#bwiiwat big mama's assistant

[but-what-if-it-was-a-turtle]

!!!MASTERPOST!!!

Welcome to "But what if it was a turtle?", the hub for all our weird adventures and mishaps! This post is here to guide you to our blogs and what is and isn't allowed, as well as the story so far!

Hamato Raphael (aka Raph, aka Red) - (tba)

Hamato Leonardo (aka Leo, aka Leon, aka Neon Leon, aka Primetime, aka Pepino, aka Blue) - (tba)

Hamato Donatello (aka Donnie, aka Donald, aka Don, aka Dee/D, aka Orthello Von Ryan, aka Purple) - (tba)

Hamato Michaelangelo (aka Mikey, aka Angelo, aka Michael, aka Orange) - (tba)

Hamato Yoshi (aka Lou Jitsu, aka Splinter, aka Snuggle Muffin Beefcake) - (tba)

April O'Neil - (tba)

Sunita - (tba)

Carol O'Neil - (tba)

Mayhem (aka Agent 46) - (tba)

Frankenfoot (aka Buddy) - (tba)

Piebald - (tba)

Baron Draxum (aka Barry) - (tba)

Huginn & Muninn (aka Draxum's shoulder pads) - (tba)

Sloppy Joseph - (tba)

Cassandra Jones (aka Casey) - (tba)

Casey Jones (aka Case) - (tba)

Big Mama (aka Sassy Sugar Badger) - (tba)

Big Mama's Assistant - (tba)

Amphisbaena - (tba)

Cortex - (tba)

Sprite - (tba)

Señor Hueso (aka Hueso) - (tba)

Hueso Jr. - (tba)

Capitán Piel (aka Piel) - (tba)

Clem - (tba)

Mrs. Cuddles (aka Cuddles) - (tba)

Loathsome Leonard - (tba)

Dastardly Danny - (tba)

Malicious Mickey - (tba)

Loose Lips Malinowski - (tba)

Hypno-Pottamus (aka Hypno) - (tba)

Warren Stone - (tba)

Mayor Mira - (tba)

Repo Mantis - (tba)

Meat Sweats (aka Rupert Swaggart) - (tba)

Todd (aka Nails von Melee) - (tba)

//mod (aka Lulu, aka Lu) - @lulu-nightbon (main), @neurodivergent-gremlin (alt)

??? - (tba) [ask box closed!]

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!!Rules!!

1. Please do not send anything explicitly nsfw- these blogs portray underage characters, and nsfw content of them is really fuckin weird! (this includes gore- no matter how good or engaging it might be, we have to be mindful of the other anons! implications are a very fine line and will be decided on a case by case basis, and mod will try to tag potentially triggering content! however, mod is not perfect, so if they miss something, please remind him!)

2. Please do not harass others! While some of you may have your various issues with the turtles and co., please do not take it out on mod or the other askers, as they are actual people! As well, any bigots- homophobes, transphobes, antisemitics, anti-autism, the like- will not be acknowledged! mod vixself is genderqueer and most definitely not straight, has clinically diagnosed autism, depression, and anxiety, as well as a history of anorexic behaviors, and traumatic experiences. while fel may fare well against just seeing/hearing about certain things, and can stand comments being launched at them, he does have a limit, and his limits may be higher than other anons. these blogs may be a bit, but there is a line that shouldn't be crossed, so please do be mindful and respectful!

3. Don't be afraid to use your oc's in asks! The events of the canon show and movie are entirely unchanged, so any previous histories will be void and null here! Some may be formed, but these blogs take place within a year after the movie (specific numbers will be posted to this after a hot second of research, so these blogs will not be responding to asks until a timeline is established!), so be aware that backstories for your oc's may be ignored! also be aware that mod likely does not know your oc's backstory, so feel free to type it up and tag him if you want them to understand something going on in your ask that has to do with the backstory. also, be aware that some nicknames are off-limits. unless you are running an rp blog of a character that would use said specific nickname, you are not that character, so do not use that nickname.

4. "But what if it was a turtle?" is not responsible for content sent into them! If askers send in content that crosses the nsfw, triggering, or harassment line, do not expect it to be answered! We do not want our askers to be heckled, so we will put our foot down if content sent in does not follow the rules!

5. Please be mindful that shipping is a tentative area! We're sure you all have your own headcanons, desires, and child oc's, but, once again, these are underage characters! If you are really dead-set and hellbent on a ship, you're going to have to work for it, and we can't guarantee you won't have competition or that anyone will be able to achieve such a feat! Of course, we are aware of the subsect of you that may send in shipping material to REACT to in order to see how torturous it may be for said character. This is going to be accepted on a case by case basis, and please do remember that these must apply to the other rules to be answered! However, asks that do not make the cut are more likely to be referenced as an independent post (though that may not be a good thing, so don't be getting ideas).

6. No T-Cest. No one wants to see that. We don't care if you'd like to see the Hamatos be tortured by seeing this. It's not allowed.

7. Have fun! That's what these blogs are for!

8. Rise baby, Rise baby! (leo insisted on this. donnie warned him.)

rules sourced from The Turtles And Their Colors!

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STORYTIME!

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