#but yknow its okay ^w^!! its okay guys look i drew them kissing and having kids hehe!!!

[lethalbreadkills]

shout out to people who ship with no reading comprehension. sorry guys sometimes you cant "but what if it was cute" your way out of the ship shown canonically as incredibly abusive and never to be healthy.

[sleevesareforlosers]

what’s yama’s favorite color? what model is pauly’s car?? does ev drive a motorcycle?? i would like to know abt her husband if you have any more information on that. how does jones dress in high school and then once he’s moved to calgary???

yamas favourite colour is forest green! there's a house they used to walk past on the way to school thats green w yellow trim and they liked it so much they adopted it as their favourite colour (was orange before that and sometimes still is!)

Pauly drives a white 1995 nissan Sentra! it was a shop car at his school and once it was running properly he asked the teacher if he could have it. it's, sorry, a hunk of shit and always will be but him n Jones keep it running well enough and its not like the rest of them have cars lol

she does!! I'm not super sure what model but it's not like a Harley or a cruiser or anything. smth relatively lightweight and zippy that they've had modified so their facility dog(s) can ride too

also ough I need to do more thinking about Drew but he MOSTLY tours the Maritimes for his music that is ! gaining popularity. its a very specific blend of folk/country/shanty thats rlly inherently Nova scotian and hes always like, that guy at the kitchen party with a guitar and a Keith's. he can hear any song once and then play it on guitar he's got a crazy ear. him and ev met in. God. like grade seven but drew was a grade above her and they didn't get together until he had to redo a year and they ended up in a bunch of the same classes. then they got married basically as soon as Ev graduated bc they're stupid in love. he sang kiss me by sixpence none the richer at their wedding and then talked the entire wedding party into jumping into the harbour in their fancy clothes (everyone got ear infections. harbours nasty)

also okay. Jones dressed like Jesse pinkman in highschool. like absolute stereotypical dysphoria fits combined w the general vibe of "its 2000-2004 im a fall out boy fan and I don't want anyone looking at me ever" the buzzcut was a. choice for him. and then moving out west he kept that up for a bit and after he started working at the garage he skewed a little more, like, if vin diesel was a member of smash mouth. yknow? he stopped wearing huge jorts Eventually but the man will probably be wearing vans at his own funeral if not his wedding