#but yeah if youve ever wondered why a woman who is five foot eight seems so much taller than a 5'8 dude its bc the dude is actually barely+ | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cleromancy · 1 year ago

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evil gun batman future timmy - one of them anyway - had an official grown up height and i forget what it was exactly but it was like. 5'7ish. and i think that was just from tim eyeballing it so imo that means he was that tall WITH his evil gun batman height enhancing lifts. he has little guy syndrome syndrome of being a little guy

#hes just a little shrinkydink #dick cut him out of the material and put him in the toaster himself #just a little guy just a little birthday boy you wouldnt psychologically torture a little guy on his birthday hes just a little birthday bo #dc #btw in a survey from... i want to say 2003? of *non-self reported* heights. the avg usamerican adult mans height was i believe 5'8 #i just think you should know this. i think more people should know just how much men lie about their heights #up until guys hit six foot at least they just add like 2 inches to their height #unless theyre so short they know they cant get away with it #but yeah if youve ever wondered why a woman who is five foot eight seems so much taller than a 5'8 dude its bc the dude is actually barely+#scraping 5'7

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