#can't tell you how many dude's have been sure their magic cock could fix me
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Okay how would homelander react if his crush would tell him she’s gay😮💨
"Well, nobody's perfect. Except me! Ahahahaha... Aahhh... Anyways, lunch?"
#as a lesbian this is always funny to me#can't tell you how many dude's have been sure their magic cock could fix me#he's one of them for sure#'you're not gay you're just traumatized'#'how do you know you're gay. maybe you just haven't met the right me'#he just fully believes he transcends sexuality#'iiii aaaam the ooonly exceptioooon'#which just inflates his ego more#homelander x reader#ask and you shall receive#sellander
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