#can you tell i miss being high. bc i do. i want my weed ice cream in my fridge.

[my-insanity-is-irrelevant]

You already knooooooow what's up! all of unusual asks my dude

firstly, i hate you lots of love

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? spotify

is your room messy or clean? messy af

what color are your eyes? green

do you like your name? why? I find it to be boring

what is your relationship status? single af rn

describe your personality in 3 words or less. weird and ambivalent

what color hair do you have? blue but im a natural redish head

what kind of car do you drive? color? baby blue Oldsmobile

where do you shop?  kroger

how would you describe your style? girly punk lesbian trash

favorite social media account? My nsfw tumblr

what size bed do you have? full

any siblings? 3 sisters 2 brothers

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? Northern California bc im a west coast kind of gal and i like the cold and rain

favorite snapchat filter? the one with the glasses and freckles

favorite makeup brand(s)? Nyx

how many times a week do you shower? 4ish

favorite tv show? Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

shoe size? 10 in ladies 

how tall are you? 5′ 6′’

sandals or sneakers? sandals i hate shoes

do you go to the gym? noooooope

describe your dream date. Buy me sushi and lay in bed with me and pretend to watch a movie while we make out

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? 3-4 dollars

what color socks are you wearing? black

how many pillows do you sleep with? 8

do you have a job? what do you do? Im a server at a cute lil restaurant 

how many friends do you have? a max of 10 but im only close to like 3

whats the worst thing you have ever done? didnt text my best friend back on the night of his suicide

whats your favorite candle scent? apple cinnamon 

3 favorite boy names? Nathaniel, Simon, Jace

3 favorite girl names? Daisy, Ella, Calliope 

favorite actor? Jason Momoa

favorite actress? Ellen Page

who is your celebrity crush? Ellen Page

favorite movie? What We Do In The Shadows

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I used to, The Kite Runner

money or brains? money, i got bills to pay

do you have a nickname? what is it? Em, Emma, Dissapointment

how many times have you been to the hospital? ive only been twice for myself but practically lived up there while my mom was sick

top 10 favorite songs. thats too much of a total discussion, which id be happy to have is someone pms me about my music tastes

do you take any medications daily? nope

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) neither?

what is your biggest fear? being totally without anyone to love me

how many kids do you want? none

whats your go to hair style? i just let is dry bc its too short to necessarily style

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) a small farm house

who is your role model? Billie Joe Armstrong

what was the last compliment you received? @lisathecreep called me a godess

what was the last text you sent? I was telling one of My Boys about a cute rat video

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? i dont ever remember believing in him

what is your dream car? a vintage convertible bug, pastel pink

opinion on smoking? cigarettes stink and give you cancer but weed is lit

do you go to college? no

what is your dream job? working with ceramics

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? rural

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? no bc im picky about my shampoo and conditioner so i wont use them

do you have freckles? toooons

do you smile for pictures? occasionally

how many pictures do you have on your phone? a few hundred

have you ever peed in the woods? yes

do you still watch cartoons? yes

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? mcdonalds

Favorite dipping sauce? bbq

what do you wear to bed? panties and a large shirt, if that

have you ever won a spelling bee? no im shit at spelling

what are your hobbies? sleeping

can you draw? sometimes, if the stars are aligned

do you play an instrument? no

what was the last concert you saw? Never Shout Never at warped tour

tea or coffee? tea

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? dunkin donuts

do you want to get married? no but i want a wedding

what is your crush’s first and last initial? no clue

are you going to change your last name when you get married? no

what color looks best on you? green

do you miss anyone right now? yes, my ex cause im pathetic

do you sleep with your door open or closed? closed

do you believe in ghosts? yes 

what is your biggest pet peeve? people correcting harmless mistakes like theyre a big deal

last person you called` My Boy Eli

favorite ice cream flavor? chocolate

regular oreos or golden oreos? regular

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? niether

what shirt are you wearing? a pink velvet crop top

what is your phone background? a painting of flowers

are you outgoing or shy? both, it just depends on the atmosphere

do you like it when people play with your hair? i absolutly love it

do you like your neighbors? i dont have any

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? at night 

have you ever been high? i am right now

have you ever been drunk? yes

last thing you ate? pizza

favorite lyrics right now? well im drunk again and youre guilty like youre  irish catholic

summer or winter? winter

day or night? night

dark, milk, or white chocolate? white

favorite month? october

what is your zodiac sign? libra

who was the last person you cried in front of? my ex

[thequeerexpoditionist-blog]

1-150 my dude

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? My friend who was being hit on so I had to pretend to be her lesbian lover2. Are you outgoing or shy? A lil bit of both3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? A person that I enjoy being around 4. Are you easy to get along with? I think so5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Yeah I think so6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Idk I base it off of their energy 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? I hope so but who knows I take it a day at a time 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Nobody 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Nah10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Alex11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? "Oml"12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? playboy shit, Silence, Stone, Don't You Know, Karma Police13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Yeah14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Yeah15. What good thing happened this summer? Pride 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? No it was dumb17. Do you think there is life on other planets? I'm sure there is like we can't be the only ones18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No19. Do you like bubble baths? Sometimes 20. Do you like your neighbors? Yeah21. What are you bad habits? Oh I have a bunch22. Where would you like to travel? Everywhere dude23. Do you have trust issues? Ye24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Sleep boi25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? Yes26. What do you do when you wake up? Take my meds27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Neither 28. Who are you most comfortable around? My friends29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Yeah30. Do you ever want to get married? Maybe31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? Nope32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Idk man 33. Spell your name with your chin. Fav th34. Do you play sports? What sports? No35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Tv fo sho I love music too much36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yeah37. What do you say during awkward silences? Random words38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Ahsvsh39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Goodwill & target are the top two40. What do you want to do after high school? Go to college 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? People who prove they do should, but certain people don't 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? I'm sad, confused, mad, or deep in thought 43. Do you smile at strangers? Yeah44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Both gives me anxiety to think about 😂45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? I have things to take care of (my animals)46. What are you paranoid about? Everything 47. Have you ever been high? Hello yes48. Have you ever been drunk? Yeah49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? No I don't think so50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black51. Ever wished you were someone else? Nah52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? Yes53. Favourite makeup brand? Not really any54. Favourite store? Goodwill 55. Favourite blog? The person who asked this question ayooo56. Favourite colour? Forest green57. Favourite food? Idk all of it58. Last thing you ate? Pineapple59. First thing you ate this morning? Eggos60. Ever won a competition? For what? Yes forever ago in elementary for track and field 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? Yes bc of weed brownies kms62. Been arrested? For what? No63. Ever been in love? Yes64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? Under a blanket in my room with a girl from downstairs when I was 8/965. Are you hungry right now? Not really 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? I love them all the same67. Facebook or Twitter? Twitter has more tea68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now? No70. Names of your bestfriends? Liz71. Craving something? What? Love & attention duh72. What colour are your towels? White72. How many pillows do you sleep with? A lot73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Like 5 or 675. Favourite animal? Lion76. What colour is your underwear? Blue77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Rocky road79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Black80. What colour pants? Blue star wars pajama pants lmao81. Favourite tv show? Supernatural 82. Favourite movie? Atm it's rhps83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean girls tf84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Man I love both85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? The dumb one 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? The starfish 87. First person you talked to today? Alex 88. Last person you talked to today? So far, alex89. Name a person you hate? Sndbsbs90. Name a person you love? My sister91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? No92. In a fight with someone? No93. How many sweatpants do you have? 3 I think94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? A bunch95. Last movie you watched? The Way He Looks96. Favourite actress? Cara Delevingne 97. Favourite actor? Idk Jensen I guess98. Do you tan a lot? Not really 99. Have any pets? A bunch100. How are you feeling? Moderate 101. Do you type fast? Kinda 102. Do you regret anything from your past? Yeah103. Can you spell well? Sure104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Yeah105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yepp106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Probably 107. Have you ever been on a horse? Ye108. What should you be doing? Nothing really 109. Is something irritating you right now? Sorta110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Ye111. Do you have trust issues? Yes112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My grandma 113. What was your childhood nickname? I didn't really have one114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yes115. Do you play the Wii? Used to116. Are you listening to music right now? Yepp117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Yeah 118. Do you like Chinese food? Yess119. Favourite book? Dark parties 120. Are you afraid of the dark? Not really 121. Are you mean? Nah only if someone pushes me to that point122. Is cheating ever okay? Nope123. Can you keep white shoes clean? If I try hard enough 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Eh125. Do you believe in true love? Yeah 126. Are you currently bored? Sorta127. What makes you happy? Many things128. Would you change your name? No129. What your zodiac sign? Virgo130. Do you like subway? No131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Yikes gotta blast132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? I answered this133. Favourite lyrics right now? The lyrics to Stone by Jaymes Young134. Can you count to one million? Ugh too many numbers 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? That I'm attractive hA dumb bitch no ones gonna believe that bs136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? I haVe nO dOoR137. How tall are you? 5'8138. Curly or Straight hair? Wavy ish139. Brunette or Blonde? Either 140. Summer or Winter? Winter 141. Night or Day? Evening 142. Favourite month? October 143. Are you a vegetarian? No 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Dark145. Tea or Coffee? Tea146. Was today a good day? Eh 147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers 148. What’s your favourite quote? Idk149. Do you believe in ghosts? Ye150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? "Any life was better than death, wasn't it?"

[ohmymegido]

CHROME DIED ON ME WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS SO I HAD TO DO IT LIKE 2 TIMES take this you heathens [ post ]

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

my cat, bless his heart

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

two years ago i would have said shy but now i think im more In Between

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

@shanakin and @lizziebobizzy tomorrow !! also college friends :0

4. Are you easy to get along with?

i hope so

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

yyyyyye s i guess so

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

nice people who make me laugh i guess

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

i hope so, if not that means something bad happened

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

my CAT i love him

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

depends on the person, but most of the time not really

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

ffn

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“are you gonna do it“ @blueshyft

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

apparently my recent thing is Ladies with Airy Voices so here’s some of those:

Miss You by Gabrielle Aplin, Night Bus by Gabrielle Aplin, Lone Digger by Caravan Palace, Green Light by Lorde, Fine by Tayler Buono

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

you gotta be v close to me to get hair playing privileges 

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

the word miracles triggers me

15. What good thing happened this summer?

i saw my cat and i pet him a lot

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

yee

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

definitely

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

i threw out the bottle when i was done so no not really

19. Do you like bubble baths?

when i was a kid i really liked them !

20. Do you like your neighbors?

i dont know them much but they seem nice

21. What are you bad habits?

i pick my cuticles like a Motherfucker :’0 it’s really bad tbh but it was Even Worse before

22. Where would you like to travel?

japan bc im a weab

23. Do you have trust issues?

express trust to everyone but trust no one

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

laying on my bed like a bum

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

my nose maybe?

26. What do you do when you wake up?

fall back asleep and have ragrets 2 hours later

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

this is a Problematic Question (and no, my skin is fine the way it is ty)

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

my cat i love him

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

that implies i have an ex in the first place

30. Do you ever want to get married?

yeah, probably

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

yee but it needs a trim tbh :/

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

none, i dont really want to bang any celebrities

33. Spell your name with your chin.

saragh

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

volleyball and fencing !! except not that much anymore bc college kills sports rip

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

TV

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

does platonic liking count bc if not then no not really

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

AWKWARD SILENCES ARE only awkward if you Make it awkward (if you’re the kind of person who points out an awkward silence i hate you and you need to go shut the fuck up)

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

isnt this the same thing as What are you attracted to

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

do bakeries count bc i Love Bread

40. What do you want to do after high school?

college

well Whaddya know

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

..maybe

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

im sleeping, busy, or im ignoring you

43. Do you smile at strangers?

i try :’0

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

if i definitely wont be harmed while im there: ocean

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

social obligation and fear of judgement

46. What are you paranoid about?

that people are watching me ;;;

47. Have you ever been high?

i had a Weed Brownie once and it did nothing except taste bad so. no

48. Have you ever been drunk?

yes and i intend to be so again

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

i feel like this is counterintuitive bc dont i not want people to find out in the first place ??

50. What was the color of the last hoodie you wore?

im changing all these european (aka Wrong) spellings into American ones jsyk

also black

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

not really

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

i should probably worry less

53. Favorite makeup brand?

i like Stilla eyeliner :0

54. Favorite store?

hummm maybe Muji, it’s a nice place to kill time

55. Favorite blog?

MINE jk i gotta boost BNF @anonymousalchemist her blog is (y)

56. Favorite color?

Red or Green

57. Favorite food? 

recently it’s been Eggs

58. Last thing you ate?

ok chrome has crashed on me like 5 times since i tried to answer this specific question i think it’s cursed

also this chinese egg pancake thing

59. First thing you ate this morning?

the chinese egg pancake thing mentioned before

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

maybe, idk ive lived a long life

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

nop

62. Been arrested? For what?

lol no

63. Ever been in love? 

i Guess So

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

it’s not very exciting you should read @anonymousalchemist‘s though it’s really good

65. Are you hungry right now?

yes :(( 

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

they’re mostly the Same so i guess the answer is no

67. Facebook or Twitter?

FB

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now?

lol no

70. Names of your bestfriends? 

FFN gang ;0 plus some others but no irl names for now

71. Craving something? What?

im still in wisdom teeth recovery so it would be nice to be able to eat food without getting everything Stuck in my stitches :/

72. What color are your towels?

white and beige

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

one, but there’s 3 total on my bed

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

yes ! a small stuffed cat i’ve had since 3rd grade and a little wolf

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

in total ? too many

75. Favorite animal?

cats i guess

76. What color is your underwear?

black

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

chocolate

78. Favorite ice cream flavor?

Brownie a la Mode, or anything along those lines

79. What color shirt are you wearing?

Red and black!

80. What color pants?

black shorts

81. Favorite tv show?

what’s a tv

82. Favorite movie?

Princess Bride

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

ok i finally watched mean girls for the first time this year and it was like. ok i guess. i havent watched the second so i guess Mean Girls

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean Girls bc i have not watched 21JS

85. Favorite character from Mean Girls?

no one god why does everyone have such an obsession over this movie

86. Favorite character from Finding Nemo?

the ray who teaches the school

87. First person you talked to today?

my dad

88. Last person you talked to today?

my mom

89. Name a person you hate?

no one

90. Name a person you love?

MY CAT

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

no not really

92. In a fight with someone?

nope

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

like 1 for exercising maybe (i used to own like 6 when i was in middle school and wore them every day)

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

Too Many (see: my entire wardrobe)

95. Last movie you watched?

Lego Batman!

96. Favorite actress?

dont have one

97. Favorite actor?

nope

98. Do you tan a lot?

i tan easily i guess but ive never stepped foot in a tanning salon in my life

99. Have any pets?

CAT plus some fish

100. How are you feeling?

pretty alright

101. Do you type fast?

pretty fast

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

103. Can you spell well?

W - E - L - L

this is easy next question

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

yeah, a bit i guess

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

yyyes ? no. maybe. what’s the definition of a bonfire party?

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

if i have, then they didnt tell me

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

yeah, a few times

108. What should you be doing?

GETTING ready to go to a family friend party but instead im here on tumbl dot com answering a 150 long ask meme

109. Is something irritating you right now?

my glasses are a little smudged

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

i think so yeah

111. Do you have trust issues?

please see #23

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

does my cat count

113. What was your childhood nickname?

I NEVER HAD ONE sarah honestly has No Nickname Abilities i never got a nickname until i was like a junior in highschool and people called me swang on the fencing team. that was nice i was so happy tbh pls call me swang

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

yee

115. Do you play the Wii?

yes but not as much as when i was younger. im ready for our switch overlords to take over though

116. Are you listening to music right now?

nope

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

it’s ok, a good staple

118. Do you like Chinese food?

yes definitely

119. Favorite book?

i dont really have one...

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

im afraid of the unknown and when it’s dark everything becomes unknown

121. Are you mean?

sometimes, but i try not to be

122. Is cheating ever okay?

first instinct: no

but i guess there’s Always Exceptions blah blah blah

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

god no, i dont even buy white shirts bc i dont think they’ll stay clean

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

i believe in immediate attraction and then being lucky that your personalities are also compatible

125. Do you believe in true love?

relationships are built on the foundations of trust, respect, and care for each other

126. Are you currently bored?

a little but this is keeping me busy

127. What makes you happy?

nice looking things

128. Would you change your name?

i dont think so

129. What your zodiac sign?

Capricorn

130. Do you like subway?

honestly everyone shits on subway so much... im sorry....... i like subway.....

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

there’s too many unknown parameters in this for me to give a concrete answer

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

this is literally the same question as the one 122 questions ago

133. Favorite lyrics right now?

too hard to think of a specific one

134. Can you count to one million?

In Theory I Guess I Could

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

“i went to bed at 1am last night”

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

OPEN bc my cat needs to be able to get in

137. How tall are you?

5′ 8″, give or take 

138. Curly or Straight hair?

does frizzy wave count

139. Brunette or Blonde?

neither

140. Summer or Winter?

both ??

141. Night or Day?

night i guess

142. Favorite month?

January ;0

143. Are you a vegetarian?

nope but if i had to i could

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

milk

145. Tea or Coffee?

tea, coffee is icky

146. Was today a good day?

i barely did anything but yeah i guess so

147. Mars or Snickers?

neither, but i guess Snickers bc i dont know what’s in a Mars Bar

148. What’s your favorite quote?

“same” - me, constantly

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

i think they’re there but they either cant really do much or they cant be bothered messing with us

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via catscuddlingandyou)

An abridged dictionary is one that has been shortened to keep it from crushing desks and people’s laps.

tanks princeton review Word SMART 5th edition

WOW OK IM DONE THANKS FOR READING GOODBYE

if you love reading ask hells go check out @anonymousalchemist and @shanakin‘s responses as well

[vcndcrbilts-blog]

hello !! i’m katie and i’ve been trying to find a home for my baby warren (wren !!) and i think i’ve found it here !! i’m v excited for this, so under the cut is a little about wren and some wanted connections !!

*:･ﾟ✧ ( louis tomlinson & he/him/his. ) - have you met ( warren vanderbilt )? the ( twenty two ) year old that gossip girl usually calls the ( opulent ). i heard they’re usually ( superficial and reserved ), but after a few drinks, i guess they can be ( alluring and easy going ). they’re desperate that gossip girl doesn’t find out about ( his girlfriend is a coverup for his sexuality ), though that’s just the tip of the iceberg around here. ( katie, 20, cst, she/her/hers. )

( if you go thru the accepted tag and see his Big Secret, pls pretend like you didn’t.... i’m tired ok) THIS IS LONG BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO NOT TALK FOREVER SO..... hi

ANYWAY SO wren wren wren his full name is warren ezra vanderbilt and he is Smol but he won’t admit it and he won’t let any of u know ! except he doesn’t have to say anything. he just exists that way

he comes from a very very very wealthy background

his father owns an architecture business that started in london england, but they moved to brooklyn, new york when he was 6 (his mum was from london) and his dad’s business transferred with them so he has businesses across the US and back in london tht he oversees

warren works for him as a social media representative (i.e. he posts pictures of the houses and buildings and gets promotion and he does some of the marketing as well)

he has 2 siblings, one older than him and one younger (and i’d name them but i’m gonna submit a WC so,,,)

fun fact that everyone in his family knows about but no one says anything about: his youngest sisters is from his father’s affair

they got away with it by saying the family had to travel back to london for a year (i.e. wren & his older sister were forced to do online school while they hid away in london with his mum, dad, and dad’s mistress so they could pretend it was mum’s baby) they paid the woman a lot a lot a lot of money to keep her mouth shut and the family adopted the youngest sister and they just don’t speak to the other lady anymore

he is VERY very very closeted like, he has a fake girlfriend to try to convince his parents he’s not straight. they’ve questioned him before and threatened him with therapy (his dad, not so much his mum) so he just..... keeps it a secret

the girlfriend knows it’s a coverup (maybe he’s a coverup for her, too ??)

he’s had secret boyfriends of course and his closest friends know but he is very very afraid to tell ppl in fear of it getting back to his dad

he was obviously..... very well off ?? with his dad being a business man so he never missed out on extracurriculars or anything like he played football and piano and he is actually going to colelge (fully paid for) for public relations and a minor in music and literature

HE LIKES TO PARTY but on the downlow like won’t get smashed in public all the time but likes to go have fun and definitely gets high and wasted in his apartment

and.... he’s a sweet baby and he’s very very....... Smol.... Little Spoon..

BUT HE IS SUPER SUPER..... like he doesn’t talk abt himself unless you’re close with him bcuz he doesn’t want ppl to find out abt his sexuality bcuz the more ppl who know the better of a chance his dad will find out. so he’s v v v reserved and if ur really really close with him, then ur probably really really special too

HERE ARE SOME WANTED CONNECTIONS !!

F R I E N D S H I P ;

BEST FRIENDS –– obviously he can have more than one best friend so these are probably the people who know about his sexuality. they probably hang out all the time and they’re just like..... best friends you know how that goes he tells them everything and he’s been in NY for 16 years so.... lifelong friends can be a thing too delilah

HIS PERSON –– his Best Best Best friend. like they’re basically married and they love each other so much and they’ve been through it all together. they know everything about him and maybe even know that his sister is from an affair ?? like he trusts this person with his whole heart stella st. james

EX BEST FRIENDS –– we could figure out why they’re not friends anymore but maybe they both knew everything about each other and so they like.... trust that the other person won’t tell their secrets and maybe like we can have them become friends again or not i dont mind angst is fun aurora garnier

ENEMIES TO FRIENDS –– ppl who just absolutely hated each other so much that it was almost hysterical and are now really good friends and make fun of how much they hated each other

PARTYING PAL –– wren likes 2 get fucked up lowkey esp at his house so like.... this can be anyone

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS –– u know what this is. this also has to be a male identifying person bc.... well. this is also going under romantic

R O M A N T I C ;

SECRET BOYFRIEND / CRUSH –– ee !! cute boys sneaking around kissing and doing nice things for each other and everyone just thinks they’re best friends but really they like 2 kiss each other’s faces. i don’t like to really plot out established relationships but like..... i would do it for this and we could always start at them being Fond and not being together that way 2 make sure there’s even Chemistry

COVERUP GIRLFRIEND –– OOO SURPRISE SHE’S GAY TOO !! maybe. that’s up to u or she just needs publicity from his rich ass family either way they’re prob friends and they’re not bitter or anything toward each other they really like each other as ppl but it sucks because they don’t really like the situation but at least they like the other person ??

EX BOYFRIEND –– UM ANGST IDK THAT’S ALL i just like angst and sad stuff and like drunk calling each other and... ya

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS –– u know what this is. this also has to be a male identifying person bc.... well. this is also going under romantic

HOOKUP –– same thing as fwb except maybe it was just once and not all the time ?? phillip nelson

O T H E R ;

STUDY PARTNERS –– he goes 2 school and is at school a lot so maybe they get lunch and study and have a class or 2 together

ROOMMATES !!!! –– they probably need 2 be ok with drinking and weed but like... other than that wren is chill. he has friends and his siblings over a lot and probably hookups too but he’s clean and he cooks and he will play you piano and bring you home ice cream on bad days

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@fade-steppin I can't believe you caught me Unusual Asks Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Spotify. Premium bitches is your room messy or clean? Messy. If it's clean, something is very wrong. what color are your eyes? Blue!! They're the best part about me do you like your name? why? I hate my birth name, but I adore my chosen name, Maison what is your relationship status? I'm dating a beautiful genderfluid person and I'm in love describe your personality in 3 words or less: hyperfixiating on fandom what color hair do you have? Right now it's kinda blonde with a green tint because of blue hair dye that wasn't ready to leave what kind of car do you drive? color? I actually just sold my car because it wasn't running, but it was a blue Ford Tarus where do you shop? Walmart, Target, Forever 21, Hot Topic. & anywhere my mom drags me how would you describe your style? flower child hobo favorite social media account: twitter, I have to say what size bed do you have? Uhhhh I'm not sure? It's not huge but it's bigger than a twin size any siblings? unfortunately,,,, i have two younger brothers if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? Somewhere rural, with lots of space and lots of cats favorite snapchat filter? I love the dog filter. I don't care if it's the ho filter favorite makeup brand(s): none applicable how many times a week do you shower? 4 or 5, more if I'm sad favorite tv show? right now probably losh shoe size? 7 mens I think? USA sizing? how tall are you? 5'4" sandals or sneakers? Sneakers!!! I have to wear socks do you go to the gym? hahaha I don't even go to the Pokemon gyms anymore describe your dream date: We go out to dinner, probably Steak and Shake. After dinner, we go to the park. It's a bit chilly, but not too cold. We sit on the grass in the dark and spend hours talking. After that, we go home and fall asleep together, cuddling and still talking about life. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? $6 and a ton of pennies what color socks are you wearing? Light blue with little snowmen how many pillows do you sleep with? One, but it's very flat and I need a new one do you have a job? what do you do? Yes! I work after school care at a grade school how many friends do you have? Lots, but only about 8-10 are people I hang out with on the regular whats the worst thing you have ever done? I made Nessa answer all 100 questions and she got me back whats your favorite candle scent? Mountain Lodge Yankee Candle 3 favorite boy names: Archer, Grayson, Lyle 3 favorite girl names: Nora, Zoe, Grace favorite actor? Can I say @wilwheaton and not have it be weird? Good. favorite actress? Can I say Auli'i Cravalho? Because she's rad who is your celebrity crush? @markiplier I'm sorry I'm a ho favorite movie? 101 Dalmatians do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I used to read lots!!! Currently it's The Raven King by Maggie Stiefvater money or brains? Money, probably do you have a nickname? what is it? Abbles, Mais/Mace, Mai. Or Rose how many times have you been to the hospital? Like 3 top 10 favorite songs; Rock n Roll Thugs- Icon for Hire American Boy- Estelle (feat Kanye West) What You Own- RENT Kids Again- Artist vs Poet Halo- Starset This Too Shall Pass- Danny Schmidt Pretty Little Head- Eliza Rickman Thunder- Boys Like Girls Vanilla Twilight- Owl City I Really Like You- Carly Rae Jepsen I also have a public Spotify playlist if any of y'all are actually interested in my music tbh do you take any medications daily? Yeah, but just my bc what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc): I'll go with oily what is your biggest fear? Being forgotten how many kids do you want? The dream is four, but there's some stuff going on that might mean less whats your go to hair style? Chop It Off what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc): it's average sized who is your role model? I don't really have just one, I look up to Finknor from wtnv tho what was the last compliment you received? Something about how great I am, from a coworker what was the last text you sent? "I love you" to my partner how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? Like 13 or 14 lol what is your dream car? A white VW bug with black Dalmatian spots opinion on smoking? No to tobacco, u do u on weed do you go to college? I dropped out after last semester but might go back what is your dream job? Professional Hermit. Also, bigwig book series author would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? Rural do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? Duh. Not more than they give me do you have freckles? When I actually go outside, the answer is apparently yes do you smile for pictures? Yes. I cheese it hard. how many pictures do you have on your phone? 155 have you ever peed in the woods? Yes do you still watch cartoons? Yes!! do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? I haven't tried them from Wendy's yet Favorite dipping sauce? Ranch and bbq what do you wear to bed? Sweats/yoga pants and a t-shirt have you ever won a spelling bee? Nope what are your hobbies? Singing, reading, writing, disassociating can you draw? Yes do you play an instrument? Slight piano what was the last concert you saw? WinterJam lol tea or coffee? No Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Starbucks, for their cake pops do you want to get married? I do, I have wedding fever right now what is your crush’s first and last initial? E.R. and M.F. are you going to change your last name when you get married? Probably. what color looks best on you? Red. do you miss anyone right now? Yes, my partner!!! do you sleep with your door open or closed? Cloooooosed do you believe in ghosts? I do what is your biggest pet peeve? When people don't use their turn signal last person you called: my mom, to tell her my brother is a dumbass favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate chip cookie dough, or just chocolate regular oreos or golden oreos? Regular chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Rainbow! what shirt are you wearing? A Madrigals concert shirt what is your phone background? A TAZ art are you outgoing or shy? Shy with extrovert tendencies do you like it when people play with your hair? YES I DO do you like your neighbors? Yes I do do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? Nope lol have you ever been high? No have you ever been drunk? No last thing you ate? Pizza roll bosco sticks favorite lyrics right now: We're all so fake happy, and I know fake happy summer or winter? Winter day or night? Night dark, milk, or white chocolate? Dark! favorite month? October what is your zodiac sign: Gemini who was the last person you cried in front of? Jupiter

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i was just thinking about cophine getting high together & then imagined modern day clexa doing the same & omg a whole headcanon is now exploding out my brain. so here’s this not-a-fic.

so clarke would have tried weed in hs & she would get high once in a while, but she was a good student & pretty popular so her parents never really saw any change. & one time jake catches her coming in late & he can totally tell she’s high & he’s just like “we’ll talk in the morning.” when he does, he doesn’t tell abby but just tells clarke not to drive high & recommends against smoking bc lungs are important. & he ends it with “i trust you kiddo. you can make your own decisions. im proud of you for being you.” bc he’s jake & he loves her so much (& also thinks marijuana should be legal & regulated).

so clarke is at university (i normally imagine them at UMD just bc Polis & TonDC are Maryland/DC references) & she’s roommates with raven, & the two of them like going to the roof of one of the campus science buildings & smoking bc sometimes the professors leave telescopes on the roof for labs. raven gets medicinal marijuana & explained that her parents knew she already smoked so they wanted her to do it legally & “the leg thing just helped expedite the process.” so they smoke pretty regularly. (eventually raven tells clarke that she was in an accident when she was with her boyfriend, finn, on his motorcycle.)

clarke meets octavia in her math class & they both hate it but numbers come easier for clarke than O so clarke essentially carries O through that class despite paying zero attention in class. O is on the track team, so she doesn’t smoke but hangs out with clarke & raven on the roof.

lexa is a sophomore but really ahead & could easily graduate early. but she’s double majoring in political science & psychology with a minor in world literature. clarke has dyslexia & while she does know various strategies to read & study well, she devotes most her energy toward her pre-med materials. that unfortunately affects the quality of her weekly papers for her english lit gen ed class. so she goes to the writing center where of course lexa works.

& clarke is pretty intimidated bc lexa is dressed for the career fair the first time she meets her & just looks like she has all her shit together. when lexa asks her what she should focus on for critiques, clarke just says “everything.” & lexa does that small smile & clarke is just like “wHAT IS THIS FEELING????”

even though lexa rips her paper apart it was fine bc clarke could watch her hands move across paper all day. one day clarke asks if she wants to go to the food court since lexa gets out at the same time. so they do & they end up talking & clarke ends up confessing she has dyslexia & lexa encourages her to go to the student disability services office so a formal letter could be sent to the professor, but clarke says how it shouldn’t be an excuse. & lexa is like super serious & respects clarke’s choice but also says, “it’s not an excuse if you do go. it’s about being honest with yourself & the professor. you’re fully capable of doing great work, & dyslexia isn’t a reflection of your intelligence, but just letting your professor know may help form a more effective curriculum.” they exchange numbers & the next day, clarke sends her a thank you text bc she went to student services & her lit professor’s office hours & they decided on bi-weekly 3pg papers instead of the weekly 2 pg papers.

then clarke eventually asks her out as they leave the writing center one night & lexa has to ask, “like a date?” & clarke mildly panics but lexa explains “i have a girlfriend.” costia, who is this really wonderful art history major & photographer back home in PA & attending Penn State, who she met through a summer internship before lexa’s first year in university. but lexa thinks they’d make good friends & clarke refuses to be a douche who broods in the “friend zone.”

lexa doesn’t go to parties, but she drinks occasionally. so clarke invites her to the roof with O & Raven & they end up drinking two giant bottles of cheap wine. when lexa admits she’s never smoked weed, it becomes raven’s mission to get lexa high, mostly bc lexa is so serious & she wants to see what she would happen. but lexa passes on the weed & is grateful bc clarke smoked & got the spins & puked off the side of the roof.

another time, raven gets a few edibles & splits them with her friends so she, O & Lincoln (OT/PT major, junior, also on track) are playing frisbee on the quad while super high & clarke is drawing & sitting bc physical exertion is so not her style, esp when stoned. & lexa gets out of class & sees clarke so she joins her. & when clarke looks up & sees lexa approaching, she gets the biggest cheesiest smile bc it’s lexa & its one of the few remaining warm days of fall so she’s in a knee-length dress & just looks stunning. she sits down & lifts up clarke’s sunglasses & laughs & asks “how high are you rn?” clarke just giggles–something she only does high–& replies “very.” & lexa just grins & pokes clarke’s cheek & says “i can tell bc your dimples. you have them the entire time bc you can’t stop smiling.” & clarke just replies “or maybe i’m just happy to see you.” & then O appears with her arms full of snacks & clarke is like “good call, O” & O is like “tf are you talking about???? this is mine.” but raven & lincoln brought munchies for clarke.

then when it’s just the two of them, lexa asks what it feels like being high. clarke’s still stoned so it’s hard but says “you can’t really know the feeling without getting high….. your stream of consciousness goes on every tangent. your thoughts take the scenic route… also your internal voice becomes really apparent, but it’s not critical or anything. things feel easy.” & lexa just concludes “you’re an anti-anti-drug ad.”

so lexa tells clarke one day she wants to try weed so clarke’s super excited & wants lexa to be comfortable & they go to the roof, just the two of them & smoke & lexa quickly learns smoking hurts her throat & lungs a lot but clarke packed ice water which helps. when clarke can tell lexa is stoned, she laughs bc her eyes are glossy & just beautiful & that small smile of hers doesn’t leave her lips. but she reassures lexa that she looks fine & isn’t obviously high.

they lie on a blanket & lexa asks clarke to hold her hand bc she feels strange & clarke just smiles & takes her hand & gives it a little squeeze. but they end up talking & laughing bc of some stupid story clarke told & even though clarke’s heard lexa’s laugh, she loves the sound of it in that moment. & she’s jus like “wow. im so in love with her” inside of course.

that night gets lexa into trouble with costia bc long distance is dumb & costia can tell lexa is falling for clarke. they break up before the second semester so lexa throws herself into work but clarke is persistent about making lexa interact with ppl outside of academics & they end up smoking on the quad one night & lexa is p sure she could kiss clarke but she knows she should tell her how she feels first & not kiss her & have clarke assume it was just bc they were high. but they hold hands even though lexa feels fine.

so they both end up super busy bc midterms but they study together in the library. clarke has a nervous habit of tapping her pen & the sound makes lexa anxious, so one day she puts her hand on top of clarke’s tapping hands & clarke apologizes but lexa removes her hand then takes clarke’s right & runs her thumb along the back. it ends up being the kind of sensory stuff the both of them needed & becomes habit.

both of them finish their midterms the same day so they hang out to celebrate which basically turns into them taking a nap in clarke’s bed & raven taking a million ways photos & taking bets from O & lincoln about how long it would take them.

but something about missing clarke on spring break spurred lexa into action so their first day back at school, they’re two of the first back on campus so they go the roof but don’t have weed & as clarke is rambling about something lexa just hugs her & clarke laughs & asks “what’s this about?” & lexa says “i missed you.” & clarke smiles & says “me too.” & then lexa kisses her & it’s grossly cute & clarke kind of sighs as they hold each other after. & blah blah they’re in love & just the grossest.

but what originally spurred this whole thing on was just me thinking “i bet lexa would get horny when high” so my brain is essentially the tag “porn with feelings.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

anyway. i’ve got shit to do i guess but thought i’d share.

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Yeah, I definitely get why you chose Hange ^^ I just thought Zeke would make a much more terrifying villain. Like, you think he’d stop at antique photos? Hell no. He’d steal everyone’s antique items and stash them in his bedroom.

Then he’d steal an antique broom holder from Levi and get completely wrecked.

Lafayette’s son was named George Washington de La Fayette :) and Lafayette and Washington were really close. I don’t remember the exact quote but apparently Washington once said something along the lines of “Treat him as if he were my own son” about Lafayette.

But on the topic of Washington and father-son relationships…

I was reading Ham’s biography and apparently Hamilton and Washington weren’t really that close. Washington definitely trusted Hamilton and recognized how skilled he was, while Hamilton held Washington in high regard, but their relationship was based more on mutual respect and admiration than on any realy emotional bond. There was also the fact that Hamilton’s personality made him restless as a follower working under someone else, even if that someone else was Washington.

I got too used to their bond in the musical ;-; history has no right to have its eyes on me when it’s disappointing me so badly (but wait Evans who said history had its eyes on you in the first place you’re a loser remember)

I imagine Furuta as Jake and Urie as the MC. Urie’s expressions would be perfect.

Btw, I was playing around on Youtube and found some Yuri on Ice AMVs- one of Burn, with Yuuri as Eliza and Viktor as Alex, and one of Congratulations with Yurio as Angelica (Yurio’s expressions fit surprisingly well with the song). Plus a whole bunch of Hamilton-YoI crack videos.

That sounds terrifying (I’m only half joking here). I hope you’ll be ok! *hugs*

I HATH RISSEN FROM THE DEAD! 

True, Zeke would just steal everything from people’s houses. He’d be that person who’d never get invited to parties, since everyone would be afraid of stuff going missing.  He’d probably sneak in and steal everything, just because they didn’t invite him.

Levi would kick his ass for it. One does not simply steal from Levi. Especially if it’s something antique and related to cleaning. 

Aww, that’s so adorable! New brotp activate! Washington jr. must’ve been an adorable kid! Well, Washington senior was probably an adorable kid as well, before he became Washingdad. Also Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette This is what I got after going to wikipedia for Lafayette.

 That’s kinda sad… I mean, the musical made me think of them as quite close.  Also, I just read through the wikipedia about Hamilton basically betraying Lafayette and I’m more or less like this right now:

Hamilton was an asshole. 

Urie would be done with Furuta on so many levels. I wouldn’t be surprised if he jumped out of the window at that point. 

Do you have links? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I had 2 dreams related to Hamilton this week! And in both of them, my first reaction was ‘can’t wait to tell Evans about this!’.

In the first one, there were a few people (Not the original cast, just some random people) on one of Zagreb’s squares performing Hamilton and they were pretty good! It was only Act 1 and It’s Quiet Uptown, and I missed my bus because I stayed and watched them hahah But I wasn’t upset, since Hamilton>Being home on time.  For some reason, my history teacher was there and he was like ‘yes, this is a good opportunity to learn, you better pay attention, Luna’ and my reaction was ‘bitch, I know 80% of the lyrics to this, wtf’

And in the second one, my school decided to make a Ham musical, with different cast for every song and I was Ham for ‘Meet me inside’ with one of my friends as Washingdad. My role was mostly sitting there, pouting with my arms crossed and going ‘don’t call me son’, but I think I switched it for ‘you’re not my dad’ at one point… But I do know that I though ‘hey, I should have someone film this, so I can show it to Evans’, bc I was so proud to be cast as our favourite asshole. 

Also, holy shit this week. I hope you don’t mind, but I’m gonna rant here a bit (a lot), since I wanna vent.

Right, so my biggest problem was yesterday night/this morning.  But the girl I ‘got’ wasn’t the nicest either, since we usually had to go home a bit earlier than everyone else (my mom’s very strict with curfews) and she badmouthed me to everyone for it, even though I told her nicely ‘hey, I’m sorry, but we can’t stay later than 22:30′. 

Yesterday, though, we went out to a club, since it was the last night and it was chaotic (Good, but chaotic). First, we almost didn’t even manage to get the Dutch kids in the club, since they look more 13 than 16. But we managed, since  we convinced the bartender that all the Croatian kids are over 18. I had to pretend to be Dutch since I definitely don’t look near 18, even though I’m turning 17 in 18 days ;-; Then, we found out that one guy brought weed with him, so some people decided it’s be a good idea to go smoke it! But not only did they get stoned, they also got wasted, because one of the girls is 18, so she bought them really strong drinks.  Somehow, I’m the only person out of the 20 of us who doesn’t drink (a I’m underage, b I don’t like how alcohol tastes), so everyone decided that Luna would be responsible that night. And I’m like ‘sure’, because I knew that most Croatian people would get tipsy, but not really drunk. However, I’m the only one who could truly be considered sober. Since I usually don’t go to clubs (this was actually my first time, hooray!), it was all really awkward for me, and I sat in the corner most of the night and drank my cola.  And at one point, around 1:30am, a guy came up to me and started hitting on me. Now that I think about it, I’m kinda flattered, but at that point, I was grumpy and I wanted to sleep, so I just turned to him (with the biggest resting bitch face, might I add) and went ‘fuck off’. I’ve never seen anyone look so offended in my life. I’m aware of how rude it was, and I kinda feel embarrassed about it now ;-; But the whole point of the thing is that I felt like I was on the party from ‘The One Thing…’, since we had 11 people who were absolutely wasted and I feel like they might’ve started shouting ‘FUCK DA POLICE’ had someone said ‘something something Police’.

I am done with the rant, thank you for your patience.

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all numbers on the 'send me numbers' meme

Oh jeeze annon! 

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

My gf! 

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Mmm, it depends on the person? Once i get to know someone, im out going, but if its a new person, im rlly shy tbh,,,

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

My gf,,, evry day,,,

4. Are you easy to get along with?

Idk? I hope I am,,, but a lot of people don’t like me,, so idk?

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

I’m like,,, 2,,, but if I were drunk,,, i hope so???

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Gals :9

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

I hope so!!!! I’m not planning on breaking up with my gf any time soon!!

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

thts a bit hetero but,,, the mcelroy bros bc im listening to taz rn :/

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

From a sceintific perspective nope, but like,, from a uhm,,, more,, not,, scientific perspective,,, ive never rlly talked about it but,, im assuming so???

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Mmmm idk?? I dont talk /deeply/ to a lot of people but it might be my gf?

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

‘Np!!!’

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Boombayah - Blackpink

The 7th Sense - Nct U

Candy Store - Heathers

Russian Roulette - Red Velvet

Bomb - Ravi

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

yes yes yes ye s y es p leas e

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

def. luck, but not miracles?? idk is tht weird?

15. What good thing happened this summer?

I got accepted to the school im goin to now!! so thts cool!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

anon imma confess somethin rlly quick,, 

i havent had my first kiss,,,

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Yea for sure! I mean, if space is infinitely big, wouldnt it be weird if we were the only ones out there?? 

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

i can not talk to the green villan chick from kim possible so nope lamo

19. Do you like bubble baths?

yea!! its rlly fun and relaxing

20. Do you like your neighbors?

the only neighbors i know are the ones who are crack heads and who had someone die in their home somehow?? so imma go with no

21. What are you bad habits?

Biting my lips, mumbling, self-isolation, ect ect

22. Where would you like to travel?

i wouldnt probs?? other time periods are more aesthetic, but more misogynistic and homophobic  so,,,

23. Do you have trust issues?

I dont think so?? probs not tbh,,

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

s l e e p

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

my shoulders,, theyre rlly broad for a gal so a lot of clothes dont fit me right,,

26. What do you do when you wake up?

suffer

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

nope?? i mean, im v v v v v pale so i probs should be a bit darker for health reasons, but ive never rlly had issues with is before??

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

my gf and besties

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

i only have one and nope

30. Do you ever want to get married?

it depends on what my partner wants? i dont specifically want to and i dont specifically dont want to so itll be up 2 who ever im dating at the time 

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

barely. it has a hard time staying up some times

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

bdkhj what the fuck im not answering that im 2 years o l d

33. Spell your name with your chin.

fgZg,klf      

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

yep! basketball and soccer!

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

TV. I barely watch it anyways

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

mm yea 

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

i usually try to think of a story??

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

my current gf tbh

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

amazon lmao

40. What do you want to do after high school?

idk yet?? rn im thinking an english teacher in china :0

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

depends on what they did

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

nothin rlly?? Im just usually lost in thought??

43. Do you smile at strangers?

i try to!

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

s p a c e 

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

the thought of seein my gf at school ;)

46. What are you paranoid about?

my report card,,,

47. Have you ever been high?

yea but it WASNT MY FAULT. I WAS GIVEN A WEED BROWNIE WITH OUT MY CONSENT OKAY??

48. Have you ever been drunk?

na

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

no??

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

i think it was my gf’s brown hoodie?

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

uhm,,, na? sometime i wish we were in a dif financial situation, but thts about it?

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

my shoulder width??

53. Favourite makeup brand?

i dont,,, wear make up,,,,

54. Favourite store?

amazon :9

55. Favourite blog?

@genociderfukawa , @eggseggseggseggseggseggseggseggs , @succmekomaeda

56. Favourite colour?

all of the pastels!

57. Favourite food?

penne chicken Alfredo 

58. Last thing you ate?

some chicken 

59. First thing you ate this morning?

a fudgeround

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Yea! Iv’e won multiple sports contests, and a few art and writing competitions

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

nope!

62. Been arrested? For what?

na man. i have a clean record

63. Ever been in love?

I am rn! 

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

i,,, havent had it yet,,,,,,

65. Are you hungry right now?

nope! i just ate dinner!

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

i rlly dont have any tumblr friends?? 

67. Facebook or Twitter?

twitter obvi

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

twitter!

69. Are you watching tv right now?

nope! im listening to taz

70. Names of your bestfriends?

Emily, Jessy, Mikaia, Zoya, and Patrick!

71. Craving something? What?

,,,,cheesecake,,,,,,

72. What colour are your towels?

green and blue i think

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

7. exactly.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

do pillow pets count?

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

5 or 6?

75. Favourite animal?

owls and bunnies!!

76. What colour is your underwear?

rn?,,,,,,,,, neon pink ://p

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

chocolate

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

triple chocolate chunk and tht kinda bull shit!

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

navy blue

80. What colour pants?

also navy blue! 

81. Favourite tv show?

i dont rlly watch american tv but,, channel zero is rlly good!!

82. Favourite movie?

Moana!!!!

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

mean girls 1

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

ive never seen 21 jump street

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

idk?? the main bitch

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

dory!

87. First person you talked to today?

my gf!

88. Last person you talked to today?

my dad i think??

89. Name a person you hate?

mm a few kids in my grade and the current potus and staff

90. Name a person you love?

my gf!! i luv her lots

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

na. im p chill rn

92. In a fight with someone?

not tht i know of?

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

2 or 3 pairs

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

3 of 4?? idek

95. Last movie you watched?

a shitty movie for my history class 

96. Favourite actress?

i dont have one?

97. Favourite actor?

Lin Manuel Miranda!

98. Do you tan a lot?

nope. i just fukin,, burn like a hellfire

99. Have any pets?

3 cats and a dog!

100. How are you feeling?

pretty cool i guess?

101. Do you type fast?

depends? mostly ya!

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

oh fuck yes

103. Can you spell well?

no!! my spelling is shit tbh

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

no particuarly?

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

yep!

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

i might have?? im,, not sure honetly,,

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

yea! i used to ride rlly well!

108. What should you be doing?

listen here anon i actually did my fukin work 4 once

109. Is something irritating you right now?

just my headache?

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

oh yea

111. Do you have trust issues?

this is a repeat? i answered it earlier lmao

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

Im not sure?

113. What was your childhood nickname?

tay

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

yea!

115. Do you play the Wii?

mm i have a wii u and switch, but no wii anymore :’(

116. Are you listening to music right now?

nope! im listening to taz!

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

hell yea!

118. Do you like Chinese food?

fuck yes!!!!

119. Favourite book?

the legend series by Marie Lu

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

4 sure

121. Are you mean?

god i hope not

122. Is cheating ever okay?

no! all partners should consent and agree on all boundaries in a relationship!! the members of that relationship need to respect that!!

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

hell na

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

mmhmm!

125. Do you believe in true love?

im in it rn baby

126. Are you currently bored?

yea,,,

127. What makes you happy?

music i like, my gf, spending tie with friends, and not stressing out about things!

128. Would you change your name?

nope! i like my name

129. What your zodiac sign?

pisces!

130. Do you like subway?

yasss!

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

he knos im fukin gay as shit 

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

i answered this earlier too

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

‘ringdingdong ringdingdong ding, rigiding rigi ding ding ding ....... fantastic fantastic fantastic fantastic elastic elastic elastic elastic’

134. Can you count to one million?

i could but im not dooin that shit

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

‘im straight’

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

closed

137. How tall are you?

5′3 3/4″

138. Curly or Straight hair?

like what i have?? its super curly!

139. Brunette or Blonde?

im a brunette!

140. Summer or Winter?

mmm winter!

141. Night or Day?

night, cause i can sleep with out regrets

142. Favourite month?

February!

143. Are you a vegetarian?

na 

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

dark!

145. Tea or Coffee?

mm neither :p

146. Was today a good day?

i would say so yea

147. Mars or Snickers?

m ars??

148. What’s your favourite quote?

‘dibidibidis my name is minho’

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

yea!

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

‘Burr: Theres nothing rich folks love more’

(its hamilton the revolution)

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well this was fun lmao

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Random study abroad memories

-dancing at the club on Rachael’s last night

-standing on the fort at Cahersiveen, looking at the world

-Flo saying he wanted to be the pope’s sugar daddy

-Morgan running into the construction sign in Rome

-getting duped into paying for a string bracelet

-singing in the car in Iceland

-photobombing that couple’s picture in the blue lagoon

-getting the police called for climbing on a photo booth

-that really funny politics class where Ms. McGarry then said I seemed jolly

-colorful buildings

-making an Irish friend, Susie, on the way home from Switzerland

-people speaking to me in Italian or French after I said buongiorno or merci

-being sassy with joe: saying I’ve never bought a house, saying I loved the view of the parking lot, but also answering his questions about America

-doing really well on the Irish oral

-Karol giving me the intermediate Irish book for free and saying I could email him with questions

-Karol seeing me on campus and going “delaney, good!” And me now knowing how to respond

-all the sex references in folklore with Shane (vulva, making butter, mashed potatoes, teenagers)

-just chilling in my bed, warm, with the rain outside, happy in the knowledge that I’m on my own here and I’m doing fine. That the panic attacks are coming but I keep doing things like they’re not even there. Knowing that I’ve traveled the world with friends I never thought I’d be able to make, but also by myself because I’m relentlessly confident and capable. Knowing that I made an initially terrifying place a home that will never leave my heart, and I learned to love everything about it. Knowing that maybe I fall in love with people I barely know, with places I’ll never see again, with moments and with feelings too easily, but it’s okay. This semester was the most exciting of my life, and it helped me grow so much. But every year just gets better, doesn’t it? It will hurt so much to leave, because you’ll miss having classes you legitimately enjoyed, you’ll miss Cork and its beauty and perfect size, you’ll miss the friends you made who became family - you took care of eachother and traveled together and made promises to write postcards and see eachother again someday, you’ll miss the teachers who were kind to you, you’ll miss your gorgeous school that felt more right than OSU, you’ll miss having an apartment of your own in IRELAND, you’ll miss feeling like you were doing something big (but that feeling will come again), you’ll miss feeling that every day is new and exciting (but if you try hard enough, you can do that at home, too), you’ll miss cheap flights to amazing and stunning new countries, you’ll miss Ireland’s beautiful scenery and the knowledge that your ancestors are near you, you’ll miss the burgers, you’ll miss the independence, but you won’t miss that weird meaty sewage smell that comes out sometimes?

-learning to cook pasta and salmon from Ane

-Sophia never changing the toilet paper roll

-hot water only between 6 and noon!

-paying so much for electricity

-putting up ghost lights and then tinsel

-the secret Santa, where you had Ane and Flo had you

-Halloween, where you were exhausted but you had fun putting on makeup with Flo and Rachael, then the amazing parade, then meeting up with everyone, doing your first tequila shot, arguing with a nazi

-being known as the short, young, independent, fearless one who’s not afraid to go alone

-FaceTiming rose, David, Rebekah, Carrie/Alison/Bailey/claire, callie, my family at thanksgiving

-the 8 or 9 hour time difference, depending on where I was, and having to wait til 2 or 3 to start talking to my friends and family at home

-really good salmon!

-st. Finnbarr’s cathedral, your favorite and the most gorgeous building in cork

-standing in the kitchen at any time of day, just gazing out the window at the rolling hills and trees in the distance, or the sprawling city, or the sky, or the trains flying by or creaking to a stop

-awful bus service!

-the peaceful 45 min walk to school every day

-that baffling final that started with a 25 min fire alarm

-watching the vagina show with Ane

-writing my columns and having them turn out so long because I learned so much from the people around me about their cultures and I had so much to say

-the aching sadness that presented around the halfway mark as I realized I’d have to leave this moment in time behind and that things would never be the same

-the amazement that I could’ve been so utterly terrified by the thought of this experience, that my conceptions were completely wrong - that id travel alone mostly and that I’d eat a lot more potatoes and that I’d be having panic attacks all the time

-the panic attacks were less than you expected, happily, but they did start waking you up for sleep, which didn’t happen before

-running around London with Ethan at night and spontaneously going on that spinny ride with the operators who were high on weed

-getting pizza with Morgan at sliced that one time where she just asked a random Irish person what their favorite place to get pizza was

-orchard thieves

-carlsberg is disgusting and Guinness - only mildly better

-making friends with adorable Ben

-covering my room in sticky notes to learn irish

-Sophia always asking what I’m cooking and me always having to answer either pasta or eggs

-chocolate muffin and Innocent juice from UCC cafeteria

-less than great and very personal memory: randomly getting obsessed with Ms. McGarry & her opinion of my and my academics because she’s everything I want to be when I grow up - kind, organized, in control, a strong woman in a position of power, handles questions amazingly, confident walk, gorgeous, nerdy, slightly awkward, impeccable style. But also, realizing that I’m a solid person in my own right and I don’t need her approval. But it still stinging anyway when I felt that she had liked me more at the beginning and less when she got to know me.

-everything about finding the grave. (See fb profile picture)

-arguing with the cab driver about trump

-learning it was pronounced Merchant’s Key and not Merchant’s Quay like it LOOKS

-going to the Christmas market with Ane, getting hot chocolate that was more chocolatey than in America, and then going on the Ferris wheel

-the slight feeling of omnipotency right after takeoff on a plane

-possibly having scabies

-possibly having a sinus infection

-enjoying those gorgeous bus rides through the Irish countryside and wishing they would never end

-that first weekend when you went to Kinsale and Charles Fort by yourself and everything was perfect and peaceful and you realized that everything was going to be okay

-drinking bad limoncello out of my bone mug in Rome

-the selfie stick in Rome

-playing never have I ever in dingle peninsula and not getting to put a single finger down the whole game

-losing my student ID twice, mike finding it the second time

-Morgan coming to hang out with me in the library and then as we’re leaving casually informing me that she’s tripping on acid

-doing so many readings for poverty in one day

-love. Scarf from rose, letter from Rebekah, embroidery from tianna. Then, letters from the Wongs, books from the Kools

-sending postcards and being surprised that it only took them two weeks to get home

-getting the cute €6 sweater from the sketchy open market in Rome and being afraid to watch it

-Morgan pantomiming penis in the word game

-the word game in general

-that first lunch with Emily that wasn’t even awkward

-talking with our friend, the old Irish man at the hostel in Cahersiveen

-biking all over Valentia island, painfully, and then kinda hitchhiking

-almost getting denied the flight to rome because we forgot the visa check

-me bailing on the trip to Edinburgh because my anxiety was too bad

-learning about the O’Sheas of West Kerry being connected to the selkies and the seals

-Prof. O’Machain going “Janey Mack!”

-Joe saying he had good news and bad news, but the bad news was he was gonna let us out an hour early and the good news was he brought sweets

-Anna making me put tea bags on my eyes when I had a cold in Galway

-eating rice pudding and having mulled wine and chugging fireball at Julie’s Christmas party

-making a cake for Sophia’s birthday that somehow turned out okay

-Hard Time Being Alive

-realizing that my cookies cooked so dang fast bc my recipe was in degrees Fahrenheit and the oven was in degrees Celsius

-hearing Sara tell Ane and Sophia that my chocolate chip cookies were the best she’d had, and, the cookies disappearing quickly

-honeycomb ice cream

-letting the soda bread get moldy that first week

-sleeping on the bare mattress the first day because I was too exhausted to get sheets

-wandering around the city searching for food and feeling half dead. Ending up with ice cream and salmon on toast

-going to Powell properties and barely being able to speak out of exhaustion and hunger

-the people smoking weed and the loud music outside the window

-having to ask my roommates to turn down the music

-expensive laundry (€6 total)

-Aaron from next door

-family dinners

-shopping being dangerous because €1 = $1.20

-pronouncing Euro as you-to, you’re grand, thanks a million, that’s craic, you’re very welcome to...., ...like, ...anyway

-rationing my Brooklyn 99 episodes to get me through the first couple of months

-Blarney Castle, where I first joined the group

-Ane telling me that while in Scotland, they talked about how I would’ve been climbing all over everything

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1-150

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?My ex
2. Are you outgoing or shy?Both ish
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?My sisters 
4. Are you easy to get along with?I think so
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?I have no clue
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?Idk 
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?Probably not bc I don't socialize lmao 
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?My dad bc I'm annoying 
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?Not really, just depends who I'm talking to
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?Liz 
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?"Okay bet" 
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? -Goodbye From Lonely -The Haunting -Saved-Deny U-Black Butterflies and Déjà Vu
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Yes ff
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?Sorta
15. What good thing happened this summer?Yikes my summer was pretty shitty but Pride was the best
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?Yes 
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?Oh no no no that was like 10 years ago 😂
19. Do you like bubble baths?Sometimes 
20. Do you like your neighbors?Yeah
21. What are you bad habits?I have a short temper sometimes and say things/do things on impulse 
22. Where would you like to travel?Everywhere man
23. Do you have trust issues?Trust issues is my middle name
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?The sleeping part
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?All of it 
26. What do you do when you wake up?Check if my dogs in my bed
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I don't really know tbh 
28. Who are you most comfortable around?My sister 
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?Yeah 
30. Do you ever want to get married?Maybe 
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
 God no lmao 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?Ruby rose and Cara Delevinge fUck
33. Spell your name with your chin.FAjfb
34. Do you play sports? What sports?Nah
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?TV
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?Yeah 
37. What do you say during awkward silences?I'll make weird noises, literally or say "yeahh" or fucking nod lmao kms
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?Man idek
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?Target fo sho and Barnes and Noble 
40. What do you want to do after high school? Idk I want to become a theatre teacher 
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?Yeah if they show they deserve one
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?All sorts of shit 
43. Do you smile at strangers? Yeah 
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?Outer space 
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?Reminding myself I am better than my illnesses 🤷🏻‍♀️
46. What are you paranoid about?Literally everything like I swear I feel like everyone's out to get me all the time
47. Have you ever been high?BrO yes
48. Have you ever been drunk?Oh hELL YeAh
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?Yes lmao it was embarrassing af 
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black
51. Ever wished you were someone else?Ya boi
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?To stop being so vulnerable woops
53. Favourite makeup brand?Can't relate 
54. Favourite store?Target
55. Favourite blog?I have a bunch of favorites 
56. Favourite colour?Yes
57. Favourite food? Yes
58. Last thing you ate?Food
59. First thing you ate this morning? A banana 
60. Ever won a competition? For what?No bc I'm a fuckin LOSER
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?Lol yes bc of that dAnK wEeD
62. Been arrested? For what?Yes sorta? I was 10 and it was duMb
63. Ever been in love? Yeah
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?With a girl under a blanket in my room
65. Are you hungry right now?Not really 
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?Both equally 
67. Facebook or Twitter?Twitter bc it has sO MUCH TEA
68. Twitter or Tumblr?Tumblr bc I'm a HOMO
69. Are you watching tv right now?No
70. Names of your bestfriends? Mersadies CiciLiz
71. Craving something? What?Fuckin love JK some chocolate covered strawberries f u c k
72. What colour are your towels?White and black and brown idfk
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?A lot to fill all the empty spaces 
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?No
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Oh boy a lot
75. Favourite animal?LIONS FUCK
76. What colour is your underwear?Blue
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?Swirl ;) I h8 myself lmao
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?Rocky road
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?Navy blue
80. What colour pants?None 
81. Favourite tv show?Supernatural will always and forever be my #1
82. Favourite movie?Rocky Horror Picture Show fuck
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?Mean girls
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?Mean girls
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?Ragina bc I wanna be hit by a bus too wtf
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?DORY
87. First person you talked to today?Liz
88. Last person you talked to today?My ex
89. Name a person you hate?I try not to hate but um
90. Name a person you love?Oh so many people 
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Y e s
92. In a fight with someone?Kinda
93. How many sweatpants do you have?A lot
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?A shitload
95. Last movie you watched?Rocky Horror 
96. Favourite actress?Winona Ryder fuck me uo
97. Favourite actor?Neil patrick harris 
98. Do you tan a lot?No
99. Have any pets?A bunch
100. How are you feeling?Everything 
101. Do you type fast?Sorta
102. Do you regret anything from your past? Yeah
103. Can you spell well?Sorta
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Yeah
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yeah
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?Idk probably
107. Have you ever been on a horse?Yes
108. What should you be doing?Going to bec
109. Is something irritating you right now?Sorta
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? YeaH
111. Do you have trust issues?Bro again, trust issues is my middle name
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My grandma 
113. What was your childhood nickname?Idek
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?Yes
115. Do you play the Wii?Not anymore 
116. Are you listening to music right now?Yes
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?Sometimes 
118. Do you like Chinese food? Ya boiiiiiiiiiii
119. Favourite book?Love Letters to the Dead
120. Are you afraid of the dark?Not really 
121. Are you mean?If I'm in a bitchy mood ya
122. Is cheating ever okay?No no no
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Nah
124. Do you believe in love at first sightIdk I feel like love is something you develop over time
125. Do you believe in true love?Ig
126. Are you currently bored?Yeah
127. What makes you happy?My pals
128. Would you change your name?No
129. What your zodiac sign?Virgo
130. Do you like subway?Not really 
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Y i k e s
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Liz
133. Favourite lyrics right now? "We both can be fragile But I'll be the first to say It breaks me to break you"
134. Can you count to one million? I'm too lazy
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?I had a twin
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? No door here bud
137. How tall are you? 5'7 or 5'8
138. Curly or Straight hair? Both?
139. Brunette or Blonde? Brunette
140. Summer or Winter? Winter
141. Night or Day? Evening 
142. Favourite month? October 
143. Are you a vegetarian? No
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Dark
145. Tea or Coffee? Tea
146. Was today a good day? Yes and no
147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers 
148. What’s your favourite quote?"There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book."
149. Do you believe in ghosts? Ya boi
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? "Unfortunately I'm already booked up"