#can't get a single date despite having several men who dedicated themselves to him

[whathorselegs]

I love how Fyodor started this whole interaction with Atsushi, literally on his knees, kissing Atsushi's hand and proclaiming "Be my companion, Atsushi, only you can understand me."

And now Atsushi's actual knight in shining armour has shown up he's all "What ever. Fine, I don't care if you live or die. Bye."

Damn, Fyodor is this too familiar? Does this remind you of a certain bandaged genius that you call your equal? You know, the one who keeps inviting his tiny partner to all your world ending dates. Gonna go cry on your plane that doesn't exist anymore because you let Amenogozen destroy the airport?