#can't wait to see yooou

[howlingday]

Close For Discomfort

A Knightfall Parody

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Jaune: (In bed, Stretches) Morning, babe~.

Cinder: (Yawns) Morning, blue eyes~.

Salem: (Nude) Speaking of blue eyes, I'm making blueberry pancakes! Y'all want any?

Jaune: AGH! Grandma! For Brother's sakes, put on some clothes! Please!

Salem: Clothes ruin my morning flow! You know that! Now, you want blueberry or chocolate chip? (Walking away) Because spoiler alert, the chocolate chips are HELLA PACKED with THC!

Jaune: ...

Cinder: We need to move out.

Jaune: What?!

Cinder: NOW!

Jaune: Wh- I- B- Cindy, we've got free room and board, a literal castle with protection from Grimm attacks and... all the pancakes we could ever want~!

Cinder: Wonderful, but do you have any idea how obnoxious your grandmother has gotten since we started dating? THREE YEARS AGO?

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Cinder: (Doing laundry, Rolls eyes at Salem's "Death To All Faunus" shirt)

Cinder: (Turns over, Sees "And Humans, Too") Oh... That's... better?

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Cinder: And then there was my birthday last month.

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Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOU~!

Ruby: Happy birthday, Cinder~!

Cinder: Thank you, Re- Er, Ruby.

Salem: Time for presents~! (Hands over gift) Here you go, Cindy~!

Cinder: (Flatly) Oh, good, I wonder what this is- Oh, look, it's a crotchless panties and a nippleless bra. Who would've guessed?

Jaune: Hey, I remember those! I wonder if mine still fit...

Cinder: ...

Ruby: ...

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Cinder: And that's NOTHING compared to the bullshit she pulled last week!

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Cinder: (On Jaune, Drags fingers down chest)

Jaune: (Saucily chuckles, Rubs arm)

Cinder: (Leans down, Stops) Is that a fucking camera?!

Salem: (Distant) STOP BREAKING THE SCENE!

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Jaune: (Holding "Grimm Pictures Presents: Fallen Knights of Passion " CD) In her defense, the production value on this was... incredible~!

Cinder: (Takes CD, Melts it)

Jaune: AW~! I was really good in that one...

Cinder: Yes, you were. Not the point!

Jaune: Mm... I'm not sure how we'd move in the first place. Can't exactly just buy a house as "enemies of humanity".

Cinder: Well, who's to say we have to buy or rent anything? I'm sure we could easily steal a house on the shore.

Jaune: Cinder! You promised!

Cinder: I'm kidding! I'm kidding! ...Mostly.

Jaune: What about Ruby? I'm sure she could vouch for us now that Salem's gone straight.

Cinder: We could... but I don't think she'd be interested in anything I have to say...

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Ruby: Cinder, what the fuck?!

Cinder: (Via scroll) You asked, I delivered.

Ruby: I asked for Sonic merch for my birthday, not for you to kidnap another Sonic character!

Big: I'm Big~!

Ruby: He's Big! ...Wait, is that your name?

Big: Yuh-huh~!

Cinder: Well, I'm glad you're enjoying him~.

Ruby: STOP DROPPING FURRIES ON MY DOORSTEP!

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Jaune: Hm... Well, we could always ask for a trial by combat. I'm already good friends with most huntsmen, so all I'd have to do is ask for the next availability. Not to mention they also pay huge, and we're probably going to win anyways because the only people who could beat either of us that aren't our friends are dead! Oh, I made myself feel bad.

Cinder: And this "next availability" would be when?

Jaune: Let's see, according to the schedule, it is... SIX YEARS?!

Cinder: Fuck that! You need a job!

Jaune: Also gonna be hard since I'm blacklisted as a huntsman and my resume aside from that is just... kid who's related to the woman who tried to wipe out humanity.

Cinder: I don't have a formal education, either. The only thing I learned growing up was the best ways to kill a woman and how to scrub week-old cum off decades-old wood.

Salem: (Pops in) Oh, now that takes me back~...

Cinder: (Hurls fireball) EAT SHIT, YOU OLD HAG!

Salem: (Walks downstairs) Oh, you know I was talking about dick...

Cinder: ...GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

Jaune: Okay, okay! Uh... We could do manual labor! I've been training to fight the Grimm since I was a teenager, so I can still do other work that requires muscle! We could probably build our own house and a whole neighborhood in, like, a week!

Cinder: I... I don't think I could be doing any physical labor.

Jaune: Why not? You pick ME up and toss me into bed real easy when you're feeling frisky. (Come hithers)

Cinder: (Sighs) That's not what I mean.

Jaune: I know, but I mean... I think you'd be great at it! You're smart, you're driven, you're WAY stronger than me without your maiden powers, and you're-

Cinder: PREGNANT~!

Jaune: ...Wha?

Cinder: And, yeah, I know I can still work, but I think it's really awkward to tell your boss, "Hey, I know I just started, but I'm going to need maternity leave really soon!" It just seems like a clusterfu-

Jaune: (Grabs her) You're pregnant?!

Cinder: Yeah... It's why I didn't ask for any chocolate chips.

Jaune: How... How long?

Cinder: Pregnant? About a month, but I only found out a few days ago! I didn't know how to tell you. We have something good already and everything just sort of happened and I have no idea what happens next or even if you want to-

Jaune: Cinder! (Takes her hands) You... You have made me the happiest man in the entire world. No one has ever made me feel this happy before, except you, and you somehow just keep making me happier.

Cinder: (Eyes watering)

Jaune: I... I love you. And I love our baby.

Cinder: (Hugs him) I love you, too~!

Salem: (Leaning against the wall) So, how much longer until your belly gets bigger? It's been a few centuries since my time, so I'm not sure what the standard is now. And I'd like to know before the next video.

Cinder: If our baby is a girl and we're not out of this house by the time she hits puberty, I WILL murder Salem!

Salem: Tch! Good luck! (Slurps pancake)

[loveandleases]

MC is really going through it in the demo. Love the drama of it but geez do I also feel bad. It was really wonderfully written though, I can't describe how eagerly I've been waiting for this story. M was so cute like what the hell, that's my baby! And the whole messy situation with C... I don't know what happened but I love me some complicated relationships! And as an Ardent fan, I can't wait to see how Ardent feels when our cake destroyer tries to move in to his apartment building 😂

P.S. So evil of you to introduce our sweetest baby dog and then constantly remind me that piss Chris has them 😭

P.P.S. Cam is so thirsty it's hilarious, I love him so much 😂

Yeah, I know I put MC through it but I think with how things progress it's going to be for the better. (Sorry MC T_T) Thank yooou. Marshmallow (which is on the list of nicknames can eventually call M) is just too sweet. Like we must protect them. So many complicated relationships! Ardent will of course be more dickish in Chapter 2, we just get a taste of him in prologue/chapter 1. Here's hoping someone can make it up to his niece. (I'm adding that to names Mc can call Chris!) (Here's hoping they don't have to pay the water bill with the amount of cold showers he has to take.)

[mellozheist]

Hi guess who got no sleep last night (thanks doctor's appointment) and decided to watch your animatic again

I quote myself about 1 hour ago in a treebark channel on a discord server my friends and I made (to anybody that reads this i am so sorry):

(Also I'm sorry if somebody's uncomfortable with swearing :'D)

"[Link]

I'm sorry I still can't handle this animation's existence peoples

I can't with it

I'm crazy

Like REN PUTTING HIS HEAD BACK ON AND CALMING DOWN MARTYN WHO'S PANICKING?????

REN BEING SO CALM AND THEN FUCKING CRAZY IN THE NEXT SHOT?????

FUCKING HELLO????

THE VERY FIRST FEW SHOTS WHERE MARTYN IS LOOKING AT REN BEING ALL EXCITED AND BLUSHING??????

THE END????????

THEM HAVING THEIR PINKIES WRAPPED AROUND???? I EVEN SENT MELLOZ AN ASK ABOUT THAT AND THEY TOLD ME "oh yeah they indirectly promised to see each other in the next life series :3" MELLOZ IS SINGLEHANDEDLY KILLING THE TREEBARK SHIPPERS WITH THIS ONE

MARTYN HOLDING REN'S HAND AND KISSING IT BEFORE DYING ALSO

GUYS I BEG

I CAN'T WITH THIS

I CANNOT

I AM UNABLE TO

Oh my gosh FCUKING REN PUTTING HIS HEAD BACK ON AND LOOKING AT MARTYN WITH THOSE DANG EYES

Guys I need to resist spamming this thing in here

But at the same time IT'S SOOOOOO TEMPTING

FUCKIN

LOOK AT IT

[Link]

GRIPPING MY HEAD FURIOUSLY

THIS WHOLE BEHEADONG SCENE

I JUST NOTICED REN'S NECK DOESN'T LIGN UP PROPERLY IN THE SHOT WHERE MARTYN KISSES HIS HAND

GUYS I'M INSANE

GIYS I'M INSANE

LOOK AT THISSSSSSS

Furiously rattling the bars of my cell is that what it's called

Honestly I never thought I'd go insane over a ship called treebark

IT'S FUCKING BAUMRINDE IN GERMAN

BAUMRINDE IS SUCH A SILLY SHIP NAME ISTFG

I don't think I've ever loved an animatic thid much

I'VR NEVER LOOKED AT AN ANIMATIC SO CLOSELY

THE FACT THE FIRST SCENE IS SO SWEET AND THE SECOND ONE IS ALREADY REN BEING BEHEADED

I wish they won. I wish Ren or Martyn was the winner of 3rd Life

CAN'T I HAVE L8KE

A LITTLE FAIRY THAT MAKES MY WISHES COME TRUE?

C'MOOOOONNNNN [insert a bunch of screaming emotes here]

AGH I CAN'T

...what if i copied every single message and sent melloz this as an ask to show my appreciation

CUZ I SURE DO APPRECIATE THIS ANIMATIC

[Link]

WATCH THIS. WATCH. OBSERVE. NOW. I BEG.

I'VE WATCHED THIS FOR 5 TIMES IN A ROW NOW

I'M VERY SANE

I STILL CAN'T GET OVER REN'S NECK NOT ALIGNING PROPERLY

also the feather and the poppy but this is the treebark channel

Not

Not desert duo

I CAN'T

.........do i send this as an ask i am very sane i promise

One of my very favourite scenes though is the beheading scene, funnily enough

Me literally passing out when I see gore but not here cuz idk baumrinde <333333

Also here

HIS NECK.

IS NOT.

ALIGNING.

Or what if it's his head falling off after death cuz he died and that determination is no longer there to keep dogwarts, causing his hesd to fall off

New headcanon i think

And I just noticed I watched this like 6 times now DESERVED THOUGH

Gonna watch it again

I love them so much

I love this animatic so much

Guys I can't

WAIT DID MARTYN'S EARS TILT DOWN IN THE REN DEAD SCENE

HOLD

WAIR YEAH

HIS EARS TILTED DOWN

I CAN'T

Somebody stop me

Actually no

Oh also the song choice IS PERFECT????????

WAIT REN'S PONYTAIL IS GONE IN THE LAST SCENE HIS HAIR IS OPEN

YAAAAAYYYYYY

Anywhoozles

[Link]

WATCH THIS.

I BEG

EVERYBODY THAZ DOESN'T IS MISSING OUT THIS IS SO COOL"

And with that, Melloz you're amazing, EVERYBODY WATCH THE ANIMATIC EVER >:D

I have so much fun reading this, It's like I'm in a theater seat watching this happen with 4D sound surrounding Lmaoooo

Thank you for sending this to me I really appreciate this <3333

I'm so happy you eating all the details I put in hehe

though the part where you describe Ren's neck as not aligning is probably just my error in art but that's also a really cool headcanon!

I might adopt that headcanon :d Like drawing Martyn carrying Ren's head

you really made my day Thank yooou :D

hope you get a good night sleep bud

[fagcrush]

Amongst the Trees, Peacefully

Ship: Theil/Jaheira

Word count: 1405

Summary: Theil invites Jaheira to join them in a walk through the forest, but their nerves regarding the more than tiny crush on here start to get the better of them.

Maybe she's not going to show up… She probably thought you sounded so stupid and immature. Maybe you should just go back and face her laughing at-

“Theil? This isn't another one of your pranks, is it, cub?” Jaheira calls as she walks through the small wooded area. Theil can see she's holding the poorly-scrawled not they wrote asking her to meet them here, something that, looking back, they are so glad they didn't get to see her read.

Jaheira's arrival does pull Theil out of their panic, but only instills a newfound distress in their chest. Wait no now I actually have to do this I have to talk to her I'm gonna look so STUPID-! Despite their thoughts seeming to be in a race with their heart for who can go faster, they pop out from behind the tree with a smirk, trying to retain their usual confident attitude that felt so frail around Jaheira in particular.

“You got me!” They say, laughing as if they had done something. “The prank is yooou have to spend time with meeee now. All alone in this big green forest.” They cross their arms proudly, but already find the pride crumble as they watch her step closer, looking dazzling so in her element. “…If. If you're not busy with something else, of course…” They mutter, feeling the nerves bubble in their chest so hard they can't look at her.

Her laugh is melodic, hearty, cute. “And where does someone like you find a place so green in the city?” She asks, the taunting in her voice only making her more attractive.

“I-I really had to look, but I knew it would be worth it… You look so trapped running around the city, being stuck in the inn sometimes… And I honestly need some more fresh air. So I. Thought I'd find you a place we could both. Have that. I-I hope that's not. Too forward.” They look at her, nervously studying her expression, hoping they haven't scared her away.

“You're… Quite thoughtful, when your head isn't in the clouds,” Jaheira says, the smile on her face and affectionate teasing in her tone being accompanied by a small ruffle of their curls easing Theil's fears completely. “Why don't we walk? Let the trees guide us…” She starts to step a bit deeper into the woods and motions for Theil to follow.

There's no hesitation. Theil's body almost seems to move itself as they hurry close to her. They hum a soft tune as they start to walk alongside Jaheira through the woods, their eyes following her face, then slowly down to her hand. So free, so close… They want to reach, to close the space… But… Their hand freezes before they can.

Why is it only her? Anyone else in this damn group of misfits, hell any stranger, they'd be wrapped around their arm by now, giggling and telling them how gorgeous they are, how much fun they should have once they have a moment alone… But when it comes to Jaheira, they freeze. Their heart races too loud, their body fights it. They feel the strain any time they just try to talk to her. They want to get their feelings across but she's just so-

“Is something on your mind, cub?” Jaheira asks gently, her eyes showing a spark of concern. “You look unwell… We can rest, if needed. These legs could use a rest, as well. I… Believe this is a good place to stop and let our weary bones catch a break.” They're in the middle of a small clearing under a gentle canopy of leaves, the moonlight peaking through just enough that Theil can see the details of Jeheira's face. Every freckle, mole, and crease in her face, that powerful, yet somehow tender spark in her eyes, the way her smile tugs at her lips when she turns to them… Kissed by the moonlight in ways that made them ache.

They sit down next to her and look up at the leaves above them, each blowing in the wind, several beginning to the fall from the trees and blow by the two. There's silence for a long time, and then there's the feeling of something-someone-falling against their chest.

“A song would make this moment perfect,” Jaheira whispers, her voice sweet and tender, and Theil fears she can hear just how their heart races as she rests against them.

Still, they can't help but find themself singing-a gentle song they remember hearing at the inn late one night. Nothing really special, at first, but as they continue to sing, they realize just how much more romantic the song is than they realized before. They begin to stammer over the lyrics before stopping completely, their nerves taking over.

Jaheira looks up at them from her place on their chest, a twinge of concern in her eyes. “Why did you stop?”

“I… The song doesn't fit, does it?” Theil asks nervously, looking away from her and the way her expression just looks so kissable.

“And why doesn't it?” The way she asks that makes Theil think their heart might have stopped, for a second. No. They're imagining things. There wasn't. Anything, in her tone. She just genuinely did not notice.

“It's uh. Kind of. Deep?” They stammer to find an excuse.

“I'm not a fool, cub. I know the song well. Two lovers, adventurers, battle-worn and seeking respite, finding comfort in each other's arms when all else fails…”

The way she whispers her words tugs at something in Theil's heart. The way she looks at them, with such a warm and inviting smile, makes them think that maybe. Maybe they can close the distance and show her everything that's been on their mind…

But they stop again. They tear their eyes away. Away from her lips, away from her face, away from the way their heart might beat out of their chest if they get any closer.

There's a pain in their chest. They want her. They want to kiss her and hold her and tell her how beautiful she is to them. They can hardly call this just a little crush anymore. But they can't face it. They can't face her. They hate it. When did they become such a coward?

They feel a hand slowly hold their cheek and turn their head, and when they look up, Jaheira's face is almost touching theirs, and they feel like they might explode with nerves.

Though, when they see her gentle smile and welcoming eyes… Maybe they have nothing to fear?

“If there's something that you want, cub.” Jaheira's voice drops as she says the next words, her tone almost sultry. “You needn’t ask. Just be the courageous little cub I know you are.”

There's only another moment of hesitation and a deep breath before Theil gently closes the space between their lips. Their eyes flutter shut and they just… Take in the moment.

Jaheira's lips feel like they were made to be kissed, to be cherished-not the softest, a bit dry, but in a way that Theil can only describe as welcoming.

Though it's only seconds, it feels like ages until they pull away. As they do, they're too stunned to do anything but stare at Jaheira. She's so pretty. Cheeks flushed, a tender expression… They could stare at her for hours and never get sick. They stare and hold each other in silence for another few seconds, Jaheira's fingers tracing the details of Theil’s face, Theil's hand resting on the small of her back.

Jaheira is the one to finally break the silence, though her voice is feather soft. “That wasn't so bad, was it?” She gently asks.

“It. It was really good, actually.” Theil stammers. “I mean. Really good. Wow.”

Their flustered state earns a small, charming laugh from Jaheira, and she gives another quick kiss before resting back on their chest, the two both adjusting until they’re comfortable. Their bodies fit together so well, and Theil's mind wanders to all the time they have to find the perfect way to fit together, if Jaheira wants.

There's no more words to be said. Not for now, anyway. They can talk another time. For now, it's just them. The world, their struggles, even the damn apocalypse can wait. All that matters at this moment is them. Battle worn and tired, but with each other.

[mademoisellekalopsia]

First Catch of The Day

“I’ll just be over there, by my post, as usual.” A lifted their bucket with small bits of bait inside. Their fishing rod resting over their shoulder while looking over at B.

“I think I could get a huge catch this time.” A added with certainty in their tone.

“Mmm…” B gruffly hummed in genuine awareness, rubbing a finger under their nose from an itch. 

“You go and do that. SNNFf-Mmmk!” They sniffle-hiccuped at the end.

A heavy grunt escaped their lips at the sudden thump at the back of their throat, but it didn’t bother them as much. They’re quite used to it, to be frank.

Apart from A being bemused at B’s case, it was endearing to see B slumped in their post, focusing on the waters with their fishing rod gripped on their calloused hands. A went over to them placing a hand over their broad shoulder, kissing their head, then patting their shoulder before leaving.

Panning the moment to B, they found it endearing to be going fishing with A. It was a fairly quiet afternoon. They decided to take a walk down a pathway to the bay of a lake and go fishing. Whenever the day is bright and peaceful, they visit the lake to fish, because why not? They release their catch at the end though, so no animals were harmed. Just some good o'l fishing.

“Hmmmk!” B would convulse about in their place, getting a bit distracted at the involuntary action since their vision always shifts along each hitch. They would rub their chest and stomach, feeling the jolts against their palm.

Their focus, however, is never swayed from their leisure as much, letting the hiccups course without restraint as they waited for their catch.

Then, they felt something tugging them by their coat. It tugged once, then twice. It prompted them to look down. A fishing hook was caught on their clothing which belonged from A.

“What’s t-HMMP! The meaning of this?” B couldn’t help but let out a soft guffaw, slightly confused by the fishing hook.

“I told you I’ll be getting a huge catch! And a hefty one, too.~” A exclaimed with a soft swoon.

B blinked at A. A grinned at B. A long pause between them screamed louder than the occasional rippling of the water from the lake.

B couldn’t help but burst out laughing heartily at what A had said, realizing the joke. “Huck!Uh…oh my goodness, A…Hmmmk! I’m the catch of Hmk!–The day, huh?” B guffaw-hiccuped a couple of times. “Yooou cheeky Hnk!-minx!”

They felt A rubbing their jerking back, leaning to A’s hand in return for comfort from the sudden increase in suddenness of their case.

A calmed themselves down before uttering, “Ooh! I forgot. You’re not a fish. M’sorry, my love. Oh, let me get this off of you.” They snickered, planting their face on B’s back to muffle their chuckles. They removed the hook off of B's coat.

"I hooked this when you were distracted. It didn't pierce through your coat or anything. I didn't ruin it! At least I hope not." A checked. They felt awful to have done it, but it was just an innocuous joke.

“You goof. Tr-Humk! Treating me like a fish now, are you? I can't believe this. Hngk!-uh.” B feigned disbelief and chuckled, feeling the rumbling in their chest.

"I said I was sorry!" A clarified, flushing a bit, but also gave an apologetic kiss on B's temple.

B ruffled A’s hair out of playfulness, knowing A was just teasing them. In the end, they didn’t catch as many fish as they thought, but A will certainly remember this moment. They were lucky to have caught a huge catch, aka, their hiccupy beloved.

[kookooluvr]

I'm already looking forward to tmhtl part 4 lol. your writing is rly good and I can't wait to see how things unfold for those babies 🤩💗

THANK YOOOU 😭😭😭 that means so much ! i'm excited to finish part 4 and post it as soon as possible

[lordsalissoon]

So I have three questions, the first two are about appearances and the third is the series powers itself... So I was looking at the Nokori drawing reference bases and some of the answered questions. I probably missed them somewhere; and i wanted to know if I was allowed to add more than one tail, and I was also wondering if there were any accessories you don't allow in a way... I had a cool idea, but didn't want to break any rules, restrictions, or anything along those lines. :')

The third question that I had was about the powers... so silver has invisibility, Arthur has super strength and holy can fly. I was wondering, since they received them as an effect from the transformation, is there a chance that some may not have any super physical superpower, but had a mental power and vice versa; or is it not possible.

Also I love your series, and I seriously can't wait for the next episode to see what happens next!!! ^^

Hello!

You can go wild with the appearance of your nokori! They can have from no tails to a lot more than one, no arms to more than pair, wings horns, a lot of eyes! The only thing they can't actually have are natural symbols on their fur (Tattoo like symbols). They can paint the symbols over their fur like a tattoo tho.

Regarding their powers: Holy's ability to fly isn't her power. It is her ability that she gained with her wings. Arthie can't fly because his wings are too small to lift his weight. Holy's power is to feel when someone is saying the truth.

It is possible for a nokori to have a physical ability that is related to their power. Arthie has physical strength, because he has the body of a bull. But he also has physical power that magically increases his strenght.

If the nokori has a mental power like Holy's or Obsidian's power, they will still have some kind of physical ability that has nothing to do with magic. Like Dante can jump super high because he's part bunny.

And THANK YOOOU!!!!!!!

[seawater-aurelia-writing]

Hello 🌺🌻💕

thank you so so much for doing a part 2 to The Break 🙏🌺 and thank you so much for tagging me. I had the widest smile on my face when I woke up to the notice ☺️🥰

so so I had some comments I wanted to make but Tumblr comment section would restrict me because word limit 😭

so hope you dont mind I put them here:

The way I felt the need, the Need, to just push Crowley off a cliff or make him into bird stew was so freaking strong omg I swear

I way I just wanted to hug MC and maybe just kick deuce in the shins a bit I swear to god.

dont get me started on Grim, I was just about ready to make him eat daffodils like Ruggie for a couple weeks too 😠

oh, and Rook! rook! the way he was leading her and then noticing her pain and he slowed down and basically was next to her in case she fell just had me so soft. and I feel like the way he would just talk a bit loudly so she wouldn't nod off and get in trouble again had me so soft too.

the way MC just kept putting herself down, sadly, I know how that feels because, you know the feeling of they only like you because your useful and if youre not then you don belong and man, I was tearing up and the rain outside just fit so right and please, I want to take mc and lock her up and we can have self care time

and the way I just smack m head when kalim turned her away from the cafeteria nooooooo

"I'm not cleaning that just because you're lazy and took a fall! You’re my henchman, not the other way around! Don’t be selfish! ”

oooooo maaaannn the way I saw red when I saw this line you have no idea omg

the way I screamed! screamed when lilia appeared and comforted her omg. I knew I knew he would be one of the ones that would be soft to her and understand her and I am so glad he was.

the way he carried her and talked to her softly but firmly too. and then this line

“But it’s never just one thing, is it?” M/C faintly registered the sound of his shoes upon cobblestone, were they back on campus?  “After this, then there’s another favor that’s asked of you, another assignment, another mess to clean. But – have you had time for yourself, little one?”

tears down my face I tell you tears

and then then

malleus appeared

“Enough. I refuse to listen to you slander yourself in such a way, Child of Man.”

and I was so freaking happy and yes! I know he would care also 😭😭

"Standing before her, in the main room of Ramshackle Dorm, were the Dorm Leaders , Grim and Sam with various expressions across their faces."

the way that I wanted to just freaking imagine their faces and have them realize what some of them and theirs put MC through just hjdhkjfhkjkfd omg I can't wait!

oooo I was surprised to see Sam there too and I wonder what he has to say as well.

I hope they all heard! grrrr in this house we protect MC

thank you for the update and youre hard work. Can't wait to see what you have in store for next time. please take your time as needed.

I hope you and yours have been well? I know you were going through alot and I hope that everyone is well and happy and safe 🙏🌺

Hi Hana! ヾ(•ω•`)o It's been a rough ride but i've been well! Haha, things are easier and better than they were for sure!

I am SO glad to hear how happy you weredkfjngsk I couldn't stop smiling when I saw this come in! Thank yooou!

Hehe, I'm glad you picked up on a lot of the little things I did in this one; Not everyone at NRC would take time to think on things as a whole and are quite selfish... Grim and Crowley are perfect examples of that...but there are some others. (* ￣︿￣)

But we stan the observant and caring - Lillia and Rook were MCs little angels for sure but they aren't done yet...and there's a really good reason for Sam to be there but I won't spoil it~ (￣y▽,￣)╭

But thank you, thank you not just for this super nice message but for your patience with me! It really means a lot that you've enjoyed it and i'll do my best to make the next part just as good, if not better!

[tainted-by-skeletons]

Bully Reader X Sans (Part One)

(SFW And there's a little Sans X Grillby in this chapter.)

Getting drunk with your friends is always a good idea when it's just your friends. But when the guy you keep picking on is asleep on a bar stool and someone has a marker handy… do the nice thing, and not the thing you want to do. Okay?

“Hey Y/N! Look, Sans is sleeping!”

“Heheheh~ nooo waaayy~”

“You should go mess with him. We do it all the time. It's okay.”

“Aheheh. Okay. Doonnn tell em.”

“Haha we won't. Go on!”

It's a lot harder to resist when you're drunk and a bunch of dog monsters are telling you that you should totally do it and everything will be okay. The good thing is, I wasn't as mean as I could have been. I was handed a marker by a large monster whose face was mostly made up of teeth. (Nice guy by the way) I took it without any hesitation and made a beeline to the small skeleton. The joyful crowd behind me and complete lack of restaurant staff gave me more than enough courage. But even then, I did still have one problem.

“Wait! What the hell do I draw on him?”

“Anything! Come on! He's not a light sleeper. Just draw something funny!”

“Or cuuute!~ hehehe~” Brandy giggled.

Brandy was a perpetually drunk bunny monster who spent all her time at Grillby's and had a crush on Sans. I'm really not sure why. Yet, her suggestion actually gave me an idea. It was something that would probably look funny on him, and I couldn't mess it up either.

I won't have anyone knowing I can't draw. So I'm gonna give him freckles and little cheek hearts.

I giggled to myself as I spotted the skeleton’s strangely soft white cheeks with black permanent marker. Thankfully, he was sleeping with his chin on the bar on top of his arms. That way I could easily draw what I needed.

“Okay lemme see! Heheh. What did you- oh really? Laaame.”

“Whattt?! Whaddya meeean?”

“Why didn't you write something on his forehead?”

It wouldn't be legible.

“Aww man. I gueeess I should have.”

“Here. Give it to me. I'll do it.”

Doggo, the mostly blind member of the royal guard, took my marker. He was one of my first couple of friends.

“What are yooou gonna do?” I asked him.

“Nothing. Both of you are banned from my restaurant.” An ethereal, but somehow also gruff and stern voice told us.

It was Grillby. The owner of the restaurant. And also one of Sans' closest friends.

“Oh fuck!”

That's exactly what I meant earlier. I really wish I didn't draw on Sans’ face. I felt awful about it the next day. I knew his brother Papyrus would find out, and I really liked him. Papyrus was another close friend of mine in the underground. He made terrible spaghetti and tried to kill me with some puzzles but after all that we became fast friends. I think that's actually when Sans decided that I was his least favorite person. He was basically obsessed with his brother and I think he thought I'd steal him away or something. Which I would never do. Papyrus is really not my type.

“Come on Paps! Throw like a man dammit! Hahaha!”

I was having a snowball fight with Papyrus and a few guard dog monsters when Sans came up to us.

“Hey. Y/N. Come over here a sec.” Sans said calmly after he somehow appeared behind us.

“Woah! How'd you?- whatever.” I wondered as I stepped away from the game.

“I don't think you should be hanging out with my brother so much.”

“Pft. What is he? 6? Who the hell are you to say that?”

I hate people telling me what to do. So hearing that set me off and I said something rude before I could stop myself.

“I'm his older brother. And he shouldn't have to deal with people that insult him, cuss around him and I don't like you casually stealing my nickname for him either.”

“Uh. Obsessed much? One. He's a grown up. He can handle it. And two? Being protective of nicknames is kinda creepy if it's your younger brother.”

“Wh-Creepy!? What the hell is wrong with you!?”

Before Sans could start lecturing me, one of the big monsters came up to us.

“You guys can talk later! Come on! We don't wanna wait forever!”

It was a dog guard in ginormous armor and his tail was wagging wildly. Anxious to get away from the humiliating conversation, I ignored everything Sans said and started walking back to my game.

“Just like. Chill. Okay? No pun intended.”

Sans' Pov

Puns were my thing. Alright? And I don't have a lot of things to begin with. Other than Papyrus' nickname that bitch stole too. Using a pun against me was the last straw. As ridiculous as that sounds. So that was the start of our intense hatred for each other. I wasn't really the type of person to start arguments but she sure was. We both got tossed out of practically every building we were in together for causing a scene. Getting drunk and falling asleep at Grillby's was a usual occurrence for me, but I had no idea my new enemy would come in and torment me that day.

“Mnnn. Grillby…” I muttered after waking up on a barstool again.

Apparently I slept until everyone left. At least, that's what I thought. Apparently Grillby cleared the place out early after I got graffitied.

“Sans. You need to get up.”

“Uggh. I know. I'll go home in a sec.”

“Not that.”

“Whaat?”

“Y/N drew on your face. I'm gonna take you to my place so we can wash it off. Alright?”

“What?! What the hell did she do?!”

I bolted up. Nearly falling out of my chair.

“Not as much as I thought actually. It's not bad.”

“What? How could it not be bad?”

After I had steadied myself, I finally looked up at Grillby's face. He had a strange smile that unsettled me.

“Don't think about it too much. Put up your hood and walk with me to my place.” He commanded.

“Uh- huh?” I squeaked.

Some people say that Grillby is bossy and a buzz kill. But I don't mind at all. He never usually bosses me around. But when he does… I can't say I dislike it. I immediately hopped off the chair and flipped up my hood. Very suddenly, Grillby took my hand and walked me out the door. Opening it for me.

“Ah… Jeez Grillbz. I'm not a kid anymore.”

“Oh. I'm so sorry. I shouldn't be coddling you.”

He let go of my hand and I realized my mistake.

“Er… I mean. I'll take it as a compliment I guess. You seem pissed off that she was fuckin’ with me.”

“I am. I'm not sure I like having a human down here. She may get along with everyone, but I feel like all my customers have been a lot more rowdy and even the whole town has become a bit more… a bit… ugh. I'm just not sure I have the right word.”

“She reminds me a lot of Catty. Or Bratty.”

Funny enough, I used to get bullied a lot by them too. When I was a kid that is.

“Haha! I'm sure she does. Hmmm. I wonder then…”

Without warning, Grillby took hold of my hood and pulled it back to look at my face more closely. I turned and looked up at him with a slightly shocked expression.

“Hmm~”

Grillby's eyes softened and he stood staring at me for a couple seconds.

“You do seem to attract a type. Don't you Sans?”

“What? What's that supposed to mean?”

“I never told you. Because I didn't like how they treated you. But Catty and Bratty came by one day. I talked to them for a while and they revealed that they picked on you because they both had a crush on you.”

“What?! No. You're kidding me!”

“I wonder if that human girl is similar.”

“I don't believe a word you said.”

“You might when you see what she drew on you.”

“What?!”

“Shh!”

It was late at night and I shouldn't have been shouting. So Grillby put a finger to my lips. All the embarrassment and physical contact started to make my knees weak. I tripped a little.

“Ohhahaha. You're still quite tired aren't you?” Grillby laughed at me as he took my hand again.

“Shut up.” I muttered quietly. “I'll be fine.”

But… I couldn't stop myself from squeezing his hand so he wouldn't let go of mine.

“Oh? So you don't want me to carry you?”

“N-no! Don't do that!”

“Hmhm~ Alright.”

Grillby has always teased me. He usually says something about how I make it so easy. I'm not sure what that means though. I don't find it easy to tease anyone.

“Aahh… there we go.” Grillby muttered to himself as he unlocked his front door, letting go of my hand.

He let me in first, but I didn't go straight to his bathroom. I remembered where it was but I felt awkward showing how well I already knew his place.

“Still need help?”

“Er! Uh! I just. Um… don't remember which door is your bathroom.”

“Oh right. Sorry. I guess it feels like I invite you over more than I actually do. It's the first door on the right.”

I nodded and made my way there. Grillby picked up his pace in order to catch up with me. I could guess he wanted to see my reaction when I saw myself. Looking in the mirror, I found little black dots along my cheeks, and small, badly drawn hearts below my eyes.

“Ehaaahhh! W-why- why! Why did she do that?!”

“Hahahaha! I'm really not sure Sans. I think that girl likes you.”

“No! I- Aghhh!”

I tried desperately to rub off the black dots. Even black smears would be better. But they didn't budge at all.

“Fuck! Y/N didn't use a permanent marker did she?”

“Oh no… I really hope not.”

Grillby seemed to know that my “skin” held permanent markers really well. He opened up a cabinet and grabbed a brand new bar of soap and a small towel.

“I guess we'll find out.” I sighed.

“Alright Sans. Stay still.”

“What? No come on. Just let me do it.”

Grillby turned on the faucet, making sure the water was warm.

“I wasn't watching you when I should have been. I should help you.” He decided.

“That's just an excuse for you to put your hands all over my face.”

“Oh please let me~ I love your soft face.” Grillby teased as he pinched my cheeks and rubbed them around. I squeaked a little in surprise and it only made Grillby more determined.

“No! Just! Rrrr…” I growled.

He finally left my face alone so he could wet the small towel with hot water. After opening up the new bar of soap and rubbing it on the soaking towel, Grillby once again told me to,

“Stay still.”

I kinda liked being taken care of and fussed over, so I finally let him have his fun.

“Ugh. Fuck… that kinda hurts.”

“Oh you're such a baby.”

“No I'm not.”

Grillby put a hand up to his face to attempt to stifle a laugh.

“Hey!”

“Hahaha! I'm sorry. You're just so cute I can't help it.”

“I'm not- ah I'm not even gonna say it.”

“Hmhmhm~”

“Ya know. Maybe I should do it myself.”

To my surprise, Grillby gave me the towel. When I looked in the mirror I saw no change to the marks.

“Nooooo no no nooooo!”

I scrubbed my cheeks until they felt inflamed and raw.

“Awww. Poor thing. Don't hurt yourself.”

I threw the towel at Grillby. It sizzled when it struck his neck.

“Ugh. Now my shirt is all wet.”

Before I could stop him, Grillby slid off his vest and started unbuttoning his shirt.

“Wh- what are you doing?!”

“What? Suddenly you have a problem with me undressing?”

“Yeah!”

“Awww. If it makes you feel better I'll let you take yours off too.”

“That would not make me feel better!”

“Haha. Then get out of the bathroom.”

“Where am I supposed to go now?!”

“Do you want to stay the night?”

“Are you… gonna be shirtless?”

“If you'd like~”

“Aahhh!”

I should have taken the chance, but I got scared and fled to my own place.

[reds-corner]

This sounds soooo good!! Can't wait to see how the story develops!! 😍😍

Thank yooou so much! I’m really glad you like it. I hope to give guys an update soon and make it even better. Thanks again for taking the time to comment Al-ja-ma!

[despair-to-future-arcs]

Shiho, you mentioned that Genki "Fell the wrong path" after "you cut ties with him". Could you please explain what happened?

Ye-Yeah...I...I don't understand, your... your my great aunt?!

I am and if you want proof, I brought this and these documents to prove that I am... *takes out a photo showing Shiho when she was young along with the rest of other people and some documents*

*Looks at them* Th-These seems legit...

Indeed and if you want more proof, we can do a DNA test as well if you still aren't sure, Toko but the result is going to be the same.

N-No... this is more then enough, I'm just...surprise about and just...maybe confused, scared and angry...

You are? Well can't say I blame you, I'm... sorry that I didn't know about this...!

Ye-Yeah no kidding, you were related to my dad and knew nothing of what was going on or what happen and yet you... yooou-!

Toko... look, I can explain why I wasn't inform sooner or told, I didn't know anything about this until-.

You... You had no idea of what those scumbags did to me, how they treated me; how my mothers didn't want me; abuse me to the point that I wanted to kill them and just... you...!

Ho-How can you just stand here and act as if we were family and knew all this happen, you really are the worse you good for not-!

TOKO, CALM THE HELL DOWN!!

!!!

...Look, the thing is that I cut ties with my family a very long time ago; when your father was pretty young by the time I left so I haven't kept in contact with my family for years and I didn't even know of your existence until my grandson's killing game happen.

I saw your surname and knew you had to be Genji's daughter and then hearing you were Genocider Syo, I just... it was a lot take in and I wasn't sure what to do...

Wait, then... you had no idea about me until that killing game...

Of course not, I had no idea and by the time Future Foundation save our family, you were already on Towa City and the tragedy as well; so I couldn't talk with you until just now...I'm re-really sorry, I just had no idea about any of this...

I see... (She seems confused and had no idea? I suppose that does make sense...)

[howlingday]

Nora: Wow~! Thank you~! Thank you, my moderators and subscribers~!

Nora: Oh, I love fire... I love it so much I want to watch the world burn...

Jaune: (About to be sacrificed) Wait, wait, wait! AAAAAAAARGH~!

Nora: Yeah~! Hurray~! I love- OH GOD!

Mercury: (Via megaphone) This is the rebellion! Stop setting people on fire!

Nora: YOU CAN'T STOP ME! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME DEAD!

Grimm: YOUR WAYS ARE OUTDATED. STOP BURNING WITCHES.

Cinder: I see you're still setting things afire and ablaze~. You-

Nora: Arm-day.

Cinder: ...Huh? What the fuck?

Nora: Arm-day!

Cinder: Stop setting things on fire!

Nora: Arm-day! Cyclops! ARM-DAY!

Cinder: SHUT UP! You know what? You know what, Grimm? Kill her.

Ruby: (Appears in red blur)

Nora: HOLY SHIT, IT'S RUBY THE ROSE!

Ruby: (Holds up finger) Ha ha hah~! Reference~!

Cinder: God damn you, Ruby the Rose! I'll- I'LL KILL YOOOU~!

[howlingday]

As great as this is, I can't buy Jaune being this sassy. That said...

Pyrrha: How was that, Glyn?

Goodwitch: Terrible, Ms. Nikos. You can get away with such mistakes during the Vytal Festival, but THIS is what we have been training for.

Pyrrha: (Scoffs) I beat them, didn't I?

Goodwitch: Next time, don't let your guard down because a pair of pretty eyes blink in your general direction!

Pyrrha: (Looks to Jaune)

Jaune: (Wrings out tunic, Looks to Pyrrha)

Goodwitch: It's like I keep telling you; you need to stay focused and you- (Looks up, Pyrrha's halfway to Jaune) Yooou...

Juniper: (Lifts paw to stop Pyrrha)

Pyrrha: (Keeps walking)

Juniper: (Confused)

Pyrrha: (In front of Jaune)

Juniper: (Squeaks)

Goodwitch: (Sputters)

Pyrrha: Are you alright, Mister...

Jaune: Arc. Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue. The ladies love it. Or they would if any of 'em actually bothered talking to me. So, did you manage to carve out a name for yourself along with those chiseled shoulders? (Bends down, Wrings out sandals)

Pyrrha: (Flushed, Chuckles) Uh... Ha ha... Um... Ah... Ah...

Jaune: I see you're a bit of a natural linguist. (Walking away)

Pyrrha: PYRRHA! Khm! I'm- I'm Pyrrha Nikos.

Jaune: (Sits down) I think I'd prefer Invincible Girl~.

Juniper: (Tugs Pyrrha with antlers)

Pyrrha: (Tugs free, Awkward chuckle) So, how, um... How- How did you get mixed up with the, uh-

Jaune: Claws for brains? You know how women are. They think no means yes and get lost means "I want you more than anything~!"

Pyrrha: (Looks to Juniper)

Juniper: (Shrugs)

Jaune: ...Don't worry. I'm sure your grandma over there can explain it to you later.

Goodwitch: (Fumes)

Jaune: Well, later, PIER... You've been a real CUT. (Walks away)

Pyrrha: W-Wait!

Jaune: (Looks to her)

Pyrrha: Can we, uh, give you a ride?

Juniper: (Snorts, Bounds into the forest)

Jaune: I don't think long ears likes me very much.

Pyrrha: Who? Juniper?! Don't be ridiculous~! She'd be more than happy to- (Hit by rocks) Ow!

Juniper: (Dirt falling from antlers, Whistling)

Jaune: Don't worry about me. I'm a big boy. (Taps her breastplate) I can tie my own sandals and everything. (Walks away, Waves) Bye bye, Invincible Girl~. (Leaves)

Pyrrha: (Smiles dumbly, Waves) Bye...

Goodwitch: (Huffs)

Hercules au

Pyrrah: Reales that .. uh.. young man!

Jaune (being held by a giant scorpion center): keep moving hot stuff.

Pyrrah: wha-but-

Pyrrah: aren't you a Damoiseau in distress?

juane: I'm a Damoiseau, I'm in distress, I can handle this.

Pyrrah:

Jaune: have a nice day.

I was summoned

Merry Christmas

[dorathemetamorphmagus]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUX!

@askwhathasthiscometo

Liv: Hey my wonderful Danish strudel. It’s your goddamn birthday and you’re now old as balls. Like super old. Like you’ll probably wake up with gray hair tomorrow and like at least five wrinkles. It will look so cool, mate.  I posted all of these wonderful ridiculous pictures of us having the time of our lives because they’re my favorites - you’re my favorite. Like I know the patriotic part of me is still not over the fact that I’ve befriended a dane and thereby betrayed my entire country. BUT IT’S FINE! Cause you work at IKEA and you know what jordgubbe means so you’re like 75% Swedish anyway. All jokes aside, I can honestly say that not a day goes by that I’m not so incredibly thankful for having you in my life.  You know when you meet someone and you just feel with you entire being that “Yes this one. I’m gonna keep this one.”  The same feeling you had when you were little and every person you met was that special person, haha.  You’re that person ma dude. During these last two years we’ve crossed the country border many a times, traveled together, laughed, ignored sleep, and caught at least 50 Pokémons.  We’ve eaten a lot of nachos, sons, sandwich chocolate, and played way too much Hogwarts Battle. I want to do all that again and again and then have a thousand other adventures with you. Cause adventures with you are the best adventures.  Here’s to many many more years together man. Grattis på födelsedagen din nörd! ...Also you have other friends that kind of think you’re cool too so here’s some cute words from them too. First up you have the tiny Norwegian!

Thea: A message from me, to you, our sweet, sweet, lovable, darling Bux. Kidding, ya little gremlin baby! Happy birthday!! You’re literally so old now. Like... wow, basically decomposing before our eyes. Get ready to knit more and move less,  now that you’re almost a quarter away from being  years old! Or maybe it’s just me who’s a literal baby.... probably that. ANYWAYS: Hæppŷ Bïrthdâÿ my danish friend! To be serious for a sec, I’m so glad I met you in the vast ocean that is the internet, especially in the most nerdy, niche part of it ever imaginable??? Like?? How did we end up there?? I dunno how but believe me when I say that your love AND hatred for all things ikea, witty commentary, and arguments about the correct word for Scandinavian pastries has made my day on SO MANY occasions Ngl, I hope you know how much I appreciate you, babe! And one more thing: next time you go to England: GO SOMEWHERE I CAN AFFORD TO MEET YOU GODDAMIT. BYE! PEACE! IM OUT!

....løv u

Alright that was cute and all, not as cute as mine but sure. Now you have a lot of cool friends that love you but I’m only giving permission to one other person to hijack my post. I picked the weirdest one because why not!

TT: Bux, my darling, my love, my little Dane… I’m sorry about your shoes. But on the bright side… you got to spend time with me, so is it really a loss? ;)… Also… you’re almost as old as me now, so you might start to disintegrate soon, keep an eye out for that grandpa. Now for the mushy stuff. I adore you and everything you are. You’re kind, beautiful, sarcastic (the best kind of humor, who are we kidding), clever, and have the most animated eyebrows I have ever beheld. Seriously, how the fuck does your face do that shit? I’m so glad we had the chance to spend time together, not once but TWICE NOW. WTF? It’s so strange to think that strangers I’ve met through the internet have become such a huge part of my life… thank you for not being a serial killer. That was really decent of you. I love being in your presence and feeling the excited, happy energy and life you exude. You’re such a joy to be around, and I’m glad you’re my friend. Love you and here’s to another awesome year of you. <3

Liv: Alright you get one more HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Eat a shit ton of cake and then lets celebrate again next weekend. HAVE FUN BEING OLD <33

Thanks for your gushing love @acciocauldroncakes and @asktheboywholived !

[beeffr]

@mah-names-salt-bish, bestie I miss you 💕

[mrsgiovanna]

Bria I loooove your writing thank yooou for answering my last ask! all the warm fuzzy feelings ♡♡♡

I thought of Giorno calling you while he's away on a long work trip.. how often would he call, how long each call? what does he talk about, or maybe it's got a modern twist-- he requests that you stay on the line overnight?

maybe he whispers sweetly to you or hums something soft and melodic to you while you fall asleep.. he can't go to sleep anytime soon since he's on a job, but your quiet sleeping breath helps to ground him.

or maybe it's playful sometimes and you pretend to be asleep, so giorno begins waxing poetry and saying tons of cheesy things to make you laugh..

I just think Giorno is soooo lovely... 🥰

-cream

Hi cream nonnie 🥺, awwwww thank you so much for saying that, I love answering sweet asks with cute scenarios like that, you have no idea how it fuels my own brainrot lolol, and you're right, he is just so wonderful, gosh I could go on and on but I digress 🥺

Ah! How cute🥺, omg, he would definitely do all those things! Gosh, your mind though!

I've often imagined what it would be like while he's away because I'm sure that his occupation takes him away from you more than he would like it to. I think he would text you here and there through the day as and when he sees things that remind him of you, quick, short messages just to make sure that you're okay and to let you know that you're on his mind. His calls towards the evening into the night would be the quality time you'd get to spend together. He'd wait until he's alone in his hotel suite, working on the things that he needs to, but he knows he won't be able to fully concentrate until he sees you- makes sure for himself with his own eyes and ears that you're alright. So he'll FaceTime you or use some other means to video call you to see you. Your smile is infectious and he can't help but return it with his own, your voice sounds like music to his ears and refreshes his tired, wary soul, and that's when it hits him all at once--how much he misses you and exactly what a large part of his life you take up.

You both will talk about anything and everything well into the early hours of the morning, and when he notices your eyes drooping and you start babbling a bit in your sleepy state he will tell you to go to bed but not to end the call, your calm even breathing makes him feel at peace and he'll be at ease knowing he can watch over you even though he's not physically there, so he'll say goodnight and ask you to just let him know when you wake up again while he quietly works on what he needs to.

After a while of dozing off though, you find that you can no longer sleep and so you feel it's your turn to just quietly observe him, slyly watching, but pretending to be asleep, you can't help but be transfixed by how handsome he is when he's in a state of deep concentration.

He's a master at reading people though and notices that you're now awake, so he says little things- silly compliments that he knows will get you to laugh, which it inevitably does, and even though he's caught you out of your silly game, your laughter is what he needs to keep him going until you can be in each other's arms again.

Take this soft Giogio to bless your day