Before getting more into the action, let me just say that I really love this pairing and the way that these three vibe together. It's hot, and in such an organic way that it reads almost like you're watching this happen on tv -- you killed it, babe.

Putting the rest under the cut as to not spoiler things:

On Thursday, Javi had arrived to work to find an envelope on his desk with his name in Dave’s handwriting on it. Inside was a hotel key card, the address and room number, along with a Polaroid of Marcus wear a pair of lacy mint green panties. The younger man’s face looked flushed as his cock strained against the thin material as he gazed into the camera with his lips parted.

HELLO??? Thank you for writing that and putting that image in my head because goddamn, I didn't know I needed that -- but obviously I did. No wonder Javi jerked off to that every night until he got to see them.

At the mention of his name, Marcus slowly opened his eyes, scanning the room before blearily settling on Javi. Opening his mouth to speak, all the younger man could do is gasp as Dave carefully withdrew his fingers.

I heard that gasp in my soul. 🥵🥵🥵

“Fuck him.” Dave commanded, and although Javi’s instinct was to snap back at him, he instead felt his cock throb. As much as Javi hated to admit it, Dave’s dominant side was fucking hot, despite it being a source of issues when the two of them had been together in the past. 

I love this. It's exactly how I imagine the dynamic between those two to be - Javi wouldn't (mentally) want to give in, but his body sure as hell would respond in a different manner.

Between them, Marcus whined and gasped around the cock in his throat, the occasional gagging noise sending goosebumps dancing over Javi’s skin. The sounds of smacking flesh filled the room as Javi hungrily drove his cock into Marcus, the tension building inside him with each sharp thrust. Gripping Marcus' hips, Javi bared his teeth, fighting the approaching cliff edge, watching as Dave pinched his eye tightly shut for a moment.

"I'm so close." Marcus' voice was almost a whisper as he panted. "I can't... the ring..." (...)

Javi could see Marcus' untouched cock twitching just above the mattress. The cock-ring still snugly in place was stemming any satisfying orgasm, leaving Marcus a panting glistening wreck and his dick painfully erect. The length was beautifully flushed, with a not insubstantial puddle of precum gathered on the sheets below.

I want to say 'poor Marcus', but more like goddamn lucky Marcus... phew. I know they're gonna make it worth it for him in the end...

Part 2! Part 2! YAY BRING ON PART 2! I can't wait!! You spoil us, Ghostie. Thank yooou 💜

Hold Please...

Summary: Dave decides to arrange a little get-together for him, Javier and Marcus. (Based on this post.)

Pairing: Dave York/Javier Peña/Marcus Pike Rating: Explicit | Word Count: 2444 Part 1 of 2

Warnings: Anal fingering, oral sex, anal sex, facial, orgasm denial

Note: This has not been beta read so I apologize for any mistakes. This is a fic with gay/bi characters. Please make sure you’ve read the warnings. Dividers: @saradika-graphics

The phone’s shrill ring echoed through the empty office, startling Javi out of his dazed. Glancing at his watch, his heart sank to see it was already lunchtime. Well, that explained why the office was empty with the exception of himself and why his stomach was growling. He must have gotten lost in these reports, or rather sank into a strange waking slumber due to how fucking dull they were. As another shrill tone rang out through the office, Javi reached out and grabbed the receiver. 

“Peña.”

“Peña, it’s York. You got a minute?” A familiar voice reached Javi’s ears, and in a moment he was transported back ten years ago to the first time he’d met Dave as a brash young army Private. 

“Dave, it’s been a while.” Javi cupped the receiver to his ear as he hunted around his desk for his keys, cell phone and cigarettes. “To what do I owe the pleasure?”

“Funny you should word it that way.” Dave chuckled down the phone. “Are you free this Saturday?”

“What’s this about, Dave?” Javi frowned, pausing his hands from shoving his belongings into his pockets. “I haven’t heard from you in almost a year, not since… well… a text the morning after would have been nice.”

Another chuckled came from Dave before a short pause. “It’s come to my attention that we now have the same… playmate.”

“Oh.” Javi’s eyebrows shot up as his memory snapped back to the month before, where he’d spent a weekend balls deep in a young FBI agent. “I didn’t know you and he-”

“Oh, it’s not exclusive Peña, don’t worry. I’m not mad. Far from it.” Dave’s voice sounded as smooth and soothing as ever, and Javi cursed under his breath as he felt his cock responding as it always did around Dave York. On the other end of the phone, Dave continued. “He’s very good, isn’t he? What would you say to a little get-together this weekend? Just the three of us for some good old-fashioned fun.”

“You call me on my office phone to ask this?” Javi shook his head, laughing. “You asshole. Fine. Let me know the details, when you’ve talked to him. Text me. Ok, I’m gonna go get some lunch.”

“Talk to you soon, Agent Peña.” Dave gave once last night before the line went dead.

Sitting on his couch after a long day at the office, Marcus had jumped a little when his cell phone buzzed in his pocket. Putting down his book and without even looking at the caller-ID he’s swiped his thumb and brought it up to his ear.

“This is Pike.” 

“Hello Marcus.” A deep voice greeted his ears, and immediately Marcus’ cock twitched in interest.

“D-Dave. I… I haven’t heard from you in a while.” Marcus sat up straight, his heart pounding at the voice of his older lover.

“Yeah, I thought I’d leave you a while to make you miss me.” Dave teased. “But from what I’ve heard you’ve got yourself a new older man to fuck you into the mattress.”

Marcus’ swallowed hard. “You said that we… that we weren’t-”

“Oh baby, I’m just teasing you.” Dave cooed down the phone. “I know him, actually. Old lover of mine, in fact, although we haven’t fucked for a while. A long while.”

“Oh.” Marcus felt relief and a strange feeling of jealousy wash over him. “So you’re not mad?”

“Oh sweetheart no. No. Absolutely not.” Dave sounded genuine and Marcus’ cock gave another twitch, the tent in his pants growing. “In fact, I’m glad. I would have liked to introduce you and now I don’t have to. Are you free this weekend?”

“Erm, yes.” The question caught Marcus off guard. “Did you want to see me?”

“I do.” Dave purred in Marcus’ ear and Marcus found himself tugging his fly open to relieve the pressure on his straining cock. “And I’ve invited Peña so the three of us can have a catch-up.”

Stroking his cock, Marcus bit his lip at Dave’s words, just the thought of him and Javi fucking him almost enough to make him cum. “This weekend? Got it.”

Dave chuckled and Marcus ran a thumb over his leaking tip. “I’ll text you the details later, baby boy. Now why don’t you get comfortable and cum down the phone for me.”

The week had dragged along, and Javi had caught himself getting distracted with tented pants under his desk at several points through the week. On Thursday, Javi had arrived to work to find an envelope on his desk with his name in Dave’s handwriting on it. Inside was a hotel key card, the address and room number, along with a Polaroid of Marcus wear a pair of lacy mint green panties. The younger man’s face looked flushed as his cock strained against the thin material as he gazed into the camera with his lips parted. Javi had tucked it safely in his jacket pocket, spilling himself over it each night until Saturday afternoon. 

By the time he made his way to the hotel on Saturday, Javi was practically vibrating with excitement as he travelled up in the elevator to the eleventh floor. The hotel seemed quiet and high-end, making Javi hopeful for decent sized and relatively soundproof rooms. Finding the room and swiping the key card Dave had sent him, Javi finally stepping into the hotel room, but nothing could have prepared Javi for the sight that greeted him. 

Gently closing the door, Javi could see Marcus already spread out on the large bed, completely naked with a sheen of sweat covering his skin and his eyes pinched tightly shut as he arched his back. 

As Javi stepped closer, Marcus let out a soft moan, his legs opening further, shifting his hard cock slightly as it rested against his stomach. But the main show that drew Javi’s eyes were Dave's fingers sliding in and out of Marcus’ well lubricated hole. 

They'd clearly been at this for a while, Javi though, judging by Marcus’ straining flushed cock held erect by the cock-ring snugly at the shaft’s base and the fact that Dave was already three fingers in. The quiet squelching of the digits as they stretched Marcus’ entrance filled the room, the obscene noises going straight to Javi’s dick, awaking it as his eyes stared at the young man’s body.

“Afternoon Peña.” Dave greeted him with a bright smile, turning to Javi as he reached the end of the bed. “Right on time. Marcus needed a bit of prep, since it's been a while. So I went ahead and got started.”

At the mention of his name, Marcus slowly opened his eyes, scanning the room before blearily settling on Javi. Opening his mouth to speak, all the younger man could do is gasp as Dave carefully withdrew his fingers.

“Did you find the place ok?” Dave continued to chat conversationally, although Javi could see the outline of his erection as he stood, wiping his fingers on a towel beside Marcus. 

“I found it.” Javi ran and hand over Marcus’ chest, circling a nipple, before moving lower along his stomach. Marcus smiled, reaching out a hand towards Javi, and sighing when Javi leaned down to kiss him. “Hola, hermoso.”

“Hey Javi.” Marcus’ hands began to wander under Javi’s shirt, tugged the fabric up to expose his warm skin underneath. “I had no idea you and Dave knew each other. Small world.”

“Yeah, we go way back.” Javi smiled as Marcus’ hands roamed lower to cup his bulge. Behind him, Javi felt a pair of strong hands pulling his shirt up and over his head as Dave began to undress him. “I’ll tell you all about it sometime.”

“It’s quite the story, baby boy.” Dave nuzzled against Javi’s neck as he reached around to unfasten Javi’s jeans. “But for now, why don’t you suck on Javi’s cock while I finish getting ready.”

With Marcus’ help, Javi pushed down and stepped out of his jeans, quickly pulling off his shirt as he felt Marcus’ hot mouth envelop his hard dick. Marcus was on all fours now, swallowing the length, rocking back and forth to fuck his mouth on Javi’s cock. Threading his fingers through Marcus’ hair, Javi gripped the back of the younger man’s head, rolling his hips to rut into the hot waiting mouth of the naked man before him.

As Marcus hummed around his cock, Javi felt Dave’s arms wrap around his middle, pressing his naked form against Javi’s back. Dave’s teeth nipped at his skin, and Javi couldn’t stop himself from moaning at the feeling of Dave’s hard dick pressing between his ass cheeks. Behind him, Dave chuckled, slapping his erection against Javi’s ass before stepping away.

“Let’s get started shall we.” Dave smiled, climbing onto the bed behind Marcus and settling down on his knees. “Turn around, pretty boy. Let me use that clever mouth of yours.”

Releasing Javi’s cock with a pop, Marcus obeyed, shifting on the bed until he was facing Dave with his ass towards Javi. Javi couldn’t help but marvel as Marcus immediately engulfed Dave’s length and began bobbing his head up and down. Dave closed his eyes briefly, savoring the moment, before opening them again and looked at Javi.

“I’ve been training him, can you tell?”

“Oh, it’s pretty obvious.” Javi chuckled, running a hand over Marcus’ ass until his fingers found his slick, ready hole. “He’s so obedient.”

“Fuck him.” Dave commanded, and although Javi’s instinct was to snap back at him, he instead felt his cock throb. As much as Javi hated to admit it, Dave’s dominant side was fucking hot, despite it being a source of issues when the two of them had been together in the past. 

Lining his cock up with Marcus’ entrance, Javi pushed inside, quickly burying himself to his hilt in one thrust thanks to Dave’s prep earlier. His reward was a muffled cry from Marcus then a soft gasp as Javi withdrew, almost pulling out completely, before slamming back into Marcus.

“Oh fuck.” Marcus groan, into Dave’s thigh, as the older man stroked his dick along his cheek. “Fuck. Dave… I…”

“Open wide, baby boy.” Dave cooed, pushing his thick length back into Marcus’ throat, as Javi began to set a slow but hard rhythm. “How’s he feel, Javi? Nice and sloppy? I know you like your pussy nice and wet.”

“Fucking perfect.” Javi grunted between thrusts, feeling his balls swinging against Marcus as his hip connected each time be plunged into the younger man’s hole. 

Javi's body thrummed with arousal as Marcus' heat enveloped his cock. In front of him, Dave's fingers were treaded through the younger agent’s hair, quietly coaching him as he fucked up into Marcus' waiting mouth. 

"You're doing so well, baby boy." Dave purred, glancing up at Javi, their eyes locked as they used each end of Marcus. Javi couldn’t stop himself from smirking as Dave began to time his thrust to match Javi’s, bucking deep into Marcus’ mouth in time with his own deep pushes. 

Between them, Marcus whined and gasped around the cock in his throat, the occasional gagging noise sending goosebumps dancing over Javi’s skin. The sounds of smacking flesh filled the room as Javi hungrily drove his cock into Marcus, the tension building inside him with each sharp thrust. 

Gripping Marcus' hips, Javi bared his teeth, fighting the approaching cliff edge, watching as Dave pinched his eye tightly shut for a moment. Beads of sweat gathered on the other man's brow, and Javi knew that look. Dave was as close as he was. The sight of Marcus on his knees stuffed full of their dicks was enough on its own to finish Javi off, but Dave had been right about how he liked his ass. Marcus' hole was deliciously sloppy, greeting Javi's length with obscene ease, as though it was meant to be buried inside and stretch out enough that Javi was almost sure the young man could take them both. 

"Getting close Peña?" Dave smiled before biting his lip and letting out a long low moan. "I know I am."

“Yeah, fuck.” Javi nodded, his hips stuttering for a moment, his rhythm faltering. “I'm gonna cum.”

"This was just the appetizer anyway." Dave shifted, pulling his cock out of Marcus' mouth, making the other man whine.

"I'm so close." Marcus' voice was almost a whisper as he panted. "I can't... the ring..."

"The ring is staying on for now." Dave grunted as he began to pump his shaft in front of Marcus' face. "After we've... fuck... after a break you can cum."

Marcus let out a soft whimper but didn't protest, sending jolts of electricity through Javi straight to his cock, shattering the last of Javi's composure. Thrusting completely into Marcus, Javi began to chase his climax, jackhammering into the other man frenziedly as desire overtook him.

Ahead of him, Javi watched through the dizzying fog as Dave threw his head back, groaning wantonly as he painted Marcus' face with his release. The thick ropes spilling over the plush lips of the younger man and waiting tongue as Dave hissed and swore.

That was it. The sight and smells of Dave York milking his cock over Marcus' beautiful face was the breaking point. The coiling tension inside Javi snapped as he arched his back and came. Stars danced in front of his eyes while his cock twitch inside Marcus' used hole, flooding him as Javi emptied himself into the trembling younger man. Growling, Javi rutted into Marcus', the thrust haphazard as his knees began to buckle.

Finally, the ecstasy of ebbed away, leaving Javi, chest heaving, able to gently pull out of Marcus and collapse next to him on the bed. Further up the bed, stretched out on the pillows, Dave was idly stroking Marcus' hair as the younger man took deep calming breaths.

From his new position, Javi could see Marcus' untouched cock twitching just above the mattress. The cock-ring still snugly in place was stemming any satisfying orgasm, leaving Marcus a panting glistening wreck and his dick painfully erect. The length was beautifully flushed, with a not insubstantial puddle of precum gathered on the sheets below. They'd have to wait a while before going again, or cock-ring or not, Marcus was going to blow immediately.

"Not bad." Dave grinned, pulling Marcus closer to him into an embrace. "But we can do better."

"All right York." Javi chuckled at Marcus' incredulous look. "What did you have in mind?"

"Break first." Dave's smile gave nothing away as he stroked Marcus' sticky cheek. "There's no rush after all."

The boys aren't done, I just wanted to get this out rather than it sit there in my wip folder. So I've split the fun into two parts. Part 2 with Dave's POV will be coming soon.

[dorathemetamorphmagus]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUX!

@askwhathasthiscometo

Liv: Hey my wonderful Danish strudel. It’s your goddamn birthday and you’re now old as balls. Like super old. Like you’ll probably wake up with gray hair tomorrow and like at least five wrinkles. It will look so cool, mate.  I posted all of these wonderful ridiculous pictures of us having the time of our lives because they’re my favorites - you’re my favorite. Like I know the patriotic part of me is still not over the fact that I’ve befriended a dane and thereby betrayed my entire country. BUT IT’S FINE! Cause you work at IKEA and you know what jordgubbe means so you’re like 75% Swedish anyway. All jokes aside, I can honestly say that not a day goes by that I’m not so incredibly thankful for having you in my life.  You know when you meet someone and you just feel with you entire being that “Yes this one. I’m gonna keep this one.”  The same feeling you had when you were little and every person you met was that special person, haha.  You’re that person ma dude. During these last two years we’ve crossed the country border many a times, traveled together, laughed, ignored sleep, and caught at least 50 Pokémons.  We’ve eaten a lot of nachos, sons, sandwich chocolate, and played way too much Hogwarts Battle. I want to do all that again and again and then have a thousand other adventures with you. Cause adventures with you are the best adventures.  Here’s to many many more years together man. Grattis på födelsedagen din nörd! ...Also you have other friends that kind of think you’re cool too so here’s some cute words from them too. First up you have the tiny Norwegian!

Thea: A message from me, to you, our sweet, sweet, lovable, darling Bux. Kidding, ya little gremlin baby! Happy birthday!! You’re literally so old now. Like... wow, basically decomposing before our eyes. Get ready to knit more and move less,  now that you’re almost a quarter away from being  years old! Or maybe it’s just me who’s a literal baby.... probably that. ANYWAYS: Hæppŷ Bïrthdâÿ my danish friend! To be serious for a sec, I’m so glad I met you in the vast ocean that is the internet, especially in the most nerdy, niche part of it ever imaginable??? Like?? How did we end up there?? I dunno how but believe me when I say that your love AND hatred for all things ikea, witty commentary, and arguments about the correct word for Scandinavian pastries has made my day on SO MANY occasions Ngl, I hope you know how much I appreciate you, babe! And one more thing: next time you go to England: GO SOMEWHERE I CAN AFFORD TO MEET YOU GODDAMIT. BYE! PEACE! IM OUT!

....løv u

Alright that was cute and all, not as cute as mine but sure. Now you have a lot of cool friends that love you but I’m only giving permission to one other person to hijack my post. I picked the weirdest one because why not!

TT: Bux, my darling, my love, my little Dane… I’m sorry about your shoes. But on the bright side… you got to spend time with me, so is it really a loss? ;)… Also… you’re almost as old as me now, so you might start to disintegrate soon, keep an eye out for that grandpa. Now for the mushy stuff. I adore you and everything you are. You’re kind, beautiful, sarcastic (the best kind of humor, who are we kidding), clever, and have the most animated eyebrows I have ever beheld. Seriously, how the fuck does your face do that shit? I’m so glad we had the chance to spend time together, not once but TWICE NOW. WTF? It’s so strange to think that strangers I’ve met through the internet have become such a huge part of my life… thank you for not being a serial killer. That was really decent of you. I love being in your presence and feeling the excited, happy energy and life you exude. You’re such a joy to be around, and I’m glad you’re my friend. Love you and here’s to another awesome year of you. <3

Liv: Alright you get one more HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Eat a shit ton of cake and then lets celebrate again next weekend. HAVE FUN BEING OLD <33

Thanks for your gushing love @acciocauldroncakes and @asktheboywholived !

[howlingday]

Nora: Wow~! Thank you~! Thank you, my moderators and subscribers~!

Nora: Oh, I love fire... I love it so much I want to watch the world burn...

Jaune: (About to be sacrificed) Wait, wait, wait! AAAAAAAARGH~!

Nora: Yeah~! Hurray~! I love- OH GOD!

Mercury: (Via megaphone) This is the rebellion! Stop setting people on fire!

Nora: YOU CAN'T STOP ME! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME DEAD!

Grimm: YOUR WAYS ARE OUTDATED. STOP BURNING WITCHES.

Cinder: I see you're still setting things afire and ablaze~. You-

Nora: Arm-day.

Cinder: ...Huh? What the fuck?

Nora: Arm-day!

Cinder: Stop setting things on fire!

Nora: Arm-day! Cyclops! ARM-DAY!

Cinder: SHUT UP! You know what? You know what, Grimm? Kill her.

Ruby: (Appears in red blur)

Nora: HOLY SHIT, IT'S RUBY THE ROSE!

Ruby: (Holds up finger) Ha ha hah~! Reference~!

Cinder: God damn you, Ruby the Rose! I'll- I'LL KILL YOOOU~!

[beeffr]

@mah-names-salt-bish, bestie I miss you 💕

[mrsgiovanna]

Bria I loooove your writing thank yooou for answering my last ask! all the warm fuzzy feelings ♡♡♡

I thought of Giorno calling you while he's away on a long work trip.. how often would he call, how long each call? what does he talk about, or maybe it's got a modern twist-- he requests that you stay on the line overnight?

maybe he whispers sweetly to you or hums something soft and melodic to you while you fall asleep.. he can't go to sleep anytime soon since he's on a job, but your quiet sleeping breath helps to ground him.

or maybe it's playful sometimes and you pretend to be asleep, so giorno begins waxing poetry and saying tons of cheesy things to make you laugh..

I just think Giorno is soooo lovely... 🥰

-cream

Hi cream nonnie 🥺, awwwww thank you so much for saying that, I love answering sweet asks with cute scenarios like that, you have no idea how it fuels my own brainrot lolol, and you're right, he is just so wonderful, gosh I could go on and on but I digress 🥺

Ah! How cute🥺, omg, he would definitely do all those things! Gosh, your mind though!

I've often imagined what it would be like while he's away because I'm sure that his occupation takes him away from you more than he would like it to. I think he would text you here and there through the day as and when he sees things that remind him of you, quick, short messages just to make sure that you're okay and to let you know that you're on his mind. His calls towards the evening into the night would be the quality time you'd get to spend together. He'd wait until he's alone in his hotel suite, working on the things that he needs to, but he knows he won't be able to fully concentrate until he sees you- makes sure for himself with his own eyes and ears that you're alright. So he'll FaceTime you or use some other means to video call you to see you. Your smile is infectious and he can't help but return it with his own, your voice sounds like music to his ears and refreshes his tired, wary soul, and that's when it hits him all at once--how much he misses you and exactly what a large part of his life you take up.

You both will talk about anything and everything well into the early hours of the morning, and when he notices your eyes drooping and you start babbling a bit in your sleepy state he will tell you to go to bed but not to end the call, your calm even breathing makes him feel at peace and he'll be at ease knowing he can watch over you even though he's not physically there, so he'll say goodnight and ask you to just let him know when you wake up again while he quietly works on what he needs to.

After a while of dozing off though, you find that you can no longer sleep and so you feel it's your turn to just quietly observe him, slyly watching, but pretending to be asleep, you can't help but be transfixed by how handsome he is when he's in a state of deep concentration.

He's a master at reading people though and notices that you're now awake, so he says little things- silly compliments that he knows will get you to laugh, which it inevitably does, and even though he's caught you out of your silly game, your laughter is what he needs to keep him going until you can be in each other's arms again.

Take this soft Giogio to bless your day

[gallus-rising]

for the fic writer meme: 8, 10, aaaand 37?

8: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

from the jjba:eoh fic i'll finish someday....

The-Younger-Joseph held up his arms in a cross. "Wait a sec, time out," he said, "It's gonna be confusing having two Josukes." He pointed at Hat-Josuke, "I vote we call yooou, 'Sailor'."

"It's going to be confusing having two Josephs," Hat-Josuke parroted back, "I vote we call you 'Scarf'."

The-Younger-Joseph held his hands up. "Okay, guy. Sorry for trying to make things easier."

god's favorite idiot BT!Joseph is rly fun to write and my poor poor boy Gappy can't escape being labeled second even in fic 😔

10: Which fic has been the easiest to write?

if by "easiest" you mean "was written and posted in the shortest amount of time" then that would be Against Pollution. the process was:

insomnia time

listen to The Mountain Goats on shuffle to assuage the boredom

Against Pollution comes up and i am overwhelmed w a Powerful Post-SO Guido Mista vision

black out

crawl out of bed for lunch and see i have a new fic posted

37: Talk about your current wips.

ok so after i finish the IceRice blood drinking fic i have a few more lined up in the same continuity make it a proper series! i'm calling it: Hematophagy The Metallica Beans Crave Blood Cinematic Universe (the TMBCBCU for short u-u)

and as the mp100 brainrot kicks in i'm having a lot of fun going back and forth between "Weirdly H*rny Consensual Eye Gouging With A Problematic Age Gap" and "Umbrella Emotions"

related to above: i've never written a Proper Problematic Ship™ and shimateru easily number 3 in the Most Hated Problematic mp100 Ships™ ranking so if someone comes at me over it i'm excited for it to be over the age gap and not the extreme violence

[on-a-lucky-tide]

I just wanted to say that I love the new profile pic! 💕💕💕

Thank yooou! I can't wait for everyone to see the full image. The artist should post it up in the next few days. :3 (You can see it in the server ofc 🧡).