#but yeah Presidential Decree: y'all need to FUCK

[vonlipvig]

pairing up the cabinet members because i say so

ciara/nia: no you don't understand, they're canon to me. you know they're sharing a lot more than a passing glance and fleeting smile at a meeting. your lady ministers are having gay sex at the maroon palace and there's nothing you can do to stop them.

iosef/lileas: i cannot stand them, and they cannot stand each other OR me for that matter, which only goes to show they need to shut the fuck up about their issues and go hook up until they feel better. absolutely nightmarish scenario, but they are made for each other, unfortunately.

symon/gus: they can bond over their shared interest in Making Money, and exchange information about good possible investments while they get wine drunk in symon's villa. what if we both invested in the same football club and we're both boys.

deivid/paskal: just some chill guys having a nice time, honestly. i feel like they'd have a lot of things to talk about since they're both so knowledgeable in their fields, i'd def wanna listen in on their conversations. paskal would get concerned about deivid's health when he starts to cough, tho. take care of my man, paskal.

lucian/petr: someone's going to end up dead and i'm not exactly sure who, but you know it's gonna be entertaining. uptight man who is more punctual than Time itself, and fun-loving easy-going man who can't be on time to save himself? oh they're gonna tear each other TO SHREDS. hot.