#but yeah i love his wardrobe section but also it's not tacky enough it needs to be a LITTLE weirder

[spring-lxcked]

@revvnant asked: ❝ hc + 👗❞ ( thematic headcanons )

hc + 👗 for a clothes-themed headcanon

Literally my favorite topic ( except his patheticness ). I've talked a ton about his whole. . . dresses eccentrically enough to stand out, but nice enough to be perceived as well-dressed / attractive / etc. But he does genuinely enjoy most of his style and it's not just for show. His least favorite is actually probably when he feels the need to dress Properly ( think basic ass black and white suit and tie ), but otherwise he likes lots of colors and leans heavily into trends of the times that he enjoys. speaking of, where is my william "tits out" af.ton post— anyway, i def think in his 40s+ he dresses, uh. i mean, there's not actually any such thing as "dressing too young for your age" but i think his kids probably disagree LMAO. on a smaller hc note, he's a huge fan of bellbottoms even once they go out of style ( william 🤝 jayne ) and a lot of his looks can be traced back to 70's rock fashion with a touch of disco-inspired fashion. ( legally required to link his wardrobe pin section )