#but yeah! i can't understand the kansai dialect :)

[pinkautist]

every time i try to read kohaku's dialogue in japanese to get a feel for what he's saying, i am reminded that i can't understand the kansai dialect as well as i can understand the tokyo dialect 💀💀

[atsumiye]

um, wrong number?

summary: on a night out, atsumu manages to get his next flings number. written on a flimsy napkin, they scribble a cute “call me” and their number. however, the next morning atsumu realizes the last few digits are smudged. with his superb guessing skills, he manages to guess the last 3 digits….or what he thinks is the 3 digits. so what happens when atsumu texts y/n some raunchy messages? he gets called a pervert.

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“Eichi, keep an eye out. This place is packed and I don't want to be here longer than I have to.” Akiko says as she pulls out a compact mirror to check her makeup and hair. She pulls out her lipstick and glides it across her lips and smacks her lips together. Brushing her fingers through her hair to fix any stray strands, she slams the mirror shut before placing it back in her purse.

“I'm not leaving without his number.” She says as she turns her head to look at Eichi.

Eichi gives her a small nod as she stretches her neck to look above the large crowd and around the neutral colored restaurant, before she spots a flash of bright blonde.

“I think I see him, he's towards the back with a group of guys.” She points her finger in the direction as Akiko starts to walk to the back.

She plasters a large grin on her face before she giggles out an, “Atsumu!”. The players he's speaking to look at her before turning back to Atsumu. She places her hand on his shoulder and tilts her head to meet his eyes.

“Hello…” he mumbles to her while looking back to his teammates with a questioning look.

“How have you been, baby? You never texted me so I sent you a dm but you never responded.” She bats her eyelashes at him as she looks at his confused expression.

After a few beats of silence, Atsumu's eyes widen, “Oh yer Akizo, right?”

She huffs before fake laughing, “Close, Akiko.”

“But you do remember me after all? What happened to sending me a message?”

“Ah sorry, had some….issues with the number. It was good to see ya again I guess” rubbing the back of his neck, he nods his head before he turns back towards his team members. All his team members look between the two, angry that Atsumu might be causing more problems. He remembers how his PR team begged him to not cause anymore drama- that he argued he doesn't purposely start- before the start of the new season, so he chooses to ignore the girl hanging onto him.

And he can't ignore the way his heart feels a bit weird as his mystery girl pops into his head.

Akiko huffs and she clings to his arm and brings a hand to rest on his chest, noticing the way a few people begin to pull out their phones and whisper to each other. She leans into his ear as she whispers, “Your causing a scene baby, let's exchange numbers again hm? This time, you give me your number”, she pauses dropping the smile on her face slightly, “and I'll send you a text.”

He looks down at her before placing his hand out to grab her phone and type his number in. She grabs the phone back and says “Let me just make sure it's right” she types a quick message and hearing his phone ding, sighs in satisfaction. “Make sure to answer when I text.” She flashes him a small smile and walks away towards the exit, Eichi quickly bows her head towards the table as she walks after Akiko.

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“Oh yer Akizo, right?” You turn your head towards Atsumu's loud voice noticing a pretty girl start to cling to him. You tsk and look back towards the plate Osamu hands you.

Before you take it, Osamu looks down at you and says “It's been three weeks since he texted you right?” You nod as he continues, “You know, there hasn't been a single day where he hasn't talked about you. Don't be jealous.”

You gasp and give him a disgusted look, “I'm not jealous! He doesn't even know my name, I just think she's a bit...weird. And I thought that the name sounded familiar to the girl he was originally supposed to text. That's all.” You snatch the plate from his hand as he begins to smile. You roll your eyes as you walk to the table, “Jealous! That's ridiculous.” You shake your head before approaching the table.

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As the last customer walks out of the door, Osamu points to the door and tells you to turn the open sign to close. Flipping the sign and pulling down the blinds you loudly sign, “You know Osamu, you may regret hiring me but I regret accepting the job. My feet hurt.” You begin to pout before Meian comes behind you and flicks the back of your head, “Stop complaining.” You bring your hand to place it over where he flicked you and stick your tongue out at him.

“Osamu, let me know what you want me to help with.” Meian says as he begins to yawn.

“No, go home. Not only are you tired but if you stay here you'll use it against me or ask for some of my paycheck or something.” You smirk at him as he and Osamu begin to laugh. “She's right Meian, I can drive her home.” Osamu tells him as he begins to pull out a bucket of water to wipe down tables.

“Fine” he nods towards Osamu before turning towards you, “Text me that you got home safe okay?” he pulls you into a hug before ruffling your hair.

You brush down your hair and nod with a grin. “Drive safe okay?”, he smiles as he yells out a ‘goodnight’.

You turn back towards Osamu to grab a towel to start cleaning, “Y/N, after you are done with the tables, just wait here for a few minutes. Atsumu is bringing extra products from the other restaurant so he might come in.” You smile and nod as you begin to to wipe everything down and Osamu walks into his office to close the registers for the night.

Twenty minutes later, the door opens revealing an annoyed Atsumu.

“Samu! The traffic was horrible, I'm never helpin' ya again!” he yells and you begin to laugh. He turns his head to you, “Yer Y/N, right? The new girl he hired.” You nod and you can't help the smile that grows on your face at the mere fact he has no idea, “Yeah I am, it's nice to meet you Atsumu.”

“Same here.” he places the giant box on the floor behind the register as he comes back out and stares at you for a few seconds. “Yer a girl right?” you look down at yourself and meet his eyes to say “Sure?”

He drags a chair across the floor and places it in front of you, sitting backwards on the chair.

“I've got a question for ya.” You nod, allowing him to ask.

“So, how would I get a girl to tell me who she is?”

“Sorry? What does that even mean?” you furrow your eyebrows trying to decipher what he is trying to ask.

“Basically, I'm texting this girl. She knows who I am because we got mutual friends or somethin but I don't even know her name. We have spoken every day for almost four weeks and I know nothing about her.”

Osamu walks out of the office towards the two of you smiling to himself, “You forgot the best part, Tsumu. Ya sent her a nude as yer first message to her.” You and Osamu laugh as Atsumu drops his head in his hands.

“I've told ya and her that it was a mistake. Plus she moved on from it.”

You smile at him as you say, “Well, maybe she will come around. Just be respectful of the boundaries she has set up. You skipped quite a few steps by sending a nude the first time you spoke, so be understanding of that. Who knows, maybe soon she will want to tell you who she is.”

Osamu widens his eyes before smirking, “Why Tsum, ya got a crush on her?”

You feel your face heat up as Atsumu looks at the floor. “Shut up, Samu!”

Osamu smiles looking at your reactions before he says, “Alright lets get ya home Y/N. Meian will kill me if I get ya home too late.”

You both begin to stand up as Atsumu says, “Thanks for the advice.”

“Anytime. I hope it works out for you guys.” You smile at him as you all walk out of the restaurant.

chapter eight- don't be jealous

riya's notes:

- i wholeheartedly believe that osamu doesn't talk with his kansai dialect until he gets around atsumu

- akiko did a lot of research into atsumu in the past few weeks, so she knew he probably wouldn't want a ton of people looking at him or to cause a scene

- y/n doesn't know if she likes atsumu, what she does know is that she cares about him a lot

- atsumu is currently planning ways to win his mystery girl over

- osamu knows his brother really well, he knows how he feels and he found it hilarious he was asking y/n how to talk to y/n....

- y/n texted meian right as she got home but he was already asleep

- pls let me know your thoughts <3333

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[kym2020]

Shuffle × The Numbing Noir Neige

La Mort chapter 7

Nagisa Ran: ...I'll repeat the strategy again, Mayoi-kun,

I and you will go to ask Sakuma-kun about the current situation. At the same time, Kohaku-kun goes to Ritsu-kun's room to hear his current feelings.

…… After that, we bring back each other's stories and search for clues to the solution. We're looking for a good direction for the 『Shuffle Unit』.

...Are you ready?

Mayoi Ayase

Wa, wa, hi...dadada, but it's okay.

[T/N: Mayoi-kun are you alright?(´-ω-`)]

Nagisa Ran

…Instead, look at my face deep down

...I'll do something if something goes wrong.  Mayoi-kun will be relieved to watch behind me.

...then let's knock.

...excuse me

Mayoi Ayase

Oh, sorry to bother you

Rei Sakuma

Oh. Isn't it Ayase-kun and Ran-kun?

Tenshoin-kun and Shiratori-kun are outside the office, but I don't think they are the one you need.

Isn't there something for me about the 『shuffle project』?

Nagisa Ran

I agree. It was a little difficult to talk with Eichi-kun. I was saved without him.

...I have a story about 『Shuffle Project』, especially with you and your younger brother.

Rei Sakuma

Hmm. I expected it to be this. If I and Ritsu made the air in the field worse, do you think that's what you see?

Mayoi Ayase

W-w-well, that's not the case!

Nagisa Ran

Mayoi-kun, you don't have to forcibly talk to each other.

...Anyway. You know the current situation, but you can't put a cover in there

...Why did you do that when you're pretty smart? Can you tell me.

…If you profess your reason, we can be convinced.

…But unless we reveal our true intentions, we will continue to shoot with suspicion.

...I wonder if this kind of thing is the so-called "I guess".

…I'm not very good, but we are a fateful community If possible, could you tell me what's happening in words?

Rei Sakuma

Kukuku. Isn't it a pretty derogatory term, to use the word "I guess"?

I also want to explain the reasons. But I'm not at the stage of telling the facts yet.

Ritsu is the only younger brother for me, he's so cute that it doesn't hurt in my eyes.

However, it is also necessary to make the heart a demon. Please understand.

I don't mind being despised for the sake of Ritsu.

Nagisa Ran

…Even if that choice disrupts the 『shuffle unit』?

Rei Sakuma

.............

Nagisa Ran

I'm disappointed at you. Sakuma-kun

<On the other hand, at the same time. In the dormitory room of Ritsu and Mika>

Mika Kagehira

Koha-ku~n♪ I got you some tea~♪

Kohaku Oukawa

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to have my seniors fetch me tea, but...

Mika Kagehira

No, I don't care because I like it and I want to do it♪

Honestly, what happened? It's okay that the audience is very lively these days, but do you want to talk to Ritsu because of the work in the movie?

Kohaku Oukawa

*Seyane/You're right. I had a consultation about 『shuffle planning』, but I can't help it if the person who is the main point is not here.

[T/N: Seyane a kansai dialect of You're right]

It's bad to have a waterfall to the tea, but if I drink this, don't let me go home

[T/N: wait what, I don't quite understand kansai dialect so it's hard to understand but I guess he means it's a waste of time for him if he goes home? Huh?! I messed up this time]

Mika Kagehira

Eh~. You've come all the way to us, and can I talk to you until Ritsu-kun returns?

Kohaku Oukawa

I'm troubling the person I'm talking to, and Kohaku-kun is always welcome♪

I'm relieved. It's bad for Mika-han, but can you just pass my words to him?

Mika Kagehira

Sure, sure

Ritsu Sakuma

Fufufu. It looks delicious♪ Can you give me a tea?

Mika Kagehira

Hmm, Ritsu

I'm glad you're here now♪

Ritsu Sakuma

Ahaha. You can see that by looking at it

Did you come after the shooting because there is something for me?

Kohaku Oukawa

Oh yeah. The message is quick and it helps

It's about the shooting of 【La Mort】. *ぬし/Nushi-han, Rei-han.

[T/N: ぬし was written as Nushi meaning head or leader]

Brothers quarrel also like dogs. Early on, *why don't you bow your head and put it back in its original scabbard?

[T/N: literal meaning just apologise]

Ritsu Sakuma

Yeah, that kind of thing

But I refuse. Why do I have to do it? Anjia will never speak until his brother bows and apologizes

Only while the camera is spinning, he and I will exchanges lines as the role of 『Eternal Reaper』. Isn't this enough?

Kohaku Oukawa

Hah. It's hard to break his border and talk about the anger of Ritsu-han.

Ritsu Sakuma

Originally it was impossible. I didn't expect to play with Anija.

When Anija and I work, it seems that we bring in too much personality.

Ah. If this happens, I would have declined from the beginning...?

Kohaku Oukawa

Most of the time, I don't like it Ritsu-han

As long as you accept it, you can't 『wait』.  Don't you know how many people are involved in this 『shuffle project』?

Ritsu Sakuma

It's okay. I'm in energy saving mode, but I'm always doing my job properly.

Of course, I don't neglect a fixed job, and I do well with Anija in the field. We'll keep a distance from each other and be moderate...

There's nothing more you want from me. I think you can understand it because it's a relative of Su-chan.

[T/N: If you don't know who Su-chan is it's Tsukasa Suou]

The outfield is given to the family's problems from a superior position.

From the start it has been same problem as what 『King』 made into another weak 『unit』.

Kohaku Oukawa

......It may be true.

Even though it's the same 『unit』, after all, 『Shuffle Unit』 and Ritsu-han think so.

I just lost it because I was worried. Wouldn't it be nice if the two brothers did whatever they wanted?

If it's a story that you can do anything, even in a fight, and get a good job. We can't say anything.

It wasn't like that at all

Ritsu Sakuma

..........

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