#can I pretend he doesn't exist which technically is true I can ignore him

[bitedownme]

THE LORDS OF ALAGADDA? THE LORDS OF ALAGADDAAA???????? IM GONNA SCREAM IM GONNNA SCREEAAAM I IMMEDIATELY STOPPED WHAT I WAS DOING IM SO EXCIGED TO SEE THEM I LOVE THE LORDS OF ALAGADDA

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IT'S ONLY ONE AND ONLY BECAUSE I AM GOING INSANE

[unacaritafeliz]

📓!!!!!!!!!!!

I know you like ATLA but you get the one check please thing I kinda still wanna do because it sounds fun but won't do because it is hard (I saw this in my drafts yday and was like OH YEAH GOOD CONCEPT)

So. Check please Choose Your Own Adventure fic hosted by John Johnson (as in, you get to decide what he does) . It takes place during the Frogs Graduation and deals with Chowder trying to propose to Farmer and Nursey and Dex trying to get together. There's also a healthy dose of WTF but they don't have an actual ending - I want people to exhaust all options looking for a WTF ending that doesn't exist.

At one point you get to pick whether Johnson helps Dex with his confession, actively makes the situation worse for him or just ignore him which I think is funny. There are definitely good and bad nurseydex endings (is nurseydex getting together straight from uni good or bad?) but undecided if Chowder and Farmer get engaged regardless. Possibly you can give Chowder a good proposal or a disastrous one but Farmer agrees anyway because she's whipped.

Here's the opening (Johnson POV is so fun):

Hi, I’m John Johnson, the metaphysical goalie from Ngozi Ukazu’s Check Please. Well, that's not technically true - I’m not even technically a person, merely a collection of words strung together in a way that suggests I could be a person with the same name and characteristics as John Johnson from Check Please, who is also not a person but a group of lines pretending to be a person - but it hardly matters. What matters is that I am the medium in which the beautiful and talented author is hoping to tell 'a choose your own adventure story' about this comic that still lives in her head rent free. After all, who else could meddle in the story to plausibly make it exactly what you want it to be other than me, the words pretending to be John Johnson from Check Please?

Send me a 📓 and I’ll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven’t written but daydream about