#can't cook
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exhausted-eternally · 3 months ago
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i don't want to work anymore can someone please pay me just to exist
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theeroticlover · 1 year ago
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Do you like to cook?
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Unfortunately I don't :( , i wish I loved cooking though, it would have been easier to eat healthy :p
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thecouncilofidiots · 8 months ago
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Tee hee hee
Sooooo I'm not allowed in the kitchen anymoooore :3
Not allowed not allowed I burned the food trying to reheat it
Got distracted oops almost caused a fire a fire~ -Lolli
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jezebel-spirit · 11 months ago
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Halloween in January Cake
For Halloween in January, I have made something truly horrifying! Behold, my slightly burnt, sloppy ass Halloween box cake! Muhahaha! 🎃🧁💜
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brackgiraffe · 1 year ago
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Not a flambé
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wildcatt19-blog · 1 year ago
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Ask can't cook lol
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post-grammatic-stress · 3 months ago
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If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.
Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.
And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.
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spyglassrealms · 2 years ago
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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to-eat-a-grape · 8 months ago
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nebulousfishgills · 5 months ago
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Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.
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rainbowbeanstyles · 1 year ago
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now i have to figure title names for louis' album
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kimmikreates · 1 year ago
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I attempted making Pokemon chocolate chip cookies...with cookie cutters cause I am not talented.
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mishkakagehishka · 1 month ago
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Why do you people keep talking about "tumblr's aging userbase" on posts talking about like. Opening the utensils drawer and doing the dishes and shit. Tumblr's never-helped-with-chores-as-a-child userbase
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henryshakesmear · 1 year ago
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I made transgender scrambled eggs. They were born an omelette, but they preferred to be scrambled eggs.
What do we learn from this? Eggs, much like people, aren't bound by anyone's idea of what they should be.
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cheekinpermission · 2 months ago
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Twisted Wonderland has such a wonderful array of sibling dynamics!!
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So beautiful <3
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hanrinz · 1 year ago
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i miss lia pt. 4 (?)
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