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[unclefungusthegoat]

Fungus Plays RDR2 (Spoilers)

Well, I did it. 

I robbed the Saint Denis bank, and am now languishing on Guarma. That is, if you can call that horrendous ordeal a ‘robbery’. I rode there with an enormous fish on the back of my horse, which was probably an omen of some kind.

Thought it was pretty damn RUDE of Cowboy Dad #1 to not even ATTEMPT to move the boxes I got trapped behind on the ship... and THEN TO TAKE A LIFEBOAT AND SAIL AWAY WITHOUT ME. I mean ????? What’s up with THAT, Dutch???

Ahahaha, also I had to do that bloody beach walking segment twice because I died trying to shoot the soldiers and accidentally pressed ‘Restart Mission’ rather than ‘Replay From Checkpoint’, which was, as you can imagine, really fun

Lots of hurt today, which I knew was coming, but still... ouch. Fuck the Pinkertons, seriously. And to add to the double heartbreak of the loss of Cowboy Dad #2 and LENNAAAAAY, an unexpected berevement struck Arthur today...

MY HORSE FUCKING GOT HIT BY A TRAIN AND DIED.

I was stood on the bridge south of Saint Denis trying to get the legendary fish (which I didn’t even catch in the end), and he was with me, and I was so busy reeling, I didn’t hear the train coming.

Rest in peace Georg, the horse with the arrow on his butt.

... And welcome to the team Godzilla.