#but yup I'm a shorty

[miyuhpapayuh]

9. somethin' special.

The next morning, She sits on the bathroom floor, contemplating the last twelve hours of her life.

Rod talked her into going back inside the club and after her third shot, she doesn't remember anything. She got so drunk that she actually passed out and woke up in her bed with her dress still on.

She'd pulled it off and basically crawled all the way in the bathroom. Her stomach is in the tightest and most queasy knot ever. The constant dry heaving is kicking her ass. It's a good thing she was off today.

"Tyler," she called out, as loud as her sore throat can bear.

"Tylerrrr!!” She smacks the door all the way open and glares at Stevie.

"Girl, why are you on the floor? And where's your clothes?" She throws her hands up and shrugs.

She leaves out and comes back with a tank top and some shorts, sits them on the counter, before helping Stevie up off the floor. She slowly gets dressed.

"What happened last night?"

"Oh girl, you had a good ass time. You threw them shots back like a madwoman! Rod was hyping your goofy ass up, too."

She opens her medicine cabinet and pulls out the aspirin. "Let's go this way, before I fall down."

She grabs a hold of Stevie's arm and they head into her room.

She falls back on her bed and pulls the pillow over her face.

"Did you have sex last night?" She asks.

She snatches the pillow away from her face.

"No."

Tyler jerks her head back. "Why so sassy?"

"I wanted nothing more than to have sex on my birthday and he turned me down."

"You were off your ass. Of course, he turned you down." She squints her eyes at her. "I can see if y'all had sex before, but you ain't never had no dick and he was just calmin' your horny ass down, before you did something you was gon' regret, later."

Stevie shrugs, grabbing the water off her nightstand, unscrewing the cap on it, before popping two aspirin and chugging half the bottle.

"All I know is, he got me waiting this long, it better be worth it."

"Oh, I'm sure it is."

She sits in her computer chair and finishes typing the last couple of sentences for her report.

She got so carried away last night that she almost forgot that it was due by the end of today.

And yes, while everyone is done with the semester and enjoying the summertime, Stevie had to be extra as hell and take a summer course. But on the plus side, it only lasts for five weeks.

"Annnd.... done!" She hits submit in the bottom right corner and shuts her computer down. She pushes away from the table and walks towards the nightstand and grabs her ringing phone.

"Hello," she sings.

"You sound happy." Rod's voice comes through,making her chuckle and stare out the window, watching the sun start to set. "Is that for me?"

"Mmmm.... nah. I just finished my report way ahead of time, and I'm glad about it."

"Wow, it's like that?"

"Yup,” she pops her lips for emphasis.

"Damn, I had something special planned for you, too." She rolls her eyes.

"No you didn't."

"I ain't never lied to you, shorty." She sucks her teeth.

"Rod, don't play with me."

"Aight." The line goes dead. She pulls the phone away from her ear and looks at it crazily.

"Did he ju—" she stares at her phone, closes it and opens it back, her thumb reaching for that first digit, before he's calling again.

I let it ring twice, before holding it up to her ear. His deep laughter fills the silence.

"Still think I'm playin' witchu?"

"Yo ass better be on the way to come get me, I know that much."

"I got you, babygirl." She hangs up, this time.

Quickly pulling the oversized T-shirt over her head, she heads towards the pile of clothes and pulls out the soft pink crop top that Tyler bought for her birthday, along with her favorite pair of jean shorts, they made her butt look fantastic.

She pulls out her brown sandals and applies a coat of strawberry flavored gloss to her lips, before sneaking into Tyler's room. She grabs a bottle of perfume off her dresser and sprays it in front of herself, taking in the whiff.

"Hm... smells like sin." She sprays a little bit on her neck, chest, wrists and legs. She sits it down and heads downstairs. 

She gets to the bottom of the staircase and there's two knocks on the door. She smirks and takes her time, walking across the floor.

Pulling the door open, Rod stands ready to greet her with a mirrored expression and a tulip, to her surprise. 

Her eyes darted between the smug look on his face and the pretty flower. Her lips curl up into a smile.

"You tryna butter me up, huh?"

He laughs, before linking their fingers together and pulling her almost all the way out of the door.

"Wait, I need my key." She backs up towards the counter and grabs it, heads back out, this time closing and locking it behind her.

Opening the passenger door of his Jeep for her, he helps her inside. She sits inside and twirls the flowers between her fingers, watching how the orange hue from the sky hits the petals.

Rod rounds the car and starts it up. He glances at her, smiling to himself. She doesn't know how adorable she is to him.

Pulling out of her driveway, he starts the journey back to his place. Stevie shifts in her seat and admires his side profile, like always. She even reaches out to play with his growing beard.

He caresses the side of her hand, absentmindedly turning her on, even more than she already is.

She pulls away, only for his hand to follow and land on her thigh. He gives a squeeze for appreciation.

She hums to herself, laying her head on the seat. Coming to a red light, he turns and catches her gaze.

The same hue that shines on her flower, flows gracefully over her face and the chain that he bought her.

Facing the road just in time to see the light turn green, he continues down the road for a few minutes, before turning into his driveway. He hops out and rounds the car to open her door and help her down.

A comfortable silence falls over them as they walk the short distance to his front door. Unlocking it, he allows her to go in first.

"So... what's the someth— mm." His lips find hers, as her back becomes one with the wall beside the door. He tugs on her bottom lip and pulls away.

"I'm sure you know." Picking her up, he carries her towards the stairs. Her eyes follow the rose petals on each step and she melts right in his arms.

"Oh my gosh."

Setting her back on her feet, he pushes his bedroom door open and she lets out a gasp. He takes her hand and they follow the even bigger trail of roses to his bed. The whiff of lavender hits her nose, as she looks around at the candles that somewhat litter his dresser.

Her back hits his soft gray comforter. He kneels at the end of the bed and removes her sandals, before kissing her feet. She sits up and giggles, scooting away from him.

"Come back, babygirl." He pulls her back by her legs.

She wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him, again. He slides his hand between her legs and fidgets with the button on her shorts.

She reaches forward and grips his shirt, beginning to pull it away from his body. He raises his arms, and she tosses the shirt. He does the same with her shorts.

His large hands push her back on the bed, while his lips trail kisses from her thighs to the hem of her crop top. Her nails graze against the nape of his neck.

"You smell so good..." he pulls the material up, revealing her breasts. He grunts, before covering her left nipple with his wet mouth. She wraps her legs around his waist and lets out a whimper.

"Mmm," the stir in the pit of her stomach grows stronger. Her back bends away from the bed, but is quickly pushed back down. He repeats the action to her right nipple.

"That feels so good." His lips leave her chest and he hovers over her. She grazes her nails down his chestnut hued abs, ending at the loop on his jeans. She gives it a tug.

He taps her thigh and she removes herself from his waist. He stands from the bed and rids himself of his jeans, revealing his impressive girth to her.

Her mouth shamelessly drops open. Her eyes darted to his and back down, below his waist. He chuckles and climbs back between her legs, hooking a finger onto the thin band of her panties.

Pulling them away from her waist, he wastes no time and sloppily dives in. Her shaky fingers find the back of his head, pulling him in closer.

"Oh shit.. ohhh shit," his tongue works against her bud, until her body shakes and she cries out, reaching her first peak of the night.

But, this time, he continues to slurp away at her.

"B-baby— wait!" She scoots back and he follows. His hands wrap around her thighs, keeping her in place. She squeezes her eyes shut, and lets out a squeal.

"Unh! I'm gonna c-cum! Oh fuckkk!" She grabs the sides of his face and grinds against his mouth. He moans at her taste, making the knot in her stomach tighten.

"Fuck!" letting out the prettiest moan he's ever heard her make, she falls back on the bed and crosses her legs. Her chest rapidly rises and falls.

He reaches across her and grabs a condom, before dropping his boxers. She opens her eyes and catches another glimpse of what's about to attempt to fit inside of her.

Rolling it onto his length, he pulls her up to fully remove her shirt. Her legs find their way back around his waist, and his hands come up to caress her cheek.

"I'll be gentle, I promise."

"Okay." She places her tiny hands on his broad shoulders, maintaining eye contact.

He pushes into her slowly, groaning at how unbelievably tight she is. Her eyes widened for a second, before snapping shut.

A hiss flies out. Her lips part slightly, letting small whimpers escape.

She feels an uncomfortable pressure, biting down on her lip and breathes through her nose.

He slides all the way in, before pulling out and repeating the action.

"Are you okay, baby?" His eyes wander over her face. She nods, keeping her lip tucked between her teeth.

He continues stroking at a slow pace, making sure she's comfortable and allowing her to get used to his size. Her hands move towards his chest.

Her left leg is now perched on his hip, as the pain and pressure starts to fade, becoming replaced by what she's been waiting to feel.

Her moans fill his ear, causing a smile to break out on his lips. Her eyes flutter closed. He leans down to brush the hair away from her neck and places kisses there.

"Oh my God," she moans just above a whisper, "just like that."

Picking up his pace, he begins to grind hips into hers. She grips his back and small gasps leave her mouth. A tingle shoots through her, causing her back to arch underneath him.

"How does it feel, babygirl?" Her eyes open up again, hazily staring into his. Her mouth opens, but her words are stuck in her chest.

"S-so goo— unh," his length brushes against a spot that makes her eyes roll back. He kisses her parted lips.

"That's the spot? Right here?" One hand grabs a fistful of the covers, while the other scratches at his back. Her moans grow louder.

"Yes...yesss," continuing to hit her spot, he presses his body against hers. Her nub starts swelling as she squeezes him, involuntarily.

"Shit... you feel so good, babygirl." He sloppily kisses her, tangling his tongue with hers. Her breathing becomes labored.

She pulls away and tosses her head deep into the pillows. Her hands push at his chest, as her peak gets closer. Increasing his strokes, his hips begin to slam into hers.

"Ohh my— fuck! I'm gonna cum, baby!"

His grunts and her moans mix. Her heavy breathing turns into panting as her vision goes blurry, her chest caving in.

"Oh my God... right there... don't st–stop! Don't stop!" His hand grips her neck, making her look at him.

"Let it go, mama."

Her brows furrow deeply, pupils dilate. The jolt of pleasure that runs through her body makes her see white. Her orgasm hitting her like a ton of bricks.

He continues to grind into her, until her hands push at his waist. She covers her face and lets out a heavy sigh.

"Just.... give me a minute," she says, breathlessly.

He presses kisses on the hand that's covering her face, before grabbing her other hand and doing the same.

"That was.... wow."

He chuckles and buries his face into her neck.

"I'm glad, I could make you feel good." Humming, she throws her arm over his shoulder.

"That's definitely an understatement." He nips at her skin and pulls away, bringing his attention back to her face. 

She giggles and places a peck on his lips. "Do it again." 

He raises an eyebrow.

"Do what, again?"

"Make me feel good." The innocence in her smile makes him dive back into her, causing her lips to part and let out his new favorite sounds.

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[darkchaogarden-blog]

Wave: Hey, come back here!! You bird brains forgot-

Sonic: Oh, hey Wave. Long time no see.

Wave: What?! I mean, w-what do you want?

Tails: Uh, who are you yelling at?

Wave: Nobody, uh, I mean, it's...an ancient Babylonian chant, an ode to the sky and all it watches over! Yeah, that's it! You uncultured dorks wouldn't know a thing about that, would you?

Sonic: Uh-huh…

Tails: ...Jet and Storm flew off on the zeppelin without you, didn't they?

Wave: N-no! I mean...*sigh*…would you believe me if I told this isn't the first this happened?

Sonic: Yup, that sounds about right. Tails does it all the time!

Tails: N-n-not all the time!

Sonic: Point is, I'm sure the Babylon-for-brains-brothers will realize they left you and will circle back in...

Wave: ...give 'em a week...

Sonic: Awesome! In the meantime, why don't you hang out with us!

Wave: Hang out?! With you...and the shortie?!

Sonic: His name is Tails, and if I didn't know any better, I'd say you two would get along better with you two really took the time to get to know each other.

Wave: Why the hell would I...I...Grr...f-fine...it's not like I've got anything better to do for a week...

Sonic: That's the spirit! Now, Tails, why don't you escort the nice young lady to your lab.

Tails: Do you have to make it awkward?

Sonic: Yes, because funny and cute when you get flustered.

Tails: D'oh! Ugh...um, r-right this way, M-m-m-miss Wave...

Wave: Ugh, drop it! Just call me Wave. Let's go, shor-uh, Tails, whatever...*walks off to Tails' Lab*

Sonic: Aww, she called you by your name, you lady's fox, you...

Tails: ...s-s-s-shut up, Sonic...

[pattern-recognition]

I'mma kill my landlord so I got a heater Specifcally, a n**** got a nine millimeter If he dont believe in God, I'mma make him a believer He won't have no choice 'cause he really 'bout to meet him So, yup, six weeks ago, I'm gettin' evicted Begged my landlord to help a n****, said he couldn't risk it In the streets, been out here for weeks Shittin' where I sleep, ain't got shit to eat Bro, this homeless shit is peak Rewind two months ago, I just lost my job Was livin' check to check, but check to check is gettin' robbеd Home of the free, land of the undеrpaid Basically, had a closet off of minimum wage Now I don't even have that, but I know where he's at I'm shootin' him, probably his family, and maybe the cat Last year, shorty, she left the state with my son This is America, so I spent my last on a gun

[princesspastel8]

Chapter 18

Third POV

"What the hell, Taylor? I can defend myself." Eboni scoffs.

Eboni is both surprised yet offended by Taylor's interference to protect her. It gives the girl an odd feeling that she hadn't felt since her parents' passing. She's never had anyone willingly put themselves in danger to protect her- except for her parents. So you could say that moment triggered the poor teen.

"I ain't doubtin' that....just best ta' not fuck with 'em no matter what they do." Taylor tries to explain, rubbing the back of her neck.

Eboni notices that whenever Taylor does that gesture, she's clearly hiding something. The teen steps back, crossing her arms over her chest. It's true that Eboni still doesn't know much about Taylor & Iris- but she's nearly jumped by three girls that they both know, mostly Taylor.

"Spill. It." The girl demands.

Taylor sighs heavily. She knows Eboni won't take 'no' for an answer whenever she gets that hard stubbornness look in her eyes. "Ugh, fine- whatevea, but we skippin' this shit hole. There are too many eyes and ears."

At this, Eboni suddenly remembers that she's supposed to be meeting with Jeff. No doubt he heard and witnessed everything, but that doesn't change that she'd somehow would get in trouble if she doesn't follow his orders. While deep in thought, the teen subconsciously stares towards the woods - feeling his eyes on her, but she doesn't see him.

"Whatcha lookin' at?" Taylor asks, throwing her arm over Eboni's shoulders.

"Uh... nothing, yeah, let's go. You got some explaining to do." Eboni said, looking up at Taylor and shrugs her arm off her shoulders.

Taylor laughs, rolling her eyes. "Mhm, anyways - ya' place?"

Eboni looks at Iris to see if she's alright with skipping school. Iris smiles shyly, nodding her head. With that confirmation, Eboni agrees to let them come to her place. As the three sneak their way off of school grounds, the smiling killer watches- a frown edged on his features.

Once at Eboni's house, the teen explains how her foster parents are still overseas on some sort of business. She sometimes forget how loaded they really are. Taylor helps herself to the pantry while Iris asks for any snack she may want. Eboni leads them to her living room, preferring they stay downstairs.

"Ok, you got your food. Now talk. They don't have cameras here or anything. I have the right to know who those three bitches are. And why would you even involve herself in a fucking gang?" Eboni questions calmly, but underneath she's still fuming from the events earlier.

Taylor sighs heavily, sitting back on the couch as she stares at the ceiling. "Yeah...I admit- I was stupid to join 'em, but I ain't have anyone."

"What do you mean?" Eboni asks, leaning forward in her seat.

"My ma...she's a junkie." Taylor shrugs. "A lot of fucked up shit happened to me. Then she showed up."

"Who?"

"The leader of The Red Riders. They are a motorcycle female only gang. She took meh in, and I went up 'em ranks. Lata' on I met those chicks."

"The three bitches who jumped me? What's their names?"

"The shorty is Emily. The tall one is Trisha. And that bitchy one is Beth." Taylor huffs, becoming irritated at the thought of the third one.

Eboni raised a brow, leaning back in her seat. "So... I'm assuming you were close with those three until you met Iris?"

"Yup. The Red Raiders is so freakin' huge that the leader picked to split the gang inta' groups of four. I was the leadea' of 'em. 'Til I met Iris and Luna. Wanted nothin' to do with 'em at first. But... they grew on me."

"So why not leave the gang? What's holding you back?" Eboni finally asked after sighing heavily.

"Sh... she would b-be killed..o-out of the gang." Iris stutters out, tears filling her eyes.

Eboni's eyes widen a bit, sitting up again. "Wait a sec, I thought in most gangs you get beaten out.."

"Yeah. I got one hella beatin' for wantin' to drop those three bitches..but leavin' the gang ends in death." Taylor shrugs, stuffing a few chips in her mouth.

"Why do you...seem so unbothered by that fact?"

"I lost my rank. I'm at the lowest of the fuckin' low. All I gotta do is stay out they way and in the shadows." Taylor says, looking at Eboni. "Its why I stepped in. You ain't allowed to fight 'em. No matter what they fuckin' doin'. You ignore 'em and keep steppin' get me?"

"Keep stepping? Are you for real?" Eboni scoffs.

She's pissed. Eboni isn't the type to back down, let alone have anyone walk all over her. She's past that. She's done being treated any kind of way - like a doormat. There's no way she's just going to let gang banging freaks bully her.

Eboni laughs, a loud, somewhat sadistic laugh. "Oh fuck them and fuck this!" She shouts, standing up. "You think you're the only one who's been through hell and back? I'm not going to let some snot nose wanna be gangsters walk all over me- both outside and inside school!"

"B-But Eboni, then y-you'll be putting Taylor in danger!" Iris tries to reason.

Eboni rolls her eyes. "I'm not going to go out of my way and start shit with those idiots. But if the shit they tried to pull today happens again, I'm beating ass."

"B-But..." Iris was close to tears. She didn't want to lose Taylor, and she didn't want Eboni to get hurt. The kind girl fears that Eboni doesn't understand how huge this gang is. They're dangerous people.

"It's whatevea,' Iris. I can't make ha'." Taylor shrugs, standing to her feet with her bag of chips. "As long as ya' don't go pickin' fights."

"I won't purposely put your ass on the line, I'm also not gonna let them kick my ass either." Eboni shrugs.

Taylor grins, patting Eboni's shoulder. "I can respect that shit. Fair enough. Anyways, I gotta cool movie we can watch."

Eboni cringes. "....Taylor I fucking swear if its something like twilight I'm kicking both of your asses out my house." The teen warns.

"Nah, nah, it's some action shit- promise." Taylor tries to persuade.

".....Mk." Eboni said hesitantly.

However, Eboni was once again roped into a stupick chick flick call 'Mean Girls', and my god, she hated it even the second time around. The moment it's over, she kicks Taylor out of her home quite literally but gently pushes Iris out. No matter how piss Eboni may get, she can never take it out on the sweetheart.

With a heavy sigh, the teen walks up to her room and begins talking off her clothes for a shower, but her closet door is cracked open. Eboni knows she closed it before she left for school, so why would it be -

Chills. Chills begin to travel down her spine at the sound of breathing. It's faint, but she hears it. Eboni knows it's stupid, but she quickly grabs her switch blade from her thigh and slowly walks to her closet door. But before the teen can reach for the doorknob, a hand springs out and grabs Eboni's wrist, making her drop her switchblade.

Eboni gasps as the male slames her against the wall, pinning her hands above her head. Once the teen looks up, she notices that the random male is Jeff, and he doesn't look happy... despite his craved out smile.

"I told you this before princess, I hate fucking waiting."

[honey-deku]

Hii ^^ (I just realised I have never before sent you an ask xD)

How about 8. and 17. from the 70 questions thing? 🤭

All good Mirka! <3

08: yup! i've always been the athlete in my family and was considered the jock in my highschool friend group! got a scholarship and many awards for it during my childhood. ive participated in quite a few sports!

since 5th grade, i loved going on jogs and running in general, pretending i was sonic lol

around middle school, i loved played volleyball during gym class and was considered the ace since people fumbled with my spikes and we'd score points this way (i'm nowhere near good or skilled like Oikawa tho) during highschool the girls got taller except me and my gym teacher for 10th grade ruined it for me

Haikyuu and friends made me love volleyball again! first i was a middle blocker but these days i tend to play as setter or libero (rip shorties)

And i finally got to play volleyball again during junior college but not even a full semester later, the pandemic hit (rip spring 2020)

from 9th grade and 10th i played in the highschool marching band and field shows. upon transferring to my second highschool in 11th grade, where most of my middle school friends stayed, they were all pissed at me (jokingly) that i was placed in varsity cross country immediately. they were more pissed that i didnt join cross country since my first year at the 1st highschool saying i could've been in varsity all 4 years, etc etc. i was much like yuji itadori where i was super athletic but had more interest in marching band than sports at the time

lastly, during the spring of 2015 (junior year) i was on the swim team after taking lessons at my local community rec center. i had little abs at that point but then i ate so much junk food during the summer afterwards kdkskdks

didnt do it for spring of 2016 (senior year) since i was picked to play the lead role for theatre class that semester

17: its gonna be a yes for this one too ^^;

without being tmi, shower sex is more fun in fiction than it is in person. im not a hater of it tho, in fact, if a partner asked i would likely agree, i just prefer literally anywhere else other than the bathroom to make out

[mashirabar]

𝑺𝑼𝑬𝑵𝑨 𝑬𝑵 𝑬𝑳 𝑩𝑨𝑹 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑨.

A través de las bocinas resuena reconocida melodía y te obliga a prestar atención: LGBT, de CUPCAKKE. En el jukebox, el mensaje es claro. Se trata de una dedicatoria de NA HYERIM para NA HYEONGYU.

Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT Lookin' like we belong on TV I'm rollin' with the LGBT

Too cool for this shit, look at my body language Shit on everything, I need some potty training Money missing, had to ask him, "Where the rest, dummy?" (Where it's at?) Before I call my bitches up, they say "yes, hunty" (You know it) Judge one of the studs, they gone bring some thugs (ya) Judge one of my drags, catch a heel up yo' ass (uh-oh) Don't judge a lesbian, 'cause she don't want you back, man (woo) Judge one of the gays, they drag you from Z to A (they will) And shout out to the bi's, you ain't gotta pick a side (nope) And if you in the closet, shorty, you ain't gotta hide (come out) Gotta make these bitches sick when they see you (What?) And if a bitch want beef, give her beef stew (yup, yup) Stripper right in front of me, I hope she washed her ass (you know it) She looking at my fine gays, but they don't wanna smash (nope) Know they 'bout to act a fool, time is past due Then the gays hop on stage, like, "I can shake my ass too."

Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT Lookin' like we belong on TV I'm rollin' with the LGBT

Fashion wise, they don't play (no, boy) When they step out, they gone slay I'm talkin' tight jeans, good hygienes Mothafuckas stay fleek everyday, yeah (We fleek!) Fuck with them, you better run off No skydivers, gone jump off No pun intended, hoes offended 'Cause they see we flyer than flight attendants Do a hair flip, then I dip (then I dip) In the strip club throwing tips In V.I.P., I'm 'bout to buy more 'Cause life too short, like hype sports Tissue in my bra, bitch, gone head (gone head) Bad bitch, and I got long legs (long legs) Ass super plump, full of cornbread I shut a bitch up like a phone dead

Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT Lookin' like we belong on TV I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT

[slimepuparibaba]

A Wanderer's Name

Warning: Contains mild spoilers for Genshin's 3.3 update! It's not MAJOR major but it is a mechanic that's a really cool surprise regarding Wanderer and his name. Don't read if you don't wanna know yourself!

Wanderer, now named Amostia: ...so why did you name me Amostia?

Lumine: Actually, we weren't the ones who named you.

Childe: Yeah, if I had a say in the matter, you would've been something stupid, like "Lil Boy Blue".

Amostia: Oy...

Childe: Nah, the kids named you.

Amostia, to Kai and Lana: ...you two?

Kai: Yeah.

Lana: Yup!

Amostia, crossing arms: So? What's with the name, mortals?

Childe, sarcastically: Wow, gentle with kids, huh, shortie?

Amostia: Watch it...

Kai: 'Cuz you remind us of someone.

Amostia: ?

Lana: Yeah! He was made like you were, he had the same goals...

Kai: And in the end, he wandered to another world to search for something. His name was Amostia too.

Amostia: I see... so, I remind you of him...

Lana: Mhm, mhm!

Kai: We just hope you don't blow up after singing a spell.

Amostia, rolling eyes: Yeah, I'll make sure to--

Amostia, doing a double take: ...wait, what?

Lana: Yeah, Amostia had like... TONS of clones of himself and they were all weapons called Punishment! Then they all went KABLOOM and BWOOOOOSH!

Kai: He was made in a lab, just like you were.

Amostia: *computing new info*

Amostia, to Lumine: am I going to blow up

Lumine: Wh--no!

Childe: man i wish

Lumine: AJAX!

Childe: Jeez, okay! I'm sorry!

Amostia: DOES THE NAME AMOSTIA COME WITH SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION?! ANSWER ME, MORTAL.

Lumine: O-okay, how about for peace of mind, you can have another name? H-how about Riku?

Childe, who has knowledge of the 4th wall: Oh, so like Rika Higurashi? Didn't she die a lot--

Amostia: SO I WILL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST?!

Lana: Big Brother Amostia's gonna go kablooey!

Lumine, stressed: Oh my god I'm so tired

You can name Wanderer in 3.3, so the Stars and Asters newly born Wanderer is named Amostia! but when introducing himself to strangers he just goes by Riku.

[the-firebird69]

We try now and really ppl money gold we let others in let's get it. Bja ok yup. He has his sector. And now

Tom Cruise haha as biden

No not us so you see I help this shit ends saw them mess with everyone we need them lut

Camilla

Good we help hope it works

Thor Freya

I don't hv confidence only psuedo empire sees their folly they need to step up

Zues Hera

Well. Ok. We do so

Mac daddy

True too we must most sit and stare we tk him dn now

Ben Arnold

Needed this motivation

Trump

Me too your cities and ships mine braggot deep scanning is the name but ok you don't have deep scanning so what

Zues Hera

Give it to me no no he says then nowhere to go

Trump

Do. Your a dead man sit next to me low level your a one of that lol

Zues Hera

Ok ok we do die here and he says it to us so. I see this but can't help it. Do what the goal shall be then attained you gone true. Body hopping advertising as we my prople need. We take it in heal it run Mac plans sorta shithead he says...so what I mk him feel it hahaha he laughs painful to heal so fast...damnit we are fimb

Trump

This will cost you more than you think it forces it. Your move in too soon shot lol

Zues Hera

You know what they all hit us if we do this

Yrump

So what we're dying

Dan Dave

He's laughing how long can I stand a five not long. I'm in it no. I see it they Left this blows. I can't no past the limit done soon. And yeh that's the idea ok you shit so we see it. Will now die. And be the boys. Recover using our deaths says we were not friends or decent ppl to him it's true so we go. Good he says get out. Finally we hv motivation

Dave dan

I need the money ok heart attack boy

Zues Hera

I'm not dead ok will look weak shorty dying crap I'm out good he says and why do we feel we can resist five we can't good he says he can was as a boy we're fd fell for it

Trump

Yes you are falling for it. Not a ton know and your spent

Zues Hera

Come on dn then.

Trump

Only if necessary to force ppl to whipe out your fleets and remaining cities ok

Zues Hera

Mac proper want us together to hit us

Trumpoh ok see it but psuedo empire lose

Dave dan

Not true at all dumb shit

Zues Hera

Ok lose trinkets we hv a goal and such so he says he orders us dead old lady shit no thanks

Dave dan

I send it now

Hera

Me too expedite it please

Zues

We shall and thank you for asking

Thor Freya

Olympus are on it but hear it now we mess the trumps up are dead fish still hv mass but see it's most likely over now too all. In

[fienin]

#grey5nine

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Snorted a bunch of Perc 30's, now I'm ignorin' every call (get up)

Got bored, decided to cop a sports car and I crashed it right into a wall

Hopped and that's when I realized that I was in the food court at the mall (get up)

Concussions and destruction, bitch, I'll show you how I ball

Shellfish on my wrist forever, ain't just the date (get up)

All these pups think they tough, tryna take off of my plate

Yeah, they howlin' and they growlin' (ooh), but my name stained with drool

Plenty of bones buried in the yard along with Fugazi jewels (ah)

Ruby been had all the girls, I got scraps that I could scrape up (yup, get up)

Been all over the world, I got maps that I could make up (yup, yup)

Been a dope fiend for so long that people clap when I wake up (get up)

Been ahead of the game, runnin' laps 'fore I lace up (yeah)

Shadow banned, shorty, yeah, I'm always hard to find (yeah)

Duckboy ain't no fuckboy, yeah, I always take my time (yeah)

*59 signed, yeah, I said, "Fuck a 9 to 5" (yeah)

Tryna shine so hard that I leave 'em all blind (ladies and gentleman)

Uh, oh fuck boy (get up)

Uh

Uh

Motherfucker (get up)

Uh (please help)

[leffee]

*Older lady bumps into vinnie*

Older lady: “oh, I’m so sorry dear.”

Vinnie: “Hey, it's cool.”

Older Lady: “My, you're tall for your age!”

Vinnie: “Thank you!”

Older Lady: “What grade are you in, hon?”

Vinnie: “Well, I'm actually an adul-“

Older Lady: “Would you like a piece of hard candy?”

Vinnie: “Oh YES!!! Do you have butterscotch??”

Older Lady (giggles): “What a good boy you are.”

Vinnie: “Yup, that's what all my teachers say too.”

[The older lady hands Vinnie some candy.]

Sunil: “Uh, did you just lie to that sweet old lady for candy?”

Vinnie: “Maybe.”

Vinnie when “My, you're tall for your age!”: :DDDDDDD Finally!

Vinnie when “What grade are you in, hon?” literally one second later: DDDD:

Ah, I love it so much, you don't get to be tall, my tiny boy. That reminds me that I can never decide on a certain headcanon - his height when he was younger. Idk if I'd rather he was short when he was small (so like always askajs) cause you know, I prefer him short just in general. But! On the other hand, what if he used to be really tall when he was younger compared to others his age and he was always so smug about it. Cause, ha! Shorties! Look up at him! Naturally he got used to it and so thought it would remain like that forever. But then everyone else started catching up. Worse, yet later everyone overtook him while he just... has not grown an inch taller recently. And Vinnie was in denial hoping he'd get that growth spurth soon to return to being taller than everyone else. And then he just never got it *wheeze*.

Ah, I love that he just uses it to his advantage cause he might as well just lie at this point, cause why wouldn't he? His candy! At least he gets them as a form of compensation. Oh, and my love, of course ^^.

Another thing this made me think about - I do headcanon that Vinnie has a soft spot for elderly folks. While it makes sense within my whole complicated backstory for him - he likes older people because he craves that parental care and validation cause he never got that from his parents, or rather it's mostly his mother's fault - I first started thinking of it due to something that actually happen in lps. It was with Speedy, at one point and dare I say kinda out of nowhere he was like "Guys, let's listen to him, he's old and wise," and it wasn't an one-off statement either he was insistent on this claim. Hmmm, interesting. Maybe it means something, in my head it does anyway. So yeah, Vinnie has affinity for older people. Especially if they give him candy :3.

[willsperotruther]

Sp-, Sp-, Spain, what you doing?

Hey Daddy Kane (listen up)

I got bitches (you got bitches?)

Haha, ayy-ayy

Tell lil' shorty, come here

Trap bunnie bubbles

Bitch, I still get texts from my ex

You thinkin' that's yours but she movin' to the next (the next)

No bitch can compare, they all think I'm the best (Fuckin' right)

Real witch bitch, put yo' ass in a hex (Voodoo)

Bitch, I got big stack, big flex (big flex)

Baby call my phone tryna blow her tax check

Call me a nympho 'cause I like good sex

But don't be mad when you going through my texts

Ayy, ayy, tell lil' shorty come here (come here)

I'm tryna blow her back out, walking funny for the year (wobble, wobble)

Tell me that you want me, that's the shit I always hear

I got three bitches on me like the three musketeers

Ayy, ayy, tell lil' shorty come here (come here)

I'm tryna blow her back out, walking funny for the year (wobble, wobble)

Tell me that you want me, that's the shit I always hear

I got three bitches on me like the three musketeers

Bitch, shake that ass or kick rocks (kick rocks)

Fuck a situationship, I'm tryna see that box

Saw her on her Tinder, said she likes long walks (on the beach?)

Runnin' with my phone but, bitch, who got these locks?

Dumb hoe, who bought this motherfuckin' phone?

Yeah, shorty love it 'cause I'm making her moan

Try to find another bitch, get hit in the dome

Yeah, I know I am a queen 'cause I'm sitting on the throne

Ayy, ayy, tell lil' shorty come here (come here)

I'm tryna blow her back out, walking funny for the year (wobble, wobble)

Tell me that you want me, that's the shit I always hear

I got three bitches on me like the three musketeers

Ayy, ayy, tell lil' shorty come here (come here)

I'm tryna blow her back out, walking funny for the year (Wobble, wobble)

Tell me that you want me, that's the shit I always hear

I got three bitches on me like the three musketeers

It's Daddy Kane in this bitch

Pull up to the function and she tryna get lit

Shawty's talkin' foreign, yeah, I'm thinking she a Brit'

Never stay strapped 'cause my brothers with the shit

Keep talking money 'til they hit you with a lick

All yo' shit fake but there's Gucci on my fit

She want bread for the head but no, I'm not a trick (nah)

Switchin' up the roles, charge a rack for the flick

Keeping dirty money but my hands still clean (yup)

Bitches high tech, yeah, I think she off the lean

Don't try to kiss me, hoe, you need some Listerine

Drown in this money, all you see on me is green

I bought her a Perc' and I bought her a bean

Now she blowin' up my phone so I know that she a fiend

Got her in her feelings, tell her bestie that I'm mean

No, I never need no hoes, I just pass 'em to the team

Ayy, ayy, tell lil' shorty come here (come here)

I'm tryna blow her back out, walking funny for the year (wobble, wobble)

Tell me that you want me, that's the shit I always hear

I got three bitches on me like the three musketeers

Ayy, ayy, tell lil' shorty come here (come here)

I'm tryna blow her back out, walking funny for the year (Wobble, wobble)

Tell me that you want me, that's the shit I always hear

I got three bitches on me like the three musketeers

Ah (you got bitches, Nya?)

Hell yeah (how many?)

Hmm, three musketeers

Hoe! (Sp-, Sp-, Spain, what you doing?)

Daddy Kane and Cocaine

Yeah, Daddy Kane and Cocaine, huh!

/lyr

[theghostus]

Day 176

I'm typing this while lying on my back on my bed with my laptop on my knees coz Im too lazy to sit and torture my back.

Hello again. So yeah, I've got a job, and everything is nuts somehow. My new job is still dealing with people and.....children. Yup, you heard me right. Children of ages 6 to 12 years. 10 to 15 years ago, I wouldn't think of even working with those little annoying humans. But here I am. The parents are another breed I've yet encountered in my career. They are a whole different breed. I've also realised children get into all sorts of trouble, aka accidents. Long story short, parents and form teacher were called (boys are in the same class). Shortie was sent to the children's ER with his worried mum. That's just one of the many stories in my first 8 weeks.

My department comprises 2 senior ladies, 1 probably EO in her 30s married and 1 AM. All women except for 2 older gentlemen as Ops Manager. Some still don't know where to put me coz I only spoke when spoken to. I mind my own business and focus on work. I do sometimes entertain them. However, talking to teachers always bring me back to my trauma from primary school. I feel stupid, especially if I call the teachers incorrectly or mishear the name. It's for the gifted and long-serving to remember all 40 teachers. I can barely remember 4 things on my grocery list. Side note: I recalled an interview for the same position. One of the AM, I think asked if I were to approach a teacher, how would you do it? I wasn't expecting that question. I replied, 'professionally'? She asked what's that mean? I would ask them politely? I mean, dude/babe, I worked with adults throughout my career. I just approached them...the difference is they didn't represent my trauma, my childhood. O didn't get into the school by which I thought it was over. Till, I thought, 4 months ago, I received a call from my current school, and here it begins my journey (again) of depression. My present colleagues are better than those I had over last year. I don't want to be too attached because someone up there has this one sadistic mind to want to fuck with me.

Next is the Devil's House. Been four long years since my mum's divorce, and we still haven't gotten the money. If you don't count the 2 years of covid (3 years for the world), losing my job, cleaning (the best I could afford) the fucking house and searching for my current place. So right now, while I'm still unstable (learning) in my new job, I embarked on a long journey (parts of it stupid) of trying to sell the house via a lawyer who still doesn't understand where I'm coming from. He insists on getting the papers served to him. He wants to go by the book. Here I'm wondering if the divorce papers can get through my aunt (his sister) why not these 'forcing him to him to give m the sole rights to sell" papers.

There are only 2 ways this will go....one my aunt will give up his contacts and surrender. Two, she will put up a wall. So, in that case, I will send the evidence to the MF so he can FINALLY get the big picture. How do I record a phone conversation?

Mum is still mum. Whenever she or I sneezed, she acted as though it was wrong to even do that or humans are not allowed to sneeze or cough.

Next is Le Bf. Honestly, where should I even begin? Too long a story for perhaps another time. Just hang on, future me. or else fails just box them. Cheers.

[leffee]

It's timeeee! I love those all so much omg

Oh their ears turning red when blushing ayayayay, so cute! Too bad Vinnie doesn't blush too often >/>. But then again when he does it's all worth it and it's beautiful.

Pepper and her two shorties who she can mandandle and also carry around. They climb her to see what it's like to be taller. And Vinnie jumping into her arms ayay, he wants hugs actually I think. By now she has that muscle memory for when they jump on her like that. Her carrying them both under her arms is good, but you know what else is good? Having one or both of them over her shoulder and being carried like little bags of potatoes. I love potatoes <3

"Whenever one of them gets serious the others look at them like 😳" Now I wonder if that means they are surprised or if they think it's attractive. Probably both I'm gonna guess

Oh yeah, Minka is absolutely one to initiate phhysical contant between the three of them, Vinnie and Pepper would never </3

And that last one, oh fuck yeah, my favourite here even if I love all of them, this one I definitely love the most. Yup, all three are massive hypocrites.

"Sunil, I made a list of all the things I love about you. It's in alphabetical order too! It's also quite long... So anyway,"

*three hours later*

"And that is the end of "a" section."

"Wait, it's only been "a" section? I thought it was all!"

"What? Naaah, pfff, as if. Let's get to "b"."

*multiple hours later*

"Aaand that is the end end."

*Sunil in now mad flustered and blushy* "Oh, oh wow, I don't know what to say... You know, Vinnie, you're pretty great too."

"???? What? Yeah, no. But listen to this. I have a bonus section too actually with even more reasons!"

✨Chaos Trio headcanons✨

I'm talking about Vinnie, Pepper, and Minka btw in case you didn't know

Yeah so I keep thinking about them every minute of every hour so I caved and here we are :D

Also yes I'm going to continue the character headcanons... soon.

Anyways hcs under the cut

Let's start by saying that as pets, they aren't allowed on walks together anymore. Someone always has to be supervising them

As humans, they're probably the reason for some of Russell's grey hairs (yes he has some because I say so)

All of their ears turn red when they blush

Since Minka and Vinnie are fucking short and Pepper is at least average height, sometimes they just... climb on her, or jump on her

Like... Vinnie will jump into her arms while Minka jumps on her back, which results in her carrying those two around

At first it took Pepper by surprise which resulted in them tumbling over quite a few times, but now Pepper doesn't even react, she just lets it happen

Or sometimes Pepper opts to just hold them like a sack of potatoes. You know, with one being under each arm

Whenever one of them gets serious the others look at them like 😳

Minka uses Vinnie and Pepper as models more than anyone, which usually results in their limbs falling asleep or them actually falling asleep

One time Minka had them pose together and they ended up falling asleep. With Vinnie's head on Pepper's shoulder, and Minka thought it was so cute because she knows they would never do that if awake

Speaking of which, Minka is always the one to initiate physical contact between them. Because if she doesn't, than no one will

They're a group of hypocrites, lemme tell you. They will make a list of everything they love about you in alphabetical order but won't accept a single complement from you

[chelleztjs18]

Hello you mrs. honey nut cheerio lefty eyebag 😌

Ah I see, so you drink iced tea with no sweetener at all? Is it like the ones people make from the packets and just let it cool down and add ice?

It feels like I haven't read anything from you in awhile lol but I am excited to see how you end it in the part 4. How many requests do you have?

So I youtubed that ride, and yup that's a no for me 🤣 the view would be pretty but a lot of bad things can go wrong... like what if water starts coming in, or the engine stops and you're stuck underwater. Also yeah, it looks like a pack of sardines in there.. I would not be comfortable sitting with a bunch of other people. What if someone farted or has bad BO 😩

No I haven't really taken anything for the headache. I figured it will just go away. It may be because of too much screen time, since I have been playing on the switch non stop.

Definitely was difficult to keep friends since we moved almost every 2 years. I am glad we permanently stayed in GA but then it was my last 2 years of highschool at that time.

Dang you a shorty hahahaha if your daughter got his height, she's going to be taller than you once she hits puberty 😂 but that's funny because my dad was 6 ft and my mom is about 5'3ish. So I got my dad's height but my mom's features.

Hm I don't think I have any. I'm drawing blank about my life lol my memory is going bad.

I'm running out of questions m'lady! Do you have any?

- CuriousGeorge

Hi corn-punn!

Yeah, i drink unsweetened tea. Sometime i make my own with my ice tea maker (so u put ice in the jug n the machine will brew it n voila u'll get iced tea 😆) but sometiems i buy it at certain fast food place. One thing i love moving to the south is you can always get good ice tea everywhere u go. I love iced tea so much. When i visited cali, not many places serve good ice tea, n they r not consistent with it. N south sweet tea is so much different n better.

Haha really? It has been that long i havent posted anything? I was in the middle putting it together in tumblr but em woke up crying n i had to stay with her in her room until this second. Haha.

Hmm i forgot how many request 😅 i think between 9 or 10? I will check it later n let u know. Haha. Im so tempted to make an event for valentine but im sure i will not be able to get it done. So i might not do it n write the fluff request n gather them together in valentine masterlist.

Remember the fic series idea for valentine i mentioned before? I didnt even got the chance to write it at all..

Seeee! I told u that ride is the worst.😅 ohgosh i cant even imagine if someone fart or have BO in it..🤢

Oh geez. No wonder u have headache. U played too much on the screen. R u that type of that girl who had to be keep reminded by her partner to not play too much because of the headache? 🤭😆😅

Wow moved every 2years.. yikes.. it sucks..especially to adapt.

Me shorty? Heeeyy.. becareful with short people though. They r full of surprises.hahaha. n can be mean if needed.😅🤣

How tall r u by the way? I forgot.hahaha.

Hmm is ther any food u have tried n u wont eat it ever again? Also have u tried balut??

Cheerio!

[pavarottirevenge]

@somethingdarrencrissish sadly, yes. Haha. I'm about 5'4 - 5'5? Give or take? Just depends on how poofy my hair is that day 😂

[strawberryspotsstuff]

:000 RANDY, OUR RANDY BOI.

So uh.. I've been actually feeling a little upset lately, ahem, p a r e n t s. But other than that I'm doing good. However, for the oneshot I was thinking..

Maybe a sad Oc x Randy Jade? Also you know we gotta sprinkle in some angst and some fluffy cuddles just sayin.

And of course the Oc is going to be dealing with tough work and they end up being yelled at by their boss and maybe when the Oc hangs out with Randy, they end up telling him about their day and how stressful it was, and Randy gives them cuddles??

OC TIME!

Name: Miles Honeyfield.

Nicknames: Honey, Hun, Shortie.

Gender: n o (nonbinary)

Pronouns and Sexuality: They/it, Pansexual.

Personality: People-Pleaser, kind and bubbly, lil clingy, touch starved. (ME-)

Appearance: 5'3, greyish white telephone like head, olive skin, soft baby blue hoodie, grey sweatpants with black shoes. They also have a small bee sticker on their hoodie.

Please and thank you! I know this is long-

-Curious Anon

YESSSS RNADY OUR BELOVED!!!!!!!

ALSOOO,,, HONEYFIELDDD WHATA CUTE LASTNAME@!!!!!!!!!!

TEHY ARE SOCUTE :SOB: ((Also grrrr mean boss >:[))

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Randy Jade x Miles Honeyfield [OC]

A fat, and sweaty hand smashed its way onto the wooden desk, making Miles jump in surprise. The grey-toned white telephone head looked up in surprise seeing their boss, a dark purple yarn ball, dressed in an all black suit and shiny leather dress shoes.

"where are the papers I asked for?" He snapped, stomping a foot.

"I- I gave it to you this morning? No.. I gave them to Nancy, she said... she said she gave them to you." Miles mumbled, quickly rolling his chair away from the fuming yarn ball.

"Well, Nancy gave me, nothing!" He articulated, curling his fists.

"Miles, I swear to the phone god, I will get Mingus down here to fire your ass, herself! If you don't step up the game!" The yarn ball threatened.

Now, threatening to get Mingus to fire his employees was not out of the ordinary, to try "humiliate" them or threaten them to do more work. Miles held in their emotions, letting out a shaky exhale.

"Y-Yes Sir. Yup. I'll get them to you, step up, yup." Miles quietly repeatedly. The yarn ball huffed, getting enough of Miles and stormed off.

They shakily went back to work, burying their head away from their employee's prying eyes on them, and after 2 more hours of work, Miles quickly gave the re-did work to their boss and ran off, escaping to the one person that they would trust.

Randy Jade.

Miles quietly sobbed on their way to Randy's trash bin, quietly knocking on it's slimy and sweaty like plastic.

"Hmmmmmmmm? Oh! Honey!" Randy happily welcomed, opening his arms, inviting them in. Miles quietly jumped in, Randy tilted his head in question.

"You seem quiet, what happened hun?" Randy asked quietly, sliding down and sitting crossed legged next to them.

For the next half an hour they vented about their job, their boss, Nancy and the vulture-like employees watching them every day. Randy hugged them from their side, patting their head and rubbing their back.

After their venting, their breathing with heavy as they laid their head on Randy's lap, Randy quietly singing to them, rubbing circles on their back with his thumb.

"thanks randy.." Miles hummed quietly, cuddling into the trash and his lap.

Randy hummed, smiling softly. "Of course, Miles"

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