#can't believe i added this man two seconds ago and i've already RUINED his situationship. i love that for me. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

debtsunpaid · 10 months ago

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i hope you're proud of me billy shakes.

if i put benedick from much ado about nothing on here will i have to officially give up the ghost that this is strictly a hellblazer multimuse. or do i make him Wacky.

#OOC.#FUCK claudio is all i'm saying. realest thing benedick ever did was agree to kill him for dishonoring hero & upsetting beatrice #but benedick is Also a wee bit of a fuckboy himself so i fear they gotta stick together. for the Drama. maybe they'll get better #anyway hero & benedick are hyperpop besties and they thrive. they're also v much west hollywood people (if u know u know)#meanwhile claudio & beatrice have discord gaming nights bc it's easier/safer to communicate when they're not in the room together #hero & claudio also have a very sweet fantasy-themed minecraft server that they have forbidden the other two from joining #bc benedick is a super competitive speedrunner & beatrice tends patiently to her 9348 dogs until the opportunity arrives to ruin his run #and she will always. ALWAYS. take that opportunity when she sees it. and he WILL whine about it for days #beatrice & hero are hockey fiends & LOVE going to games. claudio & benedick get HEATED over stardew valley while they're gone #they all like to read so they Do have a successful semi-civil weekly book club. but claudio has the most Rancid takes #can't believe i added this man two seconds ago and i've already RUINED his situationship. i love that for me.

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