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☁️🎡 for Tyler, Jake, Max, Gage, Jesse, Wyatt
☁️ environmental sound (rain, thunder, etc.)?
Tyler's favorite is the cackling of a fire. The flames are warm, luminous, and peaceful. The McKenzies had a fireplace in their library and he would sit in there for hours reading in front of the fire at night. The sound of engines revving is a close second. It's the idea of speeding away and never looking back and the adrenaline of winning races.
Jake's favorite environmental sound is Brooke's laugh. He spent his entire adolescence trying to make her giggle and laugh. If he tells a joke and she's the only one who laughs, he wins. If she's the only one who doesn't, he loses. He would wake up out of a coma to hear her laugh.
Max's is the sizzling of a pan over a flame and the hissing of food as he cooks something to perfection. He always wanted to be a great chef and when he makes it out of the crime business, he plans on opening his own restaurant. That's when life will start making sense. That's when it'll all be worth it.
Gage's is the sound of the ocean. He loves the crashing of waves and the water hitting his feet when he's standing at the shoreline. Surfing isn't just a sport to him its therapy. It's the one thing that kept him away from joining a gang when everyone else from his neighborhood started repping a set. He couldn't give up his freedom to ride the crest.
Jesse's is the sound of his text notification. It may seem insignificant but there was a time when he cut everyone off except for Toni. So whenever he received a text he knew it was her. Of course he fucked that up but now whenever his phone dings, his heart skips a beat. It should be his least favorite sound. It should make him depressed. But instead it reminds him that she's out there and that the world is a better place because of it.
For Wyatt, its the sound of a full house. He comes from a big family and now that he lives alone with his dog, its too quiet. He has to leave the TV on whenever he's home just so he can hear other voices in the background. He wants to have a big family someday. He's just waiting for the right woman (hi sadie 😉)
🎡 ride at a carnival?
Tyler's favorite ride is the Ferris wheel because he kissed Brooke at the top of one after sharing some pretty intimate details about his past. He didn't do amusement parks before he met her. They weren't really his thing. Growing up, he didn't have many friends and it would have been more depressing than fun going alone. But now he has someone to buy cotton candy for and win stupid prizes (like a big plush cat for his sweetheart)
Jake's is the rollercoaster, he loves scaring whoever he's with by telling them fake stories on how they break and fall apart and how some kid died on one, etc. He always keeps his phone on him to record the entire thing despite the 'no camera' policy.
Max loves the gravitron - the spacecraft that spins really fast and sticks you to the wall. It was his favorite as a kid and he still goes on it every time the carnival is in town. It's important to note he loves aliens and does indeed believe they're real 👽
Gage doesn't get the same pleasure from amusement parks as most because when the carnival comes to town he's usually the one working on the rides before it opens. Last year's carnival was one of his better experiences because he got to hook up with Naomi inside the haunted house. So for that reason, the haunted house is his favorite.
Jesse's favorite is the swings. He looks for them every time he visits an amusement park. They're the perfect balance of fun and scary. He's usually the one kicking his friend's swing or trying to reel in a girlfriend for a kiss or to hold hands.
Amusement parks are Wyatt's FAVORITE pastime memory growing up. His family went every year. He loved racing the go-karts with his brothers and would say that was his favorite, but also the competitions on who would go on the scariest ride. Wyatt always lost. His brothers were older and way braver. And Wyatt secretly has a fear of heights.
#c. tyler o'neill#c. gage thatcher#c. jake fitzgerald#c. wyatt bateman#c. jesse hook#c. max dimera#headcanons#favorites meme: answered
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The only way he can get her back for this is by visiting her at The House next; which was lot more dangerous than her showing up at the Hotel. But meeting Killian was long overdue. Especially given the fact that he's aware of how flirtatious her boss has been.
The wet sounds her pussy is making and the pounding of their eager thrusts were loud, but her moaning and screaming was going to get them caught. "Fuck, baby, be quiet please." Instead of slowing things down or giving softer thrusts, he covers her mouth with his hand and continues. Each thrust harder than the last. "The door's not locked." He reminds her again before pushing her knees back so he can go deeper and at a new angle. The sensation of her tight pussy stroking his cock over and over again is overwhelming. His skin is set ablaze and he knows he's going to cum any second if they kept this momentum going.
"I wanna feel you cumming on my cock. Fuck baby. Do it. Ugh! You fucking bitch. Fuck!!" It's like he wants her to be as loud as possible just so he can punish her for it. "Does Fat Daddy make you this wet, baby?" He uncovers her mouth and kisses her roughly.
"See," she gasps as her bare ass plops against the marble countertop beside the sink. "I knew you couldn't resist it if I showed up here, wearing one of your favorite dress." Her fingers fumble on their way to his hair. She runs each one through it before clasping on the strands with both fists. Her intention was to pull on every piece every time he thrusts into her.
Even with the mirror bolted to the wall, Celia can feel it trembling behind the back of her head. Between that, his heady thrusts and the squelching of her pussy coiled around his cock - Celia grows wetter and wetter. To the point she's slipping and sliding while trying to roll her hips against him. "Ugh! Right there, baby. Just like that. Fuck! Your cock feels so good in my pussy. Give me more, I need -- I want-- harder!!!!" She tugs again on his hair, mewling into the empty bathroom as she presses her chest further against his mouth. The combination of suction and tongue playing with her nipples causes her whole upper body to shiver with delight. "Fuck, fuuuuuuck Max! Keep going. Keep --- I'm ---" her head bangs against the mirror while her pussy starts convulsing from the inner workings of an impending orgasm. "I'm gonna cum all over your cock and this bathroom if fucking don't stop ---- Jesus Christ!"
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JULY 2021
THE RIB PAGE
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They are still uncovering statues on Easter Island.
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Everyone is talking about ‘Exterminate all the Brutes” from Raoul Peck.
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Vampire bats, prevalent in Latin America may be on the way to the U.S.
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What they call faith, I call strength.
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Criss angel will open CABLP, a restaurant in Overton, Nevada. The letters stand for breakfast, lunch and pizza and will include a free meal outreach program to help under privileged and pediatric cancer families.
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A fifth ocean in Antartica??** There have also found 4 new ocean species: Apolemia, Tegula Kusairo, Leptarma Biju and Duobrachium Sparksae.
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In China they have found a possible new species in a skull that is 140,000 years old.
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Why would Jeffrey Toobin be back at CNN?? Surely there are more young deserving talking heads around.
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The Keystone pipeline is dead.
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5,000 pounds of explosives were discovered in a home in South LA. LAPD seems to have detonated the fireworks in a truck right there in the neighborhood. They were too dangerous to transport but not enough to blow them up??? How stupid are these people??
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Days alert : So glad to see Clyde again even if it is only for a moment!! **BTW, I do not understand the Daytime Emmy noms this year as they relate to Days. I really was pulling for Victoria Koneful (Ciara) and she won but George DelHoya (Orpheus), Tamara Braun (Ava) and Cady McClain (Jennifer)??? I was shocked when Cady McClain won. I mean, she was so whiny. I question my own ability to judge a performance. In most categories, the winner was usually the one I thought was the worst option. I was happy for Max Gail and CBS Sunday Morning. Some performances were sure overlooked. What about James Read (Clyde), Paul Telfer (Xander), Bryan Dattilo (Lucas), Robert Scott Wilson (Ben), Daniel Kerr (Eli) and Lindsay Arnold (Allie) ?? As annoying as the Kristen character is and as long as it took me to get used to Stacy Haiduk in the role, she kicked ass this year. Did they even submit clips?? And, they are not often on but Tony and Anna forever!!!!!!** And how wonderful is it to see the Dimera boys all together and recounting the whole fam for the votes? **And one more thing, Days was not even nominated for writing while Bold and the Beautiful spends every other show with the Liam character standing in front of the fireplace making excuses for the same shit! Just push repeat, C,mon!!**Philip had a great line for Brady about following Kristen like a zombie.** Dis Eli really say, “Peacock and chill??’ Are these the things they will have to do to do to stay on the air? It took me right out of the show. It was the same day the ads for Days on Peacock started. OMG
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Texas Gov. Abbott vetoed a bill that would make it illegal to chain up dogs without water.**ATexas churches have lost their 501(c) (3) status because it actively ‘educates’ its members on electing specific Republican politicians. –Pete West* This should have been happening long ago. Many churches I know of do this and should not be allowed to have it both ways. #tax the church
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Ellen Burstyn, Jane Curtin, Loretta Devine, Christopher Lloyd, James Caan, French Stewart and Ann-Margaret in Queen Bees and directed by Michael Lembeck?? Yes please!!
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NY has suspended Giuliani’s law license.
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Miracle Workers: The Oregon Trail is coming to TBS, this will be season 3 in the series.
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What is this about Bowen Yang?? A podcast about a sperm bank heist?? Yeow!!
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David Geffen has given $150,000,000 to Yale drama school: Every student will be tuition- free in perpetuity.
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Allison Mack was sentenced to 3 years.
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The latest in sexual assault news: James Franco has agreed to 2.2 mil settlement in sexual misconduct case.** Kyle Massey was charged with immoral communication with a minor.**Bill Cosby is out and here are some reactions: A terrible wrong is being righted.: a miscarriage of justice is corrected. I fully support survivors of sexual assault coming forward.- Phylicia Rashad*I really don’t ever want to hear again as to why many survivors don’t report their rape or assault.- Charlotte Clymer* Women are showing great restraint in not burning everything to the ground right now and I don’t know how they do it.-Jeff Tiedrich
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Amazon is making a series of A League of Their Own with Nick Offerman as the coach.
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Does anyone else have family members that are rich, transient, know it all snobs??
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It looks like New York’s ranked choice voting is leaning toward Eric Adams for Mayor.
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Michigan republicans investigating voter fraud found 2 incidents. One is for a lady who voted by mail and then died, the other was confusion over a man who had the same name as his Father. That was it!
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Jamie Lee Curtis will get the Golden Lion for lifetime achievement at the 78th Venice International Film Fest in September.
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Jerry Seinfeld will star in and direct ‘Unfrosted’ about Pop-Tarts.
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Why is Airbnb still listing properties in illegal settlements and outposts in Palestinian occupied territories? –James J. Zogby
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Merrick Garland has announced that the Justice department sued Georgia over the voting rights.
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The NFL says that it will halt the use of “race norming” which assumed black players started out with lower cognitive functioning in a $1 billion settlement of brain injury claims. The practice had made it harder for black players to qualify. –The Associated Press.
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Scary Clown 45 ended his ‘From the desk of Donald J. Trump’ blog after 29 days. Word is that he felt he was being mocked in the media.
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Religious leadership keeps engaging in partisan politics on behalf of politicians that are particularly unpopular with younger people and they wonder why younger people are disenchanted with the church. – Schooley ** Give young people credit as well for seeing through the hype and lies of these religious hypocrites who use God only as a weapon and a threat. –Larry Charles
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Amazon will stop drug testing for employment. Can every other company jump on this bandwagon? Let’s judge employees on the work they give.
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The Backstreet Boys and NSync are going to work together??!!
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Showtime is bringing back American Gigolo with Jon Bernthal.
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If Biden can carry out air strikes without proper authorization, the Senate can raise the minimum wage without the Parliamentarian. –Alexandra M. Hunt
Reality Winner is out!!
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Judy Woodruff has been given the Peabody award for journalistic integrity.
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Donald Glover is bringing us Hive. Malia Obama will be a writer.
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Nicholas Cage has married Riko Shibata.
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Catch and Kill: The podcast tapes, is here on HBO.
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Bryan Cranston and Annette Bening will star in Jerry and Marge go large.
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Amblin Partners and Netflix are partners.
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Fall 2022 will bring the Roybal School of film and television production for underserved communities. They are looking to help 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th grade students. Among others, the program was cofounded by George Clooney, Don Cheadle, Kerry Washington, Mindy Kaling and Eva Longoria.
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Will there be a Wedding Crashers2??
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The Mysterious Benedict Society stars Tony Hale.** I would love to see he and Danny Pudi in something together.
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Actor Stephen Amell from Arrow was removed from a plane after getting into it with his wife. A source said he was drunk and screaming. An official source said that they removed “an unruly customer.”** Andy Dick was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, allegedly assaulting his partner, Lucas with a metal chair.
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So.. Fox news was digitally altering the faces of people they did not care for??? Is there no end to their bullshit????
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Mark Ronson is set to marry Grace Gummer.
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Crime shows seem to be in the cycle of prisoners and the women who get a thrill from helping them escape.
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Wolfgang Van Halen has released a debut album: Mammoth
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Everyone seems to love Danny Trejo’s memoir and its honesty.
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David Spade will take over as host of Bachelor in Paradise.
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I am sickened when I see the first question that pops up on an online search is the net worth of a person. Oh this twisted world.
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Life is a short pause between 2 great mysteries. –Jung
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Prince Harry and Meghan had a daughter that they named Lilibet ‘Lili” Diana.
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Michael Flynn’s brother Charles (who withheld help from the capitol on Jan. 6), leads the U.S. Army Pacific and commands 90,000 troops.
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I am so excited to read ‘The Boys’ from Clint and Ron Howard, due out in October.
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Dave Chappelle closed out the Tribeca film fest with a surprise concert. This was the first in person film fest since Covid. Look for This time, this place which premiered there.
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Ron Wood will release the album Mr. Luck: A tribute to Jimmy Reed on Sept. 3
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Howard Stern signed a new $500 mil contract with Sirius XM. He is taking the whole summer off and many fans say they will cancel their subscription because they don’t want to pay for a summer of reruns.
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Acorn will bring Jane Seymour back to a series. Seymour will be co -executive produce on Harry Wild. Her character will be a retired University professor who loves her whiskey and solves crimes.
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Annie Murphy stasr in ‘Kevin can f*** himself about a sitcom wife which airs on AMC.
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I still do not understand why Rep. Mike Nearman hasn’t been arrested for letting insurrectionists into the Capitol.
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There is a wing shortage??
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The Pulitzer prizes have been announced. The list includes Ben Faub, Barry Blitt, Katori Hall, Emilio Morenatti, AP photographers Marcio Jose Sanchez, Alex Brandon, David Goldman, Julio Cortez, John Minchillo, Frank Franklin II, Ringo H.W. Chiu, Evan Vucci, Mike Stewart and Noah Berger. There was a special citation for Darnella Frazier who filmed the death of George Floyd.
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Conan’s last TBS guests were Martin Short, Jack Black, Bill Hader, Mila Kunis, Dana Carvey, Patton Oswalt and JB Smoove. There were some surprises. The big musical number never happened when Jack Black hurt himself. It was all funny and sweet but Conan never mentioned the band in the last show WTF????????????????????????????????????????? Music is so important to him and he does not thank the band? ** Colbert and Brian Stack gave Conan a cute send after4, 368 shows on CBS calling him a ‘Slenderman Ron Weasly’. Kimmel wished Conn well also.** Hope his HBO MAX variety show goes well.** BTW, the Duvall interview with Colbert was great to see but why does nobody ever mention ‘Get Low?’ What a performance!!
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Tattoos are on the rise.
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Fast food drive thru’s sometime close with fake excuses like the equipment is down or something because they don’t feel like working. Good people can’t find work and so many waste the opportunities they have. AAAAGHH!!
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Valerie Bertinelli and Demi Lovato will star in ‘Hungry’ on NBC.
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Hulu will bring us David E. Kelley’s Nine Perfect Strangers with Nicole Kidman, Michael Shannon, Regina Hall, Bobby Cannavale and Melissa McCarthy.
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R.I.P. Gavin Macleod, Frank Bonner, Joy Vogelsang, Benigno Aquino, Champ Biden, victims of the Miami building collapse, Robert Sacchi, Stuart Damon, Johnny Solinger and Clarence Williams III.
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Q ─ Questions for Max/Celia
Is there anything they’d like to ask their partner, but never had the courage to ? Any questions they’d rather avoid ? Do they discuss everything as a couple, or are there any taboo themes ?
Max is pretty open with Celia when it comes to their sex life. Their relationship is built on the highs of adrenaline. They fucked on stolen money, in mansions they broke into, on top of a cracked safe, etc. He's gotten off to her being a sugar baby for rich men they were conning and had some of the best orgasms through phone sex with her while serving time. Currently, Max is intrigued by Celia's dangerous new boss. He knows Killian wants to fuck her and he would love to somehow spite him for it. Whether that's by fucking Celia at Killian's club or in his bed. He would also be open to the possibility of having an orgy if it means her boss's hot girlfriend would be there. It was impossible not to notice the regal queen whenever he visits the club. But Max has never shared Celia with anyone and isn't sure how she would respond to the idea of it.
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JUNE 2021
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Head out for the dates on the final tour of The Monkees that we still have left. Mike and Micky are saying bye bye, bye bye, bye bye.
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Days of our Lives has been renewed for 2 more seasons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The last CONAN will be on TBS on June 24. We’ll be waiting to see ya on HBO MAX.
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Condom sales are up 24%.** They are saying it is the start of slutty summer??**There are reports that STD’s are on the rise in certain counties.
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Hemp Hemp Hurray!- Tommy Chong
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An old species of a giant tortoise on the Galapagos was found. Tests match a tortoise not seen since 1906. Scientists are now looking for a mate for the female to revive the species.
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Black-ish will end after season 8** Ellen is calling it quits and will end her show next year.** Thursdays will be Wolf night. With the addition of Law and Order: For the defense, NBC will have an entire L&O night! A friend said, “It’s almost as if the shows are made to lull the elderly to sleep.” I see it every day with the elderly: Law and Order on all day as they nap.
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American Housewife and Rebel have been cancelled.
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Bill Maher tested positive for Covid as did most of the Yankees. They were fully vaccinated.** Gov. Newsom was in the Kimmel audience talking about the lottery in California for those who were vaccinated.
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Ewan McGregor was so WOW! as Halston!!
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Illinois may be getting about 110 new pot shops.
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Breeders got picked up for season 3.
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The Piglet, Nick Lachey won the 5th season of The Masked Singer.
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Can’t wait for Val, the doc about Val Kilmer.
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John Dickerson will leave 60 minutes and concentrate more on the Morning shows. He has been promoted to chief political analyst and senior national correspondent.
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In Texas there are more barriers to riding a motorcycle than wearing a gun. They seem to encourage people to have guns on them with no training and no license.
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Why do we still have to hear anything about Meghan McCain? She tries to shame Kamala Harris for her “long weekend” comment as she is out gambling and partying for the Memorial day weekend. What does that have to do with honoring the fallen?
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Bill Hader was given the Masters of Comedy award at the USC Comedy Fest.
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Cellmate secrets is coming to Lifetime on June 4 with host, Angie Harmon.
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JP Morgan Chase collected about 1.5 billion in overdraft fees in 2020.
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Wes Anderson’s The French Dispatch will come out on October 22. The film stars Bill Murray, Elisabeth Moss, Frances McDormand, Timothee Chalomet, Owen Wilson, Angelica Huston, Jeffrey Wright, Saorse Ronan, Tilda Swinton and Benecio del Toro.
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Billboard awards giving tribute to Pink as a “legend.” What? Nothing against Pink or any of the other people that are honored too young in the award shows but… really?? There are so many mature legends that get forgotten that deserve some love for their well lived talent. It seems way too obvious that they just want the promo of someone still quite popular for the ratings.
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Did ya know that St. Chad’s church in Shropshire has the real tombstone of the fake Ebeneezer Scrooge?
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Politics is war without bloodshed, war is politics with bloodshed. –Huey Newton** The Black Panthers had it right in so many ways. I would love to see buildings and programs again named in memory of the slain victims of police violence.
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Kroger paid its CEO $22mil, but can’t find the $ to give its essential workers hazard pay during a pandemic? Disgusting! –Robert Reich
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Ariana Grande married Dalton Gomez.
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25% of Americans think Trump is really President, 25% of Germans supported Hitler.
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People in this country have to be told not to put gasoline in baggies? India is begging for more vaccines and many in this country have to be bribed to get a shot to help themselves and their fellow man?? I love U America but there are some really selfish, stupid people here.** But, we also must remember that the poor may be a little fearful of the vaccine. Many cannot believe that they can get something for nothing. Free vaccine? Many hard working poor never get a break and have to wonder what the catch is.
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Days alert: Xander gets better and better. Thank you writers for his lines like when he spoke of birds of a feather as he was in an intimate moment, “Why not flock?”** Ken Corday said he was “on my knees, begging” for Days renewal. Jackee’ Harry (Paulina) and Robert Scott Johnson (Ben) have signed new contracts. Shatner congratulated them on Twitter.** Gwen and Xander both living in the old Horton house? Will he find out her secret? Oh my.. not them together??** EJ is on his way back and will be played by Dan Feuerrlegel on June 9.** Eric is on the way back. It looks like Jonny Dimera is all grown up and will join his sister. ** Word is that Paulina will live at 227. Chloe and Philip may get together yet.** Will a dead body wash up in Salem??
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So $10 billion for a Jeff Bezos space firm bailout?? Is that true??
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From 1980-1993, the Israeli government prohibited artists from using the colors of the Palestinian flag in their work.
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Chevron got into trouble for their pollution problems. Steven Donziger who helped take them down has been on house arrest for 2 years. Why? He is begging to be prosecuted.
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I am really routing for Naomi Osaka. Nobody should be forced to respond to ridiculous questions from reporters. I get that it is part of their job but if one is willing to pay the fine, who cares?? I can’t imagine being exhausted and putting up with the nonsense. It reminds me of running up to victims of a tragedy and getting in their face. We can communicate by social media now. I am all about writers but use your heads. Much like Marshawn Lynch, it is time to stand up!! Protect your mental health!!** Well, this updated just before June. Officials warned her that she would be expelled so she left the French open. She was honest about her anxiety. I see this every day. When will people be allowed to truly be themselves with no penalty?? I think this when I see a restaurant worker forced to wear a humiliating costume or a cashier with a giant name tag with ridiculous advertising slogans. Yes, a company or event is paying you so they should have their promotion but put yourself in their shoes. These are all varying degrees of the same problem. Why must we be pushed into the same lane all the time??
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It costs about 2 mil to remove 4 statues due to litigation and safety for the removers.
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Hooray for the Texas Dems who walked out to block the outrageous voting bill there. I mean, amongst other things, the GOP want to make it EASIER for a judge to throw out votes based on ALLEGATIONS. They say the removal of hours for Sunday voting was just a “mistake.” There is talk of not paying the Dems but I don’t think they can do that. The GOP claims there are hundreds of incidents of voter fraud and they will prove it when the time is right. Um…..
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Bruce Dern, Olivia Munn and Keith David will star in The Gateway.
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The complete story of the Gettysburg address is in post- production. Look for voice work from David Strathairn, Cary Elwes, Sam Elliott, Michael C. Hall, Dermot Mulroney, Keith David, Matthew Broderick, Lili Taylor, Victor Garber, Ed Asner, Jason Alexander and Lois Smith.
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Was anyone surprised when the Son of Sam doc on Netflix wound around to Manson? I guess it depends on the books that you have read.
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Oh Andrew Yang, I have become so disillusioned with you.
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A Colorado man charged with murdering his wife submitted her absentee ballot in the 2020 election. He thought, “other guys” were cheating so he would give Trump another vote. –Reid Wilson
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The commonwealth of Kentucky has never elected a black person to federal office. –Charles Booker
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Have ya seen Woke with LaMorne Morris and J.B. Smoove?
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M. Night Shyamalan is back with Old.
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The Friends had their reunion.** China cut about 6 minutes out of the broadcast.
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Matthew Modine is running for SAG President again with his running mate, Joely Fisher.
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Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. –Blaise Pascal Pensees** Are you sick of hearing about the angry white men on shooting rampages. It is alarming how we always hear about how everyone knew of their anger or that they had been looked at before and just left to go on their merry way. C’mon law enforcement, stop picking on minorities and old women and concentrate on the real threat.
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Brendan Fraser, Matt Damon, Jon Hamm, David Harbour, Benecio del Toro, Ray Liotta, Don Cheadle and Kieran Culkin will star in No Sudden Move on July 1.
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Can’t wait for the release of the 3 LP vinyl collection, Jonathon Winters: Unearthed. Look for it on Record Store Day, June 12.
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Concerning Marjorie Taylor Greene’s abuse: “I used to work as a bartender. These are the kinds of people that I threw out of bars all the time.” : AOC** In answer to MTG’s Jewish star comparison, some have started wearing “not vaccinated” stars. What the fuck is wrong with people?
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Could Drew Barrymore and Dylan Farrow be related? They look so much alike.
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Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden got together with their wives and talked of old times. Much was made of the photo of that meeting that was released. The Biden’s looked like giants.
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Word is that Arizona congressman Andy Biggs was one of the main organizers of the insurrection. GOP Rep from Oregon, Mike Nearman, was caught on camera letting the culprits into the capitol on Jan. 6. TREASON! When will the wheels of justice get to them?** Newt Gingrich said of the Biden administration: They are “attacking people of traditional values,” by flying the “gay flag at American embassies.”** When will this latest religious fervor die down?** Word is that Tiffany Trump and Vanessa Trump had flings with secret service.
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Fuck you Trump, you left us on the battlefield bloody and alone. –Proud Boys leader Ethan Nordean. He explained that “We followed this guy’s lead and never questioned it.” I mean what kind of sheep are these guys? Can they not think for themselves?** There is talk that Trump’s justice department was spying on reporters. ** Hey Kimmel: Can you stop talking about Trump? Enough already!! And.. Reality is boring? What?
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On Trump: I imagine it is a chilling final turn of the plot. His world is coming to an end. He will never have another good day. Loser label will haunt him, the law will pursue him. Mental illness will hobble him. His properties will bankrupt him. –Peter Marks
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So, the terrorist GOP in the senate does not want Jan. 6 investigated. Of course they do not want to shine a light on their wrong doings. They say they love law enforcement and then they shit on them like this. The very people that were killed or injured trying to protect them mean nothing to them. ** Mitch McConnell thinks he can stop the full truth from coming out. He cannot. The House can empower a bipartisan select congressional committee to investigate the insurrection. The select committee would also have stronger subpoena power because GOP members can’t block subpoenas.
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Rand Paul is to medicine what Flashdance is to welding. – Rob Reiner
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“We birthed a nation from nothing, I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes, we have Native Americans but candidly there isn’t much Native American culture. It was born of the people who came here, pursuing religious liberty.” –Rick Santorum** CNN has dropped him as a political contributor.** Only a fuckboy scumbag could be this clueless and wrong. –Michael Ealy
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The latest sexual misconduct news: Danny Masterson will stand trial on 3 rape charges.** Bill Cosby was denied parole.
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Trump is ignored and irrelevant on pretty much every major social media venue. –Mia Farrow
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The George Floyd family came to the White House on the 1 year anniversary of his death.
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The Kennedy Center honors have been given and will air on June 6 on CBS. This year we honor Dick Van Dyke, Joan Baez, Midori, Garth Brooks and Debbie Allen.
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Since 2000, the wealth of billionaires has increased by 238%. – Robert Reich
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The moon, in its orbit is spiraling away from Earth by about the width of 2 fingers every year. –Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Why is everybody surprised about the UFO revelations? Of course there are UFO’s. Nobody is saying they are filled with space aliens. Another country could be testing them. There are always things we cannot explain.** We also can’t be surprised that the Q types fight the UFO stories. Once scientific voices of reason come into play, they turn away.
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The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has announced their class: The early influence awards go to Kraftwerk, Charley Patton and Gil Scott- Heron. Music excellence goes to LL Cool J, Billy Preston and Randy Rhoads. The Ahmet Ertegun award goes to Clarence Avant. The Performers honored will be Tina Turner, Carole King, The Go-Go’s, Jay-Z, Foo Fighters and Todd Rundgren. The 36th annual show will take place on October 30th.
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We are all just rapidly decaying meat bags. – Mr. Griffin on AP Bio
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Scientists have developed the whitest white: Ba so4
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John Mulaney is back on stage with the stand up.
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Killers of the flower moon is finally being filmed. The Scorsese film stars Leo, DeNiro, Jesse Plemons and Lily Gladstone.
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2 out of every 3 people in the U.S. get their drinking water from rivers. Support American Rivers.org
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House Dems passed the pregnant workers fairness act. Employers with more than 15 employees and public sector employees must make reasonable accommodations for pregnant workers
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HBO has shown a first look at House of the Dragon, the prequel to Game of Thrones.
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Bridgerton is spinning off Queen Charlotte.
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Purple lipstick is a really hot item.
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Peoria and Scranton are the hub of getting an extra family. JB Smoove
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Yamiche Alcindor is the new moderator of Washington Week. I miss Robert Costa but if they had to move on, I had fingers crossed for Weijia Jang or Yamiche.** Costa went on Twitter for the first time since 2020 to congratulate her. I can’t wait for his book with Woodward!!!!!!!
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The firing squad is back in South Carolina.
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So, there is a worker shortage?? Perhaps if we made it easier to get hired, things would work better. Can owners and managers actually look at a person and go with their gut? Can we get rid of drug tests and long online applications and psych exams? The $ spent on administrative work for hiring is ruining this country. A normal person has to jump thru hoops just to wash dishes anymore. We are not ll cookie cutter people. Often there are no rewards for loyal employees, not to mention benefits. And the laziness of employers who will then not do anything about bad employees that disrupt the work place is astounding. C’mon, give people a chance and then hold them to account and reward the hard workers. Most everyone I know has these same complaints. Who wants to go thru that?
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Medina Spirit failed a drug test after the Kentucky Derby.** You know who doesn’t care about who wins the Kentucky Derby? The horses. It’s time to ban horse racing. -Larry Charles
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I’ve had a wonderful time, but tonight wasn’t it. –Groucho Marx
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If you don’t need a mask because God will protect you, why do you need a gun?- anonymous
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How shady is the GOP when it comes to these recounts to support the big lie? Taxpayer $ is being used for this and now there will have to be new voting machines. Since the auditors have mishandled the machines and insisted on passwords, Maricopa County will have to start over!! Can we keep reminding the public that this is costing us all a lot of $???** Even the majority of republicans say that the audits are keeping the base energized for the next election so mission accomplished
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Tulsa survivors spoke in front of congress as a reparations bill was introduced.
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Men who think they can decide for the women who carry the consequences of their ejaculations that life begins at conception, need to put their $ where their misogynist, hypocritical mouths are with laws that require instantaneous and permanent child support or shut the fuck up. –Bradley Whitford
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It is estimated that there are about 50 billion birds on the planet.
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Maggie Q, Samuel L. Jackson and Michael Keaton are bringing us The Protégé.
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There has been a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas after 10 days of fighting. Well done on the Middle East, Jared!!
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Andrea Mitchell, a hard ass working journalist seems to be slowing down.
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Legos has added some LGBTQ characters.
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Can we put Finn Wittrock and Leo in a film together?
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Check out the Traveling Diary Tour.
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Jamie Foxx has some mega product placement in the new, Dad stop embarrassing me!
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Brooklyn 99 will air 2 episodes a week in this final season.
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Three Doctors who treated Navalny are missing.
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Laverne Cox will be the new host of E!’s red carpet coverage. Giuliana Rancic has left.
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Look for the book Bull Twit … and whatnot from George Wallace.
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R.I.P. Vernon Jordon, Ed Ward, Tawny Kitaen, Olympia Dukakis, Bo, the Obama’s dog, the latest mass shooting and stabbing victims, Roger Hawkins, Paul Mooney, Shock 6, Eric Carle, Charles Grodin, Diamond Girl Taylor, John Davis, Kevin Clark , Jim Clendenen, B.J. Thomas, Buddy Van Horn and Norman Lloyd.
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Isadora expected things to get messy when Brooke reached out to meet with her but, the guilt radiating from the other side of the table is terrifying. There's something else I have to tell you, first. And it might make you change your mind about you inviting me to come with you. As an overthinker, her mind races around several different scenarios that her best friend could have done to continue stabbing her in the back. She doesn't want to hate Brooke, they connected on levels she never knew existed. She was her twin flame - her sister; the Mary-Kate to her Ashley and the Tia to her Tamera. Which is why Brooke could tell her she fucked Volchok and although it would break her heart to a million little pieces, she would still find a way to forgive her.
Lucky for her and her fragile little heart, the incident doesn't compare to the agony she would have felt if Brooke was actually having an affair with her ex-boyfriend. "Give me your hand." Isadora reaches across the table and holds onto her. Even before touching her, she knew her best friend was shaking. It's obvious to her that Brooke's had a really bad run of horrible luck with the people in her life. From high school onward, she's been put through the ringer and betrayed by everyone - including the love of her life. There's no way Isadora's going to sit here judging her when she knows if the tables were reversed, she would have made the same mistakes.
"Brooke..." She stands up and maneuvers her way out of the booth. It might have looked like she had enough and was leaving but, on the contrary, she was coming around the table to sit closer. "Sending a dirty video? That's my specialty, girl. I've done it so many times. You don't have anything to feel ashamed of. Does it suck that Seth is such a prick? Yes. But I'm done blaming you for getting caught up in my brother's charm." She releases a soft, calming breath as her fingers toy with the fabric of Brooke's sleeve. "Let me tell you something that I need you to fully listen to and accept...okay? I was never mad that you had a thing with my brother. When Seth wants to be, he's a great guy. One of the best. I love him so much. And I love you so much. If you guys wanted to have fun, that won't upset me. I just hate being lied to. You're my best friend and he's my brother. I know that makes you feel less inclined to tell me things but, you can. It won't gross me out or hurt my feelings. I want you both to be happy."
As for Tyler and the sex tape...Isadora's at a loss. They could try to steal Tyler's phone before they leave but knowing him he probably backs everything up. What self-respecting tech-nerd wouldn't? "The only advice I can give you about the video is, who cares? You're hot as fuck. I've had pictures and videos get out. The only people who care are the ones who're jealous because its not them in the video with you. Guys call girls whores when they can't fuck them - or when they know someone else gets to. Girls call other girls sluts when they can't be them. If given the chance and had our bodies and our options, they would be doing the same fucking thing. You're a goddamn goddess, babe. So it doesn't matter who sees it. One day we'll do a spread for Playboy together and tell them to suck our clits. How's that sound? And in the meantime...keep your eyes open. Top Chef is on his way over. I'm gonna pee!"
Max brushes shoulders with Isadora on his way to their both. "Hey, how was the food?" He's not the best with small talk but, he wanted to catch her before she left. This is his last week at the Diner before he takes his culinary skills to the Rosewood Hotel. Depressed or not, Brooke's still an eye-catcher. He couldn't take his eyes off her and knows she's been eyefucking him right back. "I'm not usually this forward but this is my last week here and I would regret not asking you for your number. I can't get fired anymore so I can come right out and say it...I would love to take you out."
Brooke couldn't agree more with how Isadora viewed it because frankly, she felt the same way. They weren't into each other like that. Sure, they could appreciate each other's beauty, cherish one another's hearts and still remain best friends. People have meaningless hook ups all the time. It doesn't mean they want to run off, get married and start a life together afterwards. Isadora was like a vibrator that doubled as a best friend. She listened to her, offered advice, was there when Brooke needed her most. It's not as shameful as Volchok had evidently make it sound.
So once again, fuck him for that.
"Really?" At the offer to accompany Isadora home, Brooke perks up for the first time in over the span of a week. The thought of exploring her best friend's hometown, reclaiming her stomping grounds and getting drunk while doing it sounds amazing right now. Brooke couldn't think of anything more fun.
( Besides, fucking the cook - who she couldn't help notice was hot and older. Her two favorite things to look for in the opposite sex. And who had been eyefucking her back for the past thirty minutes. )
Which come to think of it - forced a dawning realization on her. "There's just one major problem." And once again, it's all Brooke's fault. They might've called a truce but, they hadn't really addressed the elephant in the room. The reason they stopped communicating and hanging out in the first place. Seth. Brooke had yet to tell Isadora she ran into him at the Halloween party and he extended a similar offer to her. Was he going to be there as well? Would it be awkward living in his family's mansion alongside his younger sister while continuing to shoot down his advances not only because her heart was still broke but for the sake of her best friend's feelings?
"There's something else I have to tell you, first. And it might make you change your mind about you inviting me to come with you. Which, I'll understand." And, of course, she would respect.
"I ran into Seth at the Halloween party. He wanted me to sneak with him out the back and have sex in his car. I told him no because I was there with Tyler and I wasn't interested." There's a deep breath before Brooke forces herself to continue. "Then he asked me to come to Peachtree with him. Get to know him outside of this bubble we're all in." Though, once again... "I said no. He ended up leaving the party and went home, I guess." Granted, the story doesn't really end there.
"Later that night, Tyler was driving me home and the subject came up. He could tell I seemed off after the interaction and I ended up telling him what happened." Then, she made the second biggest mistake of her life. "We ended up pulling over and he convinced me to make another sex tape with him. In the heat of the moment, I was still so mad at Seth for lying to me about being engaged and for screwing my mom that I sorta...." Brooke closed her eyes and flinched as if bracing herself for the impact of Isadora's reaction, "....sent the tape to him?" There. She said it. And my god, did it feel good to get it off her chest.
"I'm SO sorry Is, I know it's fucked up. I actually regret doing it now because Tyler still has a copy and I don't trust he won't use it against me if or when he's feeling vindictive again. I mean, clearly he never gave a shit about me to begin with so who knows where it's at now. Seth didn't seem mad, though. But, I don't know? I get it, if it may be awkward for you or you'd rather I not come and make your life even more of a mess. I am sorry, though. For everything. I never wanted my relationship with him to get in between OUR friendship. It means so much to me, I realized. You're the only person I have left that I still want around and I miss so much. And I never want to lose you again."
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There was nothing ( absolutely nothing ) sexier than hearing the neediness in Celia's Cuban accent when she's begging him to fuck her. His cock strains between his boxers and his thigh before she pulls him free. He's so hard its uncomfortable. He needs her to lick her palm and stroke his fat erection until he cums on her dress. "Fuck, baby. The things you do to me." He hisses before grabbing her hips and lifting her up onto the sink in front of a giant mirror. He would happily die for ten minutes of her in his lap, riding his eager cock and begging for more.
"Did I ever tell you how hot it is when you're this desperate?" He slides his hands under her dress and pushes her knees apart. "I want you to keep begging." He whispers under a hoarse tone, holding his cock in his hand, he taps its heaviness against her clit. "Beg me to fuck you hard, baby." He grabs her breast over her dress and gropes her tit until her entire boob falls out.
"Beg." He demands again, moving his mouth closer to her chest, he spits on her tit and then drags his tongue around, lapping up the wetness. "Now kiss me." He grabs her throat with one hand and uses the other to hold onto her knee as he pushes himself past her dress. "If you ever come here like this again I'll fuck you in the kitchen without thinking twice about it." He warns, instantly picking up momentum, barreling against her hips. "God, baby, mmph!"
"Now why would I get you killed?" She's plays innocent as she picks apart his zipper, desperately trying to free the hard on she knows he has for her underneath his trousers. Max could never resist her in a sundress. Just as she could never resist him in anything. "I don't care. I just want you to fuck me." They could worry about protection ( or lack thereof ) later. Or she could stop by the drugstore on her way home and pick up an afterpill to ensure no accidents happen before they're ready to settle down.
"Please Max--" she begs around the bottom lip she has trapped between her teeth as they kiss and she gnaws, and she inevitably pushes his pants down. The cock she's grown to ravenously love and misses springs free and Celia palms him in her hand prior to lining him up with her center. "It'll be quick, I promise. I just need you right now. It's been too long."
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"Ce." Max warned, grabbing onto her wrist before her hand could wander any further. She was treading into dangerous territory. He could already feel his balls buzzing with anticipation. He was certain she could make him cum in five minutes or less. But where's the fun in that? With a face and body like hers, he wanted to spend hours exploring every delicious curve.
"Fuck, babe. You're a literal vampire." He half-laughs, half-complains. He can't say no to her and that's the problem. Because his boss wasn't someone he should piss off. He was expected to bring the testers out in the next twenty to thirty minutes. The guys were having a poker night downstairs and the boss wanted to make sure the food was as good as he promised. Or else Max would be replaced as their head chef.
"Babe - please." He begged, sucking a sharp breath in through his teeth. Why did she have to show up here in a fucking sundress of all things? Taking a bite of his knuckles, he weighs both options. Piss off the hotel or stand Celia up when she's horny and in a sundress? The hotel could go to hell. Max didn't waste any time rushing to the women's room. Unfortunately, the key was with the front desk so they couldn't lock the door behind them.
"Baby, you're going to get me killed." Max grabs onto her waist and pulls her in, speaking harshly against her sexy Cuban lips. "I don't have a condom."
“Fat daddy,” she confirms with a kittenish smirk and a confident nod. He knows the one. He bought it for her the first night she ever used it. Celia promised to let Max watch her come undone using it but he couldn’t control himself and ultimately ended up joining her as she succumbed to her pleasure.
“You’re that backed up, huh?” Although it was dangerous, Celia extended a hand under the table and let her fingers crawl up Max’s inner thigh. “Why can’t you get off now?” She was confident they could find a secluded spot, somewhere quick. He could spare her five minutes. At least long enough to tide them both over until nine rolled around when he assured her he would finally be all hers. “You’d be pleased to know I’m not wearing any underwear underneath this dress. And seeing you has made me sopping wet.” She wore a cute sundress just for his amusement knowing they were one of his favorites on her and she’d be impossible for him to resist. “Meet me in the bathroom in five minutes or I’m going rogue.” For her, that means causing a scene. It would be the meltdown of the century if he leaves her hanging.
Upon blowing Max a kiss, Celia retracts her wandering hand and excuses herself from the table, encouraging Max with bedroom eyes to follow her towards the restaurant’s ladies room.
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