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i don't want to work anymore can someone please pay me just to exist
#so tired...#been struggling so hard to do anything lately#can't write#can't work on books#can't cook#can't get outside to finish my gardening project#it sucks i just want to be able to do things again
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Do you like to cook?
Unfortunately I don't :( , i wish I loved cooking though, it would have been easier to eat healthy :p
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Tee hee hee
Sooooo I'm not allowed in the kitchen anymoooore :3
Not allowed not allowed I burned the food trying to reheat it
Got distracted oops almost caused a fire a fire~ -Lolli
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Halloween in January Cake
For Halloween in January, I have made something truly horrifying! Behold, my slightly burnt, sloppy ass Halloween box cake! Muhahaha! 🎃🧁💜
#halloween in january#box cake mix#funfetti#it's still halloween#halloween 365#yes I ate the left over batter from the bowl#everydayishalloween#bojack horseman#can't cook#slightly burnt
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Ask can't cook lol
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If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.
Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.
And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.
#Disability#Bedbound#Housebound#Actually disabled#Chronic illness#Long covid#Chronic fatigue#Inspired by my boss asking what I did over the weekend and I said I couldn't get out of bed and he said that sounds nice actually#I'm literally only able to work bc I am in bed at all times I'm not at work and it's still so hard and painful#I can't get my own groceries or cook my own meals or socialize or eat at restaurants or go to movies or take care of my own pets#If I didn't have a loving generous caring spouse I'd be dead by now
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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#bernie sanders#females born after 1993#can't cook#eat hot chip and lie#god I love this#memes for the ages#video#Youtube
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Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.
#thoroughly enjoyed today's episode#helaena babygirl i'm so so sorry for all of this#also apparently you can't spell delusional without criston cole#all my homies hate criston cole#also rhaenyra this episode?? emma d'arcy the actor that you are#and i would in fact let olivia cooke slap me#also peak acting from her goddamn the acting is just incredible this season#also THE FUCKING STITCHES ON THE BABY'S NECK BRO#fishgills speaks#house of the dragon#hotd#house of the dragon season 2#hotd season 2#hotd spoilers#spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers
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now i have to figure title names for louis' album
#hmmmm#triangle#369#.....#can't cook#chicken smth smth#theories#codependent#whats something me make fun of louis for🛌
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I attempted making Pokemon chocolate chip cookies...with cookie cutters cause I am not talented.
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Why do you people keep talking about "tumblr's aging userbase" on posts talking about like. Opening the utensils drawer and doing the dishes and shit. Tumblr's never-helped-with-chores-as-a-child userbase
#like why did i just see a ''when you can't open a drawer it's always one of these'' and the pics were like a cheese grater and a ladle#with that addition. like sorry did you really have to become a 30yo to open the cooking and food prep utensil drawer ?????
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I made transgender scrambled eggs. They were born an omelette, but they preferred to be scrambled eggs.
What do we learn from this? Eggs, much like people, aren't bound by anyone's idea of what they should be.
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Twisted Wonderland has such a wonderful array of sibling dynamics!!
So beautiful <3
#idc what canon says i fully believe silver and malleus have petty arguments#“father he's touching me!” “actually im touching your chair” “which is touching ME!”#“no I CALLED DIBS ON THE FRONT SEAT”#i was gonna use the “he got a bigger slice of cake than me!” example but then i remembered lilia can't cook rip#is it ooc? idk probably im not yana#but it makes my heart happy so IT STAYS#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland fanart#twst fanart#idia shroud#twst idia#ortho shroud#twst ortho#malleus draconia#twst malleus#silver vanrogue#twst silver#jade leech#twst jade#floyd leech#twst floyd#cheekindraws#used a stock image of two children throwing down for floyd and jade as a reference
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i miss lia pt. 4 (?)
#rosie talks#i miss my light i miss the sun#i am not breathing well i think my tongue is going numb my eyes are twitching my vision is blurry my hands are shaking the world is spinning#it's so cold the ayaka to my kazuha my 50/50 lucky charm the person i'll be with if we adopt a pet the one i'll lose all my sleep for#my player 1 the one i'll play minecraft with the one i'll be watching ghibli movies with#the one i'll watch barbie movies without getting bored the one i'll be cooking in the kitchen with cookies that look like flat pancakes bc i#can't cook#im sick okay..😣😣😣
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