#can't believe this is only my second Maleficent post

[assortedvillainvault]

Hi! I'm so happy to see your requests are open, I loved your Maleficent x shy reader hcs and I would love more for her. Can I request Maleficent x touch starved reader headcanons, where the reader is uncomfortable being touched at first bc she isn't used to it, then realizes she's starved for it and starts to crave it? Thank you <3

Good Evening Anon, please accept this humble offering! Love me some denial and a crumbling will when it comes to touch starved shenanigans, y'know?

PSA I can never remember whether it's Diaval or Diablo for the name of her raven, but Diaval sounds cooler. Regardless this is very much meant to be the animated original 1950's Maleficent, not the live action - no hate to it just not my cup of tea. Though it can probably be read either way so if you prefer live acton then power to you m'lord.

Maleficent x TouchStarved!Reader

Ah yes, her favourite game.

Her fingers are cold, and her nails thick like the claws they’re pretending not to be. The way you jolt at even the slightest contact is a facinating little game to her and Diaval.

You want to think that your snappishmess at being touched is offputting. Like you’re a caged animal, snarling away before you rip off some fingers. The harsh way you flinch from elegant (and unexpected) hands on your face and shoulders and hair gives you tension headaches and sore shoulders.

But from a dragons perspective it’s akin to petting a dewey eyed, fluffy little creature. Squeaky and trembling. A kicked-puppy sort of Cuteness.

Tasty

It’s no wonder her nickname for you is Morsel.

T’would bloody help if she would stop appearing silently in your personal bubble and scaring the living daylights out of you.

She’s so tall her horns clip the ceiling how is she so QUIET-

Half the fucking indecency is that she’ll run the back of her fingers down your arm or your cheek to ‘soothe’ you. You know. Like she does to her BIRD-

Are you a pet or a partner honestly.

If you actually ask that she’ll smirk. Archly, slowly, you can physically feel her gaze travelling up and down over you and you know what you (and your erratic heart rate) don’t need that question answering thanks you’ll just go ok bye-

Dear you’re part of the dragons hoard, she’ll consume you regardless. The lines between pet, partner and meal really aren’t all that well defined.

The worst part will be when you finally get used to the looming, heavy, weighted blanket feel of her presence in the room. Because when she’s not there, you’ll miss it. And it will hurt. It will feel like someone removed one of the walls without asking, and you’re exposed. You’ll run your own nails over your arms and it won’t feel the same.

Eventually, the lack of those condescending, brief, addicting touches will leave you wracked and achy.

When she returns, the sheen of desperation she can taste in the air has her grinning maliciously, and one elegant finger will beckon you to her idly.

Fffffffffuckit.

You’ll swipe at Diaval’s smug chattering later, you want her to stroke your hair and damn the conseqeunces. Maybe you’ll forgo all dignity and climb into her lap. Who knows??

She knew. And now that you've stopped being so silly about it, she's going to keep you exactly where you are. Really little one, did you expect to belong anywhere else?

[dapper-shipping-forever]

Wrote a bit of when all the top bounty hunters are together, though only one of the others appear. Featuring protective, and pretty oblivious, Vash lmao

Here's the post about my T.rigun bounty hunter characters. Just the basics for more background of this story (beep)

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He approached her with his long, purposeful strides. His lips pulled back in an arrogant, wicked grin, slow and cruel. His pale green eyes bore deep into her own gaze.

Maleficence stood inches from Gill, towering above her. Her friends all tensed behind her. She couldnt see them then, but she got the feeling they were all just waiting to step forward and teach this dude what people who mess with this team deserve. But Gill held open her hand low at her side, a silent request to not interfere. This man was a thorn in her side and her annoyance to handle too.

"Well, ain't this exciting." He drawled in that dark, penetrating voice. "The two of us are gonna be part of a team together again. Can hardly believe it's finally happening why it's cause to celebrate."

Gill grimaced, a hand on her hip. "The only celebrating I'm gonna do about this is when I no longer have to be around you."

He faked some hurt. "Come on now, belle, no need to be coy to me. How long's it been? Since our previous partnership. You hadn't been troubled to work together then."

She flexed her fingers, gripping her hip tightly. "Yes, because I hadn't known the full extent of your cruelty then."

He chuckles. "Mmm, I promise you, you haven't seen the full extent of it." The fact he seems proud of that just makes her tense further. "But I'm grateful. You deciding not to take that money gave me a great lil payday from that bounty. I take it as a token of your appreciation for the partnership."

"It wasn't a token of shit." Her body trembles in rage. She hated talking to this guy. She wanted to keep herself rationale but the reminder of the violence he caused brings it fresh into her mind and she finds the words spilling out from her throat. "We had them already, we had them captured without any harm done to them. There wasn't any reason to murder them the way you did. None at all." She growled low. "I wasn't taking that cash."

"I was collecting a bounty. Nothing specified they couldn't come back full a holes, and sure 'nough they hadn't given a second thought when paying the dough then." He crosses his arms; that grin hasn't moved.

She levels him with a glare. "You're a piece of work, Maelstrom. Ain't nothing gonna make me want to be in a partnership with you."

"Yet, currently we are." He reminds her, smug as all get out too.

"Only temporarily, though." She adds. "We're getting far away as soon as we're done here."

He mocks her with another chuckle. "Man, and with how much I like you. You're too entertaining to just let walk away."

She'd rather not think of that bastard finding her for his amusement. "Feelings not mutual; I'd rather not be associated with utter scum."

There's a new shine to his eyes. Something like a predator eyeing some new prey. He leans a little further towards her. "Ya know, you always do act this way, like you're in some way superior to me, but I've got something that you just can't get." His grin reveals his glinting canines in the low lighting. "I know exactly who I am. Yeah, I am a murderous, cruel, violent piece of work, real scum sure." He draws his gun, juggling it's weight. "I know the reason I use this gun, why I shoot it; everything that's lead me here is something I controlled. But you can't say that. You got no clue who you are, and you're just running around with those little guns of yours because you got nothing better to do with this fragment of a self. If you've got nothing behind ya, how are you supposed to decide for yourself what's right and wrong or what you want to do with your frail self? My actions are my own and I have no qualms with them, because I know who I am." He uses his gun to tilt her chin upwards, forcing their faces inches apart as sneers and stands without flinching at his mockery. "And what about you? Hm, little girl? Who are you; who's love hunter?"

She has no response, because a part of her can't fight his piercing words; the cool metal of his blood soaked gun burns cold on her chin and she only thinks about how there's shadows where her memories should be. She can't say anything to fight him. She actually hasn't got any idea who she is. She's clawed together this identity since waking without any background, but she has no clue if this is who she honestly actually is. She could've been ruthless too. She could've hurt somebody. She could've hurt many people. She could've been anyone. Right now she's just no one. She hasn't got any idea right now, not a single idea.

Before she can try and respond, the cold feeling on her is gone and her view is entirely blocked by another dark coat covered in dust. She realizes who it is. Vash, heavily disguised in his loose dark coat, low hat, and scarf concealing his face, pushed his way between them without saying anything.

Maleficence turns his predatory stare on the stranger. His eyes narrow, just a little as he analyzes him in full. "Have something to say about our conversation conversation, boy?" He asks him.

Only Vash's blue eyes, hard and striking, are visible. "I just think," He says, low. "You shouldn't talk to a lady like you're doing." His hands haven't moved towards it yet, but at his side his hand hangs by his gun.

Saying nothing, just staring, Maleficence regards the disguised Vash. The team holds their breath, wondering if he'd recognize him, wondering if he'd decide to try and shoot him anyway, and his silence ends with a chuckle. "My apologies." He tips a pretend hat to them. His gaze peeks around Vash to see Gill as well. "Have a swell day, y'all."

They watch quietly until Maleficence leaves the room. He leaves without another word to the team.

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Vash let's loose a breath, disturbing some particles swirling in a sun beam. He's finally free to take off that mask and breathe easy now that they've split from the other bounty hunters for now; it was feeling stuffy.

He looks out the open window of this empty room; dust covered as it may be its also nice to have privacy for a while. Sat on a cracked bit of stone is the first chance to relax he's had. The only person in the room other than himself currently is Gill, standing across the room to clean her guns free of sand. She brushes a decently clean white rag on their outside. Vash could feel a different air about her since their chat with Maleficence before.

He's been debating saying something to hear. The words seem to evade him now, though; he could tell what he said had burrowed into her thoughts and stuck, that whole conversation leaving its mark. He wanted to make it all better, it was like a burning desire pressing at him, something bubbling inside of his throat; if he could erase the hurt he saw from what he'd said, Vash would.

He ran a hand across from his mouth along his chin, leaning forward with his elbows on his thighs. His hat had been removed already and hung from his prosthetic fingers by the brim.

"Thought he'd keep bugging us; cant stand that guy, idiot." She grumbles, breaking the silence after a few minutes of it.

He can't quite look at her; his fingers slowly rub the felt between them. Though, they can't properly feel its texture either. "I've never met him before; can see where your complaints are from now, though."

Gill wipes the cloth along her gun. She pauses with a quiet, heavy sigh. "Why'd you step between that?" She asks him.

He knew she had been thinking about that the whole time. To avoid being discovered, he'd tried his best to stay in the background around the host of bounty hunters, but he couldn't stop himself from standing out in front of Maleficence. That's alright. "If I stayed back he would've just kept going like that." He looks out the window while he speaks.

He imagines the way she fidgets with her gun, hearing those chains clink. He's noticed that he's developed a habit, a sort of knack, for guessing what she's doing whether or not he can currently actually see her. He supposes he just knows her little habits and facets of how she behaves by now. It comes with how much time he's spent around her, and it's natural to pay close attention to a treasured friend. He hears the worry in her voice. "That was risky. He mightve clocked you; if he had he would've told the others and had you pinned in that room." The fact that Maleficence's violence is well established is unsaid but known.

Vash is quiet as he thinks. She's right, but he can't find any part of himself that believes he should've done differently. "I couldn't let him talk to you like that." Actually it was that he refused to let anyone talk to her like that.

"But you could've been hurt from that." She tries to make him see just how dangerous that was to do.

"The danger in it isn't what matters." He lowers his head, not quite bashful but speaking in a soft voice. "I would do anything for you." Without hesitation either.

He can see her as she pauses in place, body tensing. His sincere words effect her immediately and she blushes, face cast towards the floor. She takes a bit to say something to him again. "That was dangerous." She mumbles quietly, almost somewhat sad. "But, saying that," she continues. "Thank you, Vash." Now she's looking at him with a, small and genuine, smile.

He smiles for her. She definitely isn't just gonna forget what he did, but she's not angry. "Like I said, anytime." He chuckles to try and lighten the mood. "No one messes with my favorite bounty hunter without a word from me."

She fake pouts. "Your favorite bounty hunter; is that it?"

He raises his hands in his defense at that. "Hey hey, you know you're more ! You're my wonderful friend Gillian and I wouldnt ask for a better companion than you, if that were possible, which its definitely not ! You're more important to me than you know !" Incredibly important, actually. "Besides, just think of just how many bounty hunters I've met; that's a compliment in itself, out of all of those being my favorite."

She scoffs and chuckles. "Yeah, because I'm basically the single bounty hunter not after your ass."

He laughs and shrugs. "Well maybe that's part of it." He jokes lightly.

She shakes her head, thoroughly amused. "You're something else for sure y'know, darling."

Vash scratches the back of his neck, glad she's back to joking with him. Something in her words sticks, though. Perhaps it's an odd thing to get this fixated on, but it's something he'd thought of before but never sit in the front of his thoughts and never asked about; but, now he asks. "Hey, Gill, can I ask you something real quick?"

She turns her head towards him. "Yeah, of course." She prompts him.

He almost backs off, but after a pause presses forward. "Why do you call me darling?"

She freezes where she stands. "Um, hm?" She gets out.

"Well, I know you've called me it for a long time," He continues. "But I just haven't asked why before. I'm just curious." He's not sure why he's shy, asking this question that's harmless.

She seems to think. "It's just a nickname." She looks away.

Vash notices her evading her question, he leans closer, more insistent now. "But, you haven't called anyone else darling; I've only heard you use it on me. And you haven't given the others nicknames. Why only mine?"

Her shoulders hunch. Silently, she sets her gun on the table with its twin. Silently, she faces him. She walks a little closer and crosses the room, until she's behind him. He's confused, until he feels her arms wrap around him as she kneels on his impromptu seat. He tilts his head and looks back, her arms settled atop his broad shoulders. She gives him a quiet smile. "You're just special to me is all, darling." Silently, she flexes her fingers in the only unseen indicator that there's more weight to that confession than she conveys out loud currently.

He stares at her, swallowing what feels like something lodged inside her throat. "Then, should I have a nickname for you?"

She laughs. "Technically, you have one."

"Yeah, but that's not anything different than what everyone calls you. And love hunter won't count too." He protests.

"You haven't had any different nicknames for me the whole time we've been traveling like this." She reminds him.

"I know." He frowns; he's never had anyone who's he's allowed to be close to him before her, he's never tried creating a nickname for someone until thinking about it now. Maybe he could use her's? He blushes just considering calling her it; the casual way she says it always makes him flutter inside a bit too.

She hums sympathetically. "Tell ya what, darling," it's like there's extra emphasis on that nickname there. "You can think about it, and if you decide on any you like, I'd be happy for you to use them for me whenever you wanna."

He thinks about that a bit. "Alright, sure. That sounds good."

She gives him a squeeze, and before he can question his actions he realizes he's leaning back into her. He wonders just why he felt as protective of her as he does, why it felt different than when he just wants to help people whenever there's a chance. He thinks about nicknames andaffections. He just cares about her, a lot actually.

[halewynslady]

6. Is there any specific ship you’re planning to include?

Let me give you a list of those stories currently under construction. If I've forgotten any, I'll make another post later.

Angella/Shadow Weaver (obviously. The Roommates one needs its final chapters posted, written out completely in very near finished version.

Weave, huge, written out completely in draftversion, needs edits. This ship is lots of pining, smut and endgame.

Not certain where I left my notes on the short smut story of Angella/Shadow Weaver upon Micah's return.)

VAMPIRES

Cruella/Anita (one very long one, written out competely in draftversion, I am so bad at working chronologically though,

and one shorter written out completely in almost finished version, also includes the ship Alonso/Le Pelt in the background)

Marya Zaleska/Lady Esme (big draft pieces, may end up splitting the story up in a few)

Marya Zaleska/Janet (possibly, only a few snippets on this, one shot)

Marya Zaleska/Lucy (Langella's version, solid draft)

Marya Zaleska/Three Brides

Marya Zaleksa/Lady Dimitrescu/added maids (scenes in the long story, Bleed, is it a ship? Is it simply feeding time with smut? -This story also has Alcina/Miranda that is pining only from Alcina's side. And Miranda/Mia that is pining from Miranda's side.)

Louise/Lena (can't believe I still have to type up those final chapters of my first Wir fanfic) (ship also present in the Tom story but there as pining mostly, since that story is much stronger on Louise/Charlotte.)

subcategory FISH ALIEN:

Rosanna Calvierri/OC (complete in draft)

WITCHES

Muriel/Gretel (complete, only to type up and post)

Princess Faja/upperwitch Bruxamare (finishes on paper, only type up and post)

Griselda/princess Gwendoline (finished on paper, have to type up and post)

Shota/Cara (one shot, old fic, somewhere?)

Nerissa/Cassidy (4 one shots, 2 finished on paper, the pining)

(more) DISNEY

Cinderella/Lady Tremaine (more than four, mainly short ones, largely finished on paper)

Maleficent/OC (one chapter with possibility for more)

Maleficent/Aurora or Rose (two short, typing up and editing)

Maleficent/ lady Tremaine (almost finished on paper)

Maleficent/Drizella (I have no idea guys, I have bits and pieces and questions about what this even is)

Maleficent/Queen Ingrith (finished on paper, need to type up)

Maleficent/Evil Queen (in ongoing colab piece) also features Maleficent/Gothel

Maleficent/femFrollo/Aurosa (long fic, may split it up, mostly smut, in the forest)

Lady WORM

Lady Arabella/Lilla (one story, partly worked out, draft)

ROBOT (chicks dig)

Kate Steward/Mercy Hartigan (complete in draft, smut)

DOLL(?)

Daniella/Fiona (in Bleed, long story, endgame, I love these two)

Miranda/Mia mannequins (several short stories and Bleed)

HUMANS traumatized

Juliana / Francesca (two, largely written out, one sad with smut, one self-indulgent smut)

Ingeth/Sylvie (two, largely written out, one small focus, one fluff and smut)

IMMORTAL PEST *heart* WHO THINKS SHE IS A GOD

She (several stories, mostly one shots) /Ustana-Tanya

She/'lady sad eyes'

She/priestess handmaiden

She/Venus, She/Isis, She/Venus/Isis

Miranda/Mia (even more stories, so many, lengthy ones among them, written out entirely, in draft, a romcom, an Erlking, more Goblin Market, Changeling, and monsterform smut naturally, much typed up and in need of editing)

FAIRY

Fairy Godmother/Queen Lilian (three stories, largely finished on paper, one fake dating, one serious, one fun smutty flashback)

(fairy) GODDESS

Queen Mab/ OC (yes Writing Fairy Stories is still on my worksheet, finished in draft)

Somewhere I have a second chapter to Clara/Missy and a Hannibal/Bedelia short. My finished on paper but yet to type up Tremontaine story has a mention of Diane de Tremontaine/Esha, but not much more than that.

2, 5, 6, 8, 18. 💖

Going to do these at seperate times :D

5) Is there any scene you're excited about writing?

Yes, so many, most of ALL the next chapter to ''I cannot weave'' which I've had unintentionally on hold for about two years now. It is the first sex scene between Angella and Shadow Weaver of this huge story, heralding in a whole series of night time scenes for these two. I love the hell out of this.

[lovee-infected]

twisted wonderland theories part 3 : Opening explanation and parallels

Well well , hope you guys enjoyed reading the previous two parts of twst theories so far

Anyways , this is the third part . I decided to go through the opening and original disney animations and also black Butler anime references one more time so this is the combination of all I've found this time , together with some stuff you might've missed

Twst's official opening was pretty mysterious and is most likely giving us hints of the upcoming adventures during the storyline . Well here's the link to opening with eng sub and also the summary of the main character references that were given to us:

1) Ace and Deuce's rivalship : We talked about this one a lot back in (part 2) so let's skip this one

2) Leona's sadness and pain : Leona's tearn falling to the ground and the Ruggie and Jack coming for him ; that's just how he always is : mentally sad and broken with a horribly frustrating past , but will avoid expressing himself and letting anyone see his pain anyway . Not really weird that these two are always around him , Leona does really need to be looked after ...

3) Azul's seek of power : He just looked...mad in this scene . Ursula's shadow on his fave and that creepy smile totally freaks anyone out. It really explains how great his desire of power is . His neglected self in the childhood and pretty poor talent got him to this point...

4) Jamil's cold and kinda confused self : Well this one isn't really clear yet since ch 4 isn't out . But perhaps depression has this guy... spending his whole life serving the the nasty Kalim he might've grown the same characteristics as Jafar , who was so long sick of being the second one in everything . But still his ideal of life is much different from Jafar's . We saw him hypnotizing Kalim in order to make him force students to do better at school . He's trying his best to leave up to his promises as the vice dorm leader but still , having the nasty Kalim as the dorm itself is making it a lot harder for him so he's got no choice but to hypnotize him...

5) Idia's severe anxiety and his protectiveness toward Ortho : This one was mentioned in s rather old re blog but here e go again : Well with how the rumors of the "cursed Shroud family" , Idia's anti-society self might be a bit explained . This guy's overblot is surely going to be EPIC ... we just know very few about him and yet that's more than enough for him to overblot at once . Also the mention of the process of bringing Ortho back to life was a bad hit...His family curse might've been the reason of whatever thst has happened to Ortho

6) Vil's anger of not being the fairest and breaking the mirror: This one's been pointed out a lot . His anger being the same as evil queen's and also the fear of him actually poisoning someone to become the fairest one more time....**

7) Malleus' isolated self and his hidden evil aura : This one's being shown too obviously . The lonely dark prince exposing his evil side under the full moonlight . All alone , beyond the forest of thorns (Lol how ironic) while the others are running to save him before it gets too late...***

(note : **,***: Vil and Malleus' description will be continued undercut)

Very well these were the general hints found on the opening , but don't miss the final seconds which included the biggest hidden facts you could've missed

Firstly , the splitted ink (This one was previously discussed on part 1 but still...) : We talked about how in the "Epic Mickey", Mickey accidentally splits the magic ink over the kingdom and which led to the creation of "shadow blot". This sight seems to be much similar to what we had here in the epic mickey

Well this parallel might be more than just an accidental one and finally and it might actually be that overblot is kinda Crowley's fault , too

Crowley crosses the mirror , turns into an actual crow and flies away...(DaMn YoU bIrDiE wHERe ArE yOu gOinG I'M noT doNe YeT-)

Well the reason he suddenly runs away isn't clear yet but being a fan of black butler for years , I was suddenly reminded of how Undertaker disappeared all of a sudden at this scene from the movie :" Book of Atlantic "

pretty similar , aren't they..?

In Book of Atlantic , Undertaker revealed his original identity as a reaper and the mastermind behind the "Bizzare dolls' " project after pretending to be a just a crazy cookie lover for so long . And at once , he comes up with his stunning sudden self-reveal , leaving everyone in the room speechless

Now now , what do we have with Crowley?

A principal who keeps hiding his face (remember that Undertaker hid his eyes , too?) , telling everyone "how kind he is" many times ... also:

1) In the opening , he was standing smiling in the mirror hall while the seven dorms were burning through seven mirrors

2) He didn't ever try to stop anyone from overbloting ; even Riddle whose overblot occurred right in front of him

3) In the beggining of the game, he asked the mirror to choose the right one and then! and MC was chosen ! MC took the hand of the one appearing through the mirror (seemingly Dire Crowley) and came here. With all said , so why did the mirror reject MC afterwards?

Also , how couldn't he help MC return to Their own world and didn't know about it if he himself brought MC here..?(Could it be that...MC doesn't remember how she/he was brought here?)

4) If he literally is THIS useless and can't ever stop or help anything, then why would he be the principal.....?

Sooooo enough with Crowley ; but what's with these two....?

The spindle wheel & the poison apple ; Sleeping beauty and Snow white

Well it seems that Diasomnia and Pomefiore are going to play a greatly important role in the storyline . We were kinda sure of Diasomnia's but Pomefiore's...? What's so special with it?

(A few hours earlier)

(Me : Hmmm ... the black mirror...where have I seen this before..? *googling - searching Snow White- going to the magic mirror scene* Me : Uh...)

Well... here it is : The Crowley's beloved flower of evil , back at his days with evil queen

feeling old yet ...?

Btw , just how important is being "the fairest one of all "to him ? How 'far' would he go to be the fairest...? With the bitten apple in the last few seconds of opening , it most likely seems that he IS gonna 'kill' to be the fairest again ...Who would he kill ? We don't know . But how about our pretty small guy Epel? Could it be him ? The stubborn freshman who refuses following Vil around and is usually mistaken with a girl......?

Also , why would the original mirror be so important to Crowley? If Vil's supposed to represent evil queen , why isn't 'he' the one owing the mirror...?

And now , the spindle wheel .Great maleficent's legacy , in the hands of Crowley...Well well this is 'too' much . Malleus' family treasure being kept hidden in NRC... pathetic

Also , the mirror which Vil broke in the opening . Well well seems like he isn't having the original magic mirror , afterall....

But wait , if there's the spindle wheel , who's gonna be the evil witch to pull the sweet princess to eternal sleep..? Right , there's only one who might be...

Well we talked about all we'd got so far , but what about Grim ? Isn't anyone going to mention his importance or why he was also mentioned in this chaotic final seconds of opening ???

So... this is what we had in the final seconds :

1)The apple

2) Crowley

3)The black ink

4)Grim

5)The spindle wheel

We talked about all of them except nu 4 . But before that , I've got the same question as before : Why is it "Sleeping beauty" & "Snow white"..?

We discussed the "overblot Grim " hints in (part 2), but here's another thing :

Very well , ever heard of "Grimm brothers"...?

In the case that you don't know who they are , here' the point : They are the authors of 'original' versions of sleeping beauty & snow white; two of the darkest , deepest and possibly creepiest stories of their own throughout the history

I believe that most of you are familiar with the original versions , but you may like to take a look at these two if you haven't yet heard of them check the two of these stories out : (note: I'm aware that there are darker , deeper versions of these too but I'm not gonna mention any of them because : 1)They aren't written by Grimm brothers & 2) They include overly sensual and inappropriate content which has no place in my posts . If you care to know about them , check them at your own risk)

Alright , if you ever wondered who was Grim named after , I guess we've got it now . Mentioning Grim , Snow white and Sleeping beauty together at once is too direct to be a coincidence ...but it's also terrifying ...

Thinking that Disney is actually referring to the original books written by Grimm brothers is a bit too dark... Original stories are really horrible and a great way to ruin one's childhood , but all these hints fit each other way too great and now , they may no longer be just a coincidence...

[dukereviewsmovies]

Duke Reviews: Snow White And The Seven Dwarves

Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews Where Today As I Said We Start Our Look At A Company That's Been About Families For Generations, Disney!

Yes, Disney, We Love Their Movies And Parks So Much That Some People Believe That People Who Like Disney Are Slaves To The Almighty Mouse Known As Mickey But To Those People I Just Laugh...

For The Next Few Months We'll Be Looking At Everything Disney, From Animated Movies By Their Own Company Or Pixar To Live Action Movies To Their Animated Direct To DVD Sequels To The Disney Channel Original Movies While Also Looking At Things Connected With Disney On My Sister Site, Duke Reviews Xtra...

While Taking A Break For Duke's Monsterween And Duke's Yultide Reviews In October, November And December

And What Better Way To Start With The Disney And Pixar Animated Movies Starting With The One That Started It All, Snow White And The Seven Dwarves...

An Adaptation Of The Brothers Grimm Fable, This Movie Sees An Evil Queen Attempting To Have Her Stepdaughter, Snow White Murdered In Jealousy Because Of Her Beauty, But Escaping From The Evil Queen, She Is Given Shelter By Seven Dwarves Who Live In A Cottage In The Forest Who Hide Her From The Queen As Long As She Takes Care Of Their House...

Sure, We'll Take Care Of You As Long As You Be Our Maid...

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Will The Queen Find Snow White?

Let's Find Out As We Watch Snow White And The Seven Dwarves...

Our Story Starts With A Book Giving Us The Backstory Of The Movie...

Before Our Story Actually Begins In The Room Of The Magic Mirror, Where The Evil Queen Asks Him Who Is The Fairest One Of All Only For Him To Reply That There Is A Maiden Fairer Than Her And It's Snow White...

We Meet Snow White In The Courtyard Where She's Dressed Like A Scullery Maid Cleaning The Courtyard As She Sings Our First Song Before She Meets The Prince Who Sings Our Second Song...

And While They're Both Good Songs The Prince And Her Have No Real Chemistry...

I Suppose You Could Say It's Love At First Sight, But Even For That It's Riddiculous...

Also To Tell You The Truth It's Also Kind Of Gross When You Discover That Snow White Is 14 And The Prince Is 34...

And It's Also Boarding On Jailbait Too...

Summoning Her Huntsman, The Queen Orders Him To Take Snow White Far Into The Woods And Kill Her Bringing Her Heart To Her As Proof...

While Reluctant To Do So At First, He Does Take Her Deep In The Flowers Before Attempting To Kill Her. But When He Does He Can't Do It And Begs For Her Forgiveness, Telling Her About The Queen's Intentions Before Telling Her To Run...

Running Through The Forest, Her Fear Manifests Itself In What She Sees Around Her, Eventually Falling To The Ground, Snow Is Comforted By The Forest Animals As She Sings Our Next Song...

And While It's Not A Bad Song, It's Just Not My Favorite Of The Songs In This Movie...

Asking The Animals If They Know A Place Where She Can Stay, The Animals Lead Her To The Cottage Of The Seven Dwarves, Which She Finds Pretty Empty And Pretty Dirty..

Thinking It Could Use Some Cleaning, Her And The Animals Clean It As We Get Our Next Song...

And Seriously Who Hasn't Sung This Song When Cleaning Either Your House Or Your Apartment? God Knows I Have Especially When Doing The Dishes...

Meanwhile, We Meet The Seven Dwarves As They Work In The Mines, While Singing Our Next Song...

And This Is Probably One Of My Favorite Songs Of The Entire Feature, It's A Great Scene And I Absolutely Enjoy It...

After Cleaning The Cottage, Snow White Falls Asleep On The Dwarves Beds, But When The Dwarves See Light Inside The Cottage, They Approach Cautiously Thinking A Monster Is In The Cottage...

Well, I Doubt That It's A Hephalump Or A Woozle...

Eventually Going Upstairs After Searching The Ground Floor, They Discover Snow White Sleeping Only For Her To Wake Up. Befriending All Of Them Except Grumpy, They Allow Her To Stay...

Remembering She Left Soup Downstairs She Rushes To Prepare It While The Dwarves Go Wash Up Which Leads To Our Next Song...

And Like "With A Smile And A Song" It's Okay Song But It's Just Not My Favorite, Hell, With A Smile And A Song Is More Memorable Than This One, If This One Is Remembered For Anything It's Probably For The Comedy In It...

Back At The Queen's Palace, The Queen Asks Her Mirror Who The Fairest One Of All Is Only To Tell Her That It's Still Snow White And That's A Heart Of A Pig In Her Hand...

Furious Over Being Tricked, She Descends To Her Lab In The Dungeon Where She Decides To Do Away With Snow White Herself By Making A Potion To Turn Her Into A Peddler...

(Start At 0:41, End At 2:19)

Afterwards She Plans On Using A Poisoned Apple To Send Snow White Into The Sleeping Death...

Back At The Dwarves House, It's Party Time As We Get Our Next Song...

And While Heigh-Ho Is One Of My Favorite Songs From This Movie, This One Is Definitely My Second Favorite As It Makes Feel Like Dancing Every Single Time...

But Unfortunately We Don't Get A Break As We Go Right Into Our Next Song And Unfortunately It's The One That Bugs Me The Most...

And I Know What You're Saying Right Now, "Duke, How Could You Hate This Song? It's A Great Song" And I Agree That It Is But If You Wanna Know Why It Bugs Me Then Ask My Mom...

Ever Since We Taped Disneyland's 25th Anniversary Special Where Joanne Worley Sang It, She Has Bugged Me With It Whenever It Plays...

And No, I'm Not Posting A Clip Of It As It'll Just Send Me Into A Murderous Rage Like Doug Does For The Nostalgia Critic...

With The Poison Apple Prepared, The Peddler Queen Looks For The Possibility Of A Cure For Sleeping Death Only To Discover That It Can Be Broken By True Love's Kiss, Which She Quickly Dismisses...

Uh, Why Are You Dismissing That?

You Saw A Guy Talking With Snow In The Courtyard, So, Shouldn't You Consider Him As A Possible Candidate To Foil Your Plans? Come On, Queenie, Maleficent Was Smarter Than This...

Leaving The Castle, The Peddler Queen To The Dwarves Cottage On Board A Gondola...

Leaving For The Mines The Next Morning, Snow White Kisses Each One Of Them On The Forehead Before They Go To Work, Though Grumpy Resists...

Arriving At The Cottage After The Dwarves Leave, The Peddler Queen Arrives To The Cottage, Offering Snow White The Poisoned Apple...

But Sensing Danger When They See Vultures, The Animals Attack The Peddler Queen Only For Snow White To Feel Pity For Her And Let Her In...

Rushing To The Mine, The Animals Alert The Dwarves Of The Danger, Realizing What's Happening, They Rush Back To The Cottage...

Persuading Snow White To Take A Bite After Telling Her That It's A Wishing Apple, Snow White Falls Into The Sleeping Death As The Peddler Queen Cackles In Triumph..

(Start At 0:39, End At 2:12)

They Mourn Snow White At A Private Funeral With The Only People In Attendance Being The Animals And Themselves...

And They Lived Creepily Ever After...

This Film Is...Okay...

While For A First Attempt At A Full Length Animated Feature It's Good, Snow And The Prince's Relationship Doesn't Have Any Spark Or Chemistry, The Queen Is Not That Smart Of A Villain Cause If She Was She Would Have Dealt With The Prince Before Going After Snow And I Don't Know That Fact About Snow Being Just 14 Bugs Me But Despite Those Things, I Did Like The Dwarves And The Animation Is Pretty Good So For That I Say See It...

But If You Want A Snow White And Prince Relationship With Actual Chemistry And An Evil Queen Who Is Very Smart Then Watch Once Upon A Time, You Won't Be Disappointed,..

Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...