#can't wait til matt realizes tim is the new robin

[mxttmurdock]

"I — wow. For a family that tends to juggle double identities, you really tell each other everything." Matt doesn't know what to do with that. In some ways, Jason keeps so few secrets. Matt can't even imagine it.

"You know, given that Tim seems to be an actual wizard when it comes to computers, I'm just going to assume he ran a deep background check on me, poked around my email accounts for dirt, found every embarrassing photo of me on the internet, and knows I'm You-Know-Who." Honestly, where is Wayne finding these kids?

He's not even going to comment on the casual way Jason tossed out that some of Batman's circle is going to drop by. Every time he remembers that Jason is on first-name basis with Wonder Woman, he nearly chokes.

"So no one else knows I'm — you know — right?"

"Then he'll be getting Flamebird's attention." Jason rumbles more than he laughs, but, yeah, some moron calling himself the Gingerbread Man would fuck with the Gotham trains to get Batman's attention. Thankfully, he's pretty sure that's not in the cards for tonight. "Uh, not at a lot, really. Me, Alfred, Tim—he's the new kid I've been telling you about, keep your phone away from him and enable like, five-factor authorization or whatever. Dick, obviously, his—" Wally? The Flash? How the hell is he supposed to explain that too? And this is entirely dependent on how quickly Matt catches on to who exactly Bruce is because it's super convenient for all the birds to be living under one roof reporting to the same man.

At this point, he just thinks it's funny to keep stretching it out as long as possible. "—his boyfriend. Some of B's circle are probably going to drop by at their own leisure. Dick's friends. Bruce. Probably." A pause. "...I think at this point it's easier to ask who doesn't know. That's complicated. It's fine, you'll see when you get here."